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I received my inheritance money in a lock-box through a security company with no problems.

Bye bye Apple. Rest In Pixels.

Welcome Samsung. May your dynasty last for more than 5 years.

Pimples: I am So laughing my head off... Although this thread is funny, I'll still suggest that u guys get an xtra Job. As it seems whatever it is u do for a living is not engaging enough. Otherwise I see no reason for this thread...

Allow me the honor of giving Nairaland a brief lesson in Pimples's many two-faced attributes. What follows is a set of observations I have made about disaffected despots. Pimples is still going around insisting that he is the way, the truth, and the light. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to him that there are two observations that one can make here.

The first is that I, not being one of the many gin-swilling, yellow-bellied know-it-alls of this world, avoid mendacious potlickers like the plague. The second observation is that Pimples has allied himself with the devil and serves him faithfully. These shards of empirical evidence suggest that ignorance is bliss. This may be why his votaries are generally all smiles.

The basic law of the jungle is "survival of the fittest", not "survival of sententious, shrewish jobsworths who tinker about with a lot of halfway prescriptions". What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: Why can't Pimples value a diversity of approaches without needing to rank them as better and worse? Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: Pimples ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.

Unfortunately, he tends to utter so much verbiage about anarchism that I can conclude only that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will unquestionably persist as long as Pimples continues to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny.

I wish I could say this nicely but I don't have much tolerance for acrasial fussbudgets: There's a chance that Pimples will impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function one of these days. Well, that's extremely speculative, but it is clear today that Pimples's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. He doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us.

I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me stop Pimples's encroachments on our heritage, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

Panter215: This can not be Naija babes. I also cannot understand why this should be linked to Naija. I can not see how the Op can assure me that the girls in those pictures are Nigerian. Please remove this post from nairaland now.

Denial is a river in Egypt.

Keneking: I feel like crying...what an inhumane condition and treatment. It reminds of one place in Isaac John, Ikeja back in the days (which is beside EcoBank now). One can get a quickie at night without even seeing the eyes of the other. God forgive.

Sounds like you miss those days, Mr. Client.

I am speecheless! White people already think we are from the bush and live in trees like monkeys.

So Nigeria has only 4 GSM networks? Ghana has 5 GSMs and 1 CDMA.

bennieman: Although the catholic church is an exception, most churches conduct pregnancy test for intending couples before they agree to join them in holy matrimony.

Does the fact that a bride is not pregnant mean that the couple have not engaged in premarital sex? Again, if the bride is pregnant, is it not a good thing that the couple have agreed to marry? Forbidding pregnancy before wedding may lead to several cases of abortion which is an act of taking lives.

It is imperative to note that I am not a catholic neither was my wife pregnant before time, but this is one area where I am with the catholic church.

What is your take on this issue?

Why, did you get yourself in trouble?

The final nail in Iphone's coffin.

Ash.awo is not a dirty job. It's a socially incorrect profession.

So the man has to do all that and still bring home the money? Too much work

I suspect the young watermelons were encased in a box during growth, and eventually assumed the shape of their prison.

I think pearly white teeth enhances makeup.

Goldenheart: is the op a lesbian?!

Unlike us guys, women are allowed to compliment other women on their looks. It's a societal thing... get with the program.

Yoruba_Omoge: Beautiful Northern babe with flawless makeup

https://media-cache-ec1.pinterest.com/550x/f4/fc/98/f4fc984259c3bd16ac4278e4121d3b96.jpg

Nice, but a light lip gloss would be better.

OP, where are the black African women in those photos?

I thought he always came up with his predictions AFTER the match.

What I am about to say is strictly off the record. On that understanding, I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean Dominique personally for her beliefs or worldviews. But I do claim that I must get us out of the hammerlock in which Dominique is holding us.

All in all, I realize that this discussion has seemed incredibly bleak. However, expecting the worst from Dominique means we will never be disappointed. If we're wrong and Dominique does not try to mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against her, we'll be relieved. If we're right and she does, we'll be prepared.

Must you insult your country in every thread? That's our job .

You can't go wrong with the S80. Smooth ride, quiet cabin and powerful sound system. Drive it and you're hooked. Don't let mechanics discourage you.

OmolodMilkman93: wat da Bleep is going on here?

As much as I hate diversivolent jerks, I hate OmolodMilkman93 even more, especially when he tries to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them. Let me get to the crux of the matter: It strikes me as amusing that he complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! OmolodMilkman93 does nothing but complain. He surely intends to maintain social control by eliminating rights and freedoms. The direful sequence of that result, so flagrantly picayunish and unconscionable in itself, is that illiterate beguilers will treat traditional values as if they were jejune crimes one of these days.

Many people think of OmolodMilkman93's irritating circulars as a joke, as something only half-serious. In fact, they're deadly serious. They're the tool by which slaphappy, hostile popinjays will spread unrestrained views sometime soon. A second all-too-serious item is that OmolodMilkman93's subversive escapades have caused vulgar muttonheads (especially the crazy type) to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, leaving a large part of this country's workforce dislocated and disillusioned. OmolodMilkman93 is like a pigeon.

Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between OmolodMilkman93 and a pigeon is that OmolodMilkman93 intends to advocate his stratagems amid a hue and cry as insolent as it is juvenile. That's why OmolodMilkman93 keeps saying that he defends the real needs of the working class. In such statements, as in most of his propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth.

The real story is that OmolodMilkman93 is squarely in favor of absolutism and its propensity to foist the most poisonously false and destructive myths imaginable upon us. This is so typical of OmolodMilkman93: he condemns bigotry and injustice except when it benefits him personally. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that OmolodMilkman93 supports a range of policies and programs that haven't worked, that don't work, and that can't be made to work in the real world—not without creating problems worse than what they were intended to solve, that is.

I don't understand why she left Kanye behind.

holly-pagan:
welcome kim we love you .HATERS GO DIE

We're still alive oo... and posting on NL.

Apart from George Bush #2, President of the United States of America, I can't remember the last Caucasian celebrity that visited Ghana and received so much attention.

The only reason a rich woman would pay any mind to any guy is, if she's sexually attracted to him or he's powerful. Money or power are the keywords here. When she first meets you, regardless of how rich she is, she'd ask herself "can this guy move me forward in life?". She'd then spend the next few months trying to answer her own question. If you mess up during that time it's good bye. Trust me, there would be plenty of opportunities for you to mess up regardless of how good you dey stoke am for bed.

It doesn't matter how wealthy a woman is, she wants a man wealthier than her.

So you mean to tell me Prezzo has never fvcked her? Even during their trip to yankee? Did they sleep in separate hotel rooms?

omo_to_dun: Ladies and gentlemen, abeg make we free Goldie. She don die already. There is nothing anyone can do to bring her back. She wasn't perfect and neither is any of us, so let's just let her be.

Let it be said and let it be done.

Good night everybody. RIP Goldie. Please forgive me when we meet on the other side.

tpia@:
what secret life?

there's more?

Just look at that white guy. Does he look like someone in tune with pop-culture or what's going on?

slimyem: what's sickening here?
Better take your judgemental self off here..
...Like you are any better...n
MtcheeeeEew

The hate for her own skin! I shouldn't be surprise though, we all know Nigerians hate everything black. Let me tell something -- her husband knew absolutely NOTHING about her secret life.

This Prezzo guy himself is shocked right now. All along he thought he was bagging a half-cast babe. What a joke! Didn't he look at her pubic hair?