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Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti Appoints Femi Falana As His Lawyer by Absuchat(m): 6:13am On May 15, 2023
shocked
Bianca Ojukwu
Will Smith
Seun Kuti


All have something in common..... What's that?
Crime › Re: Young Man Kills His Mother In Rivers For Refusing To Give Him N20,000 (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 6:08am On May 15, 2023
shocked
See wetin person born. Tell me if barren women aren't better than this unfortunate innocent woman?
Health › Re: Falz’s Knee Surgery At 33 Makes Me Rethink Tinubu’s Mobility Issues – Reno O by Absuchat(m): 7:13am On May 14, 2023
shocked
He claims to be Atiku's supporter but he can never post anything good or bad about him, it's either Obi or Tinubu.
Celebrities › Re: You Just Disgraced Fela Legacy”- Actor Uche Maduagwu Blast Seun Kuti (video) by Absuchat(m): 11:58pm On May 13, 2023
He didn't even slap the werey well. Next time he should employ the services of either Will smith or Bianca Ojukwu
Sports › Re: FIFA Builds N424 Million Stadium In Birnin Kebbi, Nigeria- Pulse Sports by Absuchat(m): 9:22pm On May 13, 2023
The way these people quote money enh
Nairaland General › Re: Urgent!! Security Personnel Needed In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 8:44pm On May 13, 2023
How much is the pay?
Nairaland General › Re: Snake Swallowed A Goat (see Photos) by Absuchat(m): 8:04am On May 13, 2023
shocked
The goat is not good for consumption as the venom of the snake can affect anybody that eats it
Health › Re: Fibroid Or Ovarian Cancer? by Absuchat(op): 5:59am On May 13, 2023
favourRN:
It is difficult to determine the exact condition without proper medical evaluation and tests. However, based on the symptoms you described, such as abdominal swelling, leg swelling, and arm paralysis, it is possible that the condition may be ovarian cancer rather than fibroids. Ovarian cancer can also cause a decrease in blood count and lead to fatigue and weakness.

It is important for your friend to follow up with her healthcare provider and discuss the test results, treatment options, and any concerns or questions she may have. A second opinion from another healthcare provider may also be helpful in confirming the diagnosis and developing a treatment plan. It is important to receive timely and appropriate medical care for any serious health condition.

you can contact me for help message me on whatsapp
Thanks for your contribution. The said person was my mom unfortunately I lost her few weeks after the post.
Politics › Re: 8 Years Of Famine, What Are Buhari's Legacies? by Absuchat(m): 2:20pm On May 12, 2023
sad
Let's handle your fitness goals.
Build muscles, reduce weight and body fats and be generally fit.
Are you in Lagos?
Hire me today
Forum Games › Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by Absuchat(m): 2:17pm On May 12, 2023
Let's handle your fitness goals


5m or 5b?

If 5m follow me enter Mandolas, I no sure say 1 naira go remain within 3 minutes

We are professional home fitness coach.
Are you obsessed or you're too thin and want to bulk up?

Hire us now if you are in Lagos and watch your transformation within 30 days
Health › Re: Fibroid Or Ovarian Cancer? by Absuchat(op): 1:53pm On May 12, 2023
ItisWell22:
How is this your friend now? 🤔
Didn't make it. Thanks for checking up
Politics › Re: Informant Leads Soldiers To Invade Bunkering Depot In Akwa Ibom by Absuchat(m): 11:14am On May 12, 2023
Yoruba man......
Business › Re: Anambra State Gets Gas Processing Plant-VON (photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:09am On May 09, 2023
Caseless:
If "go back to your region" is what you're longing to say and the reason you want development in your region, then, that development may never come. You can now see why you don't have it in the first place - it's because of this mindset.

We've always maintained that if lagos was your place or in your region, i'm sure you won't give people the chance they gave you there.

People don't just wake up and say, go to your place. It's your attitude towards your host that causes that.
Shut up..... Lagos is a slum. I'm not one of those that can risk my life staying in that God forsaken state.... I'm happy and doing absolutely fine in Abia state.... I wonder what people like you think of Lagos..... South East is developing at a great pace and we're not competing with any region.... But still one day we will ask a particular people to go back to their region as the "okoyes" have started rushing down here already
Family › Re: Moses Olapade, Ex-Boxer Punches His Wife To Coma Over TV Remote In Ondo by Absuchat(m): 11:06pm On May 08, 2023
Jennyclay:
These useless men won’t go and fight their mate. undecided

But they are good at punching women at any slightest provocation. undecided

All women beater shall die this year!! Amen!!
I thought you are of the view that men and women are equal?
Which other "mate" should we look for?
She should get up from there and fight her mate abeg
Crime › Re: Police Declare War Against Kidnappers As One Suspect Neutralized In Delta by Absuchat(m): 11:01pm On May 08, 2023
Police.... Nawa o

You got info of a snatched vehicle.... You recovered it and still termed it "suspected stolen vehicle" grin
Odiegwu
Celebrities › Re: Oxlade Reveals He Was Once A Tout After Running Away From Home by Absuchat(m): 10:51pm On May 08, 2023
"tout" is the most misused word in the vocabulary of a Nigerian.
Politics › Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:30pm On May 08, 2023
seunmsg:
And what’s wrong with asking a church or mosque to pay land use charge? Are they exempted from paying land use charge or what?
How many times has your government tax a shrine where Ogun or Amadioha is worshipped?
Politics › Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:28pm On May 08, 2023
Britishpea:
Hi Educated illiterate. You are a Disgrace to the educational System. You people talk like some idiots with low reasoning. How is Islamization possible in a federal state? How many countries have done that in the world. Churches should be made to pay taxes. They were founded with the same motive a pos shop is founded.
Irredeemable head slammer cum skull miner
Romance › Re: I Was Playing My Traditional Bayelsa Music by Absuchat(m): 6:20pm On May 08, 2023
Bayelsan songs are 90% noise and very noisy
Politics › Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:19pm On May 08, 2023
blacknp:
Suffer suffer for world amen, enjoy for heaven amen, Christians go dey yab espiritus heavenus amen, open your eye very well, Archbishop na milke, Pope Na enjoyment.
Fela wannabe
Politics › Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:17pm On May 08, 2023
Afamed:
You came here to social media to expose your ignorance
Another head slammer
Politics › Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by Absuchat(m): 6:11pm On May 08, 2023
blacknp:
At least you learnt something new, your ignorance has been doused a bit.
grin
Yes I learnt that head slammers can also be f00lish
Nairaland General › Why Did Nwaamaikpe Leave Nairaland? by Absuchat(op): 6:04pm On May 08, 2023
Although very much active on Twitter, over two years now he doesn't comment or pst on nairaland.

Nwaamaikpe was one of the persons that made this forum entertaining with his intelligent comments back then. Matter of fact, he made people like me create account here.

His absence is felt and I hope he can be back before we leave
Politics › Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:55pm On May 08, 2023
Hello Islamization....
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Upcoming Nigerian Musicians To Watch Out For In 2023 by Absuchat(m): 5:53pm On May 08, 2023
Rubbish
Romance › Re: I Gave My Girlfriend Money To Cook But She Used The Money To Plait Her Hair(pics by Absuchat(m): 5:44pm On May 08, 2023
grin
U think say na all of them sabi cook soup? Oga better take that shit she made for you swallow eba.... That's her soup for you
Crime › Re: Teenager Knocks His Father To Death For Fighting With His Mum In Abuja (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 5:40pm On May 08, 2023
jaxxy:
So Beating ur wife makes u a man? why didn't he beat his 16 year boy?
The boy is his blood but the woman isn't.... Blood is thicker than water bro
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Strange Handshake At The Court Of Appeal by Absuchat(m): 5:31pm On May 08, 2023
grin
We know who the grand patron of cultism in Nigeria is supporting
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Hails Buhari For Preventing Plane Crash In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 5:29pm On May 08, 2023
grin
Gradually joining the APC.
This one is not very different from FFK.... But that's what Nigeria politics is all about
Crime › Re: Teenager Knocks His Father To Death For Fighting With His Mum In Abuja (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 5:28pm On May 08, 2023
jaxxy:
Utter rubbish.
Says a simp

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