₦airaland Forum

Nuttella:
What did you use to grease the top of your bread for it to be this brown? I like brown bread top.

Nothing was used for greasing
the top of the dough.

If you use a small or medium size electric oven
that has heating element up & under,
set at the correct temperature settings,
you are bound to get even browning
on your bread.

This gorilla monsoon??

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Life means nothing in Nigeria
official circles..

Why should the policemen go on
the highseas without lifejackets?

This is pure negligence on the part
of the police authorities..


Autopsy should be conducted as
I don't trust these politicians..



Diaris God...

If northerners don't come together
and condemn Jubril Al Sudan with one
voice, the security situation will only
worsen as the Hausas are caught between
the Fulani & Kanuri criminals & insurgents.


Enough of the hypocrisy!!

Jungle Justice....


Una catch person finish come
talk say him die for shootout.


I have zero sympathy for these ruthless
miscreants, but no need to lie.

Something light for breakfast,
homemade bread & sardine salsa ☑☑☑

Nigerian Army has lost the
ability to fight but have become
experts in telling lies & generating
fake news

Mumu of the century....

He was a really big time man.
His children will be happy to announce
his passage into the beyond.


His obituary will read like this;

"With gratitude to God for a life
well spent......... & so forth"✅✔✅✔✅





But when you live nothing but debts
for your family, your obituary will read;


" With heavy hearts, we regret to
announce the untimely death......' and so on❎❎❎❎"

These Biyyafrans!!!


Imagine a student murdering &
robbing his professor !!

I hope a rival doesn't arrange
for him to be kidnapped & probably
killed.
.
The money & stakes are too high.


You can be sure police & army are
getting their cut.

A mall isn't a sign of progress.
the real sign of progress is production
& industry.

Most of the goods to be sold here are
from Chinese industries.

Armed men shot, killed &
robbed a victim & they are
"Suspected" to be armed robbers?


Nigerians & their terminologies!!




The convenient POS system is
too risky for Nigeria, where even
heavily guarded banks & bureaus de change
are attacked in broad daylight.

Amotekun shouldn't bring themselves down
to the level of hisbah in northern Nigeria that
specializes in breaking beer bottles, chasing
jeans wearing youth & forced barbing of young boys
while murderers & kidnappers are allowed to
operate unchallenged in the same Northern Nigeria.

Gamesmart:
Another fooolish, moronic contribution from a half-literate.

What road project will cost such?

This is as foolish as asking "has the US ever built a car that cost as much as a plane"?

Only a bush, ignorant buffffoonish
charlatan like you can make such a
senseless post..

It appears you don't know that many
cars are costlier than some airplanes.

You also are too ddimwitted to know
that 1km of some roads costs more than
1km of rail.

Keep coming to SM with such a childish
moniker to advertise your infantile ccretinism.⚠⚠⚠

All that this our useless Army
command can do is to threaten
civilians but run away from Boko
Haram.

Your lack of presence in such rural
areas leaves the villagers at the mercy
of BH, who come at will to kill or plunder
the villages.

There are many reports of our army
refusing to answer distress call, when
such communities come under attack &
you people are here issuing this
nonsense warning..

Go & defeat the terrorists instead of
issuing these fake threats.

Has Nigeria ever spent 1 trillion naira
on any road project in this country?

Yet, we are borrowing money to build
road into the poorest desert country
in the world because Buhari has relations
from that country Niger republic.

Senator engaging in a street brawl.


How did this thug get into the senate?

It will end when God removes you &
the other useless service chiefs & their
inept, clueless commander in chief.

Bubu & his fake quota system general.

Damn you all.

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Rice that was N5000 before
the arrival of this dead man??

A totally nonsense post.

Visit such a place in this Fulani kidnappers
infested northern Nigeria?

God forbid.

Have you forgotten what they did
to an oyibo woman tourist & her friend in
Kujama Castle in Kaduna State last year?

Then, we the people should
impeach & remove Jubril, because
old age is impeding his originally
small mental & reasoning capacity.


The north must rise up against him
& the rest of the country will follow.


Anything under this man has
failed.

When your cassava & pikin Don
tear dem kpekus finish, you move
to a fresher, tighter kpekus with
better 'grip'........


Smart man❕❕❕


I think I'll copy your heartless
style. Its all about the kpekus,
no love.

NA you carry her go Sheraton nah..


How did she do wrong by ordering
ordinary rice & salad? Abi you want
her to chop "without"❓


You were just a cheap dude trying to
live above your power.❎❎

This country should just
divide so that people who want
to remain in the year 600AD (when
the religion of pees came about)
can remain there & be slaughtering
their brothers like eid el-kabir ram.

IPOB Amaka & money...



Tufiakwa❕❕❕

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Ei-Rufai, the demolition dwarf
of northern Nigeria!!

Buhari & his incompetent clown
so-called security chiefs should just
resign.


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But on the other hand, nothing will change
until the timid & sheepish northerners
protest in one voice..


It is ridiculous & a travesty that the rest of the
country should be coexisting with these
northerners & their savage religious
cultures of extremism.


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The man has used the Benue
State money to cultivate hundreds
of privately owned hectares of rice which he is expecting to sell at 25k per bag.

All his farm workers are under the
payroll of Benue State government.

This is the same governor who has
enslaved his people as he could not pay
the 18k minimum wage, talk less of 30k.

He & Kogi state governor have been
competing over the position of the
worst governor in Nigeria.

Remember, a few years back, he empowered
his youth with brand new wheelbarrows!!

In these tough times of high cost
of traveling, instead of them asking
him to teach them how to fly, they are
trying to kill him...

Black man, black sense.

I have all the qualities except 3 ❎❎

Those Sugar daddies dey give
good money & they insist on skin to skin.

The problem is that, most of them
have AIDS & syphillis but have the money
to buy expensive drugs to maintain a
good, healthy appearance..

Are you ready to gamble with your life?

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The gehl set no serious; a single girl
just schooling & schooling. E be like
say settle down no dey her matter. Hope
she no be "Amaka"?