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babysnogls: Cute baby! What name do we give him/her?

eriegua83: Nor trust children again, leave am na small pikin, she never get breast, and them they phuck the full town. Na wa oh 9yrs nd 17 yrs. Make d boy nor run him too na underage nd the girl dey enjoy am or after the first bleeping she tell her mama no.
Welcome to motherhood, now u go respect ur mama well well nd learn how to padlock ur tortori.

safarigirl: Something is off here

Why would the teacher insert a pencil in her? Was it a form of punishment or is it a fetish? In the presence of other female teachers and no one said anything What if this girl was told to tell this lie?

We're talking about a five year old here, she will say anything she's told to say.

Are there scientific facts to support that the instrument used was a pencil?

Can the time this deflowering took place be certified?

It's an incomplete story, hence I shan't draw conclusions, it's not enough to say she did it, there has to be a reason.

shadrach77: Is that an iPad in her hands in the second pic? She looks like a pros-titute

solomto: Instructions

Evaluate his appetite. The most noticeable sign of sickness in a newborn is the lack of appetite. If something is wrong, babies will usually stop eating and refuse any food. Projectile or forceful vomiting is also another reason to be concerned.


Consider his behavior. Your newborn's behavior is another indicator of sickness. Is he more tired than usual? Is he very sleepy and hard to wake up? Also, an extremely irritable or inconsolable baby is also a sign of sickness. If any of these symptoms persist for a longer amount of time than usual, you should be concerned.

Take the baby's temperature. Any fever of higher than 100 degrees Fahrenheit warrants a call to the doctor. Your baby's immune system is still immature and any fever should alert you to contact the doctor for an evaluation.


Review your baby's elimination pattern. Consider if your baby is constipated or if she has diarrhea. If your newborn is crying while trying to poop or does not poop for a few days or longer than usual, then you should be concerned. Excessive diarrhea can also indicate a sick baby.


Check your baby's breathing. If she is struggling to breathe, coughing, very congested or choking on excessive mucus, you should contact your pediatrician. You will see the chest move up and down, but when the baby is struggling to breathe, this will looked labored and be very hard for the baby.


Evaluate your baby's skin color. A sick newborn may be flushed and have extremely red cheeks or have very pale skin. If the baby's skin is yellow, this may be a sign of jaundice and blue skin may mean that the baby is not getting enough oxygen. If any of these symptoms occur, you should contact a health care provider immediately.




http://www.ehow.com/how_2311602_spot-signs-sickness-newborns.html

nonylove: Wuld you rather request a female doctor to examine your bosom or can you be comfortable when a male doc torches your bosom

Mamaflex: Me n ma hubby luk alike too. pipo keep sayin it even when we were datin. He also luk lyk one of my brothers.

vanstanzy: I don't think the woman ever been to war before.

Shalomé: was the perfume gucci or prada?

samwash: When u have been looking 4 job 4 d past 10yrs and u finally got it and u were told 2 bring ur credentials d next day and ur house got fire,everything was burnt down. I saw a guy crying yesterday that's wot happend to him,before he came back 4rm church yesterday d house he rented got fire and everything brunt down and he was to submit his credentials today. After 10yrs of job searching.Is he not really cursed?

romanlaw: You are cursed if you are on a first date ( with your latest gf)in a Chinese Restuarant and after the choppings, you found out that u forgot you wallet in the taxi.Lol!!!

miss dee: Wot was she looking @ as she was transforming to 'this'

yuzedo: Ehyaa...
Hope she is crying because she lost her spouse that she loves and not because she isn't FIRST LADY anymore...

Tolexander: The Kano State Police Command, yesterday, announced the arrest of a ‘700-year-old spirit’ that engages in extorting money from the members of the public by imposing fear in them via telephone calls.

Briefing journalists at the Bompai headquarters of the command, the Kano State Police Commissioner, Mr. Ibrahim K. Idris, explained that the ‘spirit’ turned out to be one Alhaji Nura Hamza, a resident of Kurna Asabe Quarters in the state.

Idris explained that the suspect had taken advantage of the fear imposed in his victims by his status as a ‘spirit’ to cause them to source money and deposit same in a nearby bush, on an anthill, for spiritual purposes.

He added that the complainant in this particular case, after depositing N800,000 as directed by the ‘spirit,’ decided to confide his fate in a relative, who quickly alerted him that he was being duped.

According to him, following the report of the serial extortion to the police, detectives swung into action, luring the ‘spirit’ to the same destination on the anthill, where he had always directed his victims to drop the cash.

The bait, Idris said, yielded the needed result as the ‘spirit’, upon his arrival, turned out to be a human being, adding that the suspect was arrested and taken into custody.

He added: “When the suspect was interrogated, he confessed that he committed the offence. The cell phone used in intimidating and cheating the victims was found in the suspect’s possession.”

The police boss said when the home of the suspect was searched, seven pieces of fake US$100, three bundles of paper cut to size of US $100, four MTN SIM cards, three motorcycles, a generating set and one mobile phone line (08037297557) were recovered as exhibits by the police.

He disclosed that investigation into the incident was still on while adding that the suspect would be charged to court as soon as investigation was concluded.

Idris urged the public to report to the police any receipt of strange phone calls from unknown persons making strange requests, adding that the police had devised means of unraveling and arresting such criminal activities.

In a similar vein, the commissioner explained that the police had arrested 147 suspects in the last two weeks for alleged offences ranging from motor vehicle theft to possession of dangerous weapons and possession of fake local and foreign currencies.

He added that during the same period, 60 rounds of live cartridges, 15 rounds of 9mm, one magazine with 30 rounds of live ammunition, a toy gun, one locally made revolver pistol and one locally made pistol were recovered.

According to him, the gallantry, professionalism and commitment of his men in synergy with the Joint Security Task Force led to the reduction of crime and criminal activities in the state, adding that economic and social activities were gradually returning to normal.


http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/police-arrest-spirit-in-kano/

Goldieluks: HE IS STARK RAVING MAD. YUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!

2sexy: Hello Family

This is my first post here...

What will you remember your mother for?

I will remember her for sending me pot soup and stew all the way from Benin City to Effurun Delta State.

For her undying love for her children... back then even at age 20+ she still wants to buy me cloths lol.

Nah that woman pampered me o.

I would remember her for her delicious meals... Wifey, no vex oo, my mamma never cooked potty so you just got to learn how to do cooking to my taste.

I would remember her for her valour,courage. she was an Amazon. She started the construction of Teslim Balogun Stadium as the major supplier of building materials with Transproject( The company that won the contract at that time, late 80s to ealry 90s). She was hardly at home at that time. No mind Nigerian government and abandoned projects.

I will remember her for her sacrifices... she sold her cloths for my sake and even refused to buy any for herself so that he children could have something, fought death so I could live...

This are just some that I can remember...



Our mothers are unsong heroines, Amazons and they should be remembered for something.

What will you remember your mama for? let's hear it!

2sexy: Hello Family

This is my first post here...

What will you remember your mother for?

I will remember her for sending me pot soup and stew all the way from Benin City to Effurun Delta State.

For her undying love for her children... back then even at age 20+ she still wants to buy me cloths lol.

Nah that woman pampered me o.

I would remember her for her delicious meals... Wifey, no vex oo, my mamma never cooked potty so you just got to learn how to do cooking to my taste.

I would remember her for her valour,courage. she was an Amazon. She started the construction of Teslim Balogun Stadium as the major supplier of building materials with Transproject( The company that won the contract at that time, late 80s to ealry 90s). She was hardly at home at that time. No mind Nigerian government and abandoned projects.

I will remember her for her sacrifices... she sold her cloths for my sake and even refused to buy any for herself so that he children could have something, fought death so I could live...

This are just some that I can remember...



Our mothers are unsong heroines, Amazons and they should be remembered for something.

What will you remember your mama for? let's hear it!

slightlyMad: who says dreams dont come true?
though dead on arrival, he made it to the UK

Sam Milla: I think the owner of the station knows something we dont know