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Leverage2021:
Actually allah loves Catarrh aka sneezing but na the yawning Allah no like

You know yawning can allow the devil enter inside the mouth of muslims, na why allah wasn't the one that created yawning

Satan the cunny bastard took over Muslims before allah finished making them and put his yawning in them

Sahih al-Bukhari 6226

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Allah loves sneezing but dislikes yawning; so if anyone of you sneezes and then praises Allah, every Muslim who hears him (praising Allah) has to say Tashmit to him. But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so if one of you yawns, he should try his best to stop it, for when anyone of you yawns, Satan laughs at him."

did you see were the intelligent allah the creator is asking Muslims to try and stop the reflex act of yawning

Ok Allah, if you so much hate this yawning why did you create it, or why can't you stop it

oops i forgot you aren't God

Leverage2021:
funny how you can be calling the "holy" name of allah in the place of shit but behead people who put allah papers in the midst of toilet


Satan sef dey Muslims nyash as he dey their nose


Sahih al-Bukhari 3295

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."