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Rules of engagement. Finish d moda f***is.

Season of graduation. Guess she didn't make first class!

All I can say is finish him.

Am tired reading NNPC articles mannn!
Just stop making life miserable for Nigerians.
God bless Nigeria and punish our corrupt leaders.

The media in Nigeria is faster than my neighbors WiFi,
We just dont knw wat to believe agn. We saw President Buhari shaking Mr Ovia and thanking d CBN governor for bringing him to Washington for d dinner.
Now mata don change tune.

Because they were made to hype. besides, give it up to our 9ja sisters.
#Respect to d ladies.

1st of all, this sounds like those nollywood movies which features Mama G and Osofia.
2nd of all, disobeying ur mum by not listening to her advise alone has landed u in deep shit to regret.
3rd of all, why should a grown man like u go sit in his uncle's plc?
4th of all, young man get ur ass together and go hustle in d street, are u a learner?

Bro d last time I had a guy took a lady for a trip and she didn't allow him way to P*, he left her there.
But if u insist on taking her, Jere is my opinion.
Try cattle ranch Obudu, or
Yankari in Bauchi, or
Beautiful heels of platuea in Jos, or
Madagascar island, or
Tunisia resort where some tourists were shot, or
Wide life park in Kenya, or
Go to Cotonou and watch imported goods like cars, or
Go to Disneyland in France, 2million naira will serve on both accommodation & feeding.
But my advise to u is, use that money and pay tieth in ur church.

Mr Electronic Money (e-money) all I can see is doz li2 Electronic ladies, No special guest. Meanwhile, no K-CEE. And this made front page?
Oya shakiti if u think he hit.

Merlin and Mother confessor, Seeker.
Doz were d cartoons during our time.

Will this probing affect Gen. Abdusalami Abubakar and Uncle Shegai Mr OBJ? If yes then am quiting.
Not doing agn. If no tell me why.

Pls folks, who is d Minister for Trade and investment? If non, then I don't believe the post.

No member of nairaland shall perish this way by the grace of God almighty

Pls can u ask him who is d President of west Germany?
If truly his wife still makes his food, cos he told us b4 DAT he has his own cook.
Why he likes taking lot of of photograph.
Why Zahra's twitter account was shut down?
If he is going to probe all past presidents or just Mr GEJ?
If he can make StarTimes Show live premier league matches.
If he believes Falcao will score goals for Chelsea.
Pls I need d answers ASAP.

If u believe FALCAO will score a goal for CHELSEA lemme see ur hand up!

Trust me, if say d wife ugly, he won't take her on such trip. #Moral lesson# Make sure u marry a beautiful wife guys.

OP are u a learner? Na Dix process sure pass.

I don't like commenting on married folks, but since is our one and only First Lady Annie, all I can say is #Respect

All I know is Nigeria can never b broke. #May God bless our country.

BREAKING: watch those Americans, d want something massive in return for any help rendered to NIGERIA. #Never trust them

Indomie children of nowadays: Gone are days wen we carry ALUTA on our shoulders.
Ever since I discovered WWE was fake, I said bye bye to Aluta, #Respect

Blackchampion:
Why is PMB looking scareduncomfortable?
.
Must he wear dis his uniform caftan sef

I wonder ooooo,

PIX CAPTION: Obama b like, how fa d GAY stuff we bn talk, are u still interested?
If u say no, we'll not help u fight terrorism and corruption.
Buhari b like: kaiiii Osama, u c....Yemi,Pashola and JAGABAN TRinubu will Penish me fa.

D robbers or thieves are learners. D need flogging b4 orientation.
Good for dem sha, all I can say.
See how dat oda professional robber on bulletproof d look

Lasgidy1:
I'm not here to comment on this thread coz I ain't a football fan. I just want to use this medium to tell my baby, Remi dat I love her despite our incessant quarrels. That u caught me on bed with Shalewa red handed. No be my fault. Its d devil's work

May God forgive u for ur sin (s) having immorality with 2 different girls, u nvr chi chomtin

Just imagining Mikel Obi being Super Eagles Head Coach.... How will his reign be?

Not new, done everywhere. Ppl queue at mosque to get food as well. Don't knw of d shrines and oda worship centers though.

$100,000 dollar's in action

Wen u PER take SK and smoke Filter for d first time, u mistake heaven to b earth and earth to b heaven..

Only 10% real online jobs in Nigeria, out of 101