₦airaland Forum

ismhab: I HATE REAL MADRID.

Obviously' U are either a Man U fan or Barca fan... These 2 teams are Haters'

Michael buble: Home

afam4eva: I thought this match was for tomorrow...

Yes it is... This is Friendly... Exact time tomoro' make u sitdown wit ur T.V, dem go show em 4 yu'

johnstar: do u watch ball @all , dn u noe its uefa

Na wa 4 yu ooo' He asked a simple question' dat requires a 'Yes or No' ansa, and maybe with lil explanation... Simple'

Dat cow(valdes) made a couple of saves later ON' bt dose 2goalz wey hugain & Ronaldo score' Haba, if na Cech' Na one-hand e go use catch/stop d ball. Bounce em 4 ground twice and kick out...

hehehehehe' I dey laff...abeg, mak una see wetyn Alata(Arteta) play...

dipo+:
Ferguson must be seeing Hazard in his nightmares cos that guy is a demon.

Hazard has played only 3 games or so but is already going to be the best player in the league. You can tell that much

yu can say dat again... Harzard na my person na... If yu tink say, na lie. Stab me' if my blood no go comot in BLUE color'

*Sits & crossess legs lukin solemn* Come, dipo, mukina & oda assnal fans. Lemme tel yu wat d future holds 4 ur Team...No single trophy 4 una, 4 d nxt 13yrz

dipo+:
You must love stoke stock fish

lolz

Nice clearing @stoke-city'

dat Gervinho guy' na minus 1

dipo+:
Are you related to Clifford Orji?

Smetimes' especially, wen ur Team(assnal) is to be eaten raw'

24min played so far' no goal-keeper has been tasted... So e don bad like diz 4 assnal...

hisses# wit al d gragra' see d freekick sef'

oboi' assnal go suffer today no be small'

ebamma: gervinho to score one, cazorla to add another,podolski to complete it 3 nil

you wish'

Take note: Another Assist 4rm Hazard'

Toresssssssss' What a Classic strike'

Messi(10)+Ronaldo(7)= Hazard(17)

ifyalways: Pagan, your people as in a Nigerian tribe?interesting. Please who are your people ?
@topic, no idea as to why Indians prefer cremation.

lol

Atlanta'96 - Abacha
Gold - 2
Silver - 1
Bronze - 3
Total - 6

Sydney'00 - Obasanjo:
Gold - 1
Silver - 2
Bronze - 0
Total - 3

Athens'04 - Obasanjo:
Gold - 0
Silver - 0
Bronze - 2
Total - 2

Beijing'08 - Ya radua:
Gold - 0
Silver - 1
Bronze - 3
Total - 4

London'12 - Goodluck
Gold - 0
Silver - 0
Bronze - 0
Total - 0

Let's have Patience and wish them Goodluck..

nasty45: CARRY YUR TRAY JOR,MONEY NO DE THE GAME THAT'S Y CHELSEA NO SERIOUS

I tell yu... Na cups we wan win dis season... Not tray...

@Op: Hating gets you no-where' Av a safe trip...

Did I view dis sh!t 4rm d frontpage Smh

Pls kindly help on this...
I gat a girlfrnd(Grace), who has a very close frnd(Bunmi). I school far way North and she skoolz down south-west(Ogun state) and her frnd, Bunmi skoolz and baze in Lagos. Around April 2nd this year, I was informed that Bunmi is dead due to chronic typhoid or so. So, dayz later, after the incident I called Grace to console her over d lost of her frnd, but from her voice, I realized she didn't knw her frnd, Bunmi is gone. So, I asked her, when was the last time she heard from Bunmi, she told me last week(March 25th) and she has bin tryin to reach her but her fone numba is not goin tru... @ dat moment, I felt so cold and sad. I cudnt tell her, wat happened... Since then, each time we talk on fone, she wil say to me: 'I aven't heard 4rm Bunmi 4 a very long time and I am afraid. I pray nothing is wrong with her' This one word she says al d time, cut me like a sharp knife right into my heart... Its more than 4 months Bunmi is gone now and she doesn't knw yet... And now, She is looking forward to visit Lagos, after dis Ramadhan 2 knw wadup with Bunmi... Pls should I tell her, Bunmi is dead and how do I tell her

This is intresting
But how does she clean her bum-bum wen she poo

@poster: smetin yu shud knw. For the guy to av the courage to pull ur girl close and kiss her. I dnt want to believ dere are meetin 4 d first time# What kinda kiss? Was it a tender kiss or a deep kiss Do yu knw how cute and charmin d guy is? Maybe d guy gat sexy eyes & lipz. Ur babe cudnt resist# To me ooo' dat guy don kenez ur babe home and away# !!! Datz why she told yu a guy kissed her# Guilty Conscience dey disturb her' cos she don giv ur food out for anoda guy to taste

Rubbish'

Since $3 has bin returned to the 3men' that means dey av only paid $9 each' Sum= $27... And they are charged the sum of $25... So, $27-$25=$2(this is d 2dollar wit d bellboy). So, $25(amount charged to stay in d hotel)+$3(amount returned to d 3men)+$2(amount wit bellboy)=$30.... No dollar is nowhere#

Kai' Woman ąπ∂ easy manipulatin heart' Forget ąπ∂ Forgive him na' Nonsense' Kick †ђع Bastard out of ϋя Life...

Dem cari razor blade help yu scrap yur head to cure ϋя lapa-lapa(ring-worm)!!! Yu come ontop nairaland update say, na yur barber cut ϋя hair wit Clipper 4 yu #GodIsWatchingYouº°˚#