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Pancakes without raising agent
like yeast or baking powder?

No wonder the end product are looking
a bit funny & flat.

This him lips & nose sha.... ...

I don find wife for am...



Raking for Lagos police on highway ?
E be like say this dude no wan live long.

Dem, Dem!!

Buhari, Osibande , please let Dem go.

Save the name of my Country.

See gbèsé.¡!!

Thank God, no loss of life.

Suddenly, every Bush Fulani man
has decided to become multimillionaires
overnight.

You need to hear the animals negotiating
for ransom over the phone.

They have become a scourge in this
country, preventing hardworking, productive
Nigerians from going about their legitimate
businesses.

Farmers, travellers, road
construction, traders, drivers, villagers etc
are all at the mercy of these societal misfits.

Stupid, uncivilized savages .

And since they are Fulani, observe
that the police have tactically
avoided showing their faces.

Under the Lifeless one,
Nigeria is fast becoming the crime
capital of Africa.

Yet, no solution in sight.

Lunch..

Okra/efó jammed together
to boost the blood level, escorted
down with soft pounded yam.

Bullet™ to counter any unforeseen
drowsiness.



Happy Weekend folks.

Poverty na baaastard...

Airline passengers are been used as
Test Dummies or guinea pigs by
Boeing, abi?

The youth of 2day.......

Boko Haram leaders right now.....

I came to view the bodies....

Only black players display such
strongheaded indiscipline...



Many atimes, they don't end well.

Ask Ebue the Ivory Coast guy.

Looking like KCee !

See face, see leg, I wonder what
will be the preeeck color!!!



Cheap Bleaching Tinz.

Must he always take pictures
with the Bentley in the background??

How do we know it belongs to him?

This is Giant rat,

In cities, it usually lives in latrine pits,
soakaway or inside graves.

Its favorite food is dead bodies
or the shiiit that goes into the smallest or
septic tanks.

Add enough pepper and antibiotics to your
cooking.

The guy face too hard.....

Agbero alert!!

No wonder he is always attacking
fans on stage.

And he got himself a golddigger

You see my blodas?

For say dem don grant them Biafra,
this story would have been...

"Five biafrans robbers arrested in Dubai"


India, South Africa, Malaysia, Indonesia
& now Middle East. These people are just
too desperate.

For say dem succeed, na to go village
go dey intimidate others, say dem don
hammer!!

I can bet you, this is
just a Chinese imitation fake.

You can get them for less than
100k Naira Ohhh!!

$25k kó, $25m ní!!

Who una was intimidate??

Fulani youth at work. ...

They have total disdain for
human life & can kill you at ths
slightest resistance..

All na hustle nah....

Just like dat?

You have had your time,

All this English is now for
the history books

I suspect this man may not be
in Nigeria, come 29th May.

Kpomo dey hungry am..

ABU graduates who were, or
are governors are uncountable.

Na this retired slay mama person
dey employ as housemaid?

I never see man wey sabi quote
lie, lie fake, fake statistics like this man.... Tifiakwa!!

E don leave Brazilian grass, now na
Brazilian cashew nut machines.

Na so he made so much noise about
yam export to US 3years back..... All the yam
spoilt and rejected by the US.

Last year, he said Nigeria was producing so
Much rice, that the problem was that we
could not make enough bags for the rice.

Old age Kolo don dey catch up with
this yeye Minister.

Wounjuring lodgers to this level
because of 3 or4 pieces of spoilt chicken,
probably less than 2k in value...

This osibanjo man and his
Iyawo are just houseboy & housemaid
to the lifeless one & his wife.

I hear say na 'Osibande' dey polish
oga shoe Sef.

Humility indeed.