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Lie Mohammed... My Nigga

Germanhunter:
So please ..Help me get my wish and I will reciprocate with 2k each for any tangible help I get here ..Kosowo ni naija(no money in Nigeria) but there will always be a way for Gods people ..so please you can help with advice and flags to look out for y (both Green and Red)..

I appreciate you all

Senior Man abeg, d advice wey u dey ask for, i no fit give u... Bt dat 2K wey u mention baa, i need am like mad... Abeg help ur nigga naaa...

K

OdogwuMoney6:
You must be joking bro..so when is not so fast or the right time to leave my parents house? when I'm 26? or 32? I'm not a fool.. I know that people who receive salary find it hard to pay rent, I don't recieve salary. i earn at least 750k a month from what I've been doing for the past 6 months and I've also made up my mind to start a side business immediately I settle down....



modified- For those of you following me and sending me PM's hoping for me to teach or tell you how I'm making my money, una just dey waste una time... I'm not telling anybody sh*t.... Before una go cast am for me, Nigerians can cast anything... I'll make sure I've made enough money from it before I begin to share my secrets(that might be in 3 years time) and even when I do, I will still charge you people..

You are mad but u have no one to tell you

To late to cry wen the head is cut off

جَزاكَ اللهُ خَـيْراً

The will cost maybe ₦300 in sokoto state, Gawon Nama to be precise...

Padipadi:
Time ll tell if it's not a place to breed jihadists

I know u are beardless bt i never knew u were senseless

What a great achievement!

Okay... next!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Older woman, hmm...


Although I never date older women b4 but I don NACK them well well for ASHAWOO house..


The first day wey I NACK one...


As I reach the ASHAWOO house, no young girls for there, na only old MAMA them full der..


Chai and my PREEK don already stand like STANDING fan, I need NACK one PESIN..


NaSo I see one fine sweet mature woman just de come out from room, NaSo I rush her..


me n her JAZZ in room.. I pay her 5h, she talk say make I add another 5h making it 1k so dat she go SUK my PREEK..


NaSo I add d 5h.. she begin SUUK my PREEK...


I SWEAR DOWN that woman sweet oooo...


The NACKING wey I NACK her dat day.. NaSo she de SHOUT..


TOTTO just de make noise, ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Anybody don come ever knock una door in morning, greet ur father, come greet ur mother, come look u for face tell u say u be MUMU! Anybody? Guy u doll!

Which one be water child again?

fman:
Werrin concern you?
Home breaker!!!
You no go mind ya business so!!
I detest ya type.
Kpomo man / Amibo.
Bloody hypocrite.
Devilish incarnate.
See the way u narrated what is going on in another man's family like say u are part of the family.
Why are u interested in his affairs.
Cos u are harbouring feeling for his wife.
No go marry ya own.

Guy hw far, dey calm down naa... Y ur blood dey hot!

U sure say u finish d school wey u claim to graduate from
Because how u go dey write like Mama Ejima pikin? How Am not understanding!

EmperorTolson:
Please house, I need the advice of all medical personnel in the house and any help I could get. I have a friend that is battling with pelvic inflammatory disease.

According to her, she got to know in year 2020 and she's treated it countless time since she discovered but the infection keeps coming back.

After recent treatment again, she couldn't sleep yesterday due to a pain in her stomach (she felt like her abdomen is going to cut) and when she seek medical advice, she was told that its due to the infection.

Please, how can this infection be treated once and for all? What does she have to do? She's been to two hospitals already.

Who told her or how did she got to know she has PID?

DanielPat01:
99% clay. Same with my village. Clay with sufficient palm trees. The goal is to build a Malaysia in Nigeria

Malay wat?

It seems majority of igbo land soil is mostly clay

Weird and mad people everywhere

Shey na states wey get bandits and kidnappers dem dey ban okada for

Fear Women! Fear Women!! Fear Women!!!

UncleDaddy2017:
My wife recently put to bed our first child. While at the hospital, it's been my wife's godmother who travelled down from another state specifically to be with my wife. Infact, she came straight to the hospital and she has been the one sleeping there with her at night. While I stay with her by day. When am at the hospital to relieve her, she goes to our house to sleep.

My wife's mom and my mom (both live few streets away from ours) do come to the hospital during the day ... So fast forward to yesterday Sunday.

My mother-in-law told my wife she will come after church... Hours after church closed we still didn't see her. Only for her to show up with a big traveling bag. And she knew quite well that my wife's godmother put up at our house.

My house is a one bedroom apartment.

When she came, I asked my wife that now that her mom is here, how will all of us sleep in this house as my wife, our baby and the godmother will sleep in the room, while I stay in the sitting room. She became angry and said they will all stay in the room. But that if I don't want her mom to stay in the house, she will just tell her to go away.

So I told her that the proper thing to do is tell her mom to wait till Wednesday when the godmother lives, then she can come. Besides her house is only few streets away. She can be coming during the day and go back home.

So this night now, the mom has bathed and has gone to stay in the room. The godmother who's now feeling sleepy, had to stay in the living room as she can't go to the room bc her mom is there. Me on the other hand, can't sleep in the living room bc her godmother is in the sitting room.... So I sat at the veranda until 11pm. The cloth I had on was the one I wore since morning. I can't go to the room to change as the mom is there. Neither the living room bc the other woman is there.

My wife later came to me outside and was annoyed that I dont welcome her mother in my house.

Do you think I'm wrong to have told my wife to tell her to wait till Wednesday before she comes?

NB: my mother inlaw and I, live like mother and son until she came yesterday Sunday.

Which one be godmother again

othermen:
As a young fellow getting started in his career, you are doing great observing what may be prevalent.

I think young people should try to get some education about their chances- as you have or as you desire before going to the university to study any course.

You have to consider which is foremost to you- is it to have a successful career in whatever endeavour or to become a successful engineer; if it is the former, such that you are desiring a career for the success output, you may need to assess other courses aside Engineering that may provide readily available opportunities for you.

Increasingly, renowned courses like Law and Engineering needs to be re-assessed by those aspiring for a career in either. Most people are rather desiring for paid employment, when the fields actually has several opportunities to be self-employed, becoming a consulting professional or getting into some start-up.

Engineering is a wonderful course- however the formal labour market in Nigeria may not be so much great or wonderful for the discipline.

While there seem to be far limited formal opportunities for engineers than there are engineers, for those that persevere, and got opportunity to practice in their field- they often have the best outcomes in terms of prosperity when compared with other disciplines. (Check Aerospace Engineering).

There are some engineering courses that gives you significant edge in the informal labour market. Such that you can start your own enterprise right away and become an employer of labour as well. Now, the difficulty with this is the cost of start up and the competence we have instilled which is not geared towards self sufficiency or entrepreneurial spirit. Engineering, accounting or finance, medicine among others are all professional courses that don't require additional post-graduate degrees to maximise the opportunities they may afford. You just have to have right mindset of problem identification and solving to being a structural analyst.

Most engineers that went through Nigeria universities have had little exposure to practical training in Engineering. The universities have focused more on theoretical engineering- when engineering is mostly a practical course. The faculties could have been innovative in building massive workshop that can help instill the requisite skills that would propel a desirable career in most of their alumni; however they are frustrated by the nonchalance of the FG which has crushed what should be the faculty imagination.

What then is the option left to the engineer who can’t get a chance in the formal engineering labour market or who don’t have the resource for a start up?

So a civil engineer for instance could personally take on the supervision of construction or re-construction of housing units or other building structures- massive ones and the small residential ones. In many residential areas in Lagos, you have civil engineers approach owners of old building structures with great plans to pull down and reconstruct the buildings at their own cost, while such arrangement gives them some form of leasehold on the newly constructed building say a two flats now devolved into a six flats. They could have a long term leasehold on 2 of those flats. Now you don’t have to be a civil engineer to do such, you just need to have the requisite skills. However the Engineering discipline gives a confidence in such prospective customers that non-engineers approaching can offer them. Some civil engineers have made more money more than those working in Shell BP by exploring such.

Mechanical engineers on the other hand, also just need a little support to get started in the informal labour market; in sane schools- they are taught the competence to be able to design about anything. As at today, the universities may not offer as much technical skills as you may see in a polytechnic or some technical schools. The mechanical engineer must be humble enough to realize this. After getting around such, the issue then may be the cost of designing whatsoever they desire designing which may be highly demanding and in a nation that don’t support innovation, you have to look elsewhere. I know mechanical engineers that specialize in plumbing for very big building construction firms - designing and supervising the plumbing. Now, some ignorant mechanical engineers sees plumbing as a mere apprenticeship exercise, but with one’s credentials- you become even more feasible for opportunities. This is aside those, that are probably into constructions or repairs of factory machines and intensive trucks such as drilling machines.

I think ultimately in addition to what you may acquire from this thread - you have to understand that becoming successful as an engineer is a function of your own mindset. And for some people with the right mindset, it is in a place like Nigeria where several things don’t seem to work- that there are opportunities. There is no electricity / then there is a market for affordable power plans such that an electrical engineer who is innovative and adaptable can provide affordable solar energy technology to people. Get on LinkedIn, take a look at the profiles of engineers working in great firms, look at the unique skills they have, look at the career choices they have made. It could help you create your own template.

Don’t make costly assumptions based on what you may find in your immediate environment. Many of those people are products of a dysfunctional mindset or of a mindset compelled by the tragic realities of Nigeria. However if you have incorporated such reality in your methodological mindset, you should excel well in engineering or in any discipline you so choose. Those working in the manufacturing that you have interacted with are mostly products of technical education, and they provide supports and take instructions from the engineers, while those who attended universities that you interact with have little to no technical expertise. Again, if you build a methodological mindset towards your career, engineering can give you so much.

This is a typical example of; "Write an article suitable for publication"... Ur own write-up been wan pass OP owns sef....

Merch:
I have paid 50k to one girl but na fake transfer i run the olosho

Modafucaker

Government agency dey close government owned broadcasting station...

Why him too no settle boys...

Angel of death right now; "everyday for the thief one day for d owner" �

I hear say fried rice wey Dem use fire wood cook dey sweet pass d wan wey Dem use Gas cook... Op shey na true

doggedfighter:
You are welcome, dearie !

"Dear"!!!

Na so "I missed my period" dey take start...

PlayMaker14:
Starch and Ogwó soup...

I can sell the whole of Delta State just for a plate of Starch and Ogwó soup.

May God continue to bless the person that discovered this delicacy.

And why is it in a black pot... U be cultist?

Thank God say Na thugs Dem go dey catch no be armed robber

HBD OLD MAN....