₦airaland Forum

nawa o,but i thought they do flush out those pool when the water is in baaad shape.

well am an expert swimmer i cant even gulp any water while deeping.

but gals in their pee should desist from such act.

toshmann: Achi4u hapu ndi ara. Ha amaghi ihe ha n'ekwu.

As for Ify, ama m ihe o na acho. Aga m abia ulo ya tomorow night ka ahu juo ya oyi.

hahaha! marakwa na ify bu oku na-agba ozara,mana ikachikwa nti gawa O ga eme gi ihe oku na eme nti oke.
ya mere nwanne m,were ako n'uche wee chuba adabekee.

ify bukwa nnukwu madam

ifyalways: Lol.
Odumchi e gbuola tosh. Tosh buru Onye nwere Uche, o ga a noro odu otu ebe che echiche nke oma maka onodu gbagharia na ö di ndu onwu ka nma nke nwanyi ya debere ya.
Chai!

ify ina-acho i gwa m na tosh aburugo onye nwunye ya dobere odi ndu onwu ka mma?

biko mere ya ebele

untill u see that anatomy and u canot stetch that ur operation.

then mechanic will tell u the price

sadi78: you are idiot! Why can't he?

because he's bokokoko haram guy.

ubandire: You are a failed human being with no prospects or ambition that's why u'll refer to a country with potentials as failed state,fake and unpatriotic fellow.

see a patriotic nigerian___

ur type can sale this nation one naira.

ole onyeoshi kparawo

nigeria is like a bad parents who refuse to lay a foundation for her children.

A dream killer...

Eziachi: Real billionaires or robber billionaire? Clarify that first.
Because as long I know Nigeria has no single genuine billionaire, millionaires maybe and you go to look really hard.

As long as nigeria billonaires are concern any state that claim to be ontop knows that that they produce highest rogue/armed robbers.

samkoro: O ga adi mma ka anyi na asu Igbo na ufodu ihe di mkpa anyi na ekwu ebea ,maka na ndi ofe mmanu na ndi iro anyi ga na ege nti na ihe anyi na ekwu. Igbo cause di otutu,mana anyi ga ewoputa ofu ihe anyi ga.The questions are
1)What cause to pursue-political,social,scientific,economic etc although they are interelated

Nwanne m ajuju gi amaka,anyi ga ebu-uzo zota ala tupu anyi azoba ute,ya mere na anyi ga eburugodu uzo mezie okwa ochichi obodo anyi biakwa saa anyi na mmiri ma hoputakwa ndi ga abu ndi-ezi ndi ndu.

which kind billonaire?

Hell was let loose this afternoon when dare devil armed robbers struck one of the new generational bank in Abakaliki the Ebonyi state capital carting away undisclosed amouth of money from the customers and the bank.
News had it that this robbers came with motor bike and immidately started shooting sporadicaly to scare people away and robb without any disturbance while the security men attached to the bank were no where to be found.

*The irony here is that the State Police Command and state govt house is just a stone throw,yet nothing happen.

*Are we not save again in this country?,if u see where this people(police) are harasing innocent citizen after such an incident you will defnatly know that they were not trained.

*The sound of their guns or bombs are somthing to worry about___"this one no be shoot and run" na pure 'english made'

me i taya o!

adabeke12: Ndi igbo a na me kele unu ohhh!!!

Adanwa,ama m na ozi m ziri anwuru oku erego eluigwe?

udu diri gi Oo!

odumchi: @Achi4u

Nwanna, kee ka i mere?
Mu na ndi ozo nocha ebe a ahula na I bu ezigbo nwa afo Igbo na acho odinanma obodo ya. Anyi huru na i choro isi otu obula I nwere ike isi eyere Ndi Igbo aka, ya di anyi nma na anya. Achoro mu iju gi oburu I choro iso na otu ndi na eyere Eze aka ka o luo olu ya. Olu anyi a abughi ihe obere yana anyi na etinyekwa oge na ime ya. Oburu I choro iyere anyi aka otu obula I nwere ike isi, mee tu ka mu mara.

Imeela nu.

Oke Odum(chi)!,kedu ka imere?____na umu Igbo ndi ozo ihe Oma na amasi.

Anugo m ihe nile ikwuru.Onyekwanu ka m bu igbaha unu okwu...ejuru m eju bara-a-abara ma dikwa m njikere iru oru Obolu unu ga asim ruo.

Abum onye ihe omena_ala ndiigbo na amasi___maka na anyi ama hapu "Omena_ala mewa omene-elu" nke putara na imirikiti ndiigbo ahapugo ikuziri umu ha asusu igbo gaa na akuziziri ha supirisupriri bekee(pigin henglish even most of them are stuch illitrate).

Ofu ihe m chuputara bu na Onye obula choru ichi ochichi ga aburiri onye mara asu asusu bee ha ofuma(igbo inclusive)

Nke a mere na Onye obula na-anghi akuziri umu ya asusu igbo anaghikwa atoro umuaka ya ntoala izo okwa ochichi na ala igbo.

Okwu jiri m onu mana m kwusigodu ebe a.

udo diri unu umuigbo di 'special'

Esim Ebonyi steti nedepu okwu ndi a.

crackhouse: this atheist again. Everytime u are on nairaland. Do u work in cyber café?

how do u always catch him on NL if ur not addicted too?

forget it NL is still ßest

[quote author=Ileke-IdI][b]7. We graduate college more often.
[/b]We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree.



That's right! This is sad and scary though.[/quote]why wont u graduate better and faster while u hoop from one "mr. lecturera to another taking pleasures and marks"

Well no b only u sha!

[left][/left][i][/i]super story,the next thing we will here is that Lawan has been sentence for two years imprisonment equavenlent of one year.

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twentycent: This is surely a Nigerian Thriller movie...oooops pls hold on let me go and get some chinchin and orobor pepsi...okay am back...let the movie continue cos am really watching, sitting on the fence and awaiting the end of the movie of which will decide who will go to jail amongst both men. But I will give up on Nigerian Judiciary if no one is prosecuted and convicted amongst these two men.

twentycent: This is surely a Nigerian Thriller movie...oooops pls hold on let me go and get some chinchin and orobor pepsi...okay am back...let the movie continue cos am really watching, sitting on the fence and awaiting the end of the movie of which will decide who will go to jail amongst both men. But I will give up on Nigerian Judiciary if no one is prosecuted and convicted amongst these two men.

twentycent: This is surely a Nigerian Thriller movie...oooops pls hold on let me go and get some chinchin and orobor pepsi...okay am back...let the movie continue cos am really watching, sitting on the fence and awaiting the end of the movie of which will decide who will go to jail amongst both men. But I will give up on Nigerian Judiciary if no one is prosecuted and convicted amongst these two men.

correct guy

abeg make we leave GEJ & im ambassador alone.
i only pray 4him nt to chop indian apple like d other dude wey get tribal mark with army uniform.

if it is u guys na to employ the hoootest girls around

this one masqurred o!

*naira fit hide inside this agbada o!

unofficial visit spain
well she still de beauty(ful)

jude33084: By the mother of the girl na

chai! na im be say na "ogba nne na nwa"=bite mother bite pikin.

dis man don suffer o

d man blood de riot o!
maybe he go see the small girl Oroma na im all d veins wey de im body com d nod head like "agama lizard"

...and i must thank you people for giving this 'extra lesson',i must say am learning here.soon my twins will start their Ota akara(pre nursary)

blank: I think its a way of keeping the kids in school for longer. When both parents work and return home by 7 or 8pm what time will they have to supervise homework, etc? Who will look after them when they return early?

infact u've said it all.80% of parents buy that time of extra lesson leaving their children in d hand of professioal nany

ebere1712: Ban keke na pep. It is an eyesore. Leave okada alone.

if u see hw they're riding this tortise causing unecesseary accident plus its priceses_____about 350k and above

soon it will b part of you and u live with,here in Abakaliki the Ebonyi state capital you can't ride okada on any dual carriage road unless u are with ur N10,000,yet almost all the road are dual carriage.

the suffering is 3much

boko haram again!!!

torkaka: the next one wouldn't be 27 casualties but one; YOU!

Onye ara,who told you they have time to kill one person(YOU!)____they kill in numbers.

that woman need help she's mentaly unstable.

[quote author=Beaf!]^
You shall be among the next number that will be reported. Punk![/quote]only if they can see me.

so,Beaf i thought i saw ur burial poster near sapele road last week?

thank GOD ur still breating.

ASOROCK b: Mumu Bk

[quote author=Beaf!]^
You shall be among the next number that will be reported. Punk![/quote]only if they can see me.

so,Beaf i thought i saw ur burial poster near sapele road last week?

thank GOD ur still breating.

baysol: Point of correction @ poster, Stop using the word our brother this is only true befor the civil war. They are not our brothers they are biafrans. Much talk about biafran achievement or potential is going the way of drugs. I think this igbo people should go their way of Biafra soon so that this filth call Nigeria we're all smeared with will end. Dalu.

and u think if igbos decide to go,u will not cry ur eyes out because of hunger and poverty?

baysol: Point of correction @ poster, Stop using the word our brother this is only true befor the civil war. They are not our brothers they are biafrans. Much talk about biafran achievement or potential is going the way of drugs. I think this igbo people should go their way of Biafra soon so that this filth call Nigeria we're all smeared with will end. Dalu.

and u think if igbos decide to go,u will not cry ur eyes out because of hunger and poverty?