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OP am nt sure u finished this story. The story ends thus,
About a year later, the girlfriend in question got married to a man who happens to be a better tree climber. Mtcheew...stupid tinz to do for love. R.I.P though

slimyem: Here's my story...
One day,my boyfriend and I.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and we lived happily ever after!

Eyah, wot a story! Kinda pathetic in d begining but am happy it ended well...it almost got me crying tho.

dabrake: It was on my birthday when I received a phone call from my girl to breeze in campus which I did. As I got to campus, we walked straight into a hall, were watching a movie, . . . Of recent, my departmental president was beginning to cling to her but I would always turn a blind eye. So on that day while we were watching a movie, she just, all of a sudden, screamed "chei!! presido must have finished his project defense oh. Let's go and watch him". Initially, I refused but she later convinced me in which I followed her up. I happened to be a very popular guy in campus and I've gat that high rep in my department as ogbuefi so while we mere climbing the stairs, my colleagues were packed in one corner checking their released result(s) as school had just resumed . . . as we reached the first floor, she saw my departmental president, screamed "presido!!!", ran towards him, jumped on him and kissed him while all my colleagues(senior, junior and level) watched in a boolean eye movement(from her to me) because they all knew I was dating her . . . presido lamented her refusal to watch his defense and she promised to make it up to him that night. Meanwhile, I don swallow spittle tire everybody dey watch. . .
Fast forward, about a week later, I was swaggering towards the department when I noticed everyone staring at me and I was like "wetin I do again? I wear back of shirt? I wear 'rice and beans' shoe? my kokoro dey show? . . ." As soon as I reached my department, the first thing I noticed was my picture, her pix and that of my president on our notice board. She was the newly crowned queen and our editorial board was interviewing her. During the interview, she was asked and I quote this "Sometime last week, eye witness(es) watched you run into the arms of the departmental president and you also locked a kiss with him with your supposed boyfriend(me) watching. . ." and she cuts "Nsikan and I weren't dating". madam, end am there nah, she no gree. Then she added "we were close because he would always help me with my assignments. You know how difficult calculus, programming, statistics, kirchhoff's rule and others were now? Whenever I call on him to help me with my assignments, he would never disappoint me . . . " . . . Worse still, it took the DOI donkey years to update our notice board. I need not tell you how that semester went on
And my name changed from ogbuefi to assignment boyfriend.



I've tried so hard to summarize it. It was actually longer than that

lwkmd...seriously, my stomach is about to burst wit laughter.

Kolade9: ''considering the time i used to spent online'' Oshey! I'm getting u Ah fink u shld get a textbook.

lmao...jst cant stop laughing.

*holding cutlass* now! Where is that dude dat claims to have watched d match 30minutes earlier?

mithel: Will you complainers give the boys a break ahan...its their first time at the Olympics and their first game too.i know just like Tunisia too,but Tunisia are African champs we are not.so lets hear word.applaud them for even being there.

Gbam! Av bin luking for this kind of sense since i joined this thread. On point jare my broda.

Watching this game crictically from an hypothetical point of view, all i will say is... AM HUNGRY!

A player falls in the eighteen yard box...a penalty kick has been awarded!...who is to take it?

Any update?

BlackPikiN: Alright house watch the game online.




There are two links. If the first link is down, try out the second link.


Naija will demolish Tunisia for sure.

well, unfortunately my phone cannot play videos that has to do wit basketball (can play all other videos though)

And ayegbeni scores!

*frustrated* oooooo! B.C.O.S is not covering this match jare.

Kemomi: Pls wen is d waec result comin out

waec result will be officially released on the 8th of august 2012.

lakesider: go back to school, how come U have so much error in such a small expression

lmao *bush meat catches hunter*

dhrey: dis was d cutoff som1 pasted dat cause "kios" in d house.do dey want us 2 av an heartattack b4 d real1 is out.1 house

Ur english is enough to create chaos in d house.

Tobexin: thats pathetic, but hope God will see u through

Hey dude! Have i told u am the one who had that score?? Saying this is like telling someone to hopelessly hope for the hopeless.

Plz, any hope for someone who has 35.2 percent- medicine & surgery plz reply asap

ayolinger: Bros na fight?, I should be asking you the same question cos I asked a simple question to be informed about their current ranking now...

The rankings u saw wasnt judged on the standards of the schools it was just a web tin.

ayolinger: #Cool_Story.......But what's their rank presently?

It just a ranking judged on the rate at which people uses thier websites...all was planned, judged and ranked on the website. Has nothing to do with the standard of the schools though.

The university of lagos has emerged the 'first' and the best in the global webometric ranking in Nigeria



The july 2012 webometric rankings released on the 16th of july 2012 by the web-based world ranking of universities (webometric) at http://4icu.org places university of lagos in the 1st position in Nigeria and 16th position in Africa



The positions of some other nigeria universities on the july 2012 ranking table are as follows:

University of lagos- 1st in nigeria , 16th in Africa

Universtiy of Ilorin- 2nd in Nigeria, 31st in Africa.


University of Ibadan- 3rd in Nigeria, 40th in Africa.


Obafemi Awolowo university- 4th in Nigeria, 42nd in Africa.


University of benin- 5th in Nigeria, 45th in Africa.




As shown in the ranking, the university of lagos is the first university in Nigeria to be ranked amongst the 20 best universities in Africa.




Webometric ranking is a measure of an institution pressure on the web. It is computed using a number of parameters then revolve round the quantum and quality of electronic resources on a web site as well as access to such resources.

Tizzie: I m not matthew.

OK, i believe you.

Tizzie: This is crazy,to settle evrithing when admission list comes out check for dis reg. No 26034365EE ,I dont want to disclose my name here,I m for Med. Lab science.

could this be a coincidence? MATHEW59 isnt viewing this topic any longer and tizzie immediately reappears again? Something's kinda fishy here tho.

Like seriously, Oluwacoded/yakeeboy YOU ARE BUSTED. Someone should call the cops.

Oluwacolded: that is what about talking stop insulting yakeeboy he is a staylite i comfirm myself when i went to unilag to get my form and enquire about the combination of my utme subjects.some one that is not in school can't take me to go and meet lecturers nah

yakeeboy aka oluwacoded shut the eeff up!...u are fake! Try to be more professional. We aint fools here tho. Being a jambite doesnt mean we aint smart and intelligent, so i will advise u to get out of dis thread honourably before it gets more embarassing.

Yakeeboy: amen it will surely favour you all.am not a jambite am a staylite already

WOT??!! Yakeeboy? A staylite? When exactly did u gain admission into unilag?? Or are u not the same 'yakeeboy' that claims to be a student of unaab?...mehn! Wetin we no go see for dis nairaland sef? Well, i neva knew someone cud be a student of two different skuls at the same time.*smh* Staylite indeed!

Iyfe Namikaze: a committee will be set up to investigate weda he was driving an SUV or not, another committee wil be set up to report d findings back to NL, another committee will be set up to review the report while we then set up another committee to publish the report on front page...that is after we hav set up a committee to persuade seun or mukina to put the report on front page.

yeah, i agree, but all these committees must also own an SUV just to know wot it takes to takes a picture in one....i will also implore them to investigate if he used a tecno phone or a tabloid to take the picture.

Ah, nigerians sha! Una too dey spoil person. Dis guy must be in his luxurious room, crying while reading all these comments on his galaxy tab. *smh*

adefo: I was really amazed reading this with my galaxy tab in my range rover sport. LOL

LMAO...why the beef nah Make una free dis dude.

Femsky10: How much is unaab school fees.

heard its 48,000

It is one kain cap like dat jare...buh the fila expensive small o