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Celebrities / Re: Checkout These People Before Fame. by acidtalk: 7:49pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
kuuljay: CUTE!!! Orobo from birth. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Checkout These People Before Fame. by acidtalk: 7:45pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
This is a word of advice especially to the ladies; NEVER EVER LOOK DOWN ON ANY MAN (ANYONE). Still very fresh in my mind looking back and remembering those who thought I will forever remain the small kid on the block now booking appointment to see me for one favour or the other. I have learned never to discriminate or imagine someone no matter how poor today will not amount to something tomorrow. Never say Never.. Life is a SWINGING PENDULUM. it can swing any direction within a twinkle of an eye. 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by acidtalk: 1:35pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
jodeci: So sorry for my initial thought. Most people come here and lie and try to have a fake life. I am sorry once again. |
Fashion / Re: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by acidtalk: 7:00am On Apr 25, 2015 |
jodeci: I don't want to believe the bolded. I had to get up to check my dresser table to confirm it is the same Black Orchid by Tom Ford you are talking about. That perfume sure last like crazy. I have at present 18 perfumes but currently wear Black Orchid by Tom Ford and Allure by Chanel ( That's some bad A55 combination). Moreover NO ONE BUYS AN ORIGINAL PERF LIKE TOM FORD AND LATER GO SETTLE FOR A N1,000 FAKE VERSION. Either it was initially given to you as a gift, or you sprayed from a friend, liked it and searched for the fake of it. Make Una softly dey lie abeg. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Burns Luxury Shopper's Goods She Refused To Pay For [photo] by acidtalk: 10:43pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
sonnie10: I swear to God who made me, i read your post FIVE solid times and it made absolutely no sense. Where in the post indicated people should drop their numbers for tonto to call them? Please if next time you read a thread and don't understand, just move on to another. Afterall, you mustn't comment on all threads. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Young Rich Guy Coming Back Home by acidtalk: 8:12pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Young Rich Guy Coming Back Home by acidtalk: 12:10am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Dude, rent or lease some sense (depends on how long you need it). First you are so jobless to know more than 30 user handles? Damn! It shows you are jobless. You put up your picture with whites are the background to prove you are in Russia? That's sickening. Boy, I have STRICTLY Whites in 10 buildings to my Right and 6 buildings to my left where I reside on the Island. A multinational company bought and leased almost the entire estate. Does that also mean whenever I snap amongst them I am equally is USA? Russia of all places sef. Tufiakwa. If my daughter come pose with one immigration from the that kian country, I will disown her. You look too young to start thinking of a relationship or trying to impress girls with material things. BABY,face your book. What do you mean you are rich? Rich from the pocket money your father grumbles to give you? Gosh! Grow up son. |
Politics / Re: A MUST READ : Predictions For 2015 by acidtalk: 10:48pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
BookWorm18: The predictions were made several months ago. |
Politics / Re: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk: 8:47pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Dannyset: Sure, most of what she said was even in her dialect. I had to translate it so you all will understand. And the woman sabi shout as she dey talk. She just dey pour me spit for body. |
Politics / Re: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk: 8:29am On Mar 20, 2015 |
^^^ Gbam!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Negative Campaigning In Nigeria. by acidtalk: 8:21am On Mar 20, 2015 |
A MUST READ: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President https://www.nairaland.com/2203727/1st-ladys-secret-advice-mr |
Celebrities / Re: 'there Is A Difference Between The Billionaire Lady And The Billionaire's Wife'; by acidtalk: 8:17am On Mar 20, 2015 |
A MUST READ: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President https://www.nairaland.com/2203727/1st-ladys-secret-advice-mr 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Feature Drake In His New Album by acidtalk: 8:14am On Mar 20, 2015 |
A MUST READ: The 1st lady's Secret Advice to Mr President https://www.nairaland.com/2203727/1st-ladys-secret-advice-mr |
Politics / Re: See The Gift Emir Of Damaturu Gave To President Jonathan by acidtalk: 8:10am On Mar 20, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: How Many Guys Can Say #amen To This Prayer???? by acidtalk: 10:10pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
I WON'T JUST SAY A RESOUNDING AMEN, I WILL EQUALLY SAY MAY THEY ALSO MEET AND MARRY A MAN JUST LIKE ME. I am not Perfect but If they say there are only 1% good men on Earth, I certainly know I will be counted amongst the 1% 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 10:18am On Mar 19, 2015 |
tosyne2much: 1 Like |
Politics / Re: The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk: 9:07am On Mar 19, 2015 |
Wendy80: That's their biggest fear not being defeated at the polls. 6 Likes |
Politics / The 1st Lady's Secret Advice To Mr President by acidtalk: 11:15pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
I was at the Presidential villa earlier today to see Mr President. Our meeting had barely commenced when Madam Peepee stormed in and the following discussion followed. Acidtalk - Good Afternoon your excellency ma Patience - (sighs) why you dey greet me? Shebi Omokri and Abati dey come tell me as you dey abuse me for internet. Acidtalk - (kept mute with quite an embarrassing smile) Patience - Jonah, me I don tire oh! Jonathan - Peepee, what's wrong again? Patience - All these my woman campaign no work oh! These women just dey chop our money but I know say Dem no go vote us. Jonathan - How do you know that? Patience - I blind? Shebi I dey see as all of them dey frown face when I dey talk. Clap, Dem no gree clap, to hail me sef na wahala. Jonathan - So after all the money we have spent after postponing this election things are not still working in our favour. What can we now do? Patience - Me I go suggest make we kuku sell the whole Nigeria to Queen Elizabeth make she dey in charge of the interim government. Jonathan - Peepee, we can't sell a country and the Queen has no business in this. Suggest something else. Patience - Jonah boy, make I tell you truth oh! E better make you sharperly call Julius Berger make them construct all the entire prison for Nigeria make e big and fine like my bedroom for Aso Rock. As I dey see am so we no fit escape am say you no go enter prison oh! Na by the grace of God that Aboki man no go throw me inside prison with you. 18 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Things You Must Work On Before You Get Married by acidtalk: 10:53pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Things You Must Work On Before You Get Married by acidtalk: 10:28pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
I was invited to the presidency this afternoon. My meeting with the president had barely started when madam peepee stormed into the office without knocking and the following conversation took place. Acidtalk - Good Afternoon your excellency ma. Patience - (sighs) why you dey greet me? Shebi Omokri and Abati dey come tell me as you dey abuse me for internet. Acidtalk - (kept mute with quite an embarrassing smile) Patience - Jonah, me I don tire oh! Jonathan - Peepee, what's wrong again? Patience - All these my woman campaign no work oh! These women just dey chop our money but I know say Dem no go vote us. Jonathan - How do you know that? Patience - I blind? Shebi I dey see as all of them dey frown face when I dey talk. Clap, Dem no gree clap, to hail me sef na wahala. Jonathan - So after all the money we have spent after postponing this election things are not still working in our favour. What can we now do? Patience - Me I go suggest make we kuku sell the whole Nigeria to Queen Elizabeth make she dey in charge of the interim government. Jonathan - Peepee, we can't sell a country and the Queen has no business in this. Suggest something else. Patience - Jonah boy, make I tell you truth oh! E better make you sharperly call Julius Berger make them construct all the entire prison for Nigeria make e big and fine like my bedroom for Aso Rock. As I dey see am so we no fit escape am say you no go enter prison oh! Na by the grace of God that Aboki man no go throw me inside prison with you. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 7:34pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
By the way OP, change the "maga them" to "taking advantage". We need to start writing and speaking proper English in this country. Our educational system is really going extinct which isn't good. I believe you the op is an undergraduate. Groom yourself even if your school and government don't. 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by acidtalk: 7:30pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Tosyne2much, do you have a girlfriend? (you don't need to answer truthfully). Most write-up like this comes from guys who are damn too shy to look a girl in the eyes not to talk of asking her out. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: He Insulted My Dad by acidtalk: 8:50pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
IF THIS STORY IS TRUE: My Love, you need to END that supposed relationship as fast s you can. On no circumstance should you permit anyone man or woman, boy or girl, friend Or foe, lover or associate to abuse any member of your family whether through joke or seriousness. To make the matter worse, he was mocking your dad. With his friend without you knowing. I don't know what else to tell you as it appears you are still quite young. But take note, a man who insults your dad or family behind you will eventually do same and even worse to your face at the slightest provocation. Only two things will ever make me divorce a partner and they are: 1) A cheating partner (even if it is just once) 2) Insulting any member of my family (if it is a day old baby). FAMILY IS EVERYTHING. Even if you have your misunderstanding, they are the only ones that will have your back when the entire world abandons you. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: List Of Richest Pastors In The World, Nigeria Represents Well!! by acidtalk: 8:02pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Nigeria is the Most religious country in the world yet the MOST UNGODLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. It is Only in Nigeria * A man kills his mother for the love of money. * Pastors collect bribe from politicians just to preach lies to their gullible congregation. * A rich man settles a judge to pass judgment in his favour to collect the only property of a poor and helpless man * Old people's pensions are kept in fixed deposit leaving the aged and agile hungry and sitting under the scotching sun for months, and if they dare protest will be wiped by policemen and chased out. * Jobless people are deceived to buy employment form only to be scammed by the government and fake recruitment agencies. * Employers owe their employees several month salaries only to buy brand new cars for his numerous mistresses and draw a lavish party for his late mother's grand aunty. * Employees come to work just to surf the internet and watch movies and expect to be paid full salary at the end of the day * Market women trickishly measure half product and collect full payment. 99% OF NIGERIANS ARE RELIGIOUS BUT DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES AND FEAR GOD. 56 Likes 7 Shares |
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