₦airaland Forum

Wise guy.....

He waited 8years for the parents to finish
paying all those heavy medical school fees &
has now come to harvest..

Check am well,
e go be Ijebu dude.

Dem wayo na die!!!

OK nah..

Accidental discharge on my mind!!!

So, this man set up car company
just to dey service government?

Na so Dem dey run car manufacturing
company ?

So, what happens if govt decides
to stop buying?

You must diversify you market outlet.

Madam shall displaying some
new styles in 'the other room's tonight.

But why the 'Touching Body' nah ??

I must commend the tenacity &
ingenuity of the Haram chaps, who are
able to adapt & build such a facility to aid
their war effort in the wilderness.

Meanwhile, the Nigerian army who have a very
large factory dedicated to making arms &
ammunition (Defence Industry Corporation DIC)
in Kaduna, headed by a General
cannot even produce a simple
bicycle spoke .

Instead we go to America & Europe,
cap in hand , with our hard currency,
begging for weapons & they will still be
posting us & posing
for us & telling us "go come".

Baba go slow is just a robotic drone.

A grandfather, conjuring such lies...

Afonjamyelitis!!

iragbmite:
Puuusy is very elastic.

So, you are not aware that everything
has an elastic limit?

If you continuously pull it beyond that limit,
it will never go back to its original size again.

Don't confuse this with childbirth which only happens
once in awhile. Though too many births will
not help matters.

That is why, overweight people that lose
so much weight always end up with excessive
hanging, loose skin that must be removed by
surgery.

They know that, with the
mileage on that Kongo ,

if you take a 'bite', you may takeoff for good.



Especially if she went to Unilag
or Uniport.

First time I am sighting a Igbo
in the UK.

But sure say no be Italy be dis?

The lady may just be an Italian Olosho
this guyman dey take pose.

Parents dey really suffer!!

You expend money, hope & emotions
sending a daughter to school.

In school, she becomes a junky
nymphomaniac intimacy gadget to some
yeye boys.

She then dies in such a manner, bringing
shame & aprobium to her family.

Tufiakwa!!

Thieves thief From thief........

I smell scam.
Birth of triplets are usually celebrated and
carried in the news.

When she born?
Where she born?

These may be 'Rent a baby' scam.

The mothers (maybe baby factory mums)
of the kids may be given 500 or more, daily.

The babies are already 'working '
at less than 5 months.

Very true, especially with Airtel.

Called customer service several times
but they said it was my usage rate.

But since most people are complaining,
the issue must certainly be of their making.

I suspect they have secretly increased data
rates without making it public.

It is the nature of buharis govt to
continuously inflict pain on the people.

Maybe they were told not to announce the
increase until after the elections.

These security heads,

They will tell you that the road
is safe now

But go to the train station, you
will see them struggling to buy tickets
for their family members.

Who is fooling who??

Abomination!!!

Black man & dutty... 5 & 6

Tufiakwa!

The way dis man dey talk
on agriculture, it seems to him there were
no farmers in Nigeria before the coming of APC,
while in fact, their coming took agriculture
and food security / affordability backwards.

They claim to be saving billions of dollars,
yet all govt activities are been financed by loans
From China & the middle East.

APC didn't even bother to do
any fundraising.

They simply used govt money.

Knowing he was married,
what were you actually expecting
from the relationship?

Make we come do Wetin?

Which kain "cut trip"?

The man has concluded all his
waka, waka has no more places to go
& is reluctantly returning home.

Since the emergency started about 2
weeks ago, he left the country for Gambia,
came back, then left for the Middle East - Jordan & later United Arab Emirates, where
he has been enjoying himself for one week as
Zamfara, Kaduna& Damaturu burn.

A real irresponsible shame.

Wow!!!

iluvdonjazzy:
So this is boar, I tot boar is a snake.

Snake is Boa constrictor.

Officialgarri:
Head wey wan chop knock must chop knock . Even if the owner wears turban, he will leave small space to receive knock .

How will an helicopter with its blade so high chop someone's head ?

Dem tell you say na only on top rotor
or blade dey for all helicopters?

You haven't seen tail rotor on some
choppers?

Nigerians,

We must spoil any better thing.

They should be convicted & jailed even
if na 3months to serve as examples.

But the passengers rushing the trains,
why are they trying to deny Fulani their
income?

Death,
Death,
Death!!

That is the only story coming from
Northern Nigeria.

Atikulate , Atikulate!! Dem no gree.

Next level never even start.