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buhariski:
I'm a chronic masturbator I don't know how i get myself into dis shit. This year has been a worst year in my life and I can't control d way I mastubate. I don't know if it is due to depression and loneliness.

This year I made a promise not to visit the brothel though I have kept to the promise. My problem now I have done everything possible to make sure I stop masturbation but I can't just stop it. The highest I can go is a week then return to normal.

It's affecting me especially in my work place. cos during the working days the time I will get to rest I will used it to browse the net (night browsing you understand) using it watch porn movies online without getting a sleep and a enough wanking. This has made me less productive in my work. I wil look so weak and tired and I will b having some dizziness at worked. My co workers have took note of it and my boss too. Though he has not really take action or give me quarries maybe be cos I'm d hard working type and I expect that soonest.

The bigger problem now my dick is always embarrassing me publicly I can't just control it. any time I 'm with the opposite sex I always having a strong Boner. There is a day i was at home washing my clothes I was all alone in the compound cos everyone left for their various places, suddenly a small girl walked into the compound she should be 14 to 15 years old but she has a very matured physique. She was selling pap (akamu). She walked to me asking of someone living in the compound and as I was answering and I was not having any bad thought in my head oo but found out my dick got erected when I was talking to her. I didn't know oo cos I put on a lit boxer I saw her looking below, for my mind why dis girl dey look ground and I just checked myself I found out my penis was fully erect. Mehn I couldn't stand the shame and embarrassment I gave to myself that day.

Yesterday something similar happened but wit my neighbour daughter DAT she is in SS1. I was in kitchen cooking oo so she came in to fetch WATER, as she bowed down to get the water her bra got exposed I saw her breast cos she got big breast I couldn't resist myself, I had a strong boner again but this time she didn't notice anything but I had rushed to my room to cool down myself while my food is on fire burning. I just weak and getting a girlfriend has been very difficult for me. The rejections I have had from girls would make someone to commit suicide.

To be honest with you, if I wasn't masturbating I'd be dead by now.
The only reason I'd advise you to stop is cos it kills ur perfromance in bed and your sperm count.

obembet:
As expected

This ur breasts na die o!

Queenchamy:
..please dear I had similar case, did u get any further invite from access bank

I didn't. As it appears now, it is for us to try again (next Graduate Trainee Programme).

The Full Admission List (including PT) is now out.

[quote author= post=77004072]WOW!
This can only be God!
We thank God for your life and celebrate with you Mr Elechi.
ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE. [/quote]So your Jesus is selective. He chooses the people he'd safe and just tells the rest to Bleep off.

Hadampson:
The thing is USA and UK are one of the good countries to relocate to but when you consider some factors like security for example... You will see that these two countries cannot be compared to all the countries i mentioned in terms of security.

I can't feel safe in these countries. Gun violence in USA and knife violence plus honor killing in the UK, made me remove them from the list.

So if we take the violence away, USA and UK would rank top of the list? The violence isn't an issue to me.

Hadampson:
Well, i will say it depends on the individual involved. You cannot generalize. I know a person who love Germany more than USA. Different strokes for different folks.

My uncle once told me that if i want to live in Germany, i should stay in the western part like Dortmund and düsseldorf just to mention a few.

To me, reason why some people are moving to UK is because they found Germany to be boring which i believe is totally wrong. It depends on where you stay in Germany.

Me, i can never leave Germany for UK... Never


The only country i can immigrate to, after Germany is the maple country

Thank you for the write-up. I'd like to know why you consider these countries better than USA and Uk in terms of where to immigrate.
I have never traveled out of Nigeria. But I have these countries in mind: 1. USA 2. UK 3. Canada 4. New Zealand 5. Australia. I have them in the order of preference.
Would really like to know why USA and UK are not on this list let alone on top of the list.

bibinwaka:
Lucky to be one of them!

Congratulations, dear. Pls I'd like to know all about this so next one I can apply.

BlueRayDick:
Yes I'm working. My program is evening 6pm-8pm every weekday. Not done yet, in my third and final semester.

Third and final semester? Thought it's either 2 semesters (FT) or four semesters (PT).

Sandyyy:
Please, how can I check my score?

1. Vist: applications.unilag.edu.ng
2. Continue application by inserting your details (username and pasaword)
3. When you are in, you can check ur result

BlueRayDick:
ASUU strike affects all schools other than Unilorin and OAU that pulled out of ASUU.

I've seen people go through the program seemlessly. Project has to do with who your supervisor is and the kind of topic you decide to research on. I didn't study for my first degree in Unilag but I can tell you this second degree in Unilag is not as stressful as where am coming from. You even get to choose who Ur supervisor will be. (You would definitely have consulted those who have gone tru the process to know which of the lecturers give less issues when it comes to project.)

I already knew the modus operandi of my supervisor and nothing changed. Just be street smart, you will pull tru

How did you manage to pull thru? Did you get some sort of financial aid from anywhere? OR Did you work and study at the same tym: if yes, how were you able to achieve this? What course?

[quote author=MrsAnyanwu post=76838338][/quote]She is crying bawo? Argh!

My people, congratulations to all of you.
But pls when did you guys apply for this?

lovintho:
Why is biochemistry not on the list and my dashboard is still saying password mismatch, what can be the cause?

Did you try ur surname in lower case.

henroo2003:
pls i have a serious issue, just need a piece of advice. I finished in UNILAG and I applied for this programme under faculty of education. we did interview immediately after the exam. during the interview, the lecturer that supervised my project during my undergraduate saw my name on the interview list and called me, all she asked me was to bring my under graduate project that i didn't completed my project. i told her that i did but she insisted that i should go and bring it. after searching my house, i remembered i borrowed one of my senior pastor, i went to her but she couldnt find it at that particular moment. all this happened in october. she later found it January this yr and i went to show her i didnt even see her in her office but dropped it for her PA. she later texted me that i was mearnt to bring it october and thisis January. to called this story short, i checked the result and i saw Not Recommended(40%). i called the PA, he gave the phone to her and she told me that what was I expecting to see? that since i didnt make the project available. se me see goodness oo

You had enough tym to inform her that yoy didn't see the said project, but you didn't. You waited for about three months. Just try and apply again come August. And this tym do it the right way.
But you may still try and get to her office. And see if there's any way you can persuade her.

oluyinkavic:
Hi,

Please can someone help me

I had 60 in the exams and the result remark says "not qualified", What can be the problem?

I applied for MSC project management (Part-time).

Thanks.

Try and get to the faculty or department. In my faculty, there is a procedure by which you write to them giving them reasons why you should be allowed to participate in the programmme despite your score. I believe there shud be sth lyk dat in your own department too.

goludipe11:
Is this conversation still about the Access Bank Test?

Co-ask!

Just confirmed my exam score online. Here's the link:
http://applications.unilag.edu.ng/

DexterousOne:
I just checked mine.

Not a bad score at all....

How?

sykeng:
As a football lover and armature player, I have what I cherish in a player, if football is all about scoring goals, the likes of Ronaldinho, Roy Kane , Viera, Maldini, Zidane, Rivaldo, carlos, et al , would have no name in the world of soccer. Though teams need the goals to win matches but someone need to defend, keep, create the chances. I have seen messi been deployed as a deep midfielder, winger, attacking midfielder and he has excelled in all, Messi can create chances, assist and score. Ronaldo is a great player with good scoring abilities but Messi is a better player, my opinion though.
Referring to Ronaldo fans above me.

Since he can play in virtually all the positions, I wonder why he hasn't led Argentina to win one international trophy. According to you, Cristiano only scores but he has excelled everywhere he's been: Sporting, Man U, Real, Juventus and even Portugal.

DexterousOne:
No wonder your cut off was high

Which dept/faculty thoj
If you don't mind telling me

It is not a full/part tym sth. It is a departmental stuff. We didn't attempt the same questions nah. Or did we?

hydee123:
http://www.universityadmissionconsult.com/2019/03/20182019-unilag-screeningregistrationve.html

2018/2019 UNILAG Screening/Registration/Verification Requirements For Fresh Postgraduate(Masters & PGD) Students On Merit List

There's no how I can apply for the screening via my dashboard. Someone should help me pls. I have updated my biodata though.

DexterousOne:
are you in for full time?

Yes!

ennyj01:
Please when will the masters process for 2019/2020 start..

Co-ask!

donTbone:
Grace Found you!!!

What kind of stupid grace? Grace that could not locate innocent kids? You dnt knw wat u re saying.

dominique:
Interesting fixtures...

Ajax vs Juve
Man City vs Tottenham
Liverpool vs Porto
Man utd. vs Barca

Why Man U vs Barca? Could have been Liverpool vs Barcelona

All she wants is ur dick

All she wants is us love.

These people are making me feel they prefer hiring contract staff to having full tym staff.

S'ogun laye ni?

aynelson:
Haba.. ACCESS BANK, wetin happen

Is that how you use to do?? Na quarrel

At a point, I wondered if I applied for World Bank President or Access bank entry level...

The GMAT serf no too worry, but the IQ TEST na die, arggghhhhhhh!!!!

Well, we dey kampe...

Seen your score yet?

DexterousOne:
How do I check status?

Tho I have already seen my profile

Id love to see my raw score

Check at the Masters Office in your department or Faculty.

DexterousOne:
And you got this list how?

From my source in the faculty. He is the Masters Programme Admissions Officer for that particular faculty. There is one in every dapartment. Just get there and ask. But you can now check your status online via the school of post graduate studies website. Some of the programmes have been uploaded.