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As Copied Please.

BEWARE! BEWARE!! BEWARE!!!

Some Nigerians are just too wicked and desperate to make money. They just do not care about the consequences of their actions. On 18th of January, 2016, after the usual monday morning meetings, I checked my phone and saw a missed call from a number that I could not recognize. Anyway, I decided to call the number 0703 923 6497. I dialled the number, the guy on the other end picks up and says he works with the FRSC  ( Federal Road Safety Commission). He then goes on to explain how a commercial bus coming from Lagos was involved in an accident just before Ogere along the Lagos Ibadan express road and the driver and a passenger died instantly. He said while trying to search for the passenger's identity, they scrolled through his phone and found my number saved on the phone. At this stage, my heart was beating hard and fast, my palms almost sweaty as I struggled to keep up with the information being given by this FRSC officer. He went on to describe the passenger as a tall and dark man. My brain started scanning through possible people that fit this description. Thankfully, all of my siblings do not fit the description  and the only dark skinned one was obviously of average height. My hubby was not even an option as I had just seen him a couple of minutes before making the call. My mind then started wandering even as I tried to process the information. I asked the man if he had an idea of the proposed destination of the bus. He arrogantly told me he didn't have that information. Then I asked if he could describe the kind of bus maybe this could be a pointer. He said it was a white bus. I asked which brand or model?
He said hummer. I then asked if he could tell me the plate number. At this stage, the guy arrogantly answered and said he did not know the plate number. His answer to my final question was what gave him away and now convinced me that I was dealing with a FRAUDSTER!  To further confirm my assertion, the FRSC man then started rambling about how there is no credit on the victim's phone and they needed me to send them a recharge card so they could recharge the phone and call me back with the dead man's phone and I would be able to confirm who exactly it is.  By this time, I was livid with rage and could no longer hold back. I started raining curses on him. I told him he will never know peace as he has decided to cause other people heartaches, panic and turmoil by concocting horrible stories just in a bid to make money. I told him he will definitely have a horrible end and after 10 more seconds of more curses, the guy hung up the phone.
Still angry, I went to a colleague's desk and asked him to help, dial this fake FRSC guy's number. As he dialled, the guys real name came up since my colleague had the True Caller App installed on his phone. The 419 agent's name was showing as KING BASSEY.
After the 3rd ring, the crooked fellow picked up and I continued from where I stopped. I said
"King Bassey your game is up! You are such an unfortunate fellow and you will never know peace as you have decided to disturb other people's peace".
I could sense from his silence that he was shocked that I could get his name that fast but like I predicted he quickly hung up the phone again.

I was so pained by the incident.
What if this happened to some elderly person with a history of high blood pressure?
Someone not literate enough to know what kind of questions to ask King Bassey. Wouldn't a senseless scam like this have triggered a heart attack?
Someone could have died just because KING BASSEY needed free recharge card.  So I decided to share this story to create an awareness and also to shame this evil man called KING BASSEY.
His phone number is 0703 923 6497.
So people let us share this story.
Who knows?
This may get to the relevant authorities and we may be able to get KING BASSEY arrested.
Nigeria will get better..

#BasseyKingScammer07039236497

#FakeFRSCOfficer

Seun:
Details?

I'm looking at how posters use English, Yoruba, pidgin, etc generally. I want to study slang, mixing of languages, how people twist user names to remain anonymous, how they use language to construct different identities, etc. Principally, I am interested in how people use language on this forum for different reasons.

Which is more corrupt and which is more efficient?

Dear Seun Osewa,
I would like to conduct a series of research on the use of language on the Nairaland forum. I need your permission to do this. Kindly oblige me. Thanks.

Marry her immediately.

Abi=one with
Oju=face
Pupa=light
One with a light face

Good job,all. Can someone get land in Iresi? I should be glad to get a parcel there.

The following happen to you when you marry late:
1. Your mates in the office will go for school run and leave you to continue working in the office. They will bring their children to office during mid-term breaks.

2. You stand the risk of training your kids till your old age. Just calculate how long it took you to graduate/become independent of your parents, say 28. Add the years to your age. 28+37=65. The total is your approximate age when your FIRST child will be independent of you, all things being equal.

3. Your friends' children will be in uni while yours are in pry sch, and inevitably, they will get married while yours are still struggling to finish school and get a job.

4. If you work for government, you will retire @ 65-70. You will still continue to train children when your personal health demands great medical attention due to old age.

Wise up!

Just wondering if there's any school in that axis where one can register for IJMB tutorials.

Whether in photos or in real flesh, many females expose their boobs but cover their nipples. Is that the only important part of the boob?

Thanks, buddy.

Can doctors in the House or anyone suggest a permanent cure for athletes foot? Thanks.

I've just learnt that the US has just changed its currency, especially the $100. I have the old notes and I'm going to Ghana next week. I would like to know if people will accept them for transactions in Ghana. Colleagues, Please advise.

DArchitect:
Send me your email.....

Faithfuness2.tl@gmail.com

Pls where can one get micro sim to buy?

[quote author=Jollyjoy post=34293426] what makes u think being a virgin means absence of std? What about u? Are u a virgin?[/quote
The op asked if you could marry a virgin. Y dont you provide your own answer with reasons?

Yes. It shows she's not been loose, no unpalatable past rlship stories, nt bn experimenting with différents diks, no fear of destroyed womb thru abortion, no stds/hiv scare. Possibility of bringing up upright children, faithfuness in marriage, high guarrantee that d first child is OUR first (no bastards), etc.

It's great to be a virgin, only perverts condemn it for selfish reasons. If you still have it, keep it.

How much power would you recommend for a school on 2 acres? 20 kvh? It has student and staff quarters. Please send brochure to faithfulness2.tl@gmail.com.

Start a school.

Can you give samples of hostel axcommodation?

merbenko:
Bros the early the better go for your PGD in Education no any institution of learning will employ you to lecture without a background in education. All those that didn't study educational course most past through PGD in education.

This is not true. Most university lecturers I know do not have PGD.

dapkin:

Please I want some clarifications on a particular issue. I have a degree in Physics and mathematics education. Is it possible for me to apply for MSc computer science without doing a PGD in Computer science?? Please I need you to respond so as for me to apply for the programme. Thanks in advance.

Go to your chosen university and ask for detailed info.

Vet doctors in the house, Iı have az 3 year old goat that hasnt got pregnant. She has tits, but her udder is flat. What do you advise me to do to her? She is one of 3 kids littered by her mother. The other two are males. Thanks.