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Crime › Re: Man Dies Shortly After Announcing That He’s Flying To UK For Masters by Absuchat(m): 11:58am On May 20, 2023
sad
Life just be like the "wot" game.
Just announce your success like "last card"
Then everyone will start unleashing their long-term evil intents on you.
You will hear
"Pick two, hold on , general market"
Only a few will pity you and say "continue".

Bottom line.... don't announce your success.
Sports › Re: Run For President, Williams Uchemba Tell Victor Osimhen As They Linkup In Napoli by Absuchat(m): 11:55am On May 20, 2023
The richer one is fitter....
Politics › How Doyin Okupe Betrayed Peter Obi by Absuchat(op): 11:31am On May 20, 2023
I was skeptical about him and his role during the campaign period until he stepped down. But something tells me that he worked against Obi during the election.
If not, why haven't he said or do anything about what's going on in LP or Obi's stolen mandate?
Education › Re: Difference Between "Cities And Towns" Especially Here In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 11:17am On May 20, 2023
shocked
If Nigerians call am city na city e be na
Education › Re: Breaking: Anambra Students Win Big At The 2023 World Affairs Challenge Global Ch by Absuchat(m): 10:43am On May 20, 2023
Igbo!

I respect this tribe
Health › Re: Surgeons Remove Massive Tumor From Mr. Muritala's Mouth After Donations by Absuchat(m): 10:41am On May 20, 2023
shocked
Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti Crowned ‘general Overseer’ By Cell Inmates As He Leads Prayer Sessions by Absuchat(m): 9:52am On May 20, 2023
grin
Forget ooo.... If you haven't been to Nigeria police cell...... you are






















The luckiest person on earth grin

Forget those that will say ”you are not yet a man "
Education › Re: 4 Nigerian Universities Among The Recent 2000 Globally Ranked Universities by Absuchat(m): 7:03am On May 20, 2023
grin
Travel › Re: Most Underdeveloped State Capitals In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 9:43pm On May 19, 2023
Skmoda:
Nons.ense human being.....
Under bridge product
Politics › Re: Akeredolu Has Secured Immortality With Ondo Port Approval -- Hon. Landmark by Absuchat(m): 6:44pm On May 19, 2023
shocked
White elephant project.
They no even talk of a standard airport. grin
Travel › Re: Most Underdeveloped State Capitals In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 6:42pm On May 19, 2023
Serenity is the major consideration in capital city situation. One of the reasons why FCT was moved from Lagos. A state capital is the thinking center of any state and shouldn't house a major commercial center to save it from noise.
You can't have Main market in awka.
You can't have Ariaria in Umuahia...
Warri can't be the capital of Delta

But go to Ikeja, they carry Computer village go mount at the center of the city thereby making the city more of a commercial city than a capital city
Politics › Re: Our Presidents Will No Longer Travel Abroad For Medicals – Aisha Buhari by Absuchat(m): 4:09pm On May 19, 2023
shocked
Sports › Re: Folarin Balogun Chooses USA Over Nigeria And England. by Absuchat(m): 8:23am On May 19, 2023
Nigerians sef see headline abeg..... grin
Person wey no even know say Nigeria dey exist.

Correct headline should be
"Nigeria -USA-Born-English player chooses USA over England grin
Politics › Re: “Let’s Kill All The Igbos” - Twitter User (photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:13am On May 19, 2023
That's what they preach to them in those Cele churches and mosques. Reason why you will never see an igbo man in a Cele church or an Hausa man in a Yoruba mosque.
Crime › Re: Thief Caught 8 Months After He Stole Phone & Withdrew N500K From Victim Account by Absuchat(m): 11:10pm On May 18, 2023
gaskiyamagana:
ObiBeer at work. What is the link between Seun and a thief?
Both are criminals
Travel › Re: Most Underdeveloped State Capitals In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 10:39pm On May 18, 2023
The worse is Ikeja Lagos.
Crime › Re: Thief Caught 8 Months After He Stole Phone & Withdrew N500K From Victim Account by Absuchat(m): 10:01pm On May 18, 2023
Tingotoe:
Nobody eats watery beans in a police cell but nnamdi kanu however has that as his steady diet in the zoo cage grin
Sunday igboho's stools tested positive to watery beans
Music/Radio › Re: Where Is Obiwon Who Sang Onyinye by Absuchat(m): 9:10pm On May 18, 2023
guobe:
I still play onyinye on repeat till today.it was a masterpiece
Same way I play Omalicha by wizboy
And I believe by Paulplay
Music/Radio › Re: Where Is Obiwon Who Sang Onyinye by Absuchat(m): 9:03pm On May 18, 2023
guobe:
Paul play Angel of my life is evergreen.He just faded away just like that.life.
Honestly... My best from him is that "I believe".
The guy was too good .

Even that Adaz that did zarakome
Music/Radio › Re: Where Is Obiwon Who Sang Onyinye by Absuchat(m): 8:58pm On May 18, 2023
Good song writers have all gone in
From
Styleplus
Paulplay
Djnnee
Wizboy
McDonald

Those guys have golden voices
Crime › Re: Thief Caught 8 Months After He Stole Phone & Withdrew N500K From Victim Account by Absuchat(m): 7:19pm On May 18, 2023
shocked
Nice one by the Nigeria police force.


Seun must feed on watery beans for 4 more days
Crime › Re: Kano Woman Stabs 6-Yr-Old Daughter Of Man Who Advised Husband To Marry 2nd Wife by Absuchat(m): 6:56pm On May 18, 2023
shocked
She wants to privatize Mr Dick.son
Politics › Re: IPOB camp they eat Babies And Placentas For Charms VIDEO by Absuchat(m): 6:54pm On May 18, 2023
OyigboUpdate:
Is there any evil too hard for ipob to do?
Yes!
Selling a human skull for just 20k
Politics › Re: IPOB camp they eat Babies And Placentas For Charms VIDEO by Absuchat(m): 6:44pm On May 18, 2023
Not true
Politics › Re: Veteran Broadcaster And Former Senator Is Dead. by Absuchat(m): 5:01pm On May 18, 2023
R. I . P
Romance › Re: Am I Handsome? by Absuchat(m): 4:35pm On May 18, 2023
With those eyeballs?
E be like Jack own



Jack is my ekuke anyway grin
Politics › Re: 4 Policemen From Squadron 23, Police Mobile Force Lagos Killed In Anambra by Absuchat(m): 4:35pm On May 18, 2023
Staphylococcus:
If they are sharing free land in the South East, I will never take it.

Now I understand why Dangote secluded them.

And come to think of it, No multinational has anything going in the South East. Not even MTN or Airtel. They just build a small structure and call it office.

Why the ONLY skyscraper in the region is still empty till date.
Your moniker says everything I should have said about you
Celebrities › Re: Timaya’s Daughter Reveals Why She Can’t Fly Economy Or Business Class (video) by Absuchat(m): 2:08pm On May 18, 2023
Assuming timaya is still selling plantain, will she have had the guts to say rubbish?

God sometimes it look as if you misplace blessings, but na you Sabi the best shaa
Nairaland General › Re: Okezie Ikpeazu A Blessing To Abia State – Miss Augustina Odor by Absuchat(m): 12:35pm On May 18, 2023
shocked
My concern is the striking resemblance of their heads
Politics › Re: Mahmud May Go To Jail: Obi And Tinubu Court Update From A Tweeter User by Absuchat(m): 12:33pm On May 18, 2023
shocked
Things dey happen oo.

You just declared the highest bidder winner without any document to back u up
Romance › Re: SA Politician Arrested After Viral Gay Sex Tapes Raping Boys (GRAPHIC PICS) by Absuchat(m): 5:30am On May 18, 2023
Ndi "what's your role ?" grin
Crime › Re: Omokri Calls Out Ezekwesili After US Embassy Staff Attack In Anambra by Absuchat(m): 10:47pm On May 17, 2023
Reno hasn't spoken about the killing yet ... But just wanted to trend by calling out someone way above his reach in this life and next.

Typical of a blogger that he is

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