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This is a very funny thread. d first 2 comments said what came to my mind while reading d op's. don't give up, there r romantic naija guys all around

Sleeps in a 'coffin'

Sleeps in d toilet

Imagine how those people have been insulting our dear governor because he refused to submit to their tactics! though i wasn't in Ondo state to vote, i am proud of my people. We are enlightened and we will never give thugs a chance to rule over us. LONG LIVE THE SUNSHINE STATE

There's a story behind every person. think before u judge, cos their life may not be as it seems

Nooo bro! i was actually tired of her cos i enjoy screwing ur gf, whom to my utmost chagrin, u have been ignoring because of d goats. phew!

Spends his afternoons stalking goats. Wait till u hear dis...!!! He hasn't been to d office 4 d last one week. #GoatStalkingTinz

Ladies! u 'berrer' pray he doesn't have a hard-on anywhere near u...

Caught poking an innocent monkey in the 'u know now' last night

Is that why u had to r.a.pe him last night? shiooor!

Ranoscky: Garri
Sugar
Granut (peanut)

DUDE!!! lwtmb (laff wan tia mai blokos)

Just 4 d fun of it: LOVE!
MONEY!
HEALTH!

Life is like a game. Think before you act. Each act has a consequence.

Mek we use hand bathe hand na im dey mek hand clean o

Ouch!!! how did she know that *quietly watching ooo*

Oh that! they found out i wsn't d one who needed deliverance... just always keep ur doors open cos they'll come 4 u.

NL 'mama-razzi'

Not evryone will be like u now! i understand u do have that need, but i aint part of d group ok? BTW! why was my dog running after u ysterday cos i'm sure my dog is gay

I still can't believe u never had a gf all thru ur university days!! Boy was sooo addicted to wànking that even now he's considering not getting married at all

She fantasizes wearing a male condom

Don't forget i started with yours. i guess i became addicted after dat first experience

Siphons her juices with a hose

Xionez: Oga, na Ganja.
Beats the dried cow dung you're smoking.
Celebrating a new month, Yes; Celebrating independence, NO!!!

Has that word been incorporated into the English dictionary *wondering* Besides, u don't suppose i should be able to spell it correctly as much as u right. @post she smokes dried charcoal

Wow! It's hot in here! I think i'mma need an AC. I just hope this is still d game we created some time ago, cos dis sounds/looks like a cat and dog fight to me.
PS: Person above, is high on gamja, says he's celebrating new month & independence. *smh vigorously for him*

See who's talking... Metuselah! I laugh in Al Queda!!!

ijebabe: Someone's been banned as well

I know u meant Xionez.

Decent game for The Arsenal. A much better 2nd half performance 2day. i feel this is a 2points lost rather than a one point gained match. G27 should have scored that last chance. All d same, UP GUNNERS!!!

Weak shot from santi there. go gunners

[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]Mancini's Mancity VS Arsene's Arsenal.
There's something about their names [/quote]Nice one dude. Gunners please make us proud.

WTF!!! Utter RUBISH. Pomor gangster mode activated for dis FLICKING thread
PS: Charles Novia is a f**l if trult he wnts 2 release dis crap

[quote author=Dr. Whizy]ts actually not Mikel obi of Chelsea been referred to but Mitchel obi a renowned Nigerian sports analyst and presenter with darr communications owners of a.i.t and ray power.[/quote]I'm not d one u shuld tell dat bro cos i already know. u shuld direct ur comments to 2Mekus. tnks

2Mekus: Which one wey Mikel Obi dey address them, as what? Him go there as NFF rep or a reporter? Make she leave those girls alone before we begin get scandal in the camp. Heeeeen! I don't talk my own.

Na wa 4 u o!!! first u called him 'Mikel' and later u used 'she' for him? haba!!! though ur question make sense sha. All da best Flamingoes. do us proud