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RomanceRe: Will It Still Be The Same Again?? by Ablemax(op): 8:40pm On Jul 01, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
why not? the toto is a muscle (like any other) that can expand and thereafter get back to its original size....

here is a simple clue: when you go to shiit, does your nyansh stay wide opened as the shiit that just went through your damn anus?!?!?
Hmmm but niqqa you're too raw
RomanceWill It Still Be The Same Again?? by Ablemax(op):
RomanceRe: South Africa Has More Fly, Sexy Girls Than Nigeria by Ablemax(m): 7:44pm On Jul 01, 2020
Lemme Goan get my passport ready am going to SA ASAP to go and fVck some southern African pVssies
PhonesRe: Easybuy Phone Of 50k Stolen After One Wk Purchase On Credit by Ablemax(m): 6:10pm On Jul 01, 2020
Those ghuys EASYBUY can worry oh



Let month ends and he hasn't pay


Body go tell am word.......
RomanceRe: I Am In Serious Dilemma (fiction) by Ablemax(m): 12:26pm On Jun 30, 2020
Someone is reasoning with her pvssy
RomanceRe: Regina Daniel Puts To Birth. by Ablemax(m): 2:20pm On Jun 29, 2020
Nice
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Ablemax(m): 12:38pm On Jun 29, 2020
See how their uniforms dae shine
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday, Wish Me Well Nairalanders. by Ablemax(m): 8:32am On Jun 29, 2020
Happy birthday dude more funds to your account


And lastly more pvssies to your Dickson the short man devil
RomanceRe: How to Get Pink / Red Lips Instantly [Picture] by Ablemax(m): 8:07pm On Jun 28, 2020
Na was oh



But hope say u never eat pussycat Sha


You fall my hand if you have done that
RomanceRe: Guys Sha by Ablemax(m): 3:17pm On Jun 28, 2020
Randy91:
Makeup na skillhuh

Goan sit downgrin grin

See the way she said it like she has something to offergringrin
Apart from pussycat
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Army Graduate 4,198 Soldiers (recruit) by Ablemax(op): 12:54pm On Jun 28, 2020
Edopesin:
Fortunately not everyone reasons like you
I weep for them, if only they know what they're getting into.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Army Graduate 4,198 Soldiers (recruit) by Ablemax(op): 12:51pm On Jun 28, 2020
Hezzyluv:
har
You stole my FTC with nonsense word
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Army Graduate 4,198 Soldiers (recruit) by Ablemax(op): 12:50pm On Jun 28, 2020
I really pity the mothers who allow their children to go into the Nigeria army despite the fact that they're being killed on a regular basis
Nairaland GeneralNigeria Army Graduate 4,198 Soldiers (recruit) by Ablemax(op): 12:48pm On Jun 28, 2020
The Chief of Army Staff, Lt- General Tukur Buratai, yesterday said the Nigerian Army has resolved to continue to fight the security challenges bedevilling the country.

The Army chief stated this at the Passing Out Parade of the 79 Regular Recruit Intake of Depot Nigerian Army, Zaria on Saturday.

He disclosed that the country is faced with numerous security challenges by the activities, especially Boko Haram insurgency, arm banditry, kidnapping and other criminal activities.

Buratai, who was represented by Lt. Lamidi Adeosun, Chief of policy and planning, Army Headquarters, said with the enlistment of the 4, 198 soldiers would bring an end to the insurgency bedeviling the country.

He said with the enlistment of the soldiers, the Nigerian Army would continue to tackle the security challenges facing the country.

He lauded the training institution of the Depot for providing the manpower needs of the Nigerian Army.

He also assured them of their readiness of enhancing the welfare of the staff of the Depot and Nigerian army in general.

He said the institute would continue to receive more logistics support
RomanceRe: She Blocked Me From Viewing Her Whatsapp Status by Ablemax(m): 12:05pm On Jun 28, 2020
Kriss216:
This go and make money thing is becoming tiring and irritating.
But that's the raw TRUTH
RomanceRe: I Need Help Dealing With A Broke Girlfriend by Ablemax(m): 10:37am On Jun 28, 2020
stanliwise:
Sometimes I shake my head terribly to hear that a guy has been begging a girl for a kiss. Like WTF!!!!! Just negodu as the girl is just asking from you for this and that and while you stupidly keep giving her. You deem it fit to come here and tell us that you are “generous”.

If she isn’t a girl and you don’t like her would you still be generous? Oga stop those shenanigans and just accept you are addicted to being a maga around her.

Let me also shock you that as much as you continue to be the MAGA. Your first kiss will come after you spend up to a million Naira on her grin grin grin. While Olu at the compound will be doing different style with just 100 Naira recharge card.

You have to stop giving her money make you look generous, people see you as generous when you help anyone around in need and not because you are helping a particular person per se. infact people you spend on most time aren’t aware how generous you are until you are gone. Even if you are, don’t give girls the impression that they control what you do. Worst case if you must spend on her then also give her a task to do that would suit you.

“I want go so so, are you coming with me? I will buy you —-“

“I am at home this weekend, are you gonna come over let’s eat —- and watch —-“

Don’t ever tell a girl you wanna give her money, if it should happen when she has done something that makes you happy wink wink wink or when she has sacrificed something e.g transport, long amount of time. Or she lost something because of you.
Bottom line is that you should always create the impression that you spend out of necessity or self will and not out of her beauty or conviction.

Hence forth, she should get money from you based on your own terms, money are meant to lure greedy ladies and not spend on them worst case you pay according to their service and money are meant to be spent on loyal and true caring ladies who treats us as king (only when you have o, no go drink garri because of girl matter), don’t ever get it twisted in your life.

When next you want a kiss from a girl as much as you have the money and you are in a comfortable place, reach for it, she be pressured to show her true color. She refuse, you carry you money go, she accept you have your kiss, if she ask you to pay for the kiss you then give her a coin. grin grin

I won’t say anything else.
You're damn too correct


DONT TELL A GIRL TO KISS YOU

ITS A MISTAKE IF YOU DO THAT
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Last Long In Bed by Ablemax(m): 9:57am On Jun 28, 2020
babseg:
You want phone s$x the ophuh
Me self tire oh
RomanceRe: Guys Sha by Ablemax(m): 10:26am On Jun 27, 2020
Preshieben:
Well
500naira is such a huge amount of money
How bout you that almost got aborted when your illict_minded father ran after impregnanting your Baboon so called mother who gave him the pussy for free
Think am Bros
No too reason am
E get why
Na was oh

This insult no be here oh



I feel for the dude
RomanceRe: WTF Is Wrong With People by Ablemax(m): 9:01am On Jun 27, 2020
Abeg Bros b4 you kill your self please transfer all your money to me .....a dead man doesn't need it




But while you're still alive you can transfer like 1k for me way I go take buy data take comment Rio for your post
RomanceRe: m by Ablemax(m): 10:01am On Jun 25, 2020
JOACHINpedro:
You sure say you see am at all? undecided
The pri.ck get reasonable girth and it's well fenestrated, did you see the cap? It's huge! shocked. The only problem is that it's Kinda stunted. Nevertheless, the d!ck I saw can make any woman cum cus it's not that bad.




Op your pri.ck is not as bad as you portray it.
No mind the ghuy, he doesn't know what he got that's why.....
PhonesRe: Phone Swapping by Ablemax(m): 8:09am On Jun 25, 2020
BillionaireTalk:
you can make a swap at carlcare
When my phone screen is b okenhuh
RomanceRe: m by Ablemax(m): 7:39am On Jun 25, 2020
Eberechi24:
So I no see the pic before it was removed?

Chai!
Wetin you wan use the ghuy dick picture dohuh
RomanceRe: m by Ablemax(m): 7:29am On Jun 25, 2020
Olanrefront3355:
Only him, all these? grin grin grin
I swear

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