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PStacks:
A dog is not "Just because".. in civilised climes.
u uncivilised barbarian

seriously I don't understand why you people cherish calling each others names.
what has he said for you to call him barbarian

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NwaObinkita:
I came here to check names....

And I was not disappointed.

It is the only people who love to know the future and know who hates or love them either through Alfa, Prophet or Baba


Ile-Ewedu o ni baje oooo!!!

Ni ola oluwa.....ko le baje!!!

So my ex get twins sister in you. We dated for close to 9months and for no just reasons, she usually walks away. Like 5 times. I only offended her on the 4th break up. So i usually talk to her dt tnz r not done dis way by occasional breakups by her. She pleaded and we forget about it. Den 5th time. Dis time around i help her to make sure that there is no way back.

Been following this project since inception. This is wat all the yam eaters suppose to do. but na Switz bank dem prefer. I need to up my HSE games walai

frinx:
Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Hafthór Júlíus Björnsson — 26 years old

This one just weak me I dey tell you.

Young03:
Ayam laffin in chinese

smoked weed n died?

Inhaled CO2

may God help her so that wen she reachs heaven enof weed go dey for more highness

Just a correction, it is CO (carbon monoxide) not CO2. Human exhaled CO2 which the plants used for photosynthesis.

Bad news every wia


Modified: Lemme follow my broda dem....FTC at last since 2009 dt I registered. But e for be for better news or event jawe!

Hello OP, please am a Master degree holder in Environmental Studies. I applied to many institutions last year for a PhD program. All to no avail. I have friends who applied as well...but for another master program. Some were lucky though to get admission. my question now is, what is /are my chances for PhD program? What requirements do I need to add to ease the process? Can you help with low tuition fees/ scholarships in canada ?

thanks

Sincerely....for the very 1st time. senate actually impressed naija on this one

Many people probably think toothpaste is used only for cleaning their teeth. Apart from being responsible for their bright white teeth, they don’t know that toothpaste has tons of other uses outside of their mouths. If you are among those people, that means you don’t know the full potential of toothpaste. Its uses stretch far beyond keeping your teeth shiny, white and cavity-free. According to www.cnet.com, here are some uses of toothpaste you probably never knew existed:
1. It can keep your shoes bright white
It only takes a week or so for the white on your new shoes to turn a muddy grey. Restoring them to their original shine is a chore, and many dedicated shoe cleaners just aren’t up to the task.However, rubbing a drop of white (non-gel) toothpaste on the white parts of your shoes and gently scrubbing with a soft brush will usually do the truck. The gritty texture of the toothpaste will lift stains out of tough-to-clean spots with ease.Once you’re done scrubbing, wipe the remaining toothpaste away with a damp washcloth.
2. Ease swelling and itching from bug bites
If you spend a lot of time outdoor, you might want to keep a tube of toothpaste on hand. Dab it on bug bites for instant relief from itching or soreness. The mint flavours often found in the toothpaste will offer some temporary relief until you can better treat any bug bites or sores.Some say applying toothpaste to small burns also helps, but some doctors warn against it. The mint will provide a cooling effect, but calcium and peppermint increase the risk of infection, according to some experts.
3. Shine faucet hardware
You may clean your bathroom or kitchen faucets regularly, but if they’ve lost their shine, you can easily restore it with a little toothpaste. Apply a small drop of toothpaste to the top of the faucet. Sprinkle some water on soft brush or washcloth and work the toothpaste over the entire faucet. Rinse away the toothpaste and wipe it down with a dry washcloth.The grit in the toothpaste helps remove tougher grime and should restore some shine to the faucet once again.
4. Restore shine to jewellery
The same shining technique for faucet hardware works for jewellery, set stones, coins and other small metallic objects. It even works on chrome.Apply a small amount of toothpaste to the item, add a small amount of water and gently spread the toothpaste over the entire surface. Once finished, wipe off the toothpaste with a clean washcloth.
5. Remove the smell of garlic or onions from hands
Toothpaste helps fight bad breath, meaning it’s scented and has some deodorising abilities.If you’ve been working with pungent ingredients in the kitchen, such as onions or garlic, you can use toothpaste to help remove the scent from your hands. Place a small drop of toothpaste into the palm of your hand. Add water and work the toothpaste into your skin.Rinse with warm water and the smell of garlic, onions or other stinky ingredients should be gone.
6. Prevent glasses or goggles from fogging up
If you’re working with glasses or goggles that are prone to fogging up, toothpaste can help.Apply a small drop of non-gel toothpaste to the lens of your glasses or goggles. Know that rubbing too hard or using a brush to spread the toothpaste can damage the lenses. Use a damp microfibre cloth to remove the toothpaste from the lens, then dry the glasses or goggles.The toothpaste will leave behind a thin film that will help prevent the inside of the lenses from fogging up. It will wear off over time, so you will need to reapply often.This trick also works on bathroom mirrors, but for a surface that are large, there are easier and better options.
7. Touch up water rings from furniture
If you forgot to use a coaster and your drink has left a ring on your coffee or side table, apply a small amount of toothpaste to the stain. Gently work the paste into the stain, but don’t rub too hard.Being an abrasive, toothpaste can actually remove the finish from furniture.Once you’ve fully covered the stain, gently wipe away with a washcloth and let dry.

http://punchng.com/seven-things-can-use-toothpaste/

What surprised me most is.....

EFCC agents disclosed that, when asked why he made the deposits, Mr. Usoro claimed they were for four burials in the judge’s family, naming the deceased as the judge’s father, mother, mother-in-law, and father-in-law. He reportedly told EFCC agents that the fifth payment was to support the judge in any future funeral activity in the judge’s family.

Oshoko with his political antics. anyway ekiti mofos gbadun dia guvnor!!!

malvisguy212:
old topics, scholar8200 give a perfect reply here https://www.nairaland.com/3176944/did-paul-contradict-jesus-christ#46770594

bros...thanks ehn.

Bible gurus in the house.....kindly help to clarify this article I found in an online newspaper.


Christians assume Paul preached the same gospel as Jesus. But close scrutiny reveals otherwise. Paul never heard Jesus preach; he simply fabricated his own gospel and attributed it to Jesus. As a result, there are many contradictions between the doctrine of Jesus and that of Paul.

Different gospel
Jesus preaches the gospel of the kingdom of God: “Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues and preaching the gospel of the kingdom.” (Matthew 4:23). But Paul preaches the gospel of the grace of God: “I count my life dear to myself, so that I might finish my course with joy, and the ministry which I received from the Lord Jesus Christ, to testify fully the gospel of the grace of God.” (Acts 20:24).
Jesus is the Saviour in the gospel of the kingdom: “She shall bear a son, and you shall call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.” (Matthew 1:21). But Paul is the saviour in his gospel of grace. “Since I am the apostle of the nations, I glorify my ministry; if by any means I may provoke those who are my flesh to jealousy, and might save some of them.” (Romans 11:13-14).
Jesus says he will build his church himself: “I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.” (Matthew 16:18). But Paul says he is the wise “master builder” who lays the foundation of the church: “According to the grace of God which is given to me, as a wise master builder, I have laid the foundation, and another builds on it.” (1 Corinthians 3:10).
Jesus says he gave his life as a ransom for only some people: “The Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life a ransom for many.” (Matthew 20:28). But Paul says Jesus gave his life as a ransom for everybody: “There is one mediator of God and of men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself a ransom for all.” (1 Timothy 2:5-6).

Different ministry
The principles Paul presents in his letters to the churches are at variance with those that Jesus taught during his three-year ministry. Since Paul’s teachings contradict those of Jesus, those who follow Paul cannot be Jesus’ disciples at the same time. Take note of the following divergences.
Jesus says he came to call sinners to repentance: “I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.” (Matthew 9:13). But Paul says Jesus came to save sinners: “Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, of whom I am chief.” (1 Timothy 1:15).
Jesus kept company with sinners: “As Jesus reclined in the house, behold, many tax-collectors and sinners came and were reclining with him and his disciples.” (Matthew 9:10). But Paul says Christians should not keep company with sinners: “In my other letter I told you not to have anything to do with immoral people.” (1 Corinthians 5:9). “We command you, brothers, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you withdraw yourselves from every brother who walks disorderly, and not after the teaching which he received from us.” (2 Thessalonians 3:6).
Jesus delivered sinners from Satan: “Jesus told the evil spirit, ‘Be quiet and come out of the man!’ The spirit shook him. Then it gave a loud shout and left.” (Mark 1:25). But Paul delivered sinners to Satan: “In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when you are gathered together, with my spirit; also, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ; to deliver such a one to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, so that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.” (1 Corinthians 5:4-5).

Different Perspective
Jesus says his sheep will hear his voice and follow him. They will not follow a stranger (John 10:27/5). The voice of Paul is the voice of a stranger. That is what is responsible for the following discrepancies.
Jesus says only the word he speaks is the word of God: “He who has no love for me does not keep my words; and the word which you are hearing is not my word but the Father's who sent me.” (John 14:24). But Paul says the word he speaks is the word of God: “For this cause we still give praise to God, that, when the word came to your ears through us, you took it, not as the word of man, but, as it truly is, the word of God, which has living power in you who have faith.” (1 Thessalonians 2:13).
Jesus says none of the Pharisees kept the law: “Did not Moses give you the law? Even so, not one of you keeps the law.” (John 7:19). But Paul says he kept all the laws of Moses as a Pharisee: “I kept all the righteousness of the law to the last detail.” (Philippians 3:6).
Jesus says the believer will be raised on the last day: “This is the will of the Father who sent me, that of all which he has given me I should lose nothing but should raise it up again at the last day. And this is the will of Him who sent me, that everyone who sees the Son and believes on him should have everlasting life. And I will raise him up at the last day. (John 6:39-40). But Paul says believers are already raised with Christ: “If then you were raised with Christ, seek those things which are above, where Christ is sitting at the right hand of God.” (Colossians 3:1).

Dire Warnings
It is imperative that, as followers of Jesus, we must heed his warnings. A lot of the warnings of Jesus identify Paul as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Take another look at the following.
Jesus says we should determine a prophet by his fruits: “Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. You shall know them by their fruits.” (Matthew 7:15-16). But Paul says we should determine a prophet by whether he agrees with whatever he says: “If anyone thinks to be a prophet, or a spiritual one, let him recognize the things I write to you, that they are a commandment of the Lord.” (1 Corinthians 14:37-38).
Jesus says we should beware of the doctrine of the Pharisees: “Be sure to guard against the dishonest teaching of the Pharisees! It is their way of fooling people.” (Luke 12:1). But Paul remained a Pharisee even after he became a Christian. When he observed that some of the council members were Sadducees and others Pharisees, he shouted: “I am a Pharisee and the son of a Pharisee. I am on trial simply because I believe that the dead will be raised to life." (Acts 23:6).
Jesus spoke of Pharisees who shut the kingdom of heaven against men: “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut up the kingdom of heaven against men. For you neither go in, nor do you allow those entering to go in.” (Matthew 23:13). Make sure Paul, the Pharisee, does not prevent you from entering the kingdom of heaven.


Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/whose-report-believe-2/

justwise:
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You will be able to study and work but you are likely to work within the school.e.g summer exam invigilation, project monitor, summer admission processing etc.

The decision to write and English language test or not will be made by the university after going through your admission application

Thanks man. will surely consult you for further information and advice.

Good job all the gurus.

Please need some basic information regarding working and also studying in UK. I already had my MSc in OAU and with a NEBOSH certificate in occupational health and safety which is accredited in UK.

Am planning to enrol in one of the university in UK for my PhD and currently searching via ukpass.com.

Please what chances do I have regarding studying and also working with my certificate? Also do I need any form of Test of English before I can apply since I had all my academics both BSc and MSc in English

thanks

Lemme give it a try...

Bros...abeg, am I that invisible with my request


I do need some informations and guidelines. Myself and my fiancee are planning on relocating to Canada come next year after finishing her Midwifery. She is a Nurse working in Nigeria. I work in an Hospital as well and with a Master degree and a professional certificate in HSE.
I just need to know the required detailed information that will help to facilitate the process as early as possible so that one can start planning towards it from now.
Thanks in anticipation for your response.

Thanks for this wonderful thread.
I do need some informations and guidelines. Myself and my fiancee are planning on relocating to Canada come next year after finishing her Midwifery. She is a Nurse working with one of the South western state in Nigeria. I work with Federal government too in an Hospital as well and with a Master degree.
I just need to know the required detailed information that will help to facilitate the process as early as possible so that one can start planning towards it from now.
Thanks in anticipation for your response.

Good news on a wonderful Sunday afternoon

tumababa:
waris dis?

The 1st sentence of the post has already answered your question!

DOLLAR = N197
Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president
1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business
2. Our problem is not d government but
our problem is our importers and consumers
3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president
4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise
5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates,
dollar has remained 197
6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches
7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex
8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41
products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market
9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs
10. To survive the pressure of excess
dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes
11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars
12. However that does not mean
that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each
13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.
14. For example u will see a dull girl using
iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced
15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign
product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products
16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency
17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.
Credit: Adetukom Olawale Al Akeem
Culled from nigeriansfornigeria.org

After reading all dis....i have to upload dis conversation.

imagine..."can't lie to my courses"

Good one op, very intellectual. not all dos topics about wearing bra to a party.

Has it occur to any1 that if only the government was looking for the Chibok girls the way PDP is looking for Buhari's Certificate, they would have found them in a month.....

We should all understand one thing only, this leaders misplaced sole priority as President, commander-in-chief to secure life and property of the populace buh rather securing their own selfish interest.