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iLegendd:
Explanation of Number 4, No Skill, No Education, No Degree

There is nothing to explain here, just run mad and start roaming the street — that's where you belong — if you hate both skill and school.

Typing...

lols...i would soon get there.

Words i like the most. 1) hammer.


2) blow.


3)unique.


4) galaxy


5) cosmos


6) universe/multiverse.




Words i can't do without.
1)GOD


2)science

Words that i hate the most.
1) failed


2)disappointed



3)manipulation.


Words i mispelled alot; 1) potassium.always like putting double "t"
2)juditiary,don't even knw if that is correct self.

The wise are learning legend,they are...

What is so important about clean sheet please?

stupidity:
this guy


You just Dey Enter women house go Dey touch “things”

God bless the day I’ll catch someone like you in my fiancé’s house.

fiance's hwz?what would u do?

Offpoint:
Naa, not today.
I don't wanna be attacked, this is Nigeria.

but would u?

Offpoint:
It surprised me how people believed Eve ate a 'Fruit' and gave it to Adam and their eyes was opened.


God commanded Adam and Eve to populate the earth, they were in their youthful age and still growing up.

God has not let them know Vagina and penís is the tools they'll used... and they have no idea, hence they were not ashamed of their unclothedness.

They were warned not to 'ate' play with their genitals or have sex... they may see animals do their stuff but they shouldn't.

God knows the appropriate time, Eve is not Mature psychologically to understand what pregnant will look like.

The center fruit is nothing but genitals, devil still being pissed cuz he was thrown down vow to corrupt God creation. So he took human-like body "A serpent" serpent was the only creation with the closest human resemblance. ( remember it was cursed to today's snake and worse, looking like the very tool devil used was part of his cursed that's why snake got a dìck like look)

Eve was out naked and devil knowing much about sex starts filling Eve head with all kinds of sex sweets talks, since women fall for words and was amazed at the size of devil pènis"It was good for food and she desired it" eve gave him and had sex with the devil. Devil being a bad guy gave Eve different kinda style whom she was blown away with excitement took all she learned and straight to Adam... Adam couldn't withstand crazy stuffs she was doing to him, he gave in and had sex with eve... meaning Satan does round one and Adam does round 2.....

That's were eve got pregnant with twins, one sperm from the devil and one sperm from Adam.... (It's medically proven a woman can carry twins from different father if the time of sex is within same period)


I wish I can type further...

Pastors have no idea why God rejected Cane sacrifice, Cane is the devil seed.
The only way evil penetrate human race is through Cane, Devils has deposited everything he needed to destroy God creation in Cane DNA.


Ignore all errors, I hate proofreading...


There's a lot to type, let me stop here.


It's pitiful most Christians only read the Bible, the Bible has gone through a lot. So many things has been edited out...

There is a part of the bible that said we shouldn't add or remove from the word...
I asked my pastor in Bible studies why some books of the Bible were removed... the answers was "You don't need it"

offpoint hw far na,abeg throw more light for dis matter

welcum home naani. Ubunja is truely a legend

Lamanii22:
No you're wrong... You need to grow up more.

amuse me please,i am waiting...

Dat shouldn't stop u frm getting better.be da best version of yourself

chenzen:
kingdoms has gone to war because of pussies. a wise man prays for self- control.

yeah,especially you,u need dat prayer.

rex444:
we learn everyday tho

cum and pay ur skul fees,dis one is not free of charge o.

chenzen:
what will it profit a man if he fvcks all the pussies in this world and loses his purpose on earth

f^cking pussies is one of da purpose of men,dats why u came with an attach di~k.

Jayslicky:
Nigerian women are smarter than South African women, their own stupidity is out of this world.

dat makes easier to deal with them.by da way is it manipulation u called smartness?

pharrell8:
Actually I don't see reason one will gift his gf something and den collect it back to me its childish, I rather not buy dan buying and collect it later cos of misunderstanding.

they gift out to get what they want.women do more than dat to men.

When he fu>k other gals but hide it from u

ravensckar:
The Lady in black; Balqees.

She's the bomb! Anybody that says otherwise no sabi better thing.

they is nothing "bomb" in those three gals,not even bullets. I think they are nearer to nut-crackers.

virgins anytime anyday.

chenzen:
I live for more... I m too busy

it doesn't seem so china man!

chenzen:
what

how many pus*y have u gotten using dis ur tactics

rex444:
Buh sex isn't everything....what if she connects well with you than the girl U deflowered?

is dat possible? Da more d1ck a woman take,da lesser her connection to da next dude.virgins connect da best.

Dis boy with china name woun't stop all dis sissyness.

Ahmed0336:
Plateau ... Self centred
Benue.... Infidelity and culture
Southwest Dirt
Kd Infidelity

Oga kpatakpata of them all Mbaise ... Bride price

i just spent 3 months in jos here and i notice dat behavior,if u even deny them attention,they get resentful.



Being an indigine frm benue,i would say our gals has ego.suprisingly,i noticed that those charisma attract male species to them.

Just tell her straight up,no big deal.

Vikkoh:

I won't be amazed by technology till I can download FOOD!

it is possible

Mehn i have to re-read dis concept again.very thick

Emeraldgist1:
not always up to 2years...

the first guy was like am kinda difficult to be understood
actually d 2nd was a player which I realized later

hw many goals did da second one scored

In skul here,i hardly talk to anyone except i want something frm u.i and my packs (3 solid friends) roll together.one time,some guys and gals sourround me because i was explaining something they didn't understand to them.a black beauty came and greeted.everyone responded except me.i was engross in what i am doing,and never look towards her a second.



She brought out the pop corn she was selling,telling those guys around me to buy.i guess she noticed i wasn't feeling her presence.guess what miseducationist, she came to da side i was sitting,and started rubbing her as$ on my shoulder's.i tell u, it was purely intentional.i was not moved one bit.she rub and rub her as$(ofcourse i was enjoyning myself ) when she noticed i wasn't giving in to her mere as$ rubbing.she turn around and hit my shoulder saying "good morning" and walk away. I just nodded my head like agama lizard as a naughty smirk plaster my face.

Oche211:
Anything that makes you question whether you are normal shows that you are not normal doing it.

lols dis idoma boy eh

Dechymmytv:
the same God you don't give a damn about?

don't mind him