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funmisticqueen:
Cant you see he wrote with hausa accent. Na wa o. You dont even know how to spell FOOLISH. Pls stop using toggle case, makes the nonsense you are writing harder to read

OK MA I HEAR BUH I HOPE MY POST ABT U GALZ FARTiN UPANDAN DIN'T AFFECT U?

ceejayx:
No wonder dia yansh dey smell pass our own

Kai!!! U DIS MAN

Splinz:
Kai! Walai this boy is veli veli phoolish!

Y NT spELL THE WORD FoOLING cORRRECt SO I WILL REPORT U 2 GET BANNEd??...FOWL

KillJoy62:
dis op is high.

SO AFTer READIN U STIL DNT UNDERSTAND

Ok STUdIEZ SHOWs DAH 98% OF GALS FART aTLEAST 27times A DAY MAKin DEM THE MOST SPECIES THAT FART IN THE UNIVERSE,THAT IS THEY FART MORE THAN PIGS N AMOEBAs...COS WEN U TAKE A GAL OUT she mUST EAT EVERYTHiN AVAILABLE I REpEAT EVERYTHin AVAILABLE...BE IT SHOPrite,CHICKEN REPUPLIC ETC ShE GO MAKE SURE SHE EAT ALL THE FoOD WEY DEY DERE MAKIN HER DIGESTIVE SYSTEM FREEZE;THAT'S MAKIN IT SLOW n STOP FUNcTIONiN AT SOM POINTs,MAkiN IT UNABLE 2 REACT FULLY COS OF tOO MUCH LOAD,......iT's JUST LIKE GIVIN A 7yr old KID 20litre GALLON OF WATER 2 CARRY,It's NOT LIKE HE WON't CARRY BUH HE MAY nT Be ABLE 2 REACH HIS DESTINATiON THEREBY MAKiN HIS ASSIGNMENT INCOMPLETE....DAZ WAH HAPPENS 2 THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WEN U EAT DIGESTIVE BISCUiT,CABiN AND YALE BISCUit PLuS INDOMIE N RICE N CHICKEN N PORK N ICE CReAM N YOGHURT N EVERYTHIN IN A SHOPRITE.....,IT FREEZE's THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THeREBY MAKIN DIGESTION INCOMPLETE COS OF PLENTY KAYA WEY E CARRY,E NO Fit DIGEST ALL THE FOOD WEY U EAT 4 SHOPRITE,THEREBY CAUSiN u 2 FART UPANDAN COS THERE's WAS AN ERROR IN THE STOMACH,THE RESULT WON'T BE GUD,..HOPE U UNDERSTAND SmALL??..N BEFORE Y'ALL KILL ME HERE JST KNW IT's STUDIEZ DAH SHOWS DAt NoT ME,...BESIDES IT DOESN'T HAPPEN 2 GALS ALONE,iT's PECULIAR 2 GUYS tOO BUH JST DAH GALZ TOP THE GROuP..THEY aRe NUMBER 1 IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE,DAZ A GREAT ACHIEVeMeNt 4 D GALS IT's NT EASY 2 BE NUMBER 1...CONGRATS!

Tenniebae:
Im also cwious oo..inbox me..lets talk

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Zaitoon:
I don't know who exactly because they are many

hMMM GUD jOB KEEP iT UP

Zaitoon:
to do abortion now

WHO GiV U BELLE??

Zaitoon:
Can I use her hotness boil water

WETIN U WaN USe WATER THiS HOT AFTERNOON DO??

Tenniebae:
Lemme teach u..hope u av money to pay sha??

BAE THIS IS NO JOKE AM DEAD SERIOUS...STOP PLAYiN WITH A NIGGA's SERiOUSNESS,I NEED DAH LANGUAGE

Krystalzkris:
chai!!!! Z pishure

OOK...GO N DRINK BEER N WAIT 4 UR BF 4 2WEEKS IF HE DOESN'T BELIEVE u COM BACK LEME GIV U A NEW BF..FRESH BF!

OP SEE Ur DP,..Y IS UR LEFt LEG BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT??..IS THE LEG SICK??..NO OfFENSE!

OK I HAVE BEEN TO LAGOS 4 2+ YEARS and I CAN'T SPEAK YORUBA AM LOOKiNG 4 A LADY DAH WUD COACH ME YORUBALiCALLY......MEN WILL CHARGE ME TOO MUCH SO I NO WANT....I ONLY KNOW fEW THINGZ N I wANNA BE A MUSICIAN(THE REALESt STARBOY EVER) N I INTEND 2 BE USIN SOM YORUBA LYRICS IN MY HIT TRAcKZ BUH HW AMA GONA DO DAT IFFAH CAN't SPEAK D SWEET LANGUAGe ....LOOK iF U INTERESTED N WANNA HELP A NIGGA HOLLA........U GONNA GET PAID IF U WANNiT BUH IF U CAN ALSO HELP A NIGGA 4 FREE DAH WUD BE FINER tOO COS IT's ALL GONNA BE FUN BEiN WITH A NIGGA LIKE ME I PROMISE,I nO GO DULL I WILL SHARPEN MY MEMORY n CAPTURE ALL THE THINGS I WILL BE TAUGHT.,......Am WAITIN 4 A HOLLA,BE FAST NO TIME NA ONLY THIS WEEK I GET BREAK!




LALA
FARANO
PLS COME FP THIS 4 ME IT's VErY IMPORTANT NO JOKING

RichieDaVinci01:
Yup

gO FVCK UR BAE

smardray:
Op ti ti'ori bo ile agbon

SWERVE!

vargasvictory:
When someone has already been aborted


How again can he be banned?

THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS TALKIN 2 D MODS,NT U

OK MODS I NEED A WEEK BAN CAN I HAVE IT??BAN DEY HUNGRY ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN bANNED B4 AND AM YEARNING 2 GET BANNED NW LIKE A YORUBA BOY YEARNING 2 EAT BEANS AND BREAD eVeRY BLESSED DAY,.I REST MY CASE!

fernandoc:
Somebody should notice me and sign me too.

hOW DO I SIGN U WHEN U HAVE NO SONG??..nOTHIN 2 SHOW wHAT U ARE MADE oF

alexialin:
I can be her voice coach for a fee.
Within 1 week , u wil be amazed at the transformation.
Are u game?
And will she be ready to go through 45mins one one one phone call with me. That's if she's not in Lagos?

Hmmm send me a pm. Then will email my number to u.

WE ALL iN LAGOS NO NEED 4 45mins CaLL..Am GAME bUH d EMAiL I USED 4 DIS ACCOUnT iS nT aCTIVe XO I DNT ThiNK pM's GONA WORK..jUSt uSE DiZ ONE iT's MY OFFiCiAL EMaiL DNT PLAY WiTH It; YomyDavid@gmail.com

alexialin:
Op u just remind me of what my younger brother told me years back
He heard me arguing on the phone with a guy called Voke. Voke is a good friend of mine way back so as I was saying Voke! I dey warn u o! , then the call cut off . then I heard my brother called me, Sister come first . I looked at him with a scowl in my face , eyes glittering with anger and I was like what is it ! Can't I make call in peace again?
He wàlked towards me and said sister ,calm down, now I know why u are always breaking up in your relationships . I looked at him with an irritated look and I was like why did u say so?
He said sister I heard u just , now arguing with a guy and I know u are arguing with a guy who is toasting u. For Christ sake! How can your voice sound so harsh and like a guy's voice ! I didn't take note before but few mins ago, my mind just said I should listen to your conversations. And I was jeez! Sister voice harsh and strong o!
He said look sister if u like look me with angry eyes , u can do me nothing ! na the truth I dey tell u be that o!
Your guy wont say it but I will tell u if u are doing anything wrong . OK?

I just weak! Then I sat down and said but how should I talk? This is my voice !
He said look sister , there is a way u will soften your tone when u talk. Try and talk softly . he then imitated his gf's voice . I started to laugh , he said this one no be laugh o, u know am a guy , see how I changed my voice to female voice . so try soften your tones and tilt it with a high light tone and then say a sentence . I sighed , shook my head and imitated him. I got it right the first time, we both burst into laughs ;Dlol
He said sister na your future I dey wan save so. Guys love soft voice , that's why when rose my babe ask me for anything, I dey give am sharply.. Her voice is so soft and sweet to listen to. So try and practice on that voice of yours and see whether your guy will breakup up with u again.
I just shook my head and walked resignedly to my room but since that day I quietly thought about it and started training my voice on soft tones
Now my voice is so soft ehnn!?? U will trip if I say a word .

So tell your babe op,but in a playful way to soften and lighten the tones of her voice . u can also help her.
With continuous practice, she will be perfect

oK bUH AM NO MOrE INTERESTED iN DISCUSSiN HER VOICE nW,aM mORE INTERESTED iN HEARiN d VOiCE U wORKED ON,HW DO I gET 2 hEAR iT NoW??I FiT MEK U HER VOiCE COACH iF URs IS LiKE U JST SAiD,.

chi4ik:
my brother there's nothing u can do about it. it's a VOCAL CORD, she has a male vocal cord which is usually shorter in nature than that of female which is longer. it's the shortness of the vocal cord (male vocal cord) that she has that contribute to that because it's more shorter and wide which produces the bass. u can't make it tinner & longer. just love her for whom she is.

bUH I HAVE TRIED BRODA IT's NT JST WORKiN..CAN't SHE GO 4 A SURGERY?

Oyindidi:
I won't

u DON DEY MEK ME DISLIKE U NW U DIS OYIND..sEE UR OLD FACE U COm DEY DO LIKE SMALL GAL 4 NURSARY SCh..

Oyindidi:
Afraid of ban I guess

I DNt GET PAiD HERE GO N rePORT JOR MTSHEEEeew..I GIV zERO FVCKz