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Celebrities › Re: Checkout These People Before Fame. by acidtalk: 7:49pm On Apr 26, 2015

kuuljay:
me

CUTE!!! Orobo from birth.

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Celebrities › Re: Checkout These People Before Fame. by acidtalk: 7:45pm On Apr 26, 2015

This is a word of advice especially to the ladies; NEVER EVER LOOK DOWN ON ANY MAN (ANYONE).

Still very fresh in my mind looking back and remembering those who thought I will forever remain the small kid on the block now booking appointment to see me for one favour or the other.

I have learned never to discriminate or imagine someone no matter how poor today will not amount to something tomorrow.

Never say Never.. Life is a SWINGING PENDULUM. it can swing any direction within a twinkle of an eye.

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Fashion › Re: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by acidtalk: 1:35pm On Apr 25, 2015

jodeci:
My dear not everyone lies,if you are not sure it is a lie it is better you shut it.

I called the name of the online shop i bought it from and it was shipped down for me to PH.

I bought it on recommendation from someone and alas i was disappointed,i tried the smart edition for comparison sake.

I also bought one million gold edition from Amazon and everthing including shipping cost me about $130 and i was also disappointed.

I am on chrome azzaro and dunhill desire now,not disappointed yet.

So sorry for my initial thought. Most people come here and lie and try to have a fake life. I am sorry once again.

Fashion › Re: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by acidtalk: 7:00am On Apr 25, 2015

jodeci:
I bought TOM FORDs Black orchid for 23000 naira from perfume house in lagos and has so far being my greatest regret,waste of money.Never lasted up till 3hrs on me,infact the smart collection of 1k7 was more long lasting.

I don't want to believe the bolded.

I had to get up to check my dresser table to confirm it is the same Black Orchid by Tom Ford you are talking about. That perfume sure last like crazy. I have at present 18 perfumes but currently wear Black Orchid by Tom Ford and Allure by Chanel ( That's some bad A55 combination).

Moreover NO ONE BUYS AN ORIGINAL PERF LIKE TOM FORD AND LATER GO SETTLE FOR A N1,000 FAKE VERSION.

Either it was initially given to you as a gift, or you sprayed from a friend, liked it and searched for the fake of it.

Make Una softly dey lie abeg.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Burns Luxury Shopper's Goods She Refused To Pay For [photo] by acidtalk: 10:43pm On Apr 24, 2015*

sonnie10:
Some people are very slow in thinking. The aim of this post is to get pple's phone number for bulk SMS/advert.

I swear to God who made me, i read your post FIVE solid times and it made absolutely no sense. Where in the post indicated people should drop their numbers for tonto to call them? Please if next time you read a thread and don't understand, just move on to another. Afterall, you mustn't comment on all threads.

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Romance › Re: Young Rich Guy Coming Back Home by acidtalk: 8:12pm On Apr 11, 2015

pussypounder:
MY FATHER is big foooool oooo, I don't need MY MOTHER on my thread so she can gtfoh. I have been to more than 16 countries in europe, asia and america so MY GRANDFATHER can go fck himself now, I am not trying to impress anybody, i am fcking rich and if MY GRANDMOTHER need some cool kesh for her miserable life, her she should just ask

Romance › Re: Young Rich Guy Coming Back Home by acidtalk: 12:10am On Apr 11, 2015

Dude, rent or lease some sense (depends on how long you need it).

First you are so jobless to know more than 30 user handles? Damn! It shows you are jobless.

You put up your picture with whites are the background to prove you are in Russia? That's sickening. Boy, I have STRICTLY Whites in 10 buildings to my Right and 6 buildings to my left where I reside on the Island. A multinational company bought and leased almost the entire estate. Does that also mean whenever I snap amongst them I am equally is USA?

Russia of all places sef. Tufiakwa. If my daughter come pose with one immigration from the that kian country, I will disown her.

You look too young to start thinking of a relationship or trying to impress girls with material things. BABY,face your book.

What do you mean you are rich? Rich from the pocket money your father grumbles to give you? Gosh! Grow up son.

Politics › Re: A MUST READ : Predictions For 2015 by acidtalk(op): 10:48pm On Apr 05, 2015

BookWorm18:
what can we then say about this. Jonathan lost the election and has already accepted defeat. Buhari is a northerner and osinbajo is from the south west.

If mr president doesn't complete his tenure(buhari), his deputy will take over from him(osinbajo).

The predictions were made several months ago.

Politics › Re: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk(op): 8:47pm On Mar 20, 2015

Dannyset:
She's not as eloquent as this joor!
Maybe ur referring to his 2nd wife, Madueke.
Hehehehehehe.

Sure, most of what she said was even in her dialect. I had to translate it so you all will understand.

And the woman sabi shout as she dey talk. She just dey pour me spit for body.

Politics › Re: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk(op): 8:29am On Mar 20, 2015

^^^ Gbam!!!

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Politics › Re: Negative Campaigning In Nigeria. by acidtalk: 8:21am On Mar 20, 2015

A MUST READ:

The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President

https://www.nairaland.com/2203727/1st-ladys-secret-advice-mr

Celebrities › Re: 'there Is A Difference Between The Billionaire Lady And The Billionaire's Wife'; by acidtalk: 8:17am On Mar 20, 2015

A MUST READ:

The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President

https://www.nairaland.com/2203727/1st-ladys-secret-advice-mr

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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Feature Drake In His New Album by acidtalk: 8:14am On Mar 20, 2015

A MUST READ:

The 1st lady's Secret Advice to Mr President

https://www.nairaland.com/2203727/1st-ladys-secret-advice-mr

Politics › Re: See The Gift Emir Of Damaturu Gave To President Jonathan by acidtalk: 8:10am On Mar 20, 2015

shakaTheZulu:
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BY THE GRACE OF GOD MY FATHER WILL DIE of high bp

Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Say #amen To This Prayer???? by acidtalk: 10:10pm On Mar 19, 2015

I WON'T JUST SAY A RESOUNDING AMEN, I WILL EQUALLY SAY MAY THEY ALSO MEET AND MARRY A MAN JUST LIKE ME.

I am not Perfect but If they say there are only 1% good men on Earth, I certainly know I will be counted amongst the 1%

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 10:18am On Mar 19, 2015

tosyne2much:
One of the reasons why I avoid exchanging words with fools who can't measure up with my intelligence.

MY FATHER is a dumb headed English scholar..

This is an informal write-up and according to what I was taught in secondary school,
the use of abbreviations and slags are allowed in informal letters/write-ups
, so I don't know why people who know nothing claim to know much on nairaland

I would advise MY FATHER to write an application letter to one of the local primary schools around

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Politics › Re: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk(op): 9:07am On Mar 19, 2015

Wendy80:
the prison part got me LOL

That's their biggest fear not being defeated at the polls.

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Politics › The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk(op): 11:15pm On Mar 18, 2015

I was at the Presidential villa earlier today to see Mr President. Our meeting had barely commenced when Madam Peepee stormed in and the following discussion followed.

Acidtalk - Good Afternoon your excellency ma

Patience - (sighs) why you dey greet me? Shebi Omokri and Abati dey come tell me as you dey abuse me for internet.

Acidtalk - (kept mute with quite an embarrassing smile)

Patience - Jonah, me I don tire oh!

Jonathan - Peepee, what's wrong again?

Patience - All these my woman campaign no work oh! These women just dey chop our money but I know say Dem no go vote us.

Jonathan - How do you know that?

Patience - I blind? Shebi I dey see as all of them dey frown face when I dey talk. Clap, Dem no gree clap, to hail me sef na wahala.

Jonathan - So after all the money we have spent after postponing this election things are not still working in our favour. What can we now do?

Patience - Me I go suggest make we kuku sell the whole Nigeria to Queen Elizabeth make she dey in charge of the interim government.

Jonathan - Peepee, we can't sell a country and the Queen has no business in this. Suggest something else.

Patience - Jonah boy, make I tell you truth oh! E better make you sharperly call Julius Berger make them construct all the entire prison for Nigeria make e big and fine like my bedroom for Aso Rock. As I dey see am so we no fit escape am say you no go enter prison oh! Na by the grace of God that Aboki man no go throw me inside prison with you.

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Romance › Re: Things You Must Work On Before You Get Married by acidtalk: 10:53pm On Mar 18, 2015

gbl01:
It takes a whole lot of work to be senseless, in MY own case, it was a whole lot of text

Romance › Re: Things You Must Work On Before You Get Married by acidtalk: 10:28pm On Mar 18, 2015*

I was invited to the presidency this afternoon. My meeting with the president had barely started when madam peepee stormed into the office without knocking and the following conversation took place.

Acidtalk - Good Afternoon your excellency ma.

Patience - (sighs) why you dey greet me? Shebi Omokri and Abati dey come tell me as you dey abuse me for internet.

Acidtalk - (kept mute with quite an embarrassing smile)

Patience - Jonah, me I don tire oh!

Jonathan - Peepee, what's wrong again?

Patience - All these my woman campaign no work oh! These women just dey chop our money but I know say Dem no go vote us.

Jonathan - How do you know that?

Patience - I blind? Shebi I dey see as all of them dey frown face when I dey talk. Clap, Dem no gree clap, to hail me sef na wahala.

Jonathan - So after all the money we have spent after postponing this election things are not still working in our favour. What can we now do?

Patience - Me I go suggest make we kuku sell the whole Nigeria to Queen Elizabeth make she dey in charge of the interim government.

Jonathan - Peepee, we can't sell a country and the Queen has no business in this. Suggest something else.

Patience - Jonah boy, make I tell you truth oh! E better make you sharperly call Julius Berger make them construct all the entire prison for Nigeria make e big and fine like my bedroom for Aso Rock. As I dey see am so we no fit escape am say you no go enter prison oh! Na by the grace of God that Aboki man no go throw me inside prison with you.

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2015

tosyne2much:
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IF ONLY I HAD SENSE AND KNEW WHO I QUOTED I WOULDN'T HAVE TYPED THE NONESENCE BELOW

I knew from the onset that foolish people will storm on this thread and pick loopholes

The title has to be catchy you know ? Either maga them or scam them, It has generated over 100 views on my blog within 30mins

I didn't create this for you to pat me on the back or because I want to be seen as a Queens' English guru

I have no words to exchange with you bro because you have little or no idea of how the blogging system works

Only if you know how difficult it was doing the write-up... Tosyne is doing his blogging work and here you are talking about undergraduate

View my profile and check my personal text for more info

Abeg swerve enter BRT lane jhoooor
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Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 7:34pm On Mar 18, 2015

By the way OP, change the "maga them" to "taking advantage". We need to start writing and speaking proper English in this country.

Our educational system is really going extinct which isn't good. I believe you the op is an undergraduate. Groom yourself even if your school and government don't.

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 7:30pm On Mar 18, 2015

Tosyne2much, do you have a girlfriend? (you don't need to answer truthfully).

Most write-up like this comes from guys who are damn too shy to look a girl in the eyes not to talk of asking her out.

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Romance › Re: He Insulted My Dad by acidtalk: 8:50pm On Mar 17, 2015

IF THIS STORY IS TRUE:

My Love, you need to END that supposed relationship as fast s you can.

On no circumstance should you permit anyone man or woman, boy or girl, friend Or foe, lover or associate to abuse any member of your family whether through joke or seriousness.

To make the matter worse, he was mocking your dad. With his friend without you knowing.

I don't know what else to tell you as it appears you are still quite young. But take note, a man who insults your dad or family behind you will eventually do same and even worse to your face at the slightest provocation.

Only two things will ever make me divorce a partner and they are:

1) A cheating partner (even if it is just once)

2) Insulting any member of my family (if it is a day old baby).

FAMILY IS EVERYTHING. Even if you have your misunderstanding, they are the only ones that will have your back when the entire world abandons you.

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Christianity Etc › Re: List Of Richest Pastors In The World, Nigeria Represents Well!! by acidtalk: 8:02pm On Mar 17, 2015*

Nigeria is the Most religious country in the world yet the MOST UNGODLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

It is Only in Nigeria

* A man kills his mother for the love of money.

* Pastors collect bribe from politicians just to preach lies to their gullible congregation.

* A rich man settles a judge to pass judgment in his favour to collect the only property of a poor and helpless man

* Old people's pensions are kept in fixed deposit leaving the aged and agile hungry and sitting under the scotching sun for months, and if they dare protest will be wiped by policemen and chased out.

* Jobless people are deceived to buy employment form only to be scammed by the government and fake recruitment agencies.

* Employers owe their employees several month salaries only to buy brand new cars for his numerous mistresses and draw a lavish party for his late mother's grand aunty.

* Employees come to work just to surf the internet and watch movies and expect to be paid full salary at the end of the day

* Market women trickishly measure half product and collect full payment.

99% OF NIGERIANS ARE RELIGIOUS BUT DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES AND FEAR GOD.

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