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PoliticsRe: Iyabo Anisulowo's Kidnappers Want N200m Or … by accelion(m): 4:36pm On Apr 30, 2016
Heard the budget would be returned and appended before the middle of next week, please let's quickly inform NA so N200mil can be included in it before then. There's no time for unprecedented spending...useless entities. Besides, is miscellaneous spending for cases like this included in the budget? I mean we all add miscellaneous in our personal planning now, shey? We never can say who will be next oo and what these guys are asking for these days ehn, can only be paid by the gov't....lol

Ok, i'm just joking o, shebi?



#StillwithPMB!
FoodRe: 22 Appropriate Names Of Nigerian Foods You Probably Didn't Know by accelion(m): 3:13pm On Apr 30, 2016
I'd just simply avoid going to places where I would need to call these foods another name before I can eat them. That would be so unfair of me to them. We should be consistent in everything we do.
EducationRe: Why You Should Attend A Private School by accelion(m): 5:13pm On Apr 27, 2016
Cholls:
my brother laye! laye!!.......see what they served me in one of the private university.


Just guess the school..........
That's because you don't want to spend money(Guest Cafe, BGH, Order Food etc...). Of course, everyone has a choice. I don't even think any Public Uni makes provision for feeding so thank God you even have an institution to cook for you if not you for dey find kerosene to cook noodles right now.
HealthRe: Beware Of Heatstroke In This Period Nigerians by accelion(m): 5:34pm On Apr 24, 2016
notoriousbabe:
Bad bad thing don full the world now. No money,no fuel,no water,no light,no bettet preek to fok again.Abeg make the world just end jo
Okay, you got me there. Funny ass! I like when aa girl can be creatively funny.
RomanceRe: Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand by accelion(m): 8:05am On Apr 24, 2016
Wouldn't you rather be pretty than be ugly? Do you have an idea of what ugly girls go through? Can you imagine your phone not ringing from both male and female for three days because you are not particularly fine? or friends refusing to take you out? Now cast your mind back, do u remember that your friend you reduced your friendship with because she no try at all? That's how your life would have been too. Besides a woman's beauty is time conscious.

Trust me I am good-looking and I enjoy all the benefits that comes with it. Just a smile and i'm good to go. So you should enjoy yours while it lasts.
FamilyRe: †* by accelion(m): 5:16pm On Apr 22, 2016
Okay, I was very understanding until I saw the "f" word. You can go ahead and marry her if you wouldn't do the following in marriage :

Your male cousins mustn't be around...she'd lose it.

You must not have a male housemaid...she'd lose it.

No young gateman ...she'd (peeps pls complete for me).

Brother, you can still talk sense into someone and they might change but when it has to do with obsession with sex as bad as her, baba they might (peeps pls help again ) because that thing sweet gan and you no sound na "Daberu" or "Jagunmolu". It reminds of one time I went to see doctor for an itching ear, he said to me not touch it when it starts and I agreed, but my brethren, when I reach house, and the levels that, na 3 cotton bod I use. Nobody tell me! Doctor dey with me abi na him ear?

So here's my advice, she gats finally satisfy that sexual urge before her body go calm down either by you or otherwise. You gats delay that wedding small. Try and up your game with her to see if you can help, if not, we'd be here to advise you again at no cost after marriage.

Kiss?
Finger abi toe?
Nympho?
Sorry x2?
What about warning again? Abeg make I vex for you.
RomanceRe: He Wants Me So Bad by accelion(m): 4:40pm On Apr 22, 2016
Instead of an advice, I justh have one simple question: So how much is the Tecno phone and where can I buy it?
RomanceRe: EPIC RESPONSE: When She Asks How Big Is Your Manhood. by accelion(m): 5:59pm On Apr 15, 2016
Madass!!
FamilyRe: Watch How These Kids Danced At A Birthday Party (video) by accelion(m): 5:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
That small girl was not be circumcised. She was doing more than dancing.
PetsRe: Checkout This Monkey That Understands Nigerian Language(video) by accelion(m): 12:47pm On Mar 22, 2016
I'm not saying because of the complexion that is O***'s cousin ooo. Ehen
RomanceRe: This Soon-to-wed Bride Dating A Triplet Can’t Keep Calm (photos) by accelion(m): 12:22pm On Mar 22, 2016
Babcock Uni Boiz! Always repping...
EducationRe: Futminna Students In Sports Attire For Test Today (Photo) by accelion(m): 5:56pm On Mar 05, 2016
The test was conducted by a proffersor in futminna who is the chairman of sport commitee
Does that did not dress sportishly are sent out
Tori olorun
RomanceRe: Who Disgrace This Beautiful Lady Like This? by accelion(m): 1:11pm On Feb 07, 2016
Her body tore the cloth. Nobody can convince me otherwise.
PoliticsRe: See Why Jonathan Is More Democratic Than Buhari-pic by accelion(m): 8:33am On Jan 20, 2016
Only difference seen is picture quality. Criminal is criminal! Shikena!
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Emotions Is Destroying My Relationship And Sexual Life. by accelion(m): 10:42am On Jan 18, 2016
I wish I could talk to this your man, all he needs to do is to just make you feel jealous and so unimportant. Even you yourself won't believe how fast your brain would reset. If you already are these bad with the relationship, what then are you contributing to it? Wetin the man dey benefit from you? Lose your man and feel the heat!
FamilyRe: Why I Don't Want My Brother To Get Married To Her by accelion(m): 9:46am On Jan 18, 2016
Just a quick question from the genesis:

How come this girl's surname doesn't strike your brother's mind throughout till now? What surname did you call your father's "close friend" brother throughout your email to your brother? I am sensitive to the matter, but then, are we missing something here?

My Questions:

What's your father's name?
What's the late man's name?
What's the late man's brother's name?
Court case was between your father and whose surnamehuh
Does your brother know about the court case?

Now

What's your brother's fiancee's surname?
Doesn't your brother know your father's friends name that sold where he supposedly was born lived?
Your brother hasn't on his own studied the court case or trace the girl's lineage since he's determined to revenge?

Is something wrong here?

These questions should be answered first before any advise.

@op, please forgive my curiosity but it could help you too
RomanceRe: I Need Help!!!! by accelion(m): 8:22pm On Dec 14, 2015
Bro, can you do me a favour please? When you get home, can you look into your 7yrs long-overbearing woman's eye and tell me what you see? Do you see your forthcoming baby? You don't think there are some things she doesn't like about you too that she's endured? In all you wrote you haven't put anyone else but yourself into consideration. It takes two to keep a relationship. Don't be selfish!
Jokes EtcRe: When Barbing Is N100 But You Only Have N90 - See Photo by accelion(m): 3:35am On Dec 05, 2015
Hi guys, one quick question please: Where is the head facing? I'm seriously confused, and been trying to figure it out for hours now. Can anybody help? What type of head is this? Same usual one?
RomanceRe: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by accelion(m): 11:15am On Dec 01, 2015
sage2:
Na so one hunted me for two years and still counting. To make matters worse, she is my spec. I have agreed several times only to chicken out on the d day after thinking of the dangers. My fear for doing married women is what is saving me. I won't even think twice before I nack her if she were divorced.
Since it's still counting, and you don't mind doing it on your mentioned condition, why not tell her off with that then? BUT that is if your eye no dey there true true o. Lol
EducationRe: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by accelion(m): 4:03pm On Nov 26, 2015
bugativeron:
story, he they peepee you for body that the chic is not pouring it out as you want. Shiooooo
bugativeron:
story, he they peepee you for body that the chic is not pouring it out as you want. Shiooooo
No, my brother. If you notice, the story started a pathetic way and we all could relate with it, but gradually she drifted away from this. I am thrilled by her story not because of any skills, but because at one time or the other some of us went through same. But then an emotional and supposedly sad and true story is turning into what "goons" are waiting for her to talk about her sex escapades. Don't you think that means people don't care about what the story is supposed to be about (hard life in school) and more concerned about "what sha happened last last" #justaresponse
EducationRe: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by accelion(m): 3:20pm On Nov 26, 2015
@op, don't you think you are overdoing it? You are beginning to prove that this is just one interesting story instead of a reality. Initially, we all understood the delay with low battery, low mb, work n all that but now it's obvious you are enjoying the accolade you are receiving. Nobody shares a sad experience and put suspense. You are even beginning to write them short. If people feel for your story, don't take them for granted. #justsaying
PoliticsRe: APC Will Only Substitute Audu For Kogi Supplementary Election - Attorney General by accelion(m): 5:01pm On Nov 24, 2015
doctokwus:
Initially I felt Faleke shud automatically complete the process and a deputy chosen for him by the party,but on 2nd thought it cannot be right and just. This is because Faleke didn't contest the APC primaries,so how can he now assume the mandate that was won by the APC because Audu was preferred to Wada, not necessarily that Audu/Faleke were preferred to Wada/deputy.
In otherwords, Faleke's electoral value is not that much, left on the ticket as a main, APC might have lost.
So the logical thing I feel shud be done is for APC to organize another primary while Faleke remains the deputy.
People didn't vote for only Audu, Faleke was also voted for. Don't forget this isn't a businessv venture where there are hierarchy. We can't be so sure Audu didn't get that much vote because of Faleke you know. It's logical
PoliticsRe: APC Will Only Substitute Audu For Kogi Supplementary Election - Attorney General by accelion(m): 4:58pm On Nov 24, 2015
doctokwus:
Initially I felt Faleke shud automatically complete the process and a deputy chosen for him by the party,but on 2nd thought it cannot be right and just. This is because Faleke didn't contest the APC primaries,so how can he now assume the mandate that was won by the APC because Audu was preferred to Wada, not necessarily that Audu/Faleke were preferred to Wada/deputy.
In otherwords, Faleke's electoral value is not that much, left on the ticket as a main, APC might have lost.
So the logical thing I feel shud be done is for APC to organize another primary while Faleke remains the deputy.
People didn't vote for only Audu, Faleke was also voted for. Don't forget this isn't a businessv venture where there are hierarchy.Audu migh get that much vote because of Faleke and vice versa.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Tutoring Services? by accelion(m): 10:38am On Nov 23, 2015
@Op from the email you got from them above, you should be the one to ask them questions on how to write an acceptance letter. Seems like my Niece's construction of words. No! No!! For me.
RomanceRe: She Cheated On Me And Even Told Me To My Face. by accelion(m): 6:04pm On Nov 21, 2015
If women were meant to be loyal to a man, Almighty would have put a lid to cover that hole.
TravelRe: We Are Not Leaving Nigeria - Virgin Atlantic by accelion(m): 3:16pm On Nov 09, 2015
Pull out of Nigeria? Do you know what 170m population can do to a business? When it's not dundun and akara. Nigeria is more than half of the population of the U.S. No major company messes with such market howbeit.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Sacks Darius Ishaku, Declares Aisha Jumai Alhassan‎ Winner by accelion(m): 2:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
This is a time for the women to prove that they can do better than the men. I hope other female bigwigs in the country would rally around her and make her a success. Let her get it right, then maybe and only maybe she can become a reference for women to be actively included in the governing of the land.
PoliticsRe: CCT Set To Arraign Ex-governors, Ministers As Judge Demands Extra Security by accelion(m): 2:03pm On Nov 07, 2015
This is very smart of him

This is a case of hanging the bone on the dog's neck; there would be no excuse for anything to happen to it. I wonder if this kind of precautions should not have been taken by previous judges or even anybody that wants to stand for justice. I mean why would I not shout out for extra security in a case like this? You'll see that other judges would follow this path soon. Even if "papa" no wan talk, him wife go shout "baba Gbenga ma ko ti e ba mi o (don't put me into trouble), please let me tell everybody"

A bold Jugde I must say
PoliticsRe: Federal High Court Dismisses Saraki's Application Seeking To Stop His Trial by accelion(m): 1:34pm On Nov 06, 2015
He is just a loser who wouldn't give up. By the time, the Minister of Justice is sworn in and the initial gragra begins, he would be the scapegoat to be used. Let him please be the sacrifice to be used to revive our justice system. I'm beggin him.

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