Crime › Re: Perry The Tiktok Girl Speaks Out After She Was Beaten By Cultists In Edo (Video) by Abujaexpress: 10:11am On Oct 12, 2021 |
blackboy: The police have some of the culprits and should be able to get the rest and the gun used if they are serious about fighting crime. If they had killed her people will be saying all sorts because she was naked and dead in an uncompleted building. May God forgive us of judging and jumping to conclusion. This lady deserves justice. What they did to her is unacceptable. Nothing go happen to those guys, as long as they held by Police in Benin. The Police men themselves are cultists |
Family › Re: I Just Found Out The Easiest Method To Keep Kids Calm For A While by Abujaexpress: 10:24pm On Oct 11, 2021 |
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Culture › Re: Kayanmata: What I Observed At Abuja International Tradefair by Abujaexpress: 6:44pm On Oct 11, 2021 |
MRDEE01: I went to abuja International tradefair for some days. Sellers were complaining of low patronage but mallams were having slay Queens and women in hijab trooping in and out of there shops.
I was always perceiving sweet chicken aroma that always made me salivate and wondered where the aroma was oozing from.
So yesterday I was asking a lady closeby where the aroma was coming from as it was oozing close to her.
What she told me shocked me.....KAYANMATA.
So those ladies filing in and out of mallams shops were buying kayanmata. I heard they have the ones that can make a man park his car and start pursuing a lady to confess his undying love for her The ones that can make a man give a whatever she asks for.
The kayanmata also came in form of beads, creams , soaps, sweetners etc
But it's the kayanmata Chicken spice that made me sober
KAYANMATA chicken spice for cooking for men 
Dear men kindly beware of where and how you eat. This our slayqueens are now planning coup against us too much. No wonder Funke openly boasted to my friend who was her boyfriend that until she's done him, he goes no where. True, true na so my friend dey that relationship until the girl finished all the money when he take sell one of his properties in Abuja. Few weeks after the girl abandoned my guy, she bought a direct tokunbo car, while my guy cannot account for how he spent 16m Naira that he sold the 4 bedrooms bungalow inherited from his late father's estate. May God help us |
Autos › Re: Toks Toyota Camry Sport 2008 V6 Model Accident Free Buy N Drive. by Abujaexpress: 10:59am On Oct 11, 2021 |
bjmotors2017: now available for sale. call/whatsapp. 08035909985 08023891617. 08091251650. Call bj I need 4 plugs of this for my sister |
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Her 21st Birthday With Beautiful Photos (Video) by Abujaexpress: 4:19pm On Oct 10, 2021 |
I don't think this pictures are that of Regina Daniels |
Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by Abujaexpress: 6:22pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
falcon01: I'm sorry to say this but ive tried so hard not to but i literally feel sick if I attempt not to say this but sir you are a big fool! On behalf of men and other reasonable people we are disappointed in you. I mean what kind of a low self esteem idiot are you? Don't you have friends? Am constraint, but without hesitation, I must admit and submit from the sacred lineage, that this "boy" is a big, bigger, biggest fool |
Politics › Re: PDP Voids Purported Suspension Of Dan Orbih by Abujaexpress: 10:57pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
etibaba: This was what APC should have done in the case of Oshomole but their lack of foresight made them quiet about it till it turned into something else. Obaseki is trying to destroy the Edo state PDP same way he did APC. Silent dictator. Philip Shuaibu, Obaseki's deputy is the one fighting his kins men from Etsako because of the next elections. The deputy wants to be the boss in Edo North PDP. |
Autos › Re: Toks Toyota Corolla 08 Model Price 2.770m Location Ogba by Abujaexpress: 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
2.3m |
Politics › Re: Edo North PDP Suspends Dan Orbih, Others by Abujaexpress: 6:24pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole: Most Governors Who Messed Up Since 1999 Are Youths by Abujaexpress: 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Ammishaddai: Any party that takes him up is just committing suicide You will clap for me then |
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole: Most Governors Who Messed Up Since 1999 Are Youths by Abujaexpress: 9:52pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Ammishaddai: This politically dead fool is just trying to say old peolpe should continue ruling Nigeria forever . Watch out for him in 2023. Are you surprised he is making this appearance? The journey for 2023 just started. He's a beautiful bride for both parties. |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding: We Met Through Her Mum Three Years Later And Now A Date Fixed by Abujaexpress: 10:39am On Oct 05, 2021 |
manz: In 2014 I was going for my service, her mum met me when she learned that I've never been to the state I was posted to, should in case I'll need her help. Till I finished my service we could not even see, I remember going to her school then for RCCF program yet we couldn't meet cause I was busy. She finished her school two years later before we finally met.
We become very good friends for another two years. From friendship to lovers... Here we've found ourselves to journey together till death do us part. Pls lovely NAIRALANDERS pray along with us.
30th October, 2021 Venue is KD. Note: All Nairalanders are invited. Mod: Thanks in advance Is she a virgin like the other lady? |
Food › Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by Abujaexpress: 6:53pm On Oct 03, 2021 |
ahnie: PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH! We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.
I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.
Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.
But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.
The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.
Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.
Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.
Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today. Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.
When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.
I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.
I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.
I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family! Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.
I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.
Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?
Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.
Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!
Food is ready. Indomie 3 eggs Carrots Green peas Plantain. Yum yum Your husband go suffer o! So only you ate that whole food with the three eggs? It well with soul of your husband |
Autos › Re: Newly Arrived Toyota Matrix 2004 For Distress Sale by Abujaexpress: 2:40pm On Oct 02, 2021 |
operatingSystem: Ì have a clean and accident-free Matrix 2004 brought in from the US in August for sale at 2.3M. Very clean interior and sharp engine. Buy and drive. Pls show the engine |
Autos › Re: This lady wants you to recommend a car for her office movement by Abujaexpress: 6:24pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
eddiense: That's your car. Based on what indices is this her car? |
Crime › Re: See What A Yahoo Plus Ritualist Placed At A Junction In Delta State. by Abujaexpress: 5:42pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
Joysticks: They say they are yahoo guys duping oyinbo people but you can never see them flaunting dollars.It is only the naira.
I saw this sacrifice this early morning at a junction in Delta state.
2 female sanitary pads, 4 biscuits, 2 groundnuts, 2 loaves of bread and #20 note I have been seeing this sacrifices by the motorway and at a junction but they would have been eating by rodents and maybe kids who are hungry.
However this is a fresh one I saw early this morning when I wanted to shit in the bush.So I decided to take a picture.
I hear anyone that eats the biscuit or use the sanitary pads,the yahoo plus will "pick"'this is the slang they use'money Get kerosene or fuel and burn the nonsense abeg. |
Celebrities › Re: Senator Ita Giwa Prays For Tuface & Annie Idibia: Video by Abujaexpress: 1:22pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: Cult Boys Beat Up And Strip Lady Naked For Using Their Slang In Tik Tok [VIDEO] by Abujaexpress: 3:06pm On Sep 30, 2021 |
longetivity: I have the full video, quote me with your WhatsApp number if u want it  Pls, the video: 07055519505 |
Politics › Re: On The People-Centric Decision Of PDP Governors To Zone Chairmanship To North by Abujaexpress: 2:35pm On Sep 30, 2021 |
richidinho: Peter Obi/Dankwambo
South east/North East
Yaradua and Buhari both are from Northwest
Southwest - Senate president
South south- Speaker
Support PDP for Justice and Equity Osinbajo/Zulum APC is a goal |
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Joins Hypersonic Arms Race ( Pics , Video) by Abujaexpress: 9:02pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
CSTRR: Hypersonic missiles.
Crazy invention of man.
Unlike conventional ballistic missiles, hypersonic missiles don't fly in a parabolic direction, they change their direction, and they fly low when they leave the Earth's athmosphere making it difficult for air defense systems to lock it on target.
Very interesting physics. May it not misses it's target |
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Joins Hypersonic Arms Race ( Pics , Video) by Abujaexpress: 8:59pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Breaking news: "Nigeria sets to launch its own missiles known as witchcraftsonic missiles. It was manufactured by the Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria"  |
Food › Re: 4500 Naira For Roasted Chicken In Awka - Read My Experience by Abujaexpress: 12:51pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
RoyalBoutique: Haba, the gain too much na.
For Abuja, Area 11, roasted chicken na N1,500 Sick and family infected chicken wen dem dey sell for una in Area 1 |
Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by Abujaexpress: 10:43am On Sep 29, 2021 |
Romanoff: Someone that is already sleeping over at your neighbour's place is what is interesting you? Don't mind him. He can even snatch his neighbour's wife |
Politics › Re: NBC Okays 159 Radio, TV Stations by Abujaexpress: 10:30am On Sep 29, 2021 |
kwyllancy: Seems like a good development. Be rational and judge rightly. |
Politics › Re: Soldiers Shoot At Shiites In Abuja, 6 People Reported Dead - Politics Nigeria by Abujaexpress: 1:43pm On Sep 28, 2021 |
muykem: What's shites still doing in Abuja Road after their boss has been released. Their procession along Kubwa Express this morning was peaceful, but caused serious traffic crises along Gwarinpa axis. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Celebrates His 67th Birthday Today by Abujaexpress: 8:01am On Sep 27, 2021 |
DejiPlug: Godspowerproject
Every September 27th is world Bishop David Oyedepo day
Ministries and evangelists all over the world show love to Living Faith founder as he turns 67.
Bishop David Olaniyi Oyedepo celebrates his 67th birthday today, September 27, 2021 The founder of the Living Faith Church also known as Winners Chapel is marking his 67th year on earth.
The Living Faith founder is also receiving a lot of birthday love and best wishes from ministers, evangelists, church members and social media users from all over the world. Here are some of them:
In celebration of the occasion, members of DavidOyedepomin on Instagram are set to present a short documentary titled “The Man”. More details coming....
“Happy birthday to God’s servant Bishop David Oyedepo. We celebrate God’s favor and faithfulness over your life. There is no doubt that the hand of God is upon you. We pray for fresh grace and strength as you continue to run your appointed race, in Jesus name. Congratulations sir”.
Join us as we celebrate our Father today BishopOyedepo@67 Happy birthday, papa |
Family › Re: UK: Mum Dies Suddenly While Cuddling Her Baby Girl, Leaving Doctors Baffled(Pix) by Abujaexpress: 7:33pm On Sep 23, 2021 |
Jerryherd:

The Sun UK and Daily mail with all sort of Bullshit News to sell their tabloid and scare some people
Why not wait for an autopsy or return of test before publishing the News
RIP
. U.K version of Nigerian's PM News  |
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Members To EFCC Board by Abujaexpress: 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Araraume, Okadigbo, Kyari Into NNPC Board [LIST] by Abujaexpress: 6:02pm On Sep 19, 2021 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why The Living Faith Church Salary Is Fine by Abujaexpress: 3:30pm On Sep 19, 2021 |
HigherEd: 1) 10 Billion Naira Annual Wage Bill Is A Huge Financial Responsibility.
The Living Faith church established 16,000 churches in rural communities across the country in addition to the already established 10,000 churches it has across the globe. A quick calculation shows that N53,000 gross multiplied by 16,000 new Pastors amounts to an addition of N848, 000, 000 per month. In a year that amounts to N10, 178, 000, 000.
This is huge money for a non profit to shell out of her pocket. Especially considering the fact that Living Faith still has to subsidize all her non profit universities and secondary schools to the tune of billions every new year.
2) Pastorate Work Is Different.
Anyone taking up a pastorate job needs to realize it is different from taking a bank job. For one, your mandatory attention is only on Sunday and some late night or early morning services, plus your scheduled outreaches. You have other time you can still use to do farming or any other freelance job. Therefore, you shouldn't be surprised that the perks available for a 9 - 5, five days a week aren't available. And when you include the accommodation paid for by the for Resident Pastors(RP) and their Assistants. The bill is big indeed |
Travel › Re: Couple Fishing In Muddy Ohi - Orogwe Road, Owerri, Imo (Photos) by Abujaexpress: 2:35pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
orjisblog: "Few months after our wedding and honeymoon on this same road, Ohi - Orogwe road in Owerri, west LGA of Imo state.
My wife @owerri_chi and I @orjisblog decided to go fishing, guess what? We caught lots and lots of fishes on the road. We also caught a star fish there too. We are so excited." This one na joke abi na wetin? |
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Tries To Pluck Out His Mother's Eyes For Rituals In Delta (Pics) by Abujaexpress: 7:08pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
At times, some of our parents are to be blamed for all these mess. She must have been enjoying and feeding fat from what the son has been giving her without asking questions, now the game is over for the son and the ill-gotten money she has been enjoying. |