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RomanceRe: Your First Toasting And How It Went by adaku123(f): 2:22am On Sep 03, 2009
Absolutely Love This Thread grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by adaku123(f): 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2009
Warfy Boy:
John Terry, Mr Chelsea
Messi, JuJu
Robinho, Omomo
bandely:
Drogba                 Baba don show
Essien                  I work pass my money, Afamaco
Crouch                Ogologo
Pizzaro                Woman Wrapper
C. Ronaldo           Ororo
On Point,  grin grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Do You Believe Juju Exists in Football? by adaku123(f): 6:33pm On Sep 02, 2009
@ Kc-Blast

Oh! I asked who wanted it to be proved to them that Juju Exists!! Richy-black volunteered!! So I am Going To Take The Address Of The Jazz Guy From One Of My Aunts So He Can Go and Check!!! LMAOF grin grin grin
SportsRe: Do You Believe Juju Exists in Football? by adaku123(f): 7:40pm On Sep 01, 2009
@ Richy black

ROFLMAO, Seriously!!! I can ask an aunt for the address---BUt you are going alone OHhuh? On your own?? grin grin grin grin grin grin
CultureRe: The Population Of Males Exceeds Females by adaku123(f): 7:23pm On Sep 01, 2009
sexy back:
why are u getting upset?u want me to say what i know when u say what u dont know.
its only frustrated pple dat are as bitter as writing what u`ve written.maybe u dont know what u wrote-that naija guys have turned gay cos none of them out of 120 million finds u attractive enough to marry or date u.sorry dear.pray and fast one will come your way.

guys,one of you shld volunteer to lay this bitch (adaku).
WTF!!  What R U 'Talkin About!! Cant U read B4 u start picking Fightshuh

Were did i even mention nigerianhuh Were did i mention nigeria & gay?? How does my statement appear bitterhuh How do you know dat am searching for a hubby or  not even marriedhuh 

One Word: DELUDED

Leave me alone troublemaker & Get a life Pls
RomanceRe: Your First Toasting And How It Went by adaku123(f): 6:38pm On Sep 01, 2009
follypimpi:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Then in High school,I so much fancy a girl AISHA,i always give her my lunch food,let her copy me when we having exams,to the point i let her hit me several times when we playing but couldnt find the guts to tell her i want her to be my GF,sum new dude got a transfer to my class and everything changed,he was bold he "toasted" and she agreed,i was so angry  that i[b] stopped giving her my lunch food and moved my sit[/b] so she would stop copying me,eventually she got the Message but she still didnt breakup with him.
LMFAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

@ MYSTIKAL

ROFLMAO!!! OMG infront of everyone, grin grin grin grin grin grin[/font]
PoliticsRe: Beware Killer Beans Sent Down To South-West By Buku Haram Terrorist Group? by adaku123(f): 6:03pm On Sep 01, 2009
[quote author=lolly-d link=topic=317586.msg4463181#msg4463181 date=1251822727]when i said you are mumu
some did not believe me
here is the prof
do we even need any prof for this said killer before we believe it, at least we have heard what killer beans did to some family then and you are there asking for what makes it a killer bean
nigerians sha
na wa[/quote]IGNORANCE PERSONIFIED grin grin grin grin grin

ROFLMAO ,  U tried to cure a Genital Sore on NairaLand AND you are calling me a MUMU!!! shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Beware Killer Beans Sent Down To South-West By Buku Haram Terrorist Group? by adaku123(f): 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2009
[quote author=lolly-d link=topic=317586.msg4462424#msg4462424 date=1251816515]try the killer beans first and you shall know what is there

mumu
[/quote]IGNORANCE should be listed as a disability!!!  You shouldn't be allowed to breed!!! Because People With Higher IQ's will not think there is anything Wrong with that Question!!!   angry angry angry angry


Yes!!! What makes the beans a killerhuh How about Information ??Fact?? Scientific Proofhuh For It Being Fatalhuh??

Thats how they said polio vaccine cause sterility in girls which resulted in 1500 children being paralysed and 450million dollars wasted because of Rumours!!!  This isnt exactly the same thing but how about PROOF rather than i heard, they said or whatever,  sighs




PoliticsRe: Beware Killer Beans Sent Down To South-West By Buku Haram Terrorist Group? by adaku123(f): 3:34pm On Sep 01, 2009
WHAT IS IN THIS BEANS THAT MAKES IT A ''KILLER''huh?
TV/MoviesRe: Daniel Craig Is An Insult To The James Bond Persona by adaku123(f): 2:59pm On Sep 01, 2009
Best bond's for me

Daniel craig=== sexy & rugged---has weaknesses(very human) ---Just perfect for the role
Pierce Brosnan=== sexy
Sean connery==rugged
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CultureRe: The Population Of Males Exceeds Females by adaku123(f): 1:05pm On Sep 01, 2009
sexy back:
[color=#000099]i can see that u are frustrated o.so because u dont have a guy to marry u,u then think dat they have all turned gay.think u need to see a psychatric doctor.[b][/b]
Dont be an a$$Hole!! Talk about What You Know and Leave me Alone!!!

Frustrated Kehuh Dont Have Guy 2 marryhuh  grin grin grin Do you know mehuh undecided  NO!!

So Zip it and stop making personal and unfounded assumptions!!!
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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Battled Police In China by adaku123(f): 4:09am On Sep 01, 2009
SeanT21:
Obey the law or deal with the penalty.
Totally Agree!!! Do they think they are in Nigeria!!! They should quit the whining!!! The chinese constantly break the human rights laws for thier own people--- Is it now Nigerians they will treat properly!!! Abeg Let Us hear Word!!!
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by adaku123(f): 3:58am On Sep 01, 2009
Affalatus:
Forgive me for digressing
WTF!!! Affalatus-- Wetinhuh grin grin grin Isnt this for romancehuh Why the freaking essay!!!! Just taking alll the space & You re not forgiven jare-- Sighs

@POST
I personally dont mind a bit of spending! Ok maybe not a bit!!  D difference is that while i want the spending its not a priority!!!

There are many other things i need from the man before money since am very Comfy!!!

However the greedy bitches of this age have made it seem  like every woman is materialistic resulting in men curbing thier spending!!!

Whereas the stingy men can now use these goldiggers as thier excuse for being miserly!!!! Babes blame it on all the Goldielocks of the world!! They spoilt it for everyone cry cry cry cry cry
CultureRe: The Population Of Males Exceeds Females by adaku123(f): 3:27am On Sep 01, 2009
[quote author=George_D link=topic=310367.msg4457314#msg4457314 date=1251729649]i don't believe this. how come there are so many unmarried girls looking
for husbands? grin[/quote]There are many unmarried girls because there are now plenty Gay Guys!! In addition Our eyes have been opened--- So we women want the best-- nothing but the best grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Manhandled, Handcuffed And Detained by adaku123(f): 3:21am On Sep 01, 2009
Very Fishy Story!!! tongue tongue tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by adaku123(f): 10:43pm On Aug 28, 2009
TV/MoviesRe: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by adaku123(f): 9:50pm On Aug 28, 2009
Zulus:
adaku123

There you go running your mouths again. From your warp logic I should take it if Nigerians are crooks and corrupt then the world should view Africans as crooks, right? Wrong. Your huge population does not make you anything!! It does not confer any status on you in Africa.
Zulu!! Zulu!! ZUlu !! U are a real clown!!! Do you think i am going to argue with you about the strengths and weakness of nigeria with someone whose intellect is rivalled by only garden tools!!  U talk about me having a warped logic!! LOL!!! I cant believe you can use that argument when the president of your country--- rofl---who represents your country --- raped slept with a girl who was publicly known to be HIV positive without a condom and thought it was alright since he showered after!!  huh huh huh huh

This same man when asked about pregnancy in South African teenagers said the solution was to confiscate their babies and have the mothers taken to colleges and forced to obtain degrees,  grin grin grin grin grin

He is as sharp as a bowling ball but he leads your country!!! Yet you are here to insult nigerians!!! 

A country were prisoners go on strike!! grin grin grin grin

I can go on about the weaknesses of your country but what do i gain?  Nothing but laffs

A country with so many problems does not have the right to point fingers at another!! Its like a blind man laughing at another man because he is blind!!! Difference is we are working on ours while you are laughing!! Who is the idiot?? huh huh

I suggest you leave this forum or stop referring to me because i refuse to argue with a man/woman who came to a battle of wits unarmed !!! Go away Zulus

TV/MoviesRe: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by adaku123(f): 6:47pm On Aug 28, 2009
Afriq:
If any African thinks that the portrayal of savagery was pinned on Nigerians alone then you are very ignorant. The Aliens in this movie, though grossly ugly are shown to have more emotion while the Africans lead in xenophobic behavior and cannibalism.

Nigerians can lead the outcry because their name is officially out there, but other Africans need to be protest too.
You have pointed out what most african people in general are missing!! Nigeria is the most populous ''black '' country in the world and with one in every four black people coming from nigeria!!!

Therefore we have the right to be a representative of africa!!! Thus for district 9 to boldly insult and resurrect past problems Nigeria as well as most african nations have suffered is a massive slap to every true african!!

Nigeria has like what 250 ethnic groups, which other country can or has survived in the face of this much diversity coupled with opposing religions!! NOne !!!

We have tried and are still trying>> I believe we will recieve our international status at some point!!!! Instead of people complaining--- they should get an education and experience then come and help the country!!!There are many countries such as liberia and sierra leone which wouldnt probably exist if not for Nigeria,
SportsRe: Do You Believe Juju Exists in Football? by adaku123(f): 5:18pm On Aug 28, 2009
If somebody wanted to show some of you here dat juju exists!! How many of you will volunteer huh? If you will say aye!!! Try not to lie grin grin grin grin

FoodRe: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by adaku123(f): 1:25am On Aug 28, 2009
whiteroses:
adaku123 mo ti daku o! i done faint lol those meal looks delicious!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I KNow, 9ja is seriously calllin my tummy cheesy cheesy


Fhemmmy:
u will need to work it out in bed.
Fhemmy, Fhemmy, Fhemmy Wat do virgins workout in bed huh tongue tongue tongue

Outstrip:
Fhemmy the one Adaku posted. The first one with the moinmoin. That's the one I was looking for. That would go well without the moinmoin. We don't want any unneccesary escape of gas during some serious romance from the beans LOL
True grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 9:34pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
You phrased it OK. I understood you said i should go ahead. However, I do not want to tell a lie against you, so do it on my lips so that if i tell him you snoggled me I will not be lying against you wink wink Got it?
You ve been officially snogged grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 8:26pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
Then do it on my lips so that I will not tell a lie against you. wink wink wink
i thougt ee = yes while mba meant no

i thought o di mma = it is ok;/good

So i meant Yes you can tell Him , it is Ok grin grin grin grin

Or Have i phrased the igbo wrongly huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 8:11pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
Arte you sure? Okara gi Obi?
ee!! o di mma grin grin grin



i hope dats rite
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
I will tell him that you kissed me on the lips.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin As U wish!!!! wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 7:59pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
You said ' maka gini'? And I answered, because it appears you are one of the accused.

I na-agbali means you are trying and that refers to your Igbo.
LOL grin grin grin Am trying sha even if i have to blow my own trumpet!!!   tongue tongue

On the other hand, as an engaged woman there is no reason for me to drop my undies to mark my territory!!
aHHH Dats Plain Nasty!!! I repeat EWWWWWWWWW!! grin grin grin

And since you are igbo you get a  kiss kiss kiss kiss on your cheek!!! grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 7:47pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
Maka na O di ka I so na ndi na-em udi omume ahu.   I na-agbali nke oma  undecided
anughi m ihe i kwuru ------I dont understand again!!! LOL grin grin grin

I know na-agbali nke oma means goodnite!!! But I dont know what the rest mean!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 7:34pm On Aug 27, 2009
agabaI23:
Adaku mechie onu.

You are guilty as charged undecided
maka ginihuhhuh (for what)



@agaba 123
mba o dighi mma shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked (its not good)

ana m asu igbo ntakiri grin grin grin grin (I only speak and understand small igbo)
FoodRe: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by adaku123(f): 7:24pm On Aug 27, 2009
YUMMY grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Ladies And Underwears by adaku123(f): 7:03pm On Aug 27, 2009
@Topic [size=14pt][center]EWWWWWWWW[/center][/size]
TV/MoviesRe: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by adaku123(f): 2:23am On Aug 27, 2009
Zulus:
Oh yes, somebody told me to come see how Nigerians are running their mouths that they are the Giant of Africa and claiming everything good in Africa. That is not any where close to the truth. You guys are no  where close to where your loud mouths can take you. I just want you to know there are better countries in Africa. Being populous and living like rats cannot make you a giant.
U have to be Joking !!! Considering Its Like What Maybe Past 3am in SA!!! What You Are Sayin Is Dat You Came TO Tell Us >>>
That We (NIgerians) Are Not The Giants Of Africa by 3am in the morning on a Nigerian Forum AND DAT WE SHOULD SHUT OUR MOUTH ?
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Hisses----If you had a higher IQ you could have been a retard
Jokes EtcRe: Chelsea Fc Jokes by adaku123(f): 1:38am On Aug 27, 2009
@ Poster


Just Dropped in to inform you that the sites were you steal, sorry get the jokes have been updated!!   grin grin grin grin

http://www.paulkavanagh.com/en/Chelsea-Jokes-Joke-Chelski-Football-Club.html
[url]http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~choh/arsejokes.htm[/url]
http://www.humorsphere.com/football/index.htm


PLS SIR!!! GET A LIFE

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