₦airaland Forum

Buhari & his ineffective security chiefs...

Buhari, instead of being Commander In chief,
has become the Condoler in Chief.

Always offering his meaningless condolences
while we wait for the next attack.

Herdsmen, bandits & other criminal elements
kill members of our armed forces at will, without
fear of any repercussions whatsoever.

He should save us by retiring to Daura, come 2019.

These look like Hausa hunters
with dane guns.

But they should take permission from
the local community before operatiing.

*Driving under the influence

*reckless driving.

*Criminal intimidation.

*Public disturbance.

Police are your pals

Another victim of Buharinomics !!

Haba dude,

It is a sign of Buhari induced hunger
in the land.

Most of these slay queens no dey
see meat or eggs for their homes.

And after, you go dey do her all
the latest styles when you take her into
the other room.

Life is about give & take.

Be a man & go apologise to her.
Then take her home & take her
from 'side B '..

"....help me with 3k.."

As if 3k no be anything.

No be somebody give you belle ?

Abi your breast don dry ?

Nonsense & ingredients !!!

So, anybody wey raise fists now
is copying Fela, because Fela was
the first human being to have fist abi ?

There is also a different significance
in the fist salute.

Notice that in Fela's freedom
fighter fist salute, the palms of the
hand are pointing upwards or
vertical.

In normal fist salute for victory or
happiness, the palms are naturally
horizontal Or downwards. :-

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I think we should forget about
intercontinental soccer for ten years.

Here in Nigeria,
Fulani will kill 300 people,
if one cow is killed or rustled....

MrImole:
I don't know how you're going to do it but know you're not going to make heaven.

You have just sealed your own fate
by judging another person..

Meet you in the raging, everlasting
inferno of hell. Your bedspace is already
reserved for you.

Haha ha ha haha ha ha haaaahhhaaaa !!!

Oga envoy,
no talk wetin you no sabi.

Most of the killings are perpetrated
by foreign mercenaries but on the
invitation & sponsorship of nigerian
Fulani herdsmen & their sponsors in
the govt.

Even survivors of attacks have always
insisted that the are very tall & not like
the usual fulani they know.

Most of the marauders are Tuaregs from
Niger & Chad.

But somebody must show them road
& lead them to villages to be attacked.

That is why govt has dragged their.
foot on bringing perpetrators to book.

No talk wetin you no sabi.

Are they sure they will transmit
the 5m to a whistleblower's account
after the info is provided ?

Police wayo dey too much.

All this "broda, broda" & "sista, sista"
for church sef....

The nude pix you've being
bombarding him with don dey pay off..

We sabi una type of hustle..
Tempting married men..

hui

Why was she even
shot in the first place ?

All these deaths police are
transmitting to innocent citizens..

There is God oh..

Fulani & slaughtering ppl with dagger,
na like 5 & 6.

Na just now una dey sabi ?

Nice & creative.

Suya spot is great with the
play on light & shadows.

But, whats with the eyes everywhere ?

Are you a 'Mason'?

This is what can be adequately,
precisely & correctly described as
a 'dirty slap'.....

If her mind was clean, she should
have picked the call.

Good job, oga footballer.
No time for kurukerè movement.

Heavy rains spoilt the shine & glamour
of the trophy presentation.

They should have contacted our embassy
to bring them our local 'weathermen'..

APC has recovered what PDP
& GEJ stole from them in 2014.

What went around has come around.

Fayose should be a gentleman &
concede, same way as Fayemi conceded
in the face of overwhelming intimidation
in 2014.

Maybe dem come abandon toxic
radioactive waste..

Dem fit don 'settle' some officials..

Na spirits dem be ohhh...

A desperately wicked lazy youth
who wants to flex without working.

But, the car dealer,
e be like say him head na bulletproof.

Thank God he survived.

Nniiiiice !!!

Igbos & land tussles...

lefulefu:
this ur story shock me

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They were crushed by an empty
fuel tanker ; it took two days to
remove their corpses from the mangled
wreckage.

Just put yourself in the position of
the poor parents.