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Office cleaner

Hmmmm... why do NL guys always like 'kidnapping' threads directed @ d ladies #JustWonderingOutLoud

Sells 'pomo' @eke market in onitsha

People like Talina...

What if none of the posts before the one you posted the other time, ended with 'funny'? we're friends pal. u broke d rule, it's done already, so let's just forget it and move on. BTW, like ur handle

Why are these babes deceiving each other self shampoo seller jooor

Will purposely skip sirheed's post cos he didn't follow the rule of the game

Tired? i think you need dettol cool

Black soap seller @oyingbo market

Tomato seller. grrrrrrrrrhhhh

[quote author=beynee ]error am not a he[/quote]Then why d'u like behaving like a tomboy Register ur gender babe. No wonder u looked so much like a boy!!!

The only female barber

Works in a filling station. this is not a guess. i saw him yesterday with d nozzle.

fairygeh: ^^i reject it IJN,back to sender.@ topic,conductor.anuofia.

Haba! u don vex be dat? Oya sori now, nwanyi oma. but please go and sell d beans to Redmosquito o. u know he's a ganjaman (sells weed)

Kay 17: Strong point! I learnt the "smell rule" the hard way. Went in stinking of weed.

Brodali !!! weed keee?

Professional mourner (crier).

@Op. i've never dated a girl on a 'yes' or 'no' basis because i just see it as being childish. All i have to do wit a girl i like is be friends with her and be myself @ all times. My advice, just find a way of being friends with her, be clean, have a good breath, dress well and try to know d tins she likes. If u're gonna have a chance, she'll send out vibes, just be sure to recognize it. good luck

Lesbo

Botanist

Actually, i was circ'd. But seriously, do u have to be dis obvious!!!?
i still wont do it wit u ooooo. go call ur police kom.

justi4jesu: please house also see if you can translate this pidgin to English

"E DON TEY WEY DAY BREAK'"

It's been long since dawn or it's been long since the break of the day

Mai guard

ceospecial: the Day have been long broken!lwkmd

Oooohhh boy!!! na grammar be dis

Better than sticking it in a circumsized slit now. #NoFrictionTinz

binger: By how much are you older than me?

This is the most CORRECTEST.

Hater!!! simply because i wouldn't let u suck it yesternight abi

Mama put sales girl

Disillusioned. tinks he's endowed wit his 3' dyck. *laffing in eight inches*

Kslib: Your mumu na die!! Inshort,i hereby name you MUSA Muhammed(hausa name)...... Musiwa Mukinatu(youruba name).... Mumunus Ibekwe(igbo name).....

Hahahahahahahahaha This ur post is a real hâppy sunday. These people just came back from church and all they could think about was religious arguments!!! I pity Nigerians

Guess what her neighbours call her in private? OMGIC (Oh my God i'm coming) cos she always leaves her díldó on when she wants to sleep. so she's got to shout that about every 30-45 mins EVERYNIGHT. *smh*

Is a 'she-male'. why did u have to undergo such expensive surgery now

honeric01: Na storage dey cause am.. blame it on religion

The Lord is ur muscle oooo!