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I'm yet to understand oo...........

somebody please epp ME.

Adinije:
Outsource here on NL. But you need to increase delivery time to avoid disappointment. If your own deadline is 48hours, give your writer 24hours deadline. Incase he/she fails to deliver, you can still be able to DIY.

Send in the Jobs if You want to Outsource here, I'm ready.

Chelseafan1:
The land was acquired sometimes in 2014 for 250k in total, 2 plots of land 55 X 200m, I worked on a plan with a fellow colleague, when the building property commenced, some things were changed on the plan to suit my new taste and mama

The car porch has been changed to just a relxation spot as the location of the game has been changed.

Pictures to follow soon.

Nice One Baba.



The irregularity of the Building Footprint is wa!
Because of lighting wahala

I don dey Old o

martineverest:
and who is arguing that with u?... The guy was referring to the man on pix

So, how's the guy on the picture Gattuso?

martineverest:
and who is arguing that with u?... The guy was referring to the man on pix

So, how's the guy on the picture Gattuso?

martineverest:
dats gattuso

Gattuso was never a Defender, He was a Defensive Mid fielder. (CDM)

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NO PENALTY, NO PARTY FOR RONALDO




Common Iceland, a nation with population less than 1/4 of Lisbon, Chai!

There's a woman like this in My Hometown, they call Her " Two Yanssh "

kowema:
Is that the only supermarket in Abuja... It's not by force to patronize their business so keep moving.

One Question, Are You sane?

naptu2:
Caveatemptor has narrated the Decca - shit incident that occurred in the 1970s, so I'll narrate the murder incident. This case was widely covered by the Saturday papers then and Femi Falana also narrated part of it yesterday.

A man called Shokoya, who was the secretary or treasurer of Fela's band was accused of stealing the band's money. It is reported that Fela ordered that the man should be whipped. I don't know what happened after his was whipped, but he was later found dead on the road somewhere (sometime in January '93).

A few months later, the police arrested Fela and the two people that were alleged to have flogged the dead man and charged them to court for murder. Fela alleged that he was not guilty of murder and that the real reason he was actually arrested for political reasons.

Femi Falana yesterday narrated part of what happened during the trial (he didn't mention Fela's name until he had almost finished the story).

Mr Falana said that usually, when he wants to plead for bail for his client, he would tell the judge that his client has "no criminal record", but it was well known that this particular client had a criminal record, so he told the judge that his client had a "good criminal record".

Anyway, he was able to get bail for Fela and one of his boys, but he couldn't secure bail for the other boy because he couldn't get a good and responsible surety for him.

He said that his client was always on his case, saying, "You say you be human right lawyer, but my boy don dey for prison since". He said that he would always assure the client that he would get the boy freed.

Then Femi Falana had to travel for a conference and the client approached one of the lawyers in his chamber, "This your oga, I noo know wetin e dey do. See my boy don dey for Kirikiri since. Come, make I tell you wetin we go do". So they got another one of the client's boys and dressed him in a suit and took him to court to stand surety.

The judge asked the surety for his name and the surety told him his name. He then asked the surety for his occupation and he told the judge that he sells ogogoro (the lawyer was shocked by this answer). The judge then had a clue of what was happening. So he asked the surety if he sells indian hemp. The surety said that he doesn't know what that is, so the judge asked him if he sells igbo and he replied, "I dey try sah".

At this point the judge was furious and threatened to detain both the lawyer and the guy. The lawyer had to do everything possible to placate the judge.

When they left the court, the lawyer angrily asked the boy, "How could you say that you sell igbo?" And the boy said, " Fela say make we no dey lie ",

LMAO

bykebyke:
I bet they used a cold Water ball when Wolfsburg was picked for Madrid and gave us Hot water Atletico.

You dey craze! I swear!

Congrats on Your new investment.. Wish You more success Bro.

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I just can't believe this sha

Irene,

rheether:
Big lie.

Go search for Episode 1 of "The Bigger Friday Show" on Youtube..
He said so Himself

kinibigdeal:
Very funny. Probably you want me to give you the full details of their rail project or you find out yourself. Lagos rail line is such a scam

Oga, Give use.

rheether:
Falz wouldn't have been a good lawyer.

He still goes to Court.

OrlandoOwoh:
The controversy surrounding whether or not E. K. Clark knew about the escape of Ifeajuna to Ghana, made Odia Ofeimun write the poem, The Poet Lied.

Haha!

Odia Ofeimun, I will always love this Man, but He's got some issues with Himself still.

Its feels really terrible to be Kunle Adeyemi right now.

AdaNri1:
All this dressing and posing is the reason why our sons are no longer working hard, they're looking for easy money so that they can use it to buy clothes and pose like these people.

Preach on Sister!!

irunooboo:
Sorry how did u trace his IP using his moniker only?

You nefa Chi ChumChin

ponpon:
Godwin2345 if you stop prevaricating this can actually put you on the spot, you can get to that America and even feature on cnn and they would use you to study the recruitment network if you are willing, you can help them decipher and break the scams.

Knock knock

kITATITA:
My assumption is that this Godwin guy was being recruited by Islamist fundamentalists for a trip to America to carry out terrorist acts. He accepted their overtures and thought he can escape once in America. The video is like a guarantee from him that he wont abscond and a blackmail material for his 'friends'. Godwin chickened out and they published the video. How did they get his passport and documents if he was really forced? You don't need a passport to Maiduguri. His life is more in danger now than before because you don't cheat such people. It is better for him to submit to the DSS and tell them all he knows or better still American Consulate. The Security attaché may help arrange protection for him in return for him singing like a canary.

Knock Knock

charix:
Nairalanders are troglodytes always quick to jump into conclusions. I have no hope for this country because even our online interactions are populated majorly by non-reasoning entities talk less of the real world. Majority of those who rained curses in the first post would come here shamelessly stating they had doubts regarding the situation, a bigger majority would take the forever-stay-ignorant route.


Moral: Never jump into conclusions, you may end up committing an act you'd regret the rest of your life.

This is very true!

This won't be fair to some people.

WebSurfer:
Are you sure tgis op did not edit this thing? How come no one quoted him down, to martk the date and exact quote

I followed the thread from the Onset.

This is how it has been.

homesteady:
Alves has won more international trophies than Lahm! Hope you know!
In the Copa America final they played against Argentina, he scored and gave an assist.

Homesteady, let's end this argument already, Lahm is better than Alves.

bawz012:
how person go fit link up with all dis kompany wey u 4 mention so?
how person go fit link up with all dis kompany wey u 4 mention so?

I dey do student internship for one already.
Lucky Me!

RAKITIC:
OFFICIAL:Barcelona have bought Denis Suarez from Villareal for a fee €3.5m

Atleast, this one nor waste!


But, when are we adding Halilovic to our squad already?

jstbeinhonest:
I have decided to stop following Barca transfer news,you read something today and read the opposite tommorow,even from the so-called,'relieable sources'.

You are tired already?


I really wish our transfers can be like that of Bayern, state who they need, no much noise, see "Done Deal" on tabloids and that's the end.


Not Barca was to sign Umtiti today, Gundogan tomorrow, Pogba next, Marquinhos, Pjanic, Saul, I don tire!

We can only sign wastes like Verminator, Lord Douglas, WasteMan Vidal.

I'm tired really, just like You.

I don't even want to have one