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We just heard one side of the story..

Abi the woman na yabaleft patient..... find the whole story and drop it like it's hot here.

U no dey tire..

Those that wait for you to win a bet and request for their shares...

Try *228#

All hail nlmy imei tweakers, Let the hustle continue...

Afin o ri iran osan

1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it.
Stop making Sounds like a car crash.

2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, the problem is Shouting words like : "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"

You are having sex, not a church service. And
besides, I don't know if you are reminding God
to punish you Later.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is nt a problem,
infact its very Sexxy.

The problem is wearing your Min and looking all
nice but when you see guyz you try to pull it
down now forcing it to be long. Don't you see
that you are deceiving yourself.

4. Loving your man is nt a problem. The problem
is changing your Surname on Facebook and put
his surname before you are not even Introduced
to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read
your post later saying " MEN ARE WICKED AND
CHEATS"

5. Saying all men are the same is not my
problem but who asked you to try them ALL?

6. Bleaching your skin is not a problem .The
problem having White Face, yellow hands,
chocolate lips and black legs.
Are you a Zebra?

7. Reading this post isn't a problem, infact it's
welcomed, but the problem is reading without
commenting, You are so selfish!!
Lalasticlala

An Igbo engineer who couldn't find a job decided to open a clinic and puts up a sign outside the clinic: "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k- IF NOT CURED, GET BACK 100k". .

A lawyer who saw that as a great opportunity to earn 100k went to the clinic...
LAWYER: "I have lost my sense of taste".
IGBO MAN: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops into the patient's mouth."
LAWYER: "Ugh..this is kerosene."
IGBO MAN: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Pay me 20k."

The angry & disappointed lawyer paid his bill and left. After a few days, he came back to the clinic to recover his money...

LAWYER: "I have lost my sense of memory. I can't remember anything."

IGBO MAN: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops into his mouth."

LAWYER (annoyed): "This is kerosene. Its the same one you gave to me the last time for restoring my taste."

IGBO MAN: "Congrats. You've got back your sense of memory. Pay
me 20k."

The fuming lawyer paid and left. A week later, he came to the clinic determined to get back the 100k.

LAWYER: "My eyesight has become very weak"
IGBO MAN: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that
so take this 100k."

LAWYER (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
IGBO MAN: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me
20k."

Can you beat an IGBO MAN?

lalasticlala

Adefaze

One hundred and twenty teachers in public
secondary schools in Ogun State have been
invited by the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission to answer questions on a N200m
loan they allegedly took from one of the old
generation banks (name withheld) since 2011.

The loan has yet to be repaid.
They will be quizzed today (Monday) at the
anti-graft agency’s Lagos office.
The teachers, our correspondent learnt, were
invited through the state’s Teaching Service
Commission.

The teachers, most of who teach in secondary
schools in Abeokuta South Local Government
Area of the state, allegedly obtained the N200m
loan from the bank since 2011 and defaulted in
repayment.

Our correspondent gathered that the teachers
had denied ever taking any loan from the bank,
arguing that majority of them had no accounts
with the financial institution.

A source in TESCOM who pleaded anonymity
confirmed the invitation by the EFCC but he
maintained that the commission (TESCOM) had
no account with the bank.

The source said the state government had
made available buses and a legal team that
would accompany the teachers to Lagos.
The source said, “The story of the N200m loan
was still a mystery to many of us. We do not
have any account with the bank.

“We have asked the teachers to go and honour
the invitation of the EFCC just to clear their
names. The state government has made
available the buses that will convey them to
Lagos and a legal team that will accompany
them.”

Our correspondent gathered that the affected
teachers had been grouped into six batches,
with the first batch, comprising 20 teachers,
billed to appear before the EFCC on Monday
(today).

They were said to have staged a peaceful
protest on Friday to the Head of Service, Mrs.
Modupe Adekunle, on the matter, stating that
they would not honour the invitation by the
anti-graft agency.

Adekunle was said to have held a meeting with
the teachers’ spokesman, Imam Noah Sodeinde,
on the need for them to honour the EFCC
invitation, despite their claims of innocence.
One of the teachers involved, who craved
anonymity said, “We suspect that a fraud has
been perpetrated somewhere. Many of us don’t
have accounts with the bank, yet they said we
took loans and failed to repay.
“How can that be? Some of the affected
teachers have retired while others are still in
service. EFCC should beam its searchlight on
the bankers.
“This issue has been on for some time. They
(TESCOM) just sent text messages to invite us
recently. They called others on the telephone.
They said we are going to EFCC to respond to
allegation that we took loans and did not repay.
They said they will arrange a bus to carry us to
EFCC.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/efcc-summons-120-ogun-teachers-over-n200m-loan/

This bridge, the Eshima Ohashi bridge, is definitely unique. As you probably already noticed, the bridge has a steep incline on both sides, and if you were to use a less technical description, you’d say that it looks like rollercoasters as opposed to a bridge. It was designed this way not just to be the largest rigid frame bridge in Japan, (and third largest in the world), but because the river which it sits upon is used heavily by boats and other ships.
The bridge is forty-four metres tall, and the incline is very steep at 5.1 percent on one side and 6.1 percent on the other side. This makes it one of the most ingenious bridges in the world in terms of its architectural design, but also one of the most frightening to look at, as we sure you will agree!
http://onemorepost.com/terrifying-bridge/

The bridge, which connects the cities of Matsue and Sakaiminato, appears to go straight into the sky and suddenly drop off. Built high so that fishing boats can pass underneath, the structure fortunately isn't quite as steep as it looks. Nearly a mile long, the bridge has a gradient of 6.1 percent on one side and 5.1 percent on the other, according to Yahoo. Cars gradually ascend, making it less scary for drivers than the bridge appears when photos are taken from a straight-on angle. In pictures, Eshima Ohashi definitely earns its "roller coaster bridge" nickname. All we know is we'd hate to get in a traffic jam at the top.

EJIMA BRIDGE

In Japan is located the most frightening bridge in the world: judging by the pictures, it seems that those who have designed wanted to defy the force of gravity. We speak of the Ejima bridge, which combines the city of Sakaiminato and Matsue in Japan, the two cities are located on opposite sides of Lake Nakaumi.

A bridge rather than a work road, seems part of an roller coaster in a theme park . The steepness is not only due to an optical effect, but it is real, as you can guess from the photographs that portray this.

Former President Goodluck Jonathan has urged Nigerians to support the government of President Muhammadu Buhari in fight against Boko Haram.

The former president who made the call on his facebook on Sunday message said the current administration is doing its best to put an end to the terror act.

According to Jonathan, the death of the victims at the hands of the terrorists is a sad reminder that the war against Boko Haram is a task for all Nigerians.

“The death of any Nigerian at the hands of terrorists is a sad reminder that the war on terror is a task for all Nigerians not just the armed forces. I urge all Nigerians to continue to pray for peace in Nigeria and to support the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari as the government does its best to bring an end to these acts of terror and secure all Nigerians. May God bless Nigeria,”
Jonathan state.
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/boko-haram-jonathan-urges-support-for-buhari/

Sixteented

10. Grand Trunk Road, India to Afghanistan

The Grand Trunk Road was built in the 16th century to connect the major cities of India with those of Pakistan and Afghanistan. It hasn’t changed much since then, but the world around it has. The road is chronically congested with ox carts, animals, bicycles and pedestrians and massive numbers of cars and buses.

9. Patiopoulo-Perdikaki Road, Greece

Although the Ottoman Empire occupied Greece for 400 years, they never conquered a small mountainous region in central Greece called Agrafa. They had the military fire power and political will to do so. They simply didn’t have any way to get there. The roads were as dangerous in the steep, mountainous region then as they are now.

8. A44, U.K.

The A44 runs from Oxford to Aberystwyth. The two-lane road has tallied enough accident fatalities and serious injuries in recent years to earn the ignominious honor of having government surveillance cameras installed to deter speeding and otherwise encourage cautious driving. And on a road where more than 25% of crashes on are head-on collisions, caution is well advised.

7. Luxor-al-Hurghada Road, Egypt

The road that links the ancient city of Luxor in southern Egypt and Hurghada, the regional hub for several scuba diving resorts on the Red Sea, is a death trap. The vast majority of drivers never turn on their headlights after the sun goes down, setting the stage for the high accident fatality rate that has earned the road a spot on this list. Ironically, the only thing more dangerous than driving on the road at night with your headlights off is driving at night with them on. If the bandits don’t get you, the terrorists probably will. In 1997, terrorists shot and killed 62 German tourists in Luxor in a massacre that resulted in a massive government crackdown that endures today.

6. Cotopaxi Volcan, Ecuador

Traveling to Ecuador? Be careful, the roads are dangerous, and the most dangerous of them all is one many tourists unwittingly travel. Slightly south of capital city Quito, the Cotopaxi Volcan Road is a 25-mile span of treacherous dirt road that connects the Pan American Highway with Cotopaxi Volcan national park, which boasts the highest active volcano in Ecuador at 19,460 feet. The “road” is plastered with potholes and runs through a nightmarishly deceptive “stream” that puts the “flash” in flash floods when it rains. Add poorly maintained cars and poorly trained drivers, and you’ll appreciate the trials and tribulations of a drive in the jungle.

5. Coastal Roads, Croatia

The good news for the droves of tourists pouring into the fishing villages and sea resorts that crowd Croatia’s Dalmatian Coast on the Adriatic Sea is that they don’t need to worry about land mines. The detritus of a decade of ethnic warfare that ended with the breakup of the former Yugoslavia is far from the narrow, congested and curvy roads along the coast, which brings us to the bad news. The coastal roads and the fast-driving Croats that crowd them probably account for more deaths and injuries than accidents associated with unexploded ordinance ever do.

4. Pan American Highway, Costa Rica

The Pan American Highway, a network of roads that stretches nearly 30,000 miles from Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, in North America to the lower reaches of South America, is the world’s longest “motorable road,” according to Guinness World Records. Although only a small portion of the road runs through Costa Rica, that portion boasts some of the most dangerous miles. Called the Hill of Death, the stretch of the Pan-American Highway from San Isidro de El General to Cartago is a gauntlet of narrow curves, steep cliffs, flash floods and landslides.

3. Sichuan-Tibet Highway, China

In China, the number of deaths caused by car accidents has nearly doubled in the past 20 years, climbing from 3.9 to 7.6 per 100,000 of the population between 1985 and 2005. During this time, the number of cars on the road increased ninefold, and the number of other vehicles, principally motorcycles, jumped by a factor of 54. Government statistics show nearly 82,000 road deaths–5.1 for every 10,000 motor vehicles–in China in 2006, according to the Xinhua News Agency. Ironically, the least populated regions had the highest overall death rates per 100 000 motor vehicles. The Sichuan-Tibet Highway, a high-elevation road between Chengdu and Tibet where landslides and rock avalanches are common, is undoubtedly part of the problem.

2. BR-116, Brazil

The second longest road in Brazil, BR-116, runs from Porto Alegre through Curatiba and Sao Paulo, all the way to Rio de Janeiro. The Curitiba-Sao Paulo section of the highway is nicknamed “Rodovia da Morte” (Highway of Death). The name fits. The road runs around–and even through–the edges of steep cliffs. The result: “accidents and road fatalities are distressingly common,” as one travel advisory puts it.

1. The North Yungas Road, Bolivia

Built by Paraguayan prisoners of war in the 1930s, the North Yungas Road, which locals call the “Road of Death,” snakes across roughly 40 miles of the Andes in northeastern Bolivia. In 1995, the Inter-American Development Bank named the La Paz to Coroico route “the world's most dangerous road.” And for good reason. The unpaved road is bordered by 3,000-foot cliffs. More than 100 travelers die every year trekking the route's hairpin curves.

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