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Crime › Re: One Dead As Police Rescue 58 Kidnapped Victims In Kogi Forest. (pics) by Absuchat(m):
Incompetency is when you couldn't kill any of the kidnappers but ended up killing one of those that you're supposed to rescue... Ndi Ara.
Romance › Re: Worst Date; Man Shares 400k Bill With Lady & Her Girlfriend He Went On Date With by Absuchat(m): 4:43pm On May 07, 2023
NamelessOGBENI:
grin grin grin

She's definitely a Baddie. Team chicken, pringles, Greek yoghurt, Lassagne and a touch of sea food.

400k na some people start up capital be that o
I swear. With 400k I fit start up a side hustle that will be yielding not less than 10k per day... Na em 3 person sit down chop
Romance › Re: 95-year-old Alhaji Muhammad Sabo Marries Teenage Girl In Abuja Community (Photo) by Absuchat(m): 4:21pm On May 07, 2023
Since sleeping with ones parent's partner is not a very serious crime there, congratulations to his grand sons. If you don't get it forget it
Crime › Re: Share Your Kidnapping Experience by Absuchat(m): 2:09pm On May 07, 2023
shocked
Every Nigerian was kidnapped in 2015 by APC, re-kidnapped in 2019 and some (except Obidients) willingly stayed back in the kidnapper's den in 2023
Politics › Re: Obidients To Begin Final Rally In Solidarity Of Peter Obi And For True Democracy by Absuchat(m): 12:55pm On May 07, 2023
shocked
Tinubu has no conscience. If not why can't he just return this stolen mandate na?
Travel › Re: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Absuchat(m): 12:21pm On May 07, 2023
IAmSkinny:
To Iyana Iba of course
From where?
Let me guess... Okokomaiko grin
Politics › Re: Apprentice Gone Rogue: Why Atiku Shunned, Humiliated Obi At Bayelsa Airport by Absuchat(m): 12:12pm On May 07, 2023
mightyhaze:
Atiku should have supported Jonathan for second term and after that stand the best chance to take over.. all these mess we saw ourselves in these past 8 yrs and counting would not have come.. Atiku is a good man and looks good to rule this country..but was too impatient..
Exactly... He accused Obi of being in a rush to become president whereas he is the one that is guilty of the accusation
Properties › Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by Absuchat(m): 11:57am On May 07, 2023
Rayban25:
You people should stop defending nonsense..typical neighborhoods discuss what time they should generally put off their gens to allow people sleep peacefully...

You cant just go and connect to his gen when you've not discussedand be using that as an excuse to tap his current...assuming he talked to the neighbor about the gen noise and he didnt agree, then I can understand
What if he talked to him (his neighbor) about the gen noise and fume effects but nothing was done to that effect?
Nairaland General › Re: Idu Congratulations To Ijagbo Community On The Appointment Of New Onijagbo by Absuchat(m): 11:51am On May 07, 2023
Jimsonjaat96:
[s]
The Ijagbo Descendants Union (IDU) wishes to formally congratulate our new Kabiyesi, the new Onijagbo of Ijagbo, Oba Sharafadeen Adeniyi Buhari on his well deserved appointment.

IDU also felicitates with the entire Ijagbo sons and daughters as well as all residents of Ijagbo on the successful appointment of a new Oba.

We pray that the reign of Oba Sharafadeen Adeniyi Buhari will bring peace and unprecedented progress to our town.

IDU notes that Oba Buhari is ascending the throne at a particularly challenging period when all efforts are required for peace and unity to be further entrenched and progress and greater prosperity to be attained. We pray that God gives our new Oba the strength, wisdom and most importantly the grace and guidance of God to lead Ijagbo to greater heights.

We sincerely appreciate the Executive Governor of Kwara State, His Excellency Mallam AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq for his kind approval of new Oba for Ijagbo.
IDU promise His Excellency that we will work with our new Kabiyesi to build "bridges of harmony, understanding, tolerance and peaceful coexistence" amongst all sons and daughters and all residents of the town.

We recognize and appreciate the commitment of the kingmakers and all other institutions involved in the selection process of our new oba.

IDU wishes to request all people of Ijagbo to give the new Kabiyesi all the support and cooperation that he will require.

We are confident Oba Buhari will justify the confidence reposed in him to deliver quality leadership to our town and work with other Obas for peace and progress in Ibolo land, Kwara State and the nation.

May God guide our new Kabiyesi and bless Ijagbo land.

Congratulations.

Chief Tunde Agboola Oyawoye
National President [/s]
Politics › Re: Coronation: Meet Nigerians Who Were Pivotal In The Crowning Of King Charles III by Absuchat(m): 11:47am On May 07, 2023
shocked
Pivotal as in how?
Politics › Re: ‘I Look To Engaging With You’ — Tinubu Congratulates King Charles III by Absuchat(m): 11:46am On May 07, 2023
Ola9ja23:
Ndi IPOB above have been crying since 2015 and their 5% opinion has no effect upon we the patriotic Nigerians

Wailing and crying is allowed but at least wail responsibility

🤣😂
Awolowo free education at work
Car Talk › Re: Neat & Sound Toyota Corolla 1999 Working Perfectly by Absuchat(m): 11:41am On May 07, 2023
I no buy this mootor pass 500k
Education › Re: Unn Or Ui? by Absuchat(m): 11:34am On May 07, 2023
Pass jamb first
Jokes Etc › Re: Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men by Absuchat(m): 11:31am On May 07, 2023
They discharge waste as blood monthly and take in nutrients from sperms daily from men.
Know this and know peace
Christianity Etc › Re: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by Absuchat(m): 11:28am On May 07, 2023
Lazarus Mouka grin
Romance › Re: Ask your Mum this Question..It Works 100% by Absuchat(m): 11:26am On May 07, 2023
Do you want her to be faithful to you?
Politics › Re: Apprentice Gone Rogue: Why Atiku Shunned, Humiliated Obi At Bayelsa Airport by Absuchat(m): 11:19am On May 07, 2023
grin
Atiku didn't believe Obi will relegate him permanently in Nigeria politics
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Nullifies Kenyan Election; All Eyes On Nigerian Judiciary (video) by Absuchat(m): 11:18am On May 07, 2023
The Chief Justice is not the one on wheelchair
Romance › Re: Man Rejoices As Bank Reverses N2,500 He Sent To Lady Who Didn’t Appreciate It by Absuchat(m): 8:01am On May 07, 2023
SugarGirl44:
And when you want sex, you better fvck those trophy bottles.
All hole na hole.
That's safer than having to visit the Lab center every now and then to confirm the type of infection she dash you
Politics › Re: Coronation King Charles Was A Mixture Of Christianity And Traditions(photo) by Absuchat(m): 6:16am On May 07, 2023
Don't mind Africans and their stupidity
Romance › Re: Worst Date; Man Shares 400k Bill With Lady & Her Girlfriend He Went On Date With by Absuchat(m): 10:41pm On May 06, 2023
grin
Let me assume
Chicken laps na 20k.... They chop 4=80k
Champagne na 50k.... They drank 2=100k

Water na 10k.....they drank 8=80k

Toothpick na 5k per stick......They used 5=25k

Serviette na 5k per piece...... They use 5=25k

Food na 20k per plate....... They ate 3=60k

E be like say that Miriam friend still ate an extra plate of food and took an extra bottle water........ That's 30k

Total is 400k


It's not that much for 3 people sha.... On a norm, only me fit sit down chop 400k for Mega chicken...... That's when they open a branch in my dream grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Best Moments Of King Charles Coronation Today by Absuchat(m): 10:22pm On May 06, 2023
Ceremonial monarch
Politics › Re: El-rufai: I Am Not Interested In Tinubu's Appointment by Absuchat(m): 8:34pm On May 06, 2023
Shortest governor here on earth. Title to be succeeded by Alex otti
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Philanthropist, Miracle Aniakor Enrols For NYSC, Shares Stunning Photos by Absuchat(m): 8:29pm On May 06, 2023
She shaa get bweast.... Food don land for her platoon commander
Romance › Re: Man Rejoices As Bank Reverses N2,500 He Sent To Lady Who Didn’t Appreciate It by Absuchat(m): 8:27pm On May 06, 2023
Mohisah:
Sorry I misquoted you. I thought is the other bantering di guy for being happy bank reversed. Sorry mate
No issues padi
Romance › Re: Man Rejoices As Bank Reverses N2,500 He Sent To Lady Who Didn’t Appreciate It by Absuchat(m): 7:33pm On May 06, 2023
Mohisah:
as na ur breakfast moni, who u gv? Pipu dat don't gv does hv a way to counter smth.... Even if the moni is #500 u nid to appreciate cos a labourer in a site wey I supervise, do lots of muscle work n receive 2.5k as pay nd u will be under a shelter nd receive 2.5k u dnt appreciate?..
Ogbeni no dey jump into discussion anyhow.... Take time and read preceding discussions before you join.... It costs nothing abeg

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