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Health / Re: Sick Man Dies After Being Delayed By Striking Doctors In Imo State. Graphic PICS by Addicted2Women: 9:06am On Sep 14, 2017

A poor man gets sick and gets abandoned in a local hospital

Buhari gets sick and gets flown to a London hospital

I wish i would one day become the president of Nigeria so i would punish these good for nothing politicians

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Earning N2million Monthly As Schlumberger Engineer (Throwback Photo) by Addicted2Women: 8:22am On Sep 14, 2017

He's probably regretting it now because he's music career is dead

He even made it worse by starting a beef with our Nigerian brother Runtown

He will be sent back to Ghana with a Ghana must go bag

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Celebrities / Re: Yaw Dabo And Vivian Okyere To Wed Soon (Photos) by Addicted2Women: 9:02am On Sep 13, 2017
Marrying a wife for another man

How would he satisfy that ashawo ??

I would rather buy a life time supply of Vaseline
Celebrities / Re: Adewale Adeleke Goes Wild At A Club In London (Photos) by Addicted2Women: 9:19am On Sep 12, 2017
Stupidity

Only ignorant fools go to the club

I can buy a $7000 champagne, stay in my house watching football and drink myself to stupor

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Air Force Bombs Boko Haram Building In Borno (video) by Addicted2Women: 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2017

Another lie for gullible kids

They must have evacuated the Boko boys to Aso Rock or a safe location and bombed an empty Forest and empty houses

Since Buhari became the president, when was the last time you saw the Nigerian Army fighting Boko Haram,
arrested a Boko Haram member ?? Meanwhile, their Commander in Chief Dr. Shekau is somewhere right now swallowing Amala and Ewedu


Bunch of jokes

Any war against Boko Haram is a war against the North - Mohammed Buhari (2014)

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Romance / Re: "Do You Know Fore-play"Raunchy Facebook Chats Of Man With 11yr Old Girl Go Viral by Addicted2Women: 1:41pm On Sep 11, 2017
AfricanElite:
carry your dead body go .. i don't have ur time

RIP English
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack Passengers Along Kaduna/Gwari Highway, Kill 2, Injure Others by Addicted2Women: 1:39pm On Sep 11, 2017

Meanwhile they have produced about 4 Nigerian presidents

1 Nigeria

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Romance / Re: "Do You Know Fore-play"Raunchy Facebook Chats Of Man With 11yr Old Girl Go Viral by Addicted2Women: 10:07pm On Sep 10, 2017
AfricanElite:
Just shut your mouth up... you're among the foolish mothers will have in Nigeria. leave your child will Facebook or Whatsapp, and she'll be kidnapped.. rape till small.. useless woman. They'll never take correction until something bad happen to them, they'll now be looking for public sympathy.

Village goat.

You're sitting in some hut in ogun state talking shiit.

11 year old kids in your country do not use phones because they're in a 3rd world country

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Health / Re: I Slept With 180 Prostitutes In 4 Years: Are These Signs & Symptoms Of HIV? by Addicted2Women: 3:22pm On Sep 10, 2017

Calm the fucck down

This is not how you get HIV

You always use condoms but have had 5 broken condoms ?? No fluid were exchanged ?? No seminal fluid or blood ??

There are only 2 ways you can get infected with HIV

1. Through blood

2. Through seminal fluid (sperm or vaginal discharge)

Relax bro

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Romance / Re: "Do You Know Fore-play"Raunchy Facebook Chats Of Man With 11yr Old Girl Go Viral by Addicted2Women: 2:47pm On Sep 10, 2017
enabledgoddess:
why give her a phone in the first place ? worse still allow her to own a social media account? what is wrong with the 21st century parents ? all in the bid to emulate the white .

This is 2017 not 1954

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Romance / Re: "Do You Know Fore-play"Raunchy Facebook Chats Of Man With 11yr Old Girl Go Viral by Addicted2Women: 2:41pm On Sep 10, 2017
This is sad

Who do i blame for this ?? The parents ?? In this day and age, 6 year old kids do have iPhone 6 and laptops, they don't wanna go play outside, they only want to be on the internet all day long

As for the pedophile, i wish he tried that shiit with my daughter, he would have been dead by now

As for the people asking why an 11 year old kid has a phone, this is 2017 not 1943

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Family / Re: Mistakes Men Make While Choosing A Wife In Nigeria by Addicted2Women: 9:14pm On Sep 08, 2017
Nigerian girls are Queens, you can't go wrong having one as a wife

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Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 9:05am On Sep 08, 2017
NarnieSnyper:


Brah, that's black American ghetto way of speaking. Think of it as their own pidgin english. If you notice, it's mostly Blacks , Hispanics in the slumps that speak that way.

Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends
Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 9:03am On Sep 08, 2017
AfonjaBoston:


Do not throw stones if you live in a glass house.

You are telling your father to shut up?


I will slap the taste out of your mouth
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Petting Lions & Cheetahs (Photos) by Addicted2Women: 8:58am On Sep 08, 2017

The caption should be " Jim Iyke gambling with his life "

I've been to that zoo, the zoo keepers would feed the Lions 60 whole fat cows every hour and then people would take pictures with the lazy overfed sleepy Lions

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Business / Re: Fake 1000 Naira Note From Zenith Bank, Dutse Alhaji Branch In Abuja by Addicted2Women: 7:35am On Sep 08, 2017
Hh
Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 8:08am On Sep 07, 2017
AfonjaBoston:



This is Ebonics not English calm the Bleep down

Shut up

Ebonics are African American lingua

These are American grammatical blunders
Career / Re: Wow!! See What This Pretty Slay Queen Does Just To Make A Living by Addicted2Women: 7:38am On Sep 07, 2017
queenblossom:



Point Of correction. A slay queen simply means a well dress lady.

Well dressed lady like

Ifunanya Thompson

Phat chyna

Were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents do happen
Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 7:28am On Sep 07, 2017
vickvan:
The one that made me go crazy was this statement. "If you have not gotten your materials, go and got yours". Please, don't ask who made that statement.

Everything is correct except using the "and" in come "and" get yours instead of come get yours
Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 7:11am On Sep 07, 2017

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

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Literature / Re: 10 Embarrassingly Non-existing Phrases That Are Hurting Your Writing by Addicted2Women: 7:06am On Sep 06, 2017

Only uneducated blokes and slay girls should be on this thread.

What educated person uses words like poke, complimentary cards and screen touch ??

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Car Talk / Re: The 2019 Aston Martin DBX Design Has Been Completed And It’s Mirrorless (photos) by Addicted2Women: 8:06pm On Sep 05, 2017
Mirrorless ??

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Romance / Re: I Am Leaving Behind My Love, For Greener Pastures Abroad. by Addicted2Women: 11:55am On Sep 05, 2017

I would disown you if you were my son

He told you the truth, if you disobey him, you would lose your relationship with your brother, your sponsor, your traveling abroad for a greener pasture and sadly that girl that brought those calamities to you, i warned you.

That same girl would divorce and abandon you if you go broke to a point where you can't pay your rent

What do you plan to marry her with ?? Take care of her and your kids with ?? Sand ??

There are millions of good girls that are 300% better than your girlfriend you would choose from after making money

Being broke is the worst thing that would happen to you

I use to feed my younger brother, bought cars and houses for him, he Abandoned and insulted me when i went broke, my own blood brother i did everything for,
thank God i was able to bounce back and now even richer than him

Good luck with dying for love

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Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun": Girls That Know Too Many People Are Only Good For Sex" by Addicted2Women: 11:42am On Sep 05, 2017
Ontarget:

Your post is a load of crap. So its allowed for guys to know many people while it shouldn't be allowed for girls to know too many people? There is nothing absolutely wrong if a girl knows many people or gives out her number easily. If you don't like it just say you personally don't like it and not trying to sound like it's BAD for a lady to know lots of people. This is a version of the silly mentality you guys have believing guys should mingle anyhow while ladies should not mingle.

I'm sorry for your lame ass

You're the type of fool that gets cheated on, cries about it and still be dating the biitch

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Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun": Girls That Know Too Many People Are Only Good For Sex" by Addicted2Women: 10:07am On Sep 05, 2017
7inches:
Na d only thing una sabi.
I dnt blame u shaa its girls that caused all this themselves.

See this tout i met the other day that was finding it difficult to express himself with simple english.

You're a demented rat

Do you know the meaning of tout ??

You can't even write good English

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Celebrities / Re: A Visit To Kalakuta Republic Museum: Fela & His 27 Wives, Grave, Pants & More by Addicted2Women: 10:04am On Sep 05, 2017

28 wives and still died of HIV

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Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun": Girls That Know Too Many People Are Only Good For Sex" by Addicted2Women: 9:50am On Sep 05, 2017
Although this is sad but let's not fool ourselves, he is absolutely 200% correct

That's the most intelligent thing I've heard a Nigerian say

Girls that know too many people are only good for sex

Why would she be giving out her phone number like it's candy ??

Why does she know many people ?? Because she's friendly, social and outgoing, do you know the type of girls that are very friendly and social ?? The type of girls that doesn't say "No"

I have a degree in womanology, i should know all these

It is very very easy to have sex with girls not to even talk about a girl that is very social and knows too many people, she's bad news already

If your ex girlfriend still has your contacts and she's already in a relationship with someone else, it's very easy to fucck her anytime you want

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Culture / Re: Suitor Dies In Katsina Marriage Flogging Game by Addicted2Women: 9:10am On Sep 05, 2017

What a weak man

I took my 80 strokes of the cane and my brother's 70 lashes like a champ

They flogged me like i stole something from them, i don't know if they were angry because an igbo guy(me) is marrying their daughter

I heard they have increased the number from 80 to 400, that's the only reason why i haven't gotten a 2nd wife, i don't want to end up on the Nairaland new like this man

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Career / Re: What Do You Do When You Are Bored At Work by Addicted2Women: 7:03am On Sep 04, 2017

Call my girlfriend with a hidden phone number, change my voice and start threatening her

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Religion / Re: What Happens When People Die? (find Out) by Addicted2Women: 9:25am On Sep 03, 2017


You're a fool if you think Heaven or Hell really do exist.

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Education / Re: What Was The Nickname You Gave To Your Teacher In School. by Addicted2Women: 10:38pm On Sep 01, 2017
muller101:
Undertaker. I hope he is not on nairaland

Bishop uzodike ??
Politics / Re: Etim Mesembe, Councillorship Aspirant Killed In Calabar (Graphic Pics) by Addicted2Women: 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2017

Stupidity

You're a little biitch if you need a gang to look tough

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