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Romance / Re: First To Get The Right Answer Gets A Gift. by accelion(m): 6:28pm On Oct 19, 2023 |
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Romance / Re: First To Get The Right Answer Gets A Gift. by accelion(m): 11:41am On Oct 06, 2023 |
@Op, you should get a reimbursement from the supposed winner. The question was made to look straightforward, but it isn't with a deceptive grammatical emphasis (colour) on the numbers just as in a typical mathematical or accounting exam setting. But here is the twist: The question was how much money was lost, not how much money and goods were lost. I’ll explain further... I am in the IT world but I know that money and goods are not the same in accounting, and will never get recorded in the same book. One is constant while the other isn't. $1 will always be $1, but the value of goods may vary due to many factors, like bulk purchases, low sales, etc. For instance, you can't give $1 to get $2, but you can get 3 goods for the price of one and the stock account will still balance (applying the discount code). So while $100 is missing from the sales book, which might be because of any other reason, even damage, the goods didn't get missing. It was sold. It wasn't a loss. However, another piece of money ($30) from the same cash register was taken out at the same time, making the total money (loss) taken out between the “thief and the cashier” during that transaction, that day, a total of $130. We can hypothetically say that the cashier gave $130 to the thief (assuming he didn't steal it) but didn't give the goods for free. Think about it, the answer couldn't have been that easy. Everyone will quickly say $100 without a doubt. There definitely must be a twist. 2 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 12:49pm On Oct 24, 2022 |
devoracle: Do you mind sharing your portfolio through the email address provided, as instructed? Thanks. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 12:45pm On Oct 24, 2022 |
Balo7leke: My apologies for how it all seemed. Every other person sent their portfolio to the job email, and I don't see anything wrong with that. The job requires that you have a couple of websites you have worked on as an experienced expert. Again my apologies. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 1:22pm On Oct 23, 2022 |
Hello guys. Would you be kind enough to send the following details below to oily-mundane-0l@icloud.com? Thanks. - Your first name - Your portfolio (websites you have built.) - Your location should be Lagos, as I need to meet with you. - Any other work you have done that might help you get an edge. - How you want to be contacted. - P.S. You must know WordPress very well as you would be tested on it. There is no learning on the job. I'm sorry. You must be experienced. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 2:08pm On Oct 22, 2022 |
Well, it depends on what you use WordPress for but trust me, it goes way beyond the ordinary. This opportunity isn't for junior-level WordPress developers. You are being paid handsomely as a senior developer. I wish I could say more than this. By the way, it's a bad work ethic to learn on a live job; so many things can go wrong. |
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by accelion(m): 6:27pm On Oct 20, 2022 |
Hello guys. I have an opportunity to bring a very experienced WordPress developer onboard a platform I am part of. I know this thread is about Upwork, and I won't want to derail it. But as I see there are a lot of developers here, I thought I should share. If you are confident, please find more details about the opportunity on this other thread. https://www.nairaland.com/7305730/need-two-seasoned-experienced-front-end |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 6:10pm On Oct 20, 2022 |
I still need one more experienced WordPress developer with sound knowledge of the above languages. Unfortunately, the guys aren't satisfied with the portfolios shared. They need someone who has done a whole lot with WordPress, etc. If you are based in Lagos, that will be a plus, as I'd like to meet you. You can use the email address provided to share the requested details. I already got one person but there is still space for another. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 11:22am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Unfortunately, you must know WordPress because you would not only be working with these languages but mostly on WordPress websites. Do you have a portfolio? Please email me at the address provided. You never can say. I might be impressed. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 9:37am On Sep 07, 2022 |
Chatflick: Are you Dan? I emailed you through your website. I need your contact number. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 11:09am On Sep 03, 2022 |
Hello guys. Here is a quick update: I went through the websites, but unfortunately, I would only proceed with two people for now. My apologies. While you all have great portfolios, I think more work needs to be done. The majority of the websites I saw were simply templates that were edited. Sadly, I'd need more than that. As I wrote earlier, this is a very competitive platform where only the best of the best can be accepted. Please see this update as a rejection mail if you don't hear back from me, and I hope you will not take it personally. However, I still need one more experienced WordPress, HTML, CSS, and Javascript expert to onboard. If you know anyone (including a female) that is very skilled, please don't hesitate to share this thread with them. Thanks. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 12:29pm On Aug 31, 2022 |
Hello guys. I am checking the portfolio websites sent and will revert accordingly. There are a few things I am looking out for. If I have any questions, I will be sure to ask. Thanks. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 1:35pm On Aug 30, 2022 |
MannyEl: Did you send me an email? Guys, if you could also include your Nairaland Username and phone number, please? So I can know who it is. Thanks, guys. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 1:12pm On Aug 30, 2022 |
Hello guys. Would you be kind enough to send the following details below to oily-mundane-0l@icloud.com. Thanks. - Your first name - Your portfolio (websites you have built.) - Your location (if you are Lagos like me, you’d be able to work with me.) - Any other work you have done that might help you get an edge. - How you want to be contacted. Also, guys, I have had a few still ask me the same questions I answered in my first post. But those that I was asked on the phone and I didn't address, please see below: - The pay is $50/hour at minimum, depending on how many hours you will take to deliver on the project. - I am not an agent! I am also a developer on the platform and just helping out. - Yes, you must know WordPress very well as you would be tested on it. There is no learning on the job. I'm sorry. You must be experienced. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 12:31pm On Aug 30, 2022 |
MannyEl: Yes, fortunately, there isn't much hardcore programming or coding to do, as most jobs would be done for businesses and individuals. I have replied your email. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 9:28am On Aug 30, 2022 |
etoluw: Hello, please provide me with a number to call you on. Thanks. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 8:11pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
@etoluw, are you peradventure also familiar with WordPress? |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 3:53pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
simplesol: Okay. I will get in touch with you soonest. I'm in transit now. |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 3:12pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
simplesol: 1. The job type can be anything from function calls to editing website codes or converting PSD to WordPress. It could also be conceptualizing a website based on a client's need. You could also be required to help fix simple things as small as updating a plugin or making a button change style on hover. The job type just varies depending on what clients want to be done. 2. You will make as much money as you can work. There is no limit to how much you can earn. In fact, you would be encouraged to take on as many jobs as possible. More money for you; more money for the company. Do you mind sharing a portfolio with me? |
Webmasters / Re: I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 1:04pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
donsheddy1: Sure, we can talk. It’ll be a pleasure. But you haven't asked me any questions as I requested. Also, I would like if the process I outlined could be followed. That way, other people can learn from my answers. If I have to call everyone, I might be by my computer all day. I hope you understand. Also, I want this to be imbounded. |
Webmasters / I Need Two Seasoned & Experienced Front-end Developer Yearly. by accelion(m): 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2022 |
Hello guys. I am privileged to work for a foreign company that hires web designers and developers, and I want to bring two Nigerians on board. Male or female. I need a developer with cutting-edge skills in front-end languages, especially HTML, CSS, and Javascript(most important). What are the requirements? - You must be very good with the above languages as you will be tested with them by my guys abroad and me. - Knowing how to use WordPress will give you an edge. You will be tested on these too. - You must have a portfolio of websites you have develped and are running. They will be checked. - You must be able to communicate in the English language very well. Luckily, it is our lingua franca. - This is a life-changing opportunity that requires patience. It will take a few weeks for the onboarding process. So you must be patient as so many people are trying to get into the program. Those are the technical requirements for now. Benefits - You will be paid handsomely in USD. - You will gain a lot working with me. Trust me. - It isn't a 9-5 job; you work when you want. - It is a remote job. - If I am impressed with your skills and portfolio, I can provide a work environment for you. - Once again, you will smile to the bank in USD. As this is a life-changing opportunity, as it was for me, I will only be able to bring just two or three people on board yearly. You’d have just one shot at it. If you miss it, there isn't another opportunity. But I'll help out where possible. What do you need to do? - Ask me your intelligent questions. - Show me your portfolio websites or projects. - If I like what I see, I’ll schedule an online discovery meeting with you. - We move to the next step. Are you paying for anything to get selected? A CAPITAL NO! I REPEAT, NO. To the mods, I am not trying to sell anything. I am just a lucky person who doesn't want to hide what he found and wants to help a fellow Nigerian. If you need to cross-check anything with me, please let me know. Thanks. 1 Like 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by accelion(m): 8:54am On Aug 09, 2022 |
Collione: Thank you so much, @Collione, and @tobisunday, for the details shared. I will contact both of them to get their input and revert. I sincerely appreciate your time. |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by accelion(m): 7:53am On Aug 09, 2022 |
tobisunday: Good morning. Thanks for this information. I will ask my mechanic to check the spider bearing and see if that fixes the issue. The noise is really giving me concern. Where is the “small boy” located? Do you mind sharing his details? I live around Ikeja environs in Lagos. Thanks. |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by accelion(m): 7:49am On Aug 09, 2022 |
Collione: Okay, I won't. The gear selects just fine. It's just the terrifying scraping sound that's the problem. Could the problem be with the gear oil being short or gone? I plan on checking it today (DIY). |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by accelion(m): 12:10pm On Aug 08, 2022 |
Thanks for the response, Conner44. Do you have a check engine light? No, I don't. I have also comprehensively scanned the engine and the gear, and both came out clear. Break Caliper and wheel bearings? They have both been checked repeatedly without any issues. The mechanic I met here checked and said it had to do with the gear, as I guessed and thats the scary part. |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by accelion(m): 9:32am On Aug 08, 2022 |
Hello Guys, good morning. Can I please use your recommendations on fixing my Honda Accord 2014 model issues? Here goes: 1.The car jerks (lightly) when I accelerate from a halt or make a turn. I know it is supposed to pick up immediately after I turn, but it jerks/bounces before it eventually does. And this happens every time I accelerate. 2.There is a persistent scraping sound on the driver’s side of my car. I have investigated and found that the sound isn't from the tire or the “hand” of the vehicle; it comes from the inside—through the inner shaft to the gear. I also discovered the following about the issue(2): a).When both front tires are raised and the gear is put in drive, while the right tire keeps spinning, the left slowly and strangely comes to a halt. b).If I take the tire off the driver’s side, I don't hear this sound except if if the wheel is manually spun. Can I say the tire’s weight is a causing effect. c).I don't hear this scraping sound when the car is put in reverse. 3.When the car is in motion, instead of gradually coming to a halt, it sharply does and withdraws as something pulls it back. You’d feel it, and I'd have to rev again. Sometimes, when it seizes (withdraws), it will free itself. Thank you, guys, as I await your response. I will be happy to respond to any questions you have to help. I am currently at Oyingbo (as directed) to get the best hands to work on the car since all the parts I will need are here (supposedly). If you also can refer a trustworthy engineer here (Willoughby), I will be happy. Cheers. |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by accelion(m): 9:18pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Hello guys, can I please get your sentiments about the 2014 honda accord? I plan to purchase the car week, and I am contemplating the Nigerian used to save cost. Is this a wise decision, or should I just opt for the tokunbo? My budget for the Nigerian used (upgraded is 3.8m - 4m), while the price for the tokunbo (not upgraded) starts from 5m+. I don't have 5m now, but I can match it up. I am of the thought that if I get a well-maintained Nigerian used one, it'd be great as I hear the car hardly gives issues. Am I being Pounds foolish, Pennywise? I know you guys would say I should go for the tokunbo obviously, does that mean I can't get a good Nigerian used one? I also think the car is for people in the middle class who can afford to maintain it. So the risk of buying an ill-treated, not-maintain Nigerian used one will be less. Is that a wrong assumption? Now for the mechanical aspect, Is the car an overall good one? (Yes, I will properly maintain it when I get it). If it is prone to issues, I'd instead save myself the stress. I am coming from the German and American car manufacturers' side - BMW X5 and Ford Edge 08. What should I be prepared for in terms of expenses, minor and major issues, etc., if I buy the Nigerian used (most likely)? Lastly, is anything wrong with getting the V6 version compared to the V4? Thanks a lot for your response and forget my questions. I can't be too careful. Thanks, guys. |
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by accelion(m): 7:58pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
odumessi: I am interested in that axis. What's your budget? |
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by accelion(m): 12:16pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
accelion: Hello guys, if you are interested in my offer, I'll be happy if you please take note of the budget. I wrote as much as I did up there so that when we communicate, we'll pick up from there. Someone contacted me saying he has 150k. That's not fair at all. I am serious about this. If you've got any questions, feel free to ask me. Thanks guys. |
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by accelion(m): 8:18am On Jul 03, 2020 |
Talk2uche: Sure. |
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by accelion(m): 1:04pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
Hello guys, I need a flatmate to share an apartment with on the mainland (but close to the Island). I'd be working in Ikoyi and would have preferred the Island, but there are just so many issues with living on the Island. From water problem to the power supply, traffic, choosing what part of Lekki to stay(because one part is better than the other) e.g. The right part of Lekki is better than the left part, don't go beyond so so round-about, don't live downstairs, hidden fees, etc. I am just so confused. My budget is 500k-600k so I'm looking to get a place around 1m-1.2m total package and split. I haven't found a place yet, but have seen some really standard & modern houses online (I've got a taste, I hope you do too?). If you're interested, please quote me and we can take it from there. I am male, mature, Christian, work for myself, into I.T and open to both sex (preferable male, but a cool female is great too). I don't smoke, rarely drink, very conservative, and can show proof that I am working class - you should be too. This is urgent! |
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