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@ reddress, ur bf is a jobseeker, why should he ask for ur acct no. when he has nothing to deposit there? He tells u hw much he cares nd buys you recharge cards when you ask him. I think you should give him a chance: if he has more, he will do more. If he gets a good job and he is still the same, then ask him. Patience!

Cool down. Talk to her. Counsel her. Teach her a few things IN A SOFT VOICE. Don't take any drastic decision now' Explore all avenues of making the family one. All the best.

Good effort, Dr Isa & Unbeatable. I had a snailery on free range at the backyard, and it was promising with several snails sleeping on the walls. The first 'accident' was theft by our neighbours' children. (don't know how they gained access to our fenced building.). The second were ants. They wiped off the population, twice. That discouraged me. But I have just discovered remnants of the snails in tyres dumped at the backyard, and your discussions on this thread give me hope to start all over. But I still have two questions, and I'll be glad to have your answers.
1. Is there any way I can control the ants and keep the snails on a free range?
2. How will I market the snails if I have population explosion?

You have done very well and you will receive your reward on earth and in heaven. You see, you cannot buy good names with fraudulent acts. Congratulations!

It's all hypocrisy. Some throw a lavish party:
1. to get monetry gifts and others from frends/well wishers.
2. to show that they too have arrived (event if money, clothes and trinkets are borrowed for the occasion!)
3. to show that the deceased had good children.
4. to satisfy the societal norm.

juman: Hiss.

Former head-of-state that didn't know how to make the country great as president. Big shame.

Shame on obj, shame on yoruba leaders, shame on yoruba people.

Your comments reveals so much about you and your background.

Joythah: if you recall, in 2009, the FG signed an agreement with ASUU, Ssanu, Nasu and Naat which is yet to be implemented. In 2011, ASUU went behind the other unions back to sign a MOU with FG. It is this MOU that the unions are against not the 2009 agreement that is why they refused to join the ASUU strike. The easiest way to explain the Mou is that ASUU want the FG to reduce the no of non academic staff in the univ so that ASUU will be the dominant union. Implementing this will lead to crises in the univ which is why the FG does not want to adhere. This is the crux of the whole matter not the so called allowances that FG and ASUU would have us believe.

This is wrong information. The MoU, according to ASUU, spells out the specific dates certain portions of the 2009 agreement would be met. And this has to do with funding of the universities, especially their labs and other infrastructures.

For Nigeria to be great, all of us have a role to play. Report the mistake to the bank and be counted among the good ones in Nigeria. Put yourself in the shoes of the one (teller or depositor) who made the mistake. Your honour is at stake here.

There are so many lessons/tutorial classes all around our big cities. However, one wonders whether it is purely for teaching or dating. I came to this conclusion when I see how students dress to these coaching schools and how they interact. I remember years ago when I was a tutor in one of such schools. One of the joint 'proprietors' just walked into the class and was getting very intimate with some girl. When I reminded him that a class was going on, he said he was well aware of that!
Nairalanders, What are your experiences? Please share with us.

Say the price including your fees

could you say the proce of land in each of these areas? May be interested

How far is it from the main road? And what is your contact addess?

@ Thirdeye, what will you do if the supervisor colludes with other workers and you have a feeling that despite the fact that you give him his fee, he still inflates other workers' fees?. He takes quotations from them and even uses the artisans he knows.

Hi Nairalanders, Does anyone have information on POP ceilings? What's the cost like for a five-bedroom bungallow?

Describe the property, their locations and the amount for each.

@ eunicegirl,
How much will you sell the two acres of land @ Ibadan? Sorry I can't put my e-mail address here.

@poster
What's the size of the virgin land at Ibadan? Are omoniles involved? What's their stake there?

Thanks. After reading the comments in your signature, I decided to be more adventurous; and it paid off. Nevertheless, I will still ask you for assistance as soon as I need it.

Thanks pal. Didn't know the info is for sale.

Thanks. Pls permit my ignorance. What is your 'signature'?

@ Thety, pls tell us about snail farming then.
Specifically, provide answers to the following:
1. How can one start snail farming?
2. How soon can one expand and is it sufficient as a full time job?
3. Where can one sell them after harvest?

I wiill go back to my village and establish a school. Finance? I will get a loan.

Chei! Has everyone travelled for Xmas/New Year celebrations? Make una bring something come meet us o!

1. Duro de mi n wo sokoto, ole n sa lo!

2. Ole, ko le ja; o ba mi lakitan o komi mi je!

Waoh! I love these. Thanks all.

@ Akebulan, Please name the language, maybe some language experts on Nairaland can give us a lead or some explanation.

@mama-gee, you haven't told us the meaning of 'gee' in your user name.

A man checked into a hotel in Pretoria . There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.


Meanwhile , somewhere in Cape Town, a widow had just arrived home from her husband's funeral.


The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which Read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've arrived


Date: June 3, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.


P.s. It is damn hot down here!!*

I. Olodo rabata, jijo re han mi loni o, afibi soloore.

2. Eni so yii ko ni ku, enu so yii ko ni run,
To ba dele a ra moto, Igbe ni o maa ya kiri,

3. (The person's name) yaso fe niu egbe!
Gbogbo egbe doju boo, o n sokun.

Answers
1. Not likely. She'll rather be considered a good wife especially if she also offers good advice to the progress of the family.

2. Again no. Each person should be independent BUT THE HUSSY GAT TO FULFIL HIS FINANCIAL RESPOSIBILITIES at home. If he doesn't the wife should ask him. But the wife MUST not aspire to take over a man's responsibilities even if she's richer than the hussy. When her assistance is required, the hussy would reguest it. If he doesn't ask, the wife might offer the assistance.

3. Many: she could be seduced, she could want to taste the other side especially if the wife presents the same style @ every meeting.

NOTE THAT THERE IS NO RIGID RULE HOWEVER; ONE MAN'S MEET IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON.

Agoo!
E kuule laa rara ile, e ku irin laa kero ona
Ewure wole ko kago, o di mimuso;
Aguntan wole ko kago, o di mimuso.
Emi wole mo kago loni ki nma baa deni amuso.