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laribari:
Choir master? What church do you attend? You have long lost your status as a Christian becos u don't know jark, comparing licking of manhood to a kiss on Jesus' cheek.

You don't have any regard for Christ as a choir master and a Christian that you claim to be. I always tell people who claim to be Christians that they shouldn't bring Jesus into their foolishness becos this your story is stupid. Who even told you it was Israelites that arrested Jesus upon His betrayal? Nor be Roman soldiers?

The first babe left you cos you don't have money and Chiamaka later bought food and drink for u again. When will you buy for a lady?

next WEEK

MissCuppy:
Which state are you in ?

NO BE LAGOS WE dEY?

MissCuppy:
Happy new month.


Dingbang

Kondomatic

Abortions

ikp120

SINZ.

THANKX BEBE hAPi WORKER's Day,..wORK NO DEY 2Day I dEY BEER PARLOUR COM LEME SPOil U WiTH CHIcKEN SUYA..

Emestar1999:
You don try,clap for yourself

GOODMORNIN SIR u DON BrUSH?

Berlynn:
Dont even know what to type

KiNDLY TyPE "iLoveAbortions''

TrapQueen77:




Hahahhahahaa...im choked here too..i no fit laugh like this


I can imagine how u gagged her with ur raw & unwashed cassava! Chaaai! infections evrywhere...

TrAP U SO WICKED MAKA Y?

*****Say YES to Fvck,NO to Abortions*****




Ok BROKE WIT MY GF last week cos no money 2 buy her new phone,Am DEAD Broke Nw I hAVE eVEN DOWngraded 2 UsinG BOLD2 ABEG iF AnYbOdy Get bIG Fon 4 SELL MEK him/her HoLLa aM in NEED of FON bUH I No GEt MoNeY...She kNEW Very Well Dat I no Get MoNEY bUh she KepT nAggin SO WE Made D fastest break up ever perhaps she has seen a new jigga wey pack money 4 ghanaMustGo..SHE LEft ME AloNe in ThIs Hard Economy it's so unfair.OGBONNA If u are readin ThIs pLs com back Who's Gona Gimme bread n egg early momo on saturdays..THInk AbT wAh We use 2 Do,think abt my cassava too..I StIl LuV That Gal Buh I Have 2 move oN n luk 4 a replacement ASAP cos konji no dEy Smile with me this days,.Her friend Chiamaka kept givin me signs ever since she introduced me 2 her n she was d happiest gal ever liveth wen she heard we broke up.

Naso she betray her best frnd rush com my house Yester Evenin to declare her feelings 4 me buh I was still fallin eventhough I knew she was a bad friend n she can be compared 2 judas iscariot..I was fallin 4 her big nyash I can't lie I wanted 2 tap it even if its once den I would tell her 2 leave a broken hearted nigga alone,.So We went out 2 chill at the nearset bar in my area n she bought me some food n drinks n we watched hw tottenham Thrashed Arsenal then came back 2 my house 4 d main show..

Immediately we enter house she jumped on me like a rat n I caught her,lifted her up the way Elijah was lifted up in the sky then I launched her lips like IamAirforce1's album n she kissed me back so swift n sweet the way judas iscariot kissed jesus wen the israelites came 2 arrest him..Then she reached down n Unlocked my $15 jeans,unleashed d Cassava n started lickin the head..it was great buh I was also disappointed hw a beautiful gal like chiamaka would betray her tight childhood frnd like that,..GALs!!!..I felt so bad n made up my mind 2 injure her pussy so that next time she wil knw it's nt gud 2 betray a frnd.so I removed my cassava frm her lips n told her 2 open her mouth n she obeyed den I shook all of it till e reach her throat,n I shook more n I kept shookin with force n she was chokin buh I dint send I kept thrustin n hittin her inner throat with force cos I wanted 2 teach her a lesson she will neva forget,.I kept thrustin with more force n I loved it buh wen I looked in her eyes I discovered that her eye colour has changed from white 2 yellow then I knew it was too much 4 her,I knew it was goin 2 turn in2 somtin else iffah continue den I removed the plant from her mouth n she coughed uncontrollably n she mess small..her eyes were pure red nw n I had compassion on her n felt bad cos I went 2 far,I shouldn't have gon dat far.I was disappointed in me cos y would I call myself a christain n do dat 2 someone's daughter.

I knew she fvcked up buh I went 2 far.I fvcked up too n I felt real bad...So I wore back my clothes n told her am nt doin again she should leave n she reluctantly leave,,.she left n I went down on my kneels n prayed 4 forgiveness cos I was no more worthy 2 be called a christain who is also a choir master in a church.Luckily I was forgiven n nw am a changed man!..Praise 2 D Lord!

Oyind17:
Rubbish

yeye BOi bAD BELLE

Homeboiy:
y I go waste my precious prayer

GUY DO I SOUND LIKE AM JOKIN??

**SAY NO TO ABORTIONS,YES TO FVCK**





OK HAPPY EASTER 2 ALL MY NL NIGGAS N SHAWDIES MAY THE LORD BLESS U ALL..I WOULD HAVE SAID HE SHOULD BLESS US ALL THAT'S ME INCLUDED BUH I HAVE BEEN BLESSED ALREADY..I GEH 5 PACKS jUST REMAININ ONE 2 BE 6PACKS AM SURE BY NEXT WEEK I WILL COMPLETE 6PACKS COS I GYM EVERYDAY,DAZ A VERY BIG BLESSING fRM D LORD N I SING LIKE 2BABA, I TOLD ALL MY GUYS I WANT 2 BECOME A MUSICIAN N I WILL FEATURE DAVIDO AND CHRIS BROWN..N I WILL FEATURE IAMAIRFORCE1 TOO COS HE'S MY MENTOR BUH MY FRND CHIKWUMA IS INSISTIN I GO 4 MODELLING BUH IT DOESN'T PAY LIKE MUSIC,SO AM NT GOIN 2 THINK TWICE ABT MY CAREER AM GOIN STRAIGHT 4 MUSIC..RYT NOW AM WAITIN 4 MY BET9JA TICKET 2 ENTER IT'S 1.3MILLION IF THE TICKET ENTER I WILL CALL YOUNG JONH THE WICKED PRODUCER 2 GIV ME THE LATEST BEAT IN TOWN N I WILL KILL IT..N I WILL SHOOT THE VIDEO IN VICTORIA ISLAND N NL GALS WILL PREDOMINATE IN THE VIDEO,NL GUYS WIL WAIT 4 MY 2ND VIDEO DEN SEUN PLUS LALA WILL APPEAR IN MY 3RD VIDEO..ABEG BENFICA N PSG MEK UNA WIN TODAY wiTH 5 GOALS DIFFERENCE LEME COLLECT MY 1.3 MILLA 2MORO I WILL TROW A PARTY ON NL I PROMISE U GUYS,THE TITLE OF THE PARTY WUD BE *EASTER FIESTA*..aBEG MEK UNA PRAY 4 ME MEK MY TICKET ENTER MEK MY LIFE CHANGE..

careytommy7:
WHY DID YOU TYPE IN CAPS? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF STUP! D?

XO YUR TYPING ON WAT NW MY FRND??NUMBERS??

OLUWA ON HIS WAY 2 PICK MY CALL..ANGELS ABEG MEK UNA MEK GIV AM CHANCE MEK HIM PASS E DON TEY WEY I DON DEY CALL..

CHAi SEE NYASH!

kai!!WAT A CHEAP HOEEVEN 5NAIRA GET VALUE PASS U!

AHSWEAR"BASED ON LOGISTICS" dON SUFFER..EVRYONE BE LIKE"BASED ON LOGISTICS,MEK MY BET9JA TICKET ENTER.",.."BASED ON LOGISTICS,LEME USE SOAP N BAFF"LIKE SAY DEM NO DEY USE SOAP BAFF B4..EVEN FULANI COWS THIS DAYS BE LIKE"BASED ON LOGISTICS,MEK I CHOP GRASS"

HER LEGS SUFFERIN FRM "OVERLONG"

brandydaniells:
I thought by system u meant stomach ...but 4 gallons of 20 litres ....is the guy an elephant

OK LEME SEND U D DOCTOR'S NUMBER ABi?

Lordkylie:
So if a person says he/she can do without sex in a relationship it is hypocrisy? Do you even know the meaning of hypocrisy. Anyway to each his own

SO U CAN'T READ N UNDERSTAND..JESUS!

Safiaa:
Lmaooo

I died reading this. Each to their own sha. Wanna have sex, great. Wanna be abstinent, fantastic! They're men who abstained from sex till marriage and they're not dead. Its not scientifically/medically proven to be dangerous. Its your mind thats convincing you that it is.

At the end of the day please yourself. Personally, i need to know what im working with before he puts a ring on my finger, you know what im saying

hMMM U HAV JOIN BADGANG

ToriBlue:
#TeamVirgin .

pLS DNT TEL ME YUR A VIRGIN COS I WILL DISCARD OUR MARRIAGE PLANS. AM NT MARRYIN A VURGIN GOD FORBID!

brandydaniells:
correct bro !!!!!! but how can sperm be too much ...I thought is stored inside the testicles how come u say its in d stomach

ahh! BROTHER WHR DO U SEE STOMACH IN MY POST?NO KILL ME WIT ALLEGATION O

*OK IF U ARE UNDER 20 GERRAT THIS IS 4 ALDULTs,IT HAS ALDULT CONTENTS PLS STOP READIN AM BEGGIN U..****




A THREAD WAS CREATED BY someone HERE ON NL ASKING IF WE COULD DATE WITHOUT SEX I HAVE FORGOTTEN D NAME OF THE PERSON DAH CREATED THE THREAD BUH AM VERY SURE IT COULD B A BOY OR A GAL..I SAW PPLE JUMPIN UPANDAN GIVIN THEIR ANSWERS N I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED 98% OF THE PERVS HERE WERE SAYIN THEY CUD DATE WITHOUT SEX IF SHE DOES DIS N DOESN'T DO DAT,mTSHEEEW HYPOCRISM EVERYWHR U GO..DON'T DECEIVE URSELVES MY BROTHERS N SISTERS AM A BONAFIDE CHRISTIAN I WILL TELL Y'ALL THE TRUTH IT'S VERY EASY 2 SAY NO 2 SEX IN A R/SHIP BUH SO HARD 2 KEEP DAH SAY..NA SO MY NEIGHBOUR'S COUSIN FALL YESTERDAY N FAINT JUST LIKE DAT..WE WERE GISTIN N HE JUST FELL 4 NO REASON NOBODY TOUCH AM..WE RUSHED TO HIS SIDE TO KNOW WAH HAPPENED,. POURED ENOUGH WATER ON HIS FACE N AFTER ABT 10-15MINS HE WOKE UP N I WAS LIKE "CHINEDU KILODE?"BUH hE COULDN'T ANSWER SO WE TAKE AM GO HOSPITAL N AFTER THE EXAMS D DOCTOR TOLD US HE'S SUFFERING FRM 2MUCH SPERMS..DAH d SPERM IN HIS SYSTEM IS SO MUCH DAT IT CUD FILL 2 GALLONS OF 20LITRES,IF HE DOESN'T look 4 A WAY 2 REDUCE THE SPERM IT WIL KILL HIM..U SEE THAT?WEN U STAY IN A NO SEX R/SHIP U WUD B LIABLE 2 FACE THINGS WORSE DAN THAT,STOP DECEIVIN URSEF MY BROTHER..BE REAL BE URSEF STOP SAYIN THINGS U CAN'T DO..A WORD IS ENOUGH 4 D WISE..


AND TO ALL THE GALS THAT AIN'T VIRGINS BUH WANA DO NO SEX R/SHIP WAH DO U THINK U ARE DOIN??STARVE A NIGGA N SEE HOW GOD WIL PUNISH U..AM NT ENCOURAGIN SEX B4 MARRIAGE JUST TRY 2 UNDERSTAND ME..U LIVE AN ACTIVE FVCK life DEN ALL OF A SUDDEN U MEET A NEW GUY N U TALKIN NO SEX,HW ABT D PAST?ABi NA ON TOP D NEW GUY HEAD U WAN COM DEY FORM HOLY Ni?wAHT NONSENSE?.. KEEP IT UP OK?WEN SPERMS IS 2 MUCH 4 A NIGGA 2 HANDLE HE WUD MOVE 2 D NEXT SHAWDY N U GO REMAIN THERE TIL U REACH 46,N WEN U REACh 46 UR EYE GO cLEAR N UR EGO,RULES N REGULATIONS PLUS UR WISDOM WIL GO DOWN LIKE NAIRA,.N U WIL BE DOWN 4 EVERY GUY DAH COMES UR WAY LIKE DAH KISS DANIEL'S SONG"IN D NIGHT, BOY AM DOWN 4 U O"..DAH SONG EHN,IT SAYS ALOT OF THINGS I LUV D SONG PASS ALL MY BABES 4 HERE..I WONDER Y THEY DIDN'T AWARD D GUY 4 SINGIN DAH GREAT SONG..OUR MUSIC INDUSTRY 4 NIGERIA SEF NO GOOD USELESS THING MTSHEEeew AM NT GOIN 2 DO MUSIC AGAIN..I WIL GO N DO MODELLING!

luminouz:
Lmaoooo!!!!! OH YE SLOTH!! U have 4gotten am ur friend abi?

Lol U DATIS INSULTING MY BAE'S FRESH LAPS U ARE NT MY FRND AGAIN

marisdgreat:
hahaha e pain am

e PAIN ME SAY U B DIRTY GYAL..STOP DISGRACIN NL GALS PLZ

luminouz:
Abortions be careful o....u dey fall hand na!!!!

QUOTE ME NEVA..OH YE SERPENT!

Ademat7:
colour of laps be like Milo and tea na wa o

u com dey MEK Milo n tea hungry me..e DON they wey I take am..

rosalieene:
Is that your highest achievement?

YESSIR WHR YUR OWN MR MAN?

marisdgreat:
your mouth dey smell

UR DP IS DIRTY GO N WASH

ToriBlue:
Why are covering your mouth?

do U WANT DEM 2 SEE A FACE MEANT 4 ONLY U 2 SEE??

ToriBlue:
Why are covering your mouth?

do U WANT DEM 2 SEE A FACE MEANT 4 ONLY U 2 SEE??

rosalieene:
All this "Iwannabes"

What do you stand to gain in seeking attention stupidly

ARE U new ON NL...?PLS ASK UR BF IF HE DOESN'T KNOW ME already..NA ME B NL PATRON ASK SEUN

ToriBlue:
I'm not looking for a boyfriend, so that's why. I don't need disturbance.



Note: I don't reply mail. I'm here to have fun and comment whatever I want without feeling like someone that knows me will come criticizing.

CHAi TORi Mi FUTURE IYAWO Mi MY BABY YUR MAKIN ME FALL 4 U MORE LIKE GOLIATH FELL WEN DAVID BIN KNACK am STONE 4 HEAD IN THE BOOK OF 1samUEL 4 HOLYBIBLE..AM XO PROUD OF U SHOW DEM SAY U B HOT PEPPER...