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Someborry Sai Barber.... Barber Someborry Sai Barber.... Barber Barber Barber Barber Barber Barber it's okay.... Barber!!! |
Chief of Staff in-law What kind of journalism is this? Is this natural stupidity or acquired imbecility?? *Spits and walks out of thread* |
Pictures of the Economy bending down and picking something up if not, I relegate this news to the "masquerade" folder... |
The Zombies have invaded the thread. Approach with extreme caution. I repeat approach with extreme caution. Over. |
What's Epic about a piece of clothing on a hangar? |
If Cluelessness was a house, Our Plesident would be the landlord. |
A terrorist group operating via guerrilla tactics will now go to tailor, have their measurements taken and sew uniform This cock and bullshyt is getting out of hand. Lies Everywhere!!! |
She never Chichomchin. Like a Used Condom after sex, the BBOG group has served it's purpose. |
It's no surprise na... Our Inflation rate wants to soar and meet our Bubu in the sky... #IflywithBuhari |
Barber has promised... #IflyWithBuhari
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BiafraudExposed:what pains me the most about this strain of stupidity is the fact that you were carried for nine months, delivered and child dedication was carried out on a supposedly human being.. Alas, you left your brain in your mother's womb. |
egheleghe:This is the kind of stupidity Adolf Hitler saw and wanted to make the whole of Africa a prison. |
I believe he needs a SA on phonetics and phonology... So we can distinguish between pursue and "pashuuu". Sai Barber Sai Dinosaur-in-Chief |
How can a president say Ipob members should come together and vote for a state within a state... And then he goes on to say he will not listen to their grievances.. This level of hypocrisy will make the devil shy |
Please prospective Cross River Brethren signify... |
JideSM:Thanks please remove the post showing my number for scamming purposes. |
JideSM:please deactivate any and every plan on this line.. I've lost close to 1500 due to 100 naira pilferings daily.. I suspect Music and maybe play and caller tunes.. |
Please don't panic people.. They were just soft targets.. The hard targets like the cattle ranch in Daura are safe.. I am raising Alarm on the situation like I promised to do.. Remember when you pight kwarufftzan kwarufftzan pights back... I don't know the depth of hell some people will go to.. God save us all |
I think it's not an Election year.. What are we still campaigning for..? |
My friend you're supposed to be leading from the war front not raising alarm like a coward at the back... Sai Barber.. Giving our country a skin cut since 1914 |
naijaobi:Efulefu who asked you if you're a Biafran.. Iberibe ana gbaa gi okirikiri ni isii |
Going back to bed joor.. Lies whiter than snow... On a black Friday. @lalasticlala |
Been shuffling through Konga and Jumia... Instead of discounts, Jumia app is acting up sef... Several items having the same prices...
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Lying on my bed... The time is 11:58 pm. Two minutes to go.. My dream phone would be mine, or so I think. Fast forward a little.. It is 12:00... I connect my power bank and enable my data.. Jumia here I come. Like a deer searching for water... I'm going through the catalogues.. With bloodshot eyes... I'm looking for my phone... Jumia said 90%off.. So with 12000 or less, I can buy a phone supposed to be worth 23500naira.. After few minutes of searching, the scales fall from my eyes.. Nwanne there's nothing like Santa... No free meal even in Free town. The prices are all the same. Just inflated and deflated and a percentage slapped across.. I think to myself.. Not only Lai Mohammed can lie. Black Friday might be a time prices fall.. But just like snow, it doesn't fall in Africa. If you compared the prices on any other "white day" and on the Black Friday, you'd know what I'm saying.. In conclusion, it's a scam and the Black Friday is a White Lie. |
Please the Civil Engineering students should help us find out if the attacks were structured or unstructured... Thank you. |
Our Vp has suffered oo.. From Mere commissioner to Other Dignitaries.. Uwa nkea sef... |
Arise O' Sleeping Youth of Nigeria!!!
Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu Bello (36),
Effiong (36), Balewa (34) and Okotie-Eboh (27), Enahoro
(27) led the struggle for independence after the death of
Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.
In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna Nzeogwu (29)
and countered by Murtala Mohammed (28), Theophilus
Danjuma (28), Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani
Abacha (23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and brought into
power Gowon (32), Ojukwu (33), Obasanjo (29), Buhari
(24).
Most of the military administrators who governed the states
under the successive military regimes, most of whom are
governors now, were under 30 years.
The brief democratic dispensation which interjected the
military interregnums also saw the House of Representatives
in particular populated by majority of members under 30
years as well as some senators.Under 30s were also not in
short supply with appointments, we have examples of MT
Mbu who became foreign affairs minister at 23 and Pat
Utomi who became a presidential adviser at 27 and so on
and so forth.
NOW:
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sleeping in 3
seater chairs in their parents’ homes?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still collecting
pocket money from their parents?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still writing JAMB?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sagging their
trousers?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still searching for
jobs?Why is it that this age bracket is today no longer
qualified to even be leaders of youth wings of political
parties?
Why is it that this age bracket is today so docile?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still incapable of
feeding itself?
Why is it that this age bracket is today barred by law from
even aspiring to certain political offices?
Why is it that this age bracket is today incapacitated,
unwilling, unable and incapable of asking questions? Copied from Facebook |
abduljabbar4:Look at this RAMadan.. Please don't ever quote me again oo |
Let's the dancing begin....
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I belong to North only... And I belong to my cows only....
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Wetin concern me?
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What kind of journalism is this? Is this natural stupidity or acquired imbecility?? *Spits and walks out of thread*