₦airaland Forum

Oyindidi:
The fowl, is it an insult? Tell me so I can report you

hEY U GAL STOP DiSTURBiN ME AM BUSY Nw

Retiredflirt:
why are you shouting na {CapsLock} ?

QUOTE ME NO MORe..

Oyindidi:
them suppose ban you for 1 year

COM N BAN ME OH U FOWL!

falconey:
op your head is just something you keep your hat on isnt it?

"IF U HAV NO CONTRIBUTION U CAN BASH ME NO P,GOD KNOWS AM SERIOUS"

whitebeard:
Nigga all in caps and numbers can't u see what I wrote clearly..!!

Not only caps even lower case...op no let me vex for u..!!

iS WAH U HAVE 2 OFFER A BROTHER iN NEED OF HELP

OK I LUV HER SO MUCH LIKE KILODE SHE'S D BEST DeMON IN BED buH SHE haS A MAN's VOICE..THE fIRST tYm WE MET SHE WAS TALKIN 2 MY NEIGHBOUR N My NEIGHBOUR MAMa CHiKA WAS LIKE "TOPE U HAVe TURNEd INTO a QUEeN,SEE UR ASSETs,OMOYE FINE KPA". N SHE WAS LAUGHiN WITH DAH BIG VOICE "HEHEHAHA" WEN I HEard HER VOICE I WAS LIKE y WUD MAMA CHIKA B CALLIN A mAN WITH DAh BIG VOICE A QUEEN? SO I RUSHED OUT 2 SEE D mAN MaMA CHIKA WAS CALLIN A QUEeN ONLY 2 SEE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN BY NAME TOPE..SHE's A QUEEn OF BEAUTY NO DOUBT I FELL 4 HER INStaNTLY LIKE AN OVER-RiPE MANGO FRUIT FROm A TrEE d MOMENT I SAW..FASTFORWARD AM THINKIN OF MARRYIN HER NW BuH IT's LIKE HER BIG MANLY VOICE INTENSIFIES EVRY BLESSED HOUR N IT's a BIG PROBLEM 4 ME NW..aNYTYM WE ABOUT 2 DO DAH LUV MAKIN ON mY BED N SHE's MOANiN I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AM SLEEPIN WITH A MAN, cOS HER MOANS ARE JST LIKE fUTURE's(THE AMERICAN MUSICiAN)VOiCE..ANYTYM We ARE MAKIN OUT I ALWAYs FEEL LIKe AM DOiN GAY COS I aLWAYS FEEL LiKE AM DOiN IT wiTH A MAN..I NEED HELP IS THERE ANYTHIN I COULD DO DAH WIL REDUCE THE THICKNESS OF HER VOICE?...is THERE ANY SURGERY 2 BE DONE??is THERE ANYthiN AT ALL 2 SOLVE HER VOiCE??..I DUNNO JST KNW Wah 2 DO PLZ U GUYS SHOULD SUGGEST SOMTHIN 4 ME COS I DNt WANNa LOSE HER bUH WITH DAH KiNDA VOICE I MAY LOSE hER I CAN'T STAND DAT..I SO FEEL BAD RYT NW..I HAVE A BIG VOICE N MY WIFE's VOICE CAn'T BE THE SAME COS OUR CHILDREN GO WORSE..AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS NO jOKEs BUH IF U DNT HAVE ANY CONTRIBUTIONS U CAN BASH ME NO P,BUH GOD KNWS AM SERIOUS..
LALA FP PLS THIS IS A SeRIOUS MATTER I REALLY NEED HELP AM DEVASTATED!

Fourwinds:
nonsense

KINDLY DESIST FRM COMMENTIN ON MY POSTs OH YE SeRPENT!

ANNOY:
Yh busy f**king somebody's wife am sure. Ashawo

YES O E DEY PAIN U?

samyfreshsmooth:
ok i will bro

yUR A FOWL I SWEAr

samyfreshsmooth:
Like seriously i keep pondering on this ques...............


Where do they come from really

ASK UR BAE,MA X

hunniebun:
first of all mr "nothing to lose" i know you are a matured man considering you already have a son who is going to take his jamb in the next 3years. behave like a matured man you are,stop insulting people unnecessarily and be a good man/father. lay good example for your son.
you're a father and all you ever type z he you want to Bleep n hw you bleeped,its irritating

CUD U plZ COM AGAIN??I WASN't LisTENIN

MrBrownJay1:
Read the above in bold 50 times, and tell me if what you wanna do is what real friends do to each other. If I was that "friend" and learn you even think in such a way, you (and that wh0re) would already be homeless.

SHE DELIBERAteLY OPENED HER LEGZ 4ME 2 SEE I DIN't ASK 4 IT..BUh U CAN STIL SUIT URSEF HOWEVER U SEE I GIV 0 fvCkx

ANNOY:
U are nothing more than a bastard. See how u are talking about somebody's wife. Male Olosho.

AM BUSY MY FRND NO ANSWER 4 U NW

ameezy:
Jesu He could be ur uncle u know

yEA GRAND UNCLE

smardray:
Give her 'go and Bleep dog' sign

mY LANDLORD GO TROW ME OUT COS SHE's dEFINITELY GONA TEL HIM A DIFFrNT STORY

moorevic:
Chai the deterrent here is that she's married but if she were to be single, i ma bang that pussy all night.

HEY u GONA BANG A PUSi IN A WHITE PANTIES WITH SOM PARTICLES OF HEMOGLOBIN

Oma307:
Sorry for you, try it and ur prick will be castrated

COME CASTRATE IT NA I HAV KiDZ ALRedY I HAV NTIN 2 LOSE...U DON CHECK UR JAMB ReSULT?..MY SON WILL BE READY 2 WRITE JAMB IN 3yrs 2 COM WHO KNWS HE mAY mEET U IN D UNI IF U LIKE MAKE NL UR PRIORITY N FAIL UR EXAMS U ARE "OYO"

OK I wENT 2 WATCh HW CHELSEA PLAYED N WON PREMIER LEAGUE YESTAdAY NIGHT N SHE opENED HER LEGS WIDE N LARGE LIKE OSHODI mARKET GATE N I SAW HER WHITE PANTIES,BUh D THING BiN STAIN SMALL,I DUNNO mAYBE SHE WAS ON HER pERIOD..I OPENED d DOOR aFTER KNOCKIn 4 3mins WITHOUT A RESPONSE FRM INSYd n BEHOLD A 31 year OLD PUSSy WELCOMED ME,WiTH PArTICLES OF hEMOGLoBIN..HER HUSBAND TRAVELLED I USUALLy Go DERe 2 WATCH MATCH COS HER HUSBAND My LANDLORD IS MY GUy n WE ROLL 2gedA LIKE DOS WHITE BIRDS AT LEKKI BEACH IF U HAVE EVER BEEn THERe B4 U WIL UNdERSTAND ME..IF U hAVEN't BEEN 2 LEKKI BEACH TRY N GO DERE u WIL SEE THOSE bIRDS,THEY HAVE LONG LEGS n WHITE FEATHERS..FRESH BIRDS THEY ARe LUVLY

SPDAZZY:
Lol, sorry to burst your bubble. I lecture in Abia State University and when you write yours, I will gladly accept you as my student.

SO HW NA?WEN WE GO HANG OUT??I WANA TAkE U OUT AS PER MY LECTURER wEY U BE GO sPOIL U SMALL..PLS DNT TuRN ME DWN U MAY NT BE A LECTURER IN MY DEPARTMENT BUh AM 291% SURE U A LECTUREr THERE n I HAVE SEEN UR SWEET GLOWIN SKIN B4,..

dezzyxv:
people stil de write jamb

cos U WROTE JAMB 100yrs aGO NO mEAN SAY UR CHILDREN NO GO WRITE AGAIN NA,aBEG NO DEY REASON LIKE PIG..

BlaQWolf:
I knew how stupid you sounded from the onset but yet I wanted to read all through ..
Just wish I could

MtSHEEeew WAHDOYU KNW??

***Say "YEA" 2 Fvck,"NO" 2 ABORTIONS***WORD***






OK SHE KEPT DISTURBIN 4 WEEKS N I FINALLY InVIteD hER 4 A FVCK SHOW yESTER-NIGHT N WEN SHE CAME I KNACKED HER PUNA SO HArd ThAT SHE STARTED FARTIN..AS I WAS KNACKIN D PUSSY It WAS MAKIN SOUND Kpa Kpa Pra KaPraKpra PApAPakRA Buh UNFORTUNATELY THE SOUND OF HER MESS JOIN BUH I tHOUGHT IT WAS oNLY HER pUSSY dAh wAS PRODUCIN DAh SOUND NT KNOWIN DAH SHE Was USIN DAH AS AN aDVANTAGE 2 FaRT COMFORTABLY...Naso rOOM COM START 2 SMELL n I ASKED HER "BAE WAS DAH?" BUH SHE REFUSE 2 TELL ME D TRUTH N SHE KNW VERY WELL I HATE LieS..SO I VEXed N STOOd Up N I INSTANTLY LOST THE GREAT APPETITE I HAD 4 HER PusSY,deN i WENT OUTSIDE 2 RECEIVE SOME NATURAL AIR COS HER FART SMELL DIE IT WAS SUFFOCATING ME..SHE kNEW VERY WELL DAH SHE FVCKED UP SO SHE WOKE UP THIS MORNIN,PACKEd HER PANTIES N BRAS N LEFT WITHOUT SAYIN GUDMONIN BUH I nO SEND Am NT iNTERESTED IN HER BIG NYASH AGAIN..BIG NYASH WEY GET PLENTY SH!T INSYD n SHE WAS EVEN INSISTIN WE DO ANAL,SO SHE WANTED 2 FART ON mY D!CK n POLUTTE iT..I DIN'T KNW SHE IS DAh WICKED,WE LIVE IN A VERY WICKED WORLD,...Y ARE GALS SO WICKED OR iZ iT ONLY HEr?...PLS ADVICE!

HEr PiSHURE UPLOADING...21%

Aggressivefvcker baba ifa COULd U PLS TEL ME THE NAME OF THE GAL I WISH 2 FVCK NW?

marvin902:
I hear you fuckaholic ...
for your mind na you go bleep am that chick will rape your soul out of your body

Am DiSaPPOINTED..AN AKPU-EATING NIGGA LIKE mE?..U DON CHOP AKPU fVCK b4?

TrapQueen77:



https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/boat.gif

I HEAR SAY U LUK LIKE RIHANNA...

***ABORTIONs ON THE BEAT***




OK I ThiNK AM CRAZILY IN LUV WITH THIS GALS BADY..I hEAR SAY SHE SABI GIV DOGGY.KAi RIHANNA If MY CASSAVA CATCH HER EHN I WIL MEK SURE I FVCK HEr 2 STUPOR,I WIL GIV HER PUSSY SIX MONTHS INJURY,NOBADY WIL FVCK THE PUSSY AGaIN 4 ABOuT 6MONTHS EVEN CHRIS BROWN SEF No GO FIT,I WILL BANG HER SUPERSTAR PUSSY SO HARD THAT AFTER BANGIN HER SHE WON'T BE ABLE 2 STAND COS HER LEGS WIL BE SHAKin UNCONTROLLABLY N I WIL HAVE 2 HELP HER STAND,I wiLL FVCK HER TIL SHE COLLAPSE N IF POLICE COMz 2 ARReSt mE 4 FVCKin A STAR 2 AN UNCONCSCIOUS STATE I WILL TEL DEM "SHE COM VISIT ME SO SHE DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL N SHE ENTER KITCHEN 2 COOK N ELECTRIC BULB SHOCK HER DEN SHE FALL""N If POLICE nO BELIEVE ME WE WIL GO 2 COURT...


***Singin***OH SWTLUV WEN ARE U GONA GIMME DOGGY?...
DO I HAVE 2 WAIT FRM NW TIL DECEMBER OR wIL I HAVE 2 WAIT TILL I HAMMEr?***

MrBrownJay1:
If this a beautiful woman, as you claim, then i wish you find NO happiness in your life until you marry a gal JUST LIKE THAT.

is DaH A PRAYER oR jST A SAYIN?

MrBrownJay1:
Each person in the pic above looks like a demon, especially the man (that you claim is a woman)...

WIC MAN?..mTSHEEeeW u NT A SERIOUS MAN

MrBrownJay1:
Bwaaah, May you get 100lashes, by an Arab court!

4WAT OGBENI?..Am ONLY COMPLEMENTIN DEM

***Say YEA 2 Fvck,NO 2 Abortions***







Ok THAT GAL BELOW IS A kiLLER BEAUTy I MUST CONFESS..THAT's A SELFIE SHE TOOK WITH HER YOUNGER SISTER(the ONE AT THE BACK)..ThEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL wE HAVE BEAUTIFUL GALS ALL oVER THE WORLD.,TRy LOOKin DEEp IN HER EYES 4 ABOUT 30SECS wiTHOUT BLINKIN YUR EYES THEN u WIL SEE THAT TRUiLY BeAUTY IS iN THE EYES..SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE BLACK bEAUTy HER SISTER Is A BIT LIgHtER IN COMPLExiON SHA BUh NA THE SAME mAMA BORN DEM..THEIR MaMA IS A LUCKY WOMAN!

queenitee:
I don't understand a single thing from your post, but I don't need anyone to tell me it's isn't a meaningful one

THE THREAD ISn't MEANT 4 UNDER18

****SAY NO TO ABORTIONS****




ONCE UPON A TIME ABT 150 yrs AGO MY GRANDFATHER SAW A PRETTY LADY n LIKED HER,hE APPrOACHED HER N TOLD HER"BaE U LOOkIN SO FLY LIKE A BIRD,LEME B UR MAN"..THEY FELL in LUV N GOT MARRIED THE FOLLoWIN MONTH....iT WAS VERY EASY HE DiDN'T HAV TO SAY mUCH COS SHE aLSO LIKED HIM at FIRST SIGHT cOS hE WAS FREsH FINEbOi,WITH SWAGGzz..APART FRM DAH SHE LIKED hIM N tHEY RAN THINGz THEY waS NO NEED 4 LONGTIN,.LIFE BACK THEN WAS EAZY
LIKE ZAGADAT...

NAWADAYS EVERYTHING DON CHANGE..U SEE A GAL U LIKE HER U WALK UP 2 HEr ShE SEES U N LIKE U TOO BUH WEN U StART TALK SHE WILL sTART EXHIBITIN UNNECESSARY ATTITUDES aLL IN THE NAME OF FORMIN TOO HARD 2 GET..WHO FORMIN HARD 2 GET HELP?.IFFAH WANA FVCK U DOGGY STYLE IF U LIKE FORM HARD PASS ROCK IFFAH FINALLY GET U I WILL STIL FVCK U DOGGY,..BUH iT'S JUST DAH I CAN'T WAIT TOO LONG 4 DAt,THe BEST I CAN DO IS 3dAYS IF U nO GIMME PUSSY I MOVE 2 D NEXT ONE,.BAE DON'T EXPECT mE 2 TELL U PLENTY STORIES,I LIKE u N I TEL U iF E NO DO U FLY AWaY,.IF 'I LIKE u' ISN'T ok 4 U 2 UNDERSTAND DAH I HAVE FaLLEN 4 U DEN i LEAVE,WHARIS IT I WILL TELL u DAT U HAVEN'T HEARD B4?...E DON DO JOR AM NT SAYIN AGAIN kEEP UP WITH UR FORMINs I WILL just GO n mARRY OYINBO,Am TIRED OF 9JA..QUACK PLACE!....