pDude:

Bullshit.

Is this list for Nigeria or what? Because I don't understand the part about buying gifts. So naija girls will get tired of you buying them gifts

You never hala.

Piponomics: All these teenagers that just bought a 4th hand curve 2 will just be desperate to show that they have a Blackberry phone. These childish fonts doesn't make any sense! The mmumu girl that typed that long tirade of rubbish will be feeling happy with herself right now not knowing that 90% of people here won't read past the first 2 lines!! Pfft.

moresignal: ok

kitty kat: I need a desperate hot guy. Nonsense post

Jyde89: Top ten way's to win a girl's @.
1) be ya sef
2) be ya sef
3) be ya sef
4) be ya sef
5) be ya sef
6) be ya sef
7) be ya sef
be ya sef
9) be ya sef
u mumu or u get sence abeg....
0) be ya sef

amaka white: My bf has a lot of dese signs A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ we hav been dating 4 4years naw.I dnt Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ d̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅t as desperation but d real him.he's very nice,kiarn.always calling all d tyme(even dou dats kinda annoyin),A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ luvs 2 be pampered A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ praised.I wudnt want anytin else 4rm any man.tellin smeone 2 act Ī$
A specific way which isn't his real self just 2 impress a girl isn't right.an indecent guy wil always remain an indecent guy,a gurl hu has sense A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ decency wil Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ him 4 wat he Ī$
.Ɣ☺ΰ do not nid 2 change hu Ɣ☺ΰ are 2 impress a girl.if d girl dosnt like Ɣ☺ΰ 4 hu Ɣ☺ΰ are den she shud find hu she's compatible wit.I know wen a guy Ī$
Sincerly nice A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ wen he's being nice just 2 get in2 ma pants,it'l only tek sme minutes ,days or weeks.wud Ɣ☺ΰ rather want d guy 2 be mean ?maybe dats wat sme girls want A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ cherish,  mean,heartless guy,d̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅t dosnt prove he's manly abeg.guys be urself joor,Ɣ☺ΰ'l find who Ɣ☺ΰ'r compatible wit,Ɣ☺ΰ dnt nid 2 pretend.

kitty kat: I need a desperate hot guy. Nonsense post

amaka white: My bf has a lot of dese signs A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ we hav been dating 4 4years naw.I dnt Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ d̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅t as desperation but d real him.he's very nice,kiarn.always calling all d tyme(even dou dats kinda annoyin),A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ luvs 2 be pampered A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ praised.I wudnt want anytin else 4rm any man.tellin smeone 2 act Ī$
A specific way which isn't his real self just 2 impress a girl isn't right.an indecent guy wil always remain an indecent guy,a gurl hu has sense A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ decency wil Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ him 4 wat he Ī$
.Ɣ☺ΰ do not nid 2 change hu Ɣ☺ΰ are 2 impress a girl.if d girl dosnt like Ɣ☺ΰ 4 hu Ɣ☺ΰ are den she shud find hu she's compatible wit.I know wen a guy Ī$
Sincerly nice A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ wen he's being nice just 2 get in2 ma pants,it'l only tek sme minutes ,days or weeks.wud Ɣ☺ΰ rather want d guy 2 be mean ?maybe dats wat sme girls want A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ cherish,  mean,heartless guy,d̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅t dosnt prove he's manly abeg.guys be urself joor,Ɣ☺ΰ'l find who Ɣ☺ΰ'r compatible wit,Ɣ☺ΰ dnt nid 2 pretend.

chess guru:
Lolz and I need a desperately hot babe.

~PreciousBro~:
Poster is so on point,have you not noticed the girls are all saying rubbish this and that,that's because they know and don't want boys to become wise...guys that do what the OP showcased here are desperate indeed.....and guys that do otherwise are the bad guys girls so seek because of the less interest these said guys deem appropriate as their personality thus, wins their hearts......

Girls might not like these guys but they'd definitely crave for them knowing these guys show the "I don't give a fukc" attitude which makes these girls want them more!!!
Watch the girls not agree to this because they want their guys needy and all desperate for their interest but they'd still be tired of such guys in the reality....guys ever wonder why opposite attracts ??

That's the P"

kitty kat: I need a desperate hot guy. Nonsense post

geovanni24: I'm desperate,that ii know too well, but ii ended up not able T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ woo the girl ii S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ much L♥√ع!!! M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ desperation was as a result of M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ friends labelling me a gay when I'm not, in order T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ prove M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ innocense ii became a desparate guy in search of a gf!...but at de end,  wasn't stil convinced T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ date de gurls dat were out for, cos ϑε̲Ɣ weren't M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ kind of gulrs!

eagle,eye:
In the dating world, a desperate man is one who is over-eager, anxious, presumptuous and willing to be with any woman to avoid being alone. Women can spot desperation in a man from miles away, and if you suffer from it, you’ll never stand a chance at getting any girl. A man who is desperate may have a strong want and desire to have a relationship; however, his behaviors can indicate low-self esteem and a host of other issues that turn women off and can actually be viewed as creepy and disturbing.
Here are 10 warning signs that can help you determine if you fit under the portrait of a desperate man:

1. Dropping your standards Desperate men are prepared to drop their dating standards to fill the huge emotional void in their life. Whether they want children or intimacy the desperate man will date who they have too to avoid being alone. They will be with any woman just for the sake of being attached while failing to realize that it’s better to be single and wait for the girl who is their type.

2. Constantly fishing for compliments The desperate man has low self-esteem, a poor self-image and needs to constantly hear how great he is and be assured of things. It doesn’t take long for women to get tired of constantly stroking your ego.

3. Overly Calling/Emailing/Texting Her If you want to run a woman off quickly, one of the best ways to do it is to overly call, email or send text messages early in a relationship, especially when she hasn’t returned any of your messages. The desperate man makes the fatal mistake of calling the woman he’s dating and asking “Did you just call me?” after receiving a call from an unrecognized number.

4. You’re always available Always being available makes women think that you don’t have a life of your own and actually lessens your own attractiveness, making you far less desirable. Being a challenge to women makes you more desirable.

5. You move too fast in relationships The desperate man will spend every single day with a new girl for weeks and never know basic information about her that normally should have been covered in the first few dates. Although finding love is based on each individual relationship and some people move quicker than others, the desperate man will move so quickly with things like intimacy and s*x that he will turn a woman off with his frantic desire for a relationship.

6. You’re constantly buying her gifts A desperate man constantly showers a woman with gifts without realizing that eventually she will become less thrilled and even annoyed receiving them. Even though the thought is nice, after a while the concept will begin to lose its meaning and she is going to get tired of always getting something.

7. Not giving her enough time and space Desperate men tend to be a bit on the invasive side when they always need to hang out at a woman’s home for hours on end, not respecting the fact that she has a life of her own life. Women don’t always want to hang out with you day in and day out and will quickly end relationships with guys not respecting their need for space.

8. You’re in constant agreement with everything she says Desperate men just sit there and agree with everything a woman says, thinking that’s what she wants. In reality, women want someone who is going to stimulate their minds and are not turned on by men they can completely control has no backbone.

9. You make her the center of your life too fast Desperate men tend to make the first woman that will go out with them the only person in their life and not take the time to continue dating and getting to know other women. Telling a woman “You’re the only woman in the world for me” before the three-week period will have her running for the hills.

10. Being overly nice all the time If a guy is too nice, too accommodating and tries to be the most giving person to a woman, she will begin to think he’s being insincere and will lose romantic interest quickly. She’ll also think that he’s only trying to achieve one thing: to get into her pants.

eagle,eye:
You know the funny thing is that guys think that once your able to sleep with a girl, then she will be the one to lose when things fall apart. That is why you have so many threads being opened by guys, describing the ex as a "Gold Digger".

Abeg guys, so many Naija babes know that there are very few virgins remaining and that the pu*ssy has No Meter. So them go just open leg for una and still chop una money.

A girl can use a guy (as well as a guy using a girl). So sleeping with her and spending the little earning you got does not make you smart.

I will end by saying, "A lady is like an express way, you don't know those who have passed through it, neither those who will still pass through it after you."

Jyde89: Top ten way's to win a girl's @.
1) be ya sef
2) give her money
3) be ya sef
4) give her money
5) be ya sef
6) give her money
7) be ya sef
give her money
9) be ya sef
u mumu or u get sence abeg....
0) be ya sef