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Omesexy Diva yes we all know there's nothing to worry about.

But I am damned worried for your Husband.

A woman's true colour only surfaces when things aren't going so smooth for the man of the house.

Omotola and considerying your nasty attitude towards your fans, coactors, crew members and the media, I worry if you won't extend those nasty ego of yours to rub the face of your husband at this trying period of his.

But before your start misbehaving, please remember this same man removed you from your impoverish life when you were just 18years of age.

He has been your Supporter, financially, morally, intelectually and maybe spiritually so don't you dare start misbehaving to him.

Respect him more now than you ever did before in your entire life.

Mr 'Gayyish' Atiku Abubakar don't waste your money and time.

Can you boost of employing at least 500 Nigerian youths genuinely (not padi padi employment).

Can you point to Free School Blocks You have constructed in Adamawa for the Primary and Secondary School students.

Can you point to Any HealthCare Centre you built to improve the Healthcare situation in your state or Local government.

Atiku, na God go purnish you oh! With all the money you and Obj stole, you still want to come and finally put Nigeria up for auction.

Nairalanders and our youths don't want such.

They would rather prefer to be scammed all in the name of promising them a mouth watering job that never exist.

They don't know the WEALTHIEST of people on earth started as Sales Representative.

Mothers are the BEST gift to nature.

onila: i am used to malaria

my body handles it well

Then you are a serious PAKO girl.
You sure you aren't the one the gives the mosquitoes malaria?

hornipipe: yea ryt

Idea lo matter!
The girl is one of the few sincere and unbias ladies on nairaland. Though she could be naughty at times. But far better than the lot of them in here.

hornipipe: Onila is malaria a pest?

Please free the babe boh!
We all know she means mosquito.

As for government proposal (Executive and Legislative), I have learnt to always be a GENEROUS businessman.

I always let the person I am dealing with know the sharing formular and it has never gone wrong.

Of recent one minister (I won't burst his A55 now) agreed on 60% a deal a couple of friends where proposing, only to call a few weeks back that he is taking 70% and nothing less.


When in the actual sense our gain on the deal in only 35%


Nigeria is dead!!! These politicians and government workers are killing this country each passing day.a

I was a victim of same to one of the Gsm companies in Naigeria.
i sit every year and watch on television my idea being used to my dismay.
Not that i am ignorant of patent and legal backings only that my attorney was out of the country that period.

Now i know better.

very very priceless.

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn’t enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice.

While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say “Eat this rice, son! I’m not hungry.” This was Mother’s First Lie.

As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth.

Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it.

Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, “Eat this fish, son! I don’t really like fish. ” This was Mother’s Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candle light.

So I said,”Mother, go to sleep; it’s late: you can continue working tomorrow morning.” Mother smiled and said “Go to sleep, son! I’m not tired. ” This was Mother’s Third Lie. When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun.

When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother’s love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too.

Mother said “Drink, son! I’m not thirsty!”. This was Mother’s Fourth Lie.After Father’s death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family’s life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family’s condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small.
 
Our other neighbours saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying “I don’t need love. ” This was Mother’s Fifth Lie………….

After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables.

I kept sending her money but she was stead fast and even sent the money back to me. She said, “I have enough money. ” That was Mother’s Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies for my Master’s Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn’t want to bother her son; she said to me”I’m not used to high living.
” That was Mother’s Seventh Lie.
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bed ridden after an operation.
Mother tried to smile but I was heart broken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said,”Don’t cry, son! I’m not in pain. ” That was Mother’s Eighth Lie. Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died. YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!
M – O – T – H – E – R .
“M” is for the Million things she gave me,
“O” means Only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the Tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her Heart of gold,
“E” is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
“R” means Right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER” a word that means the world to me.

Thanks you all for sharing.
However more inputs will be appreciated.

Which of the following do you consider the worst Rodent, Insect or Pest to find in your house?

* Rat
* Cockroach
* Mosquito

Let's hear your and how to have managed to curb them in your house.

passionate88: no b only villa o.. Mayb na person curse her, she fit get aristo, d man go dey spend on her while him neglect his wife 4 house... D wife go dn swear say whoever dey punish her like ds, make e no eva knw peace nd happiness, or she dn break d heart of 1 guy wey bn wan marry her b4 so d guy go swear juju 4 her... Many maybes dey sha...

You made real sense man!
Even though the story has been discovered to be a HOAX, if truly this story was ever to be true, it will be the exact thought I had(will have) on hearing such.

I always believe in the LAW OF KARMA.

Whatever a man sows so shall he reap. If he like make him fast for straight one year and go pray on Mountain dey sream "die! Die!! Die!!!" He must to suffer for him sins.

Hope the film will start with the scene where his boss gave him druigs to ingest and took him to a native doctor who recited some incantations so that the drugs will appear invinsible before he headed to the Airport? Because anything short from that first scene is nonesense as we all know the NDLEA part of the story is the TRUTH.

Charles Novia is definitely going to receive lots of bashing by both the populace and this celebrities by the time his book is out.

I hope he has a very thick skin to take all the insults?

That book will certainly reveal a whole lot of behind the scene antics and politics.

The Irony of life :

While BLakky was in front forming 'papas' for 2face, Basketmouth and the rest.

Time Changes :

2baba and basketmouth have taken the lead.

Question to be asked is WHERE'S BLAKKY

In life use your time best and NEVER look down on anyone

tpia@:
I'm sure you get my point.

After all, dont you know everything?

What gave you the impression I know everything.
Afterall I never said that myself.

^^^
Wetin the guy do again?

Apple will definitely lock them world wide.
People will just waste their money buying those phones as they will end up being useles..

papadenzel: Y do I have dis nagging feeling dat most of these fones will find their way 2 9ja? Lols.

And trust Apple.
They will track each and every one of those phone users through their SIM and block the phones through their IMEI numbers.

Sun of god: Lol - the guy don hit,

What a disgraceful chap though . . .

He was damn silly to have moved it all at once.
But definitely he isn't the only one involved. Being the head there is why he is being held responsible.

iPhone 5 smartphones stolen from London shop

Police said they wish to speak to shop assistant Usman Sethi
Hundreds of Apple's newly-launched iPhone 5 smartphones have been stolen from a London shop.

The 252 phones were due to go on sale when the handset went on sale for the first time on Friday at the O2 store in the Tandem Centre in Wimbledon.

Police said they wanted to speak to a man who works as an assistant at the store in connection with the theft.

Officers said they want to speak to Usman Sethi, 23, of Audley Gardens, Ilford, east London.

The phones were taken at 01:30 BST.

A quantity of cash was also stolen from the safe, police said.

Mr Sethi is described as a Pakistani national, 6ft 1in tall, who may be driving a grey Ford Mondeo.

Police also want to speak to him in connection with the theft of jewellery belonging to a family member from his home address in Audley Gardens.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19677409

Just like Obasanjo (under the Speakership of Na'abba) if they don't threaten Jonathan with an impeachment notice, he won't sit up and know exactly what he is meant to do.

^^^
Can you please explain ma'am.

obicentlis: Situation report........ This should be in the jokes section. The OP will make a good comedian.

I be confirm Comedian in real life.

Rated amongst the top 10 presently.

Long One: Funmi Adams - Nigeria my beloved country.

Onyeka Onwenu - One love & dancing in the sun.

Onyeka Onwenu & Sunny Ade - Wait for me.

Not sure if they are 80's or 90's, but love them all the same.

Apart from the Funmi martins, I doubt if those aren't aren't songs of the late 80s.

santa62: This na another scam from CBN trust me.

You are an illiterate so I don't expect youto understand.

This are the exact people Nigerians are meant to be cursing anytime there's a major downsizing in the banking sector and other sectors of the economy instead of blaming sanusi for the misfortune.

Nigerians should get educated!!!

Fashola Ole!
No need to auction them.
Keep the bullion van for easy transportation of stolen funds to your Father in bourdillon ikoyi and also the truck to transport foodstuffs to those old and hungry Local pest in ACN.

Bloody rogues.

Who Is Your Best Nigerian Musician Of The 90s?

* Tony Tetuilla - Hit My Car

* Blackky - Rosy

* Adris AbdulKareem - Jagajaga

* Junior and Pretty - Monica

* Sound Sultan - Mathematics

* African China - Crisis

* Zakky Adzay - Yarinya




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