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Quite touching. He deserves a home out of this and looks like he's about to get it.

Simply because Nigerians love to show off. The average Nigerian is broke but would spend his last Naira on big suits or outfits, drinks and flex to impress.

I pray Kenya beats the crap out of your supper fowls.

Mynd_44: You should see NYSC camps.....wait even university hostels are more or less poultry

Yes, I was about to say it sounded a lot like your NYSC.

And Facebook is so dangerous because it's available on pretty much every phone. It's what I call "carry out cheating" or "cheating to go".

Heck, I could be standing next to my fiancee (I'm not engaged or even have a steady gf) and be typing to a total stranger whom I just accepted as a friend "wat r u wearin?". She may also reply back "nofin.. call me"

agabasam: Y did she refuse @ d first ..... Hiding ha skeletons in ha .........fb abi

That is the crux of this matter. WHY did she refuse?

Is it because he'd be let into the "secret society"? I read somewhere that FB has contributed greatly to marital breakdowns. May be it's true.

Imprida: So people still use facebook?

Yes oo...

Single people, married people, old people, underage people etc etc.

One thing they all do on there is flirt and exchange phone numbers. Although every post is suffixed with "Amen" or "Praise Jesus", trust me... it gets better than that.

fash6: Stupeed man

Not everyone is technologically savvy and that shouldn't make them stupid.

Why did his wife refuse? Facebook is for cheaters, flirters and scammers.

Any sane person who lets their significant other use FB without their monitoring is a fool.

Why is there an assumption in African culture that if a couple can't conceive then it must be the woman's fault?

May be it was the man shooting wide for 25 yrs. However, as soon as a real striker stepped on the pitch, triplets straight away!

Pastor, are you sure the babies are yours? You can't trust Nigerian women oo.

tellwisdom: Is this not ghana??

Why? Is it because the people in the pic are BLACK? Oh silly me, I forgot Nigeria is full of whites and fair skin inhabitants.

Fhemmmy: Being a camp do not mean that the life of the people going there should not be protected . . . it is not supposed to be a suicidal mission

Exactly! I think the objective or goal has been lost. Sometime way back, may be several years ago, NYSC devolved into a military survival training course or Boys & Girls Scouts on steroids.

So it's a real place? "GARI Luxury Bus Park"?

What's so surprising about a Nigerian med student who became a very good pvssy doctor graduate? After all, y'all didn't arrive at 160 million population by chance. You have a natural interest in female anatomy and reproductive health.

Ivynwa: If I were a man, I will not want to have a child that I don't know of its existence. Even if I ever donate sperm it will be on the condition that I get to know who used it and get to know my offspring even if it is going to grow with a foster father/husband of whoever uses the sperm to get a child. I don't think that it is good for a human to distribute his sperm and have kids in different area codes of the world without knowing about the their existence. It can lead to unconscious i*ncest (whereby such children grow up and may end up with their step brothers and sisters without knowing it), again that natural bond between a human and its offspring is too powerful to go breaking like that. Just my thought.

Yes, there's just something about not being "connected" with one's own biological offspring that is so unsettling for most males.

What I have noticed in my few relationships is, women think we guys are non-feeling, robotic, know-it-all, mind-reading, nothing-bothers-us machines.

We may not be able to incubate a baby for nine months in our belly but damn, the parental bond is surely as strong.

For the life of me, this NYSC thingy you guys have going on in Nigeria is bs. Yes, I know it is meant to foster unity and understanding amongst your several tribes but me thinks the method is outdated, or needs to be revamped.

One question I'd like to ask your Ogas at the top is -- Before NYSC was introduced, compared to today, would they say Nigeria is more united now or less?

femiero: I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?
ME: From hospital!
POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.
POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.
POLICE: and the dog know you o?
ME: Yes na, no be me get am?
POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.
POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am.....

Then the idiot flew out of the car...

Maximus17: how do dey ejaculate the sperm? Masturbation? Or is thr a machine 4 dat?

A donor is given a small empty container with a lid. He is sent into a private room which has quite a few erotic audio-visual material. He stays in there until he's satisfied with the amount of sperm in his cup. He comes out, hands it in and gets paid.

Billyonaire: Is there something naturally wrong in a brother marrying a sister ? Please no religious/superstitious lectures.

Yes. The reduction in genetic diversity of their children. To put it in layman's terms, it is not healthy.

There's nothing wrong with sperm donation. I have been approached a couple of times myself but declined. The thought of my offsprings not being mine is just too much to take.

I don't get this "Oga at the top" bs. Is it like the next "Gari" meme on Nairaland? If so, why are the OATT ninjas not getting banned?

HQ: Pictures of the Samsung Galaxy S4

The Galaxy S4 has a 5-inch HD display. The screen is slightly larger than the one on the Galaxy S III.

https://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5141f70569bedd7f06000010-590/the-galaxy-s4-has-a-5-inch-hd-display-the-screen-is-slightly-larger-than-the-one-on-the-galaxy-s-iii-heres-a-look-at-the-lock-screen.jpg

The Control Panel
https://static4.businessinsider.com/image/5141f7066bb3f7a52900000a-620-465-400-/img_8475-1.jpg

The Galaxy S4 has a 13 MP camera - with several new features in the camera software
https://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5141f706ecad04773b000003-590/the-galaxy-s4-has-a-13-mp-camera-but-the-most-important-features-are-in-the-camera-software.jpg

https://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5141f6fd6bb3f7c32b00003e-590/theres-also-an-eraser-mode-that-lets-you-remove-photo-bombers-in-the-background-the-phone-can-automatically-highlight-a-moving-person-and-remove-him-or-her-you-can-see-the-pink-highlighted-figure-here-lets-get-rid-of-him.jpg

The Little black dot on top of the phone is an infrared blaster that lets you use the Galaxy S4 as a Universal Remote for any TV.

https://static4.businessinsider.com/image/5141f703ecad043d37000011-590/that-little-black-dot-on-the-top-of-the-phone-is-an-infrared-blaster-that-lets-you-use-the-galaxy-s4-as-a-universal-remote-for-any-tv-lets-see-how-it-works.jpg

https://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5141f7066bb3f77f29000038-400-300/more-on-the-galaxy-s4.jpg

What a beauty! I'm gonna be making love to this sexy piece of high-tech wonder in about a month or so.

The first website I'd visit with that baby is Nairaland, so that I can splooge my load all over the front page.

Seun.A.Plonker:
The picture attached to the report is of Galaxy S3

S3 and S4 look similar except in size (S4 slightly larger).

Majority of the improvement is in the software. After all, there are only so many ways one can re-design a rectangle with rounded corners.

May be Samsung should have named it Galaxy S3-S

Chegunn: Go beat that Apple, we are waiting.

That already happened at S2.

Have you ever been in a situation where you felt something wasn't right, but before you became fully aware, it had gotten worse?

That is what Apple went through. During Galaxy S2, Apple should have woken up and quickly switched gears. Instead, it spent too much time scratching its inflated head.

~Bluetooth:
A bottle of Alomo bitters on the 14th will be a good idea.



The kind of stuff these international organisations celebrate leaves one flabbergasted.

Better have a good b00ty lined up for 14th night or your massive er3ction wont permit you to sleep.

MAYOWAAK: There is no way WHITE smoke can produce a BLACk Pope! ....just being naughty and cynical...lol

Your comment is funny but sooooo true

BrutusOj: What has d skin color to do wit d ruling or leading d Catholic Church world wide?or has Obama a black man from poor kenya beta d lives of dose on d african soil?what has GEJ done so special for Bayelsans since he asumed office? Evrytin we wana bring in sentiment..Tel me how a Black man beign made d Pope wud change how d catholics worship God?

Okay, let me answer your question with a question:

If skin color has nothing to do with ruling the richest Christian denomination in the world, why don't they elect a black pope?

TheBookWorm: The Catholic Church is much bigger than your parochial interest. I could care less if the Pope was from Asia, Latin America, Europe or Africa. As long as he leads the Church to greater heights.

Please explain this "lead us to greater heights".

For all I know, the pope pretty much just sits at the vatican most of the time and then rides around in a contraptiion called the pope mobile and waves to crowds. Pray tell, so what exactly does the pope do that really impacts your daily life?

TheBookWorm: The world is definitely progressing.

Pope Francis is the first Pope not from Europe since the first Pope, Saint Peter.

What difference does it make to you a BLACK African whether he's from Europe or Agentina? The last time I checked, Agentinians looked oyibo to me. Just look at his name -- he might as well be a mafioso from Sicily, Italy.

All over the world tonight, several alter boys are gonna get molested in the name of joyous celebration.