₦airaland Forum

JasonScoolari:
sarrki my man!

I never even type, you don rush quote me....


Anyway, it's a good thing you know how much I love Bukky Saraki, BUT calling the drug baron my nightmare? You're actually right....

A mouth odour like that can change the dream of Martin Luther to a horrible nightmare.

mosho2good:
NAIJA OF OLD I MISS YOU OO!������
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1. I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms, U Remember na?? ���
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2. D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced coloured water tied in nylon we called it “lolly”���
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3. D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit.��
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4. D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in Calabar.���
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5. Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
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6. The days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief
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7. D days of mama & papa play
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8. The days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change U̅r style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau?
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9. Those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy’s hanger as d steering
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10. Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
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11. The days when voltron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoon.
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12. D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv and sunday rendevous by1:30pm
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13. Those days when we say ‘leke leke give me white finger’
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14. Those days when eleganza pen was d best
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15. D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out
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16. D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm
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17. D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
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18. D Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs.
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NOTE: If you didn't experience any of the above, then you should be calling me sir. I'm not your mate. ..

LewsTherin:
Please understand this. Family planning is the method or methods used to space and control the number of children a couple have. It is not the IUD or injection or tablet. Those are part of family planning methods.

Using condoms, or calculating safe periods are also valid family planning methods.

Abayor7:
Shed more light pls

Amarabae:
I just don't like this lady and her crap music

iyke926:
You don't expect a dick to lay low, when young ladies dress in sexually provocative ways revealing things that makes a nigga go crazy.

Dress nicely and respect yourself...then no one will harass you.

Luckysbab:
Alright. Just ensure you take your meds in the right proportion.

Get well soon okay?

Luckysbab:
You did yourself in. I suppose you didn't have behavioral training as a teacher, for you to have lost it this way on a public forum. Disgraceful!

sofiscatedmoron:
afonja snd crime
anywhere u see afonja you will know

namiji2598:
this world has really got me pissed up
am tired of this life brothers
all am asking from nairalanders is their prayers after tonight,
the doors of heaven are open for me already,
I dnt really like committing suicide, but I think thats the only way out,
am gonna miss u all brotherz
ohhh lord forgive me

johnmattew:
should we believe what everyone say on Twitter?


bloggers can be very stupid.....if I tweet that obasanjo dated aisha buhari,bloggers will foolishly believe

solmusdesigns:




Everybody bagging endorsement and gift prizes, from China NEPA Jeep, to Vacation in Spain to Chinco Phones

then thier came Tacha with her Big God sponsors cruising in with a Landcruiser that Senators beg to buy, with a Police Inpector guarding her with a fully loaded AK47 riffle and a driver at her beck

Tell me how we are going to advise young girls that Olosho and Instagram twerking doesnt pay, when in true terms it pays in dollars, landcruiser and trips abroad


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Jamiubond009:
make una pity Tacha small nah

Bantino:
Hahahahahaha


See her here, forcing herself to be relevant

MelesZenawi:
Thank you....Thank you..

My guy....One love...

I love this...

Don't worry when you visit anambra again, let us know.

You deserve a title "Nwanne di na mba 1 of Igboland" .....With full honour.

MelesZenawi:
Is alright.

Everywhere colourful.

May your reign be long....Obi of Onitsha.

Wickedtruths:
Supreme ko, Ecowas Court ni.

Nass election petitions end in the Court of Appeal

KingAzubuike:
Does anyone knows you or the father that gave birth to you?

Moreover you have no idea who you're talking to

KingAzubuike:
Next time you specify that it's Nigerian immigrants in Australia that came to welcome him. Nobody knows him there and he might end up dashing free tickets and drinks so people can come and watch his show.

Teeklef:
Him wan use EFE's scope on us..... Warri ko, ughelli ni.

Thisis2raw:
Don't even understand how this man lost relevance. I see him now as a HB (Houseboy)