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[quote author=Red-Light]its not ...every guy have morning erection... its normal except u didnt get good sleep[/quote]Guy what are you talking about this guy's case is not about 'morning attention' ooo. 4 solid hours of erection everyday! i don't blame your gf for thinking u're an alien @honeric

I like seeing beautiful girls around. i feel it kinda gives me hope

[quote author=asdf:jkl ha ha ]Sells gala on ikorodu road[/quote]Sells 'boli' and roasted corn in Mile two.

xcitedjay: Cos in her mind she's like 'gad, why him? And If I reject this one, who knows when there'll be another' *sobs*

Gad dz guyz r sooo funny

@pDude. chill guy. so you'll be happy if you heard that he has actually committed suicide abi! *smh* Publicity stunt or not, suicide matters are not to be taken lightly o. check out the number of people commiting suicide dz days and u'll know that whenever u hear anything like that, u hv to do ur best to ensure somtin like that doesn't happen. chill guy and thank God 4 d guy. @op, live ur life ok?

Hassan11: Which of these did u do when u were a child?
1. Mix garri in ur beans porridge?

2. Crack bone and suck out d marrow?

3. Finish food first b4 eating the meat?

6. Write ur name on a piece of paper and slot it inside ur pen 4 identification.

dubem3: gets high on his own urine

I know you're definitely at work this time, so i wont tell any lie against you, night guard.

ijebabe: Only eats the balls of animals. Fantasizes about eating human balls one day.

Ije baby! why u kom do dis kain tin now? u know sey na you introduce me to d trade now!

Ok. since you said you have thought about it a million times and made up your mind, that means you'll die anyway right? Then don't die in silence, at least tell us everything you did wrong. besides, no one here really knows you. so please tell us your mistakes

Meaning what are those things you want to die for? who are those people you want to die for? Tell you something? after killing yourself, those same people will continue enjoying life without you. And when you get up there, don't even think God will accept you ooo. HELL STRAIGHT. Think twice

In life, you don't lose friends; you just realize who your real ones are

Groundnut seller

NURTW member

He's allergic to beautiful girls

Wadeoye: You statement make a lot of sense but again, it is easier to wake up a man who is asleep than an man who pretends to be asleep. Those guys(Buhari haters) are only deceiving themsleves - it is human nature. And Amadioha, [color=#009900] been evil, [/color] will block their hears.

I dey laff ooo

perfectsoft: Am I missing something here?

From the video and news reports, it is the Boko Haram leader that mentioned Buhari's name not FG. What am I missing here please?

This is exactly what i'm saying. No one has since come out to say Buhari is their sponsor. I thought they just chose an elder statesman who they believe would be truthful to his words. #SoWhyAllTheFuss?

@Wadeoye You seriously need to keep ur emotions in check. When has d statement i quoted led to something that'll make u hull insults @me? It seems u don't understand English language. But i'm nt in d mood to teach u, so i'll just assume you don't exist. U insulted somebody else of not knowing how to type in English, but please, when did we start spelling 'STRIKE' as 'STRICK'? Hypocrite!

Emmy9ite: Guilty conscience will kill this man. What is wrong with being a mediator to solve a country's problem. They called your name, you want to deny.....smh!

My thoughts exactly

@190 Dude! u're truly and really a clown. but i dey gbadun you sha. don't let them bring u down.

Finally, dis is wat i tell young girls weneva i get d chance: 'A failed relationship is better than a failed marriage'. As long as u have not said 'i do', the relationship is not secure. So don't say ur life depends on it, cos it dozn't. See it as a blessing in disguise. A necessary mistake/lesson on ur path to meeting Mr Right. Learn the bitter lesson and move on. #Don'tEvenThinkOfCryingAnymore

Hey babe, i've seen gud advice & stupid criticisms here. take d advice, ignore d criticisms. wat i'll jst add is dis... u hv apologized right? and he says he aint taking u bck; 1. jst assume he wont take u back (probably assume he's now married. dat way u'll be able to move on) 2. 4giv urself 3. learn 4rm ur mistake (ur lil adventure). 4. don't wait 4 him, just move on. summary: move on, move on.

[quote author=ßløøð]Relax jor! Na guys like you dey cry pass!!![/quote]Like i said, it's always hard, but part of maturity is letting go @ d right time. I know as humans we r emotional beings, bt i don't let emotions control me; and i also help dem get over me cos i know it may be hard 4 dem too. In d end, dey respect me. PS: I'm still friends wit all ma ex-es till today. *IDon'tShedTearsOk?

[quote author=ßløøð]Relax jor! Na guys like you dey cry pass!!![/quote]Hahaha! i laff in ur name... U hv 2 be smart in a relationship. dis entails 1. knowin wen ur partner is shakin, 2. c-ing if d prob. cn be fixd 3. if nt, walkin away. I brk-up wit girls amicably, apologz 4 my shtcominz & delete their nos n fb contcts (dey end up requestin me again). BTW: close to 10yrs since i last shed tears

Did i see some guys saying they 'cried'? i won't shed no tears 4 no girl meehn. though it hurts o, but to cry? no be me tufia

Sags his trousers

Shollypopz: Becos I know some fools can be ridiculously gullible, let me put it straight

Whatever I and Joey say about our "relationship" is solely e-related. Purely NL stuff and in no way real world truth

Aftermath of a break-up...!!! isn't it always like that issssh!

achukwunet: . i am now. they still look the same

Then i guess it's time 4 u to get another pair o' glasses... but but but what does 'fine' have to do with being romantic #JustWonderingOutLoud

Nickydrake: The poster above me is a very nice and intelligent fellow.

Not as intelligent as you

Don't worry chelski fans, u'll have the opportunity to take ur revenge/vengeance on wednesday. YES, WEDNESDAY. So make sure you do all the bribery and referee signing u possibly can cos if manU should beat u again, it will be 'twice beaten, (how many times?) shy' #justsaying

ItsModella: Arsenal baby...Gunners for life.

What da... u're in church and also on NL Wait ooo... i'm also in church ooo! *switches off d phone and gently inserts it in d pocket*

@gree-die, it doesn't matter what you think or say about me. the fact remains that what most girls are after is money nd sex. it dozn't have to be through my personal experience dear. it's clear 4 all to see. all u have to do is look around