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Grazing route to where nah?

We are not in the 60s where there
was free grassland everywhere to go and
graze.

Now, land no even dey for farming
anywhere unless you clear forests.

This man no well❗️❗️☹️☹️

Abeg, make una no publish
my name biko.... ☹️

Loewe:
How did you insert these emojis bro?

Not all keyboard emojis can appear
Nairaland site .

☺️ ☹️ ☠️ ✨ ♥ Are the common ones
amongst others. Use them when they
match your comments. ✌️✌️✌️




It's about time lalasticlala & crew
upgrade the Nairaland emojis from the dead, Lifeless, prehistoric, pre-Microsoft Windows™
emojis on this forum & take them to
the Ne❌t Le✔️el ❗️❗️☹️

☹️❗️❗️This is what happens when you
ban oloshos.

Men suffering extreme & chronic
konjilitis will begin focusing on innocent
girls.❌❌❌

Even oloshos get their use for society ❗️❗️

☠️☠️ ❌With this level of skin loss, both of them are as good as dead❗️❌❌ ☠️☠️

Runs no dey pay...❗️❗️

Who send you❓❓☹️☹️☹️



Tax, tax& borrow, borrow master❗️❗️❌☹️☹️

The plot thickens..


Truth is, GEJ wasn't a good president,
but Buhari is such a disaster that we are
even missing GEJ.

Buhari wants to come to an understanding
with GEJ so that his failed government will
not be investigated or probed.

✨✨ His making more noise outside
the music industry while Wizzy &
Odogwu are now intercontinental
megastars... � ✨✨✨

Las, las, runs no dey pay❗️❗️


Any gehl that posts pictures of
her backside on social media is
automatically a runs gehl, quote me❗️⭕️⏪







































❌❌ Meanwhile, there is the innocent
looking suspect.
Youths of today have no conscience❗️❗️☹️

Specifically, what crime has the
man committed under the law❓❓☹️☹️☹️

If leaders, elites & traditional rulers
from the north can't stand up with one
voice & call for the resignation of the
most incompetent leader in the history
of this country, then it's a pity & God
will never forgive them. ☠️☠️☠️


Just imagine that 1% of these killings
happened during a southern or Christian
president, na so we for no hear words &
they would have marched their
illiterate masses to Abuja to protest.❌❌


The north has been totally demystified
by their own son...☹️☹️☹️

The problems Buhari has created
pass GEJ power ❗️❗️

Only a fearless & decisive man can
navigate this country out of the mess.

Failing, this country should just divide
& let Fulani keep on murdering and
enslaving Hawoosas in the north.❌❌☹️☹️

☺️☺️ With me, fried rice can be eaten
for breakfast, lunch or dinner✌️✌️✌️

Where the pictures when she
never begin bleach❓

For say men too dey wear makeup,
dem for fine pass all the women..

Women are really cheating men with
their fakenesss.

⏩Fake hair
⏩fake booobs
⏩Fake nyash
⏩Fake completions
⏩fake eyelashes
⏩Fake eyebrows
⏩Fake lips
⏩Fake nails
⏩Fake accents
⏩Fake backgrounds
⏩fake poooscis


❌If I become president, first thing I
go do is to ban hair importation & sales.❌

Even 70 year old women dey wear
fake hair❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

❌❌Under Buhari, Nigerian Army
habitually cook up stories of "victories"
& go and dig up old pictures to
support their fabrications...❗️❗️☹️☹️

We are watching

Optimistguy1969:
Oga, that date or day is like any other day.
Who wan die go die.
Death no dey come meet people inside house?
Car no dey ram into building and people go kpai?

Guy, just rest.

For say dem no travel that day, Shebi
dem for see 2022❓

For history of Nigeria, how many people car don kill inside house❓

⏩TV killed radio

⏩Video killed TV

⏩Cable killed video

⏩Internet killed cable

⏩Analog Mobile phone killed landline

⏩Satellite phone killed analog Mobile

⏩ GSM killed satellite phone

⏩ Blackberry killed 1st killed Nokia & Co

⏩iOS & Android killed Blackberry™

⏩What will kill iOS & Android❓❓


Probably 5G Network..

☹️☹️☹️ Yahoo ➕➕➕


These gehs no dey hear word❗️❗️❗️

Why keeping the body of this
very young couple for 2 weeks before
burial❓☹️


As a policy, I don't travel or move about
unnecessarily on 31st December, because
many people who woke up Hale and
hearty that day will still not see 1st January❗️


RIP..

Na mumu go kee this Fulani man....❌❌❌☹️

❌❌These are the dangers of runs... ☹️❌ ❌

These economic battles are good and
necessary for each region to know
who is more dependent on who for
survival.

That east should start making arrangements
to source cattle from Cameroon.

I've always felt that one of the best
ways to fight Fulani is to specifically
boycott the white Fulani cattle & thereby
make the cattle valueless. They will
come begging, because Hausa & Fulani
can't afford to eat even 0.1% of the
cattle they breed in the north.

The south on the other hand must be
ready to pay high for beef from other
sources and goats in the short run ..

God no curse us with cow meat.

Our border officials are experts
at impounding rice & foodstuffs, but
they never seize weapons or bandits..

But we have not been given the
full story nah...

⏩The South has a high population
density while the north has a lower
density due to their large land mass,
so, it appears the north is not heavily
populated.

⏩For example, imagine that all the
millions of Igbos, the land area or size
of their five combined States is not up
to Kano, Kaduna, or even any single
state in Northern Nigeria.

⏩Again, imagine that you take 200 people
And crowd them unto a lawn tennis court
& you take 400 and put in a football pitch,
it will look as if there are more people
on the tennis court because of the density.

⏩The whole of Lagos State may not be
up to 3 local government area in some
States.


Finally, the Muslim north breed like
rats or rabbits. A beggar may have 4
wives and 27 children who he has no
plans to take responsibility for.

An average family will have 5 to 10
children that receive no training
whatsoever. They just believe in an
unproductive population to show the
south.

What has a retired General &
Commander In Chief of the Armed forces
got to say❓



"I am shocked & condemn the
attack"

Those traffic robbers are ruthless,
but when they get arrested, you'll
see how wretched they look...☹️☹️☹️


✨Meanwhile, l love ♥ those hairy hands..
It's a sign of better things 'under'. ☺️☺️


The driver had suspicious looking eyes.

As dem ban cows, las , las na
donkeys & horses go suffer am . ❌❌