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Young thread but very funny. ok then! i wish to know u. what sayest thou?

She was banned from NL alongside Risky Mallam for mentioning NL's unmentionable Nigerian staple food. *still wonders why ppl should not mention g.a.r.r.iiii on NL*

She's always so Hot that she r*pes her younger broda

bubadaniel13: when Goarge Bush invaded Iraq he was advised not to do so he still went ahead with the war,today he is regretting,it is not better to avert something than allowing it to happen and then regret?u may not like GEJ but to me he has a good heart and is also a good leader,he is ur president live with that ok

Proper CONSULTATIONS should be made b4 going public. PERIOD!

@norrisman It's obvious u're d king of morons since u cn't mk a comment without callin ppl names. d fact dt we share ideas here dozn't mean u should disrespect evrybody. Read and comprehend!!! No one's sayin Mtpl aren't d champions of France or wat hav u (all d crap u wrote up there). dis is an observatn from an analytic mind (whc i'm sure u're not). go watch arsenal matches from pre-szn. I.D.I.OT

Xionez: Can't even run for his life.

Heard u were e-kidnapped all dis while. thank God u've been released. sorry i cldn't 'visited'... oh sorry, 'visit' u, i was busy collecting my own share of d e-ransom.

[quote author=awesome_t]Easy Bruv no need to fret. The team is in good shape.[/quote]Ya, i know d team is in 'somewhat' good shape. but dis is a dark part which is easily overlooked, but which may eventually come back and ruin our season. "d war dat has been foretold should not kill a wise cripple o"

Pls who knows AW's house?? i need to see d guy and talk to him. cos our performance in 2nd half, i've noticed right from pre-season, is always below par compared to first half. If dis trend continues, it might be too dangerous to handle against stronger and more experienced oppositions oooooooo!!!

Now that is what i call a typical UCL game!!!

BelaMorena: he's my rich twin brother.
he's about to write me a check for one million.

*smh* Definitely high on cannabis

Guys! you need to read this... wonders will never end in this Nigeria o!
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/09/how-woman-delivered-monster-in-church/

"If u don't 4get d past, there will be no room 4 d future". Funny enough, dis quote applies to all three: LOVE, SUCCESS and LIFE . the future has a way of working out in favour of doz who want and believe in it. Happy sunday peeps

ijebabe: Gossips and giggles like a 13 year old girl

My partner in crime.
P.S: She's been having a crush on me since i was 13. drop it now, haba!!!

Wow! powerful quotes @shymexx and @sunnshyn. keep 'em coming peeps

Life doesn't change, but people do. So learn to accept that not everybody is who you thought you knew

redsun: ...He is a thief and the only place for a thief llike him is life in prison or public execution

Pele o, Mr SAINT. though i don't support looting of public fund o, but if dat's d punishment for thieves, don't u think u deserve to be executed too? abi u wan tell me say u never ever steal money or do 'chua chua' 4 ur place of work? the guy said something meaningful, will u appreciate dat and stop whining

redsun: I wish the socalled boko haram can just focus and get rid of the animal,obj personally.With people like him out of the way,nigeria may eventually be on the cause for rationality and sanity... nigeria will remain a rogue state and demons like socalled bokoharam,kidnapping,brutal robberies and corruption will reign.

u're so so deluded! how can bh end if they succeed in killing past leaders? won't dat strengthen them d more

Guys! u wont believe what happened 2day o! As i woke up 2day, wey i siddon 4 outside dey chew my 'pako', na so i kom see our darling hottprince dey komot from d 2star hotel wey dey near my house NAKED o. dem sey my guy do night vigil finish but im no get moni to pay. Na im d p*women wey dey there kom collect all im clothes o.

[quote author=na2day!]What movie? a movie published to the internet 3 months ago.[/quote]Yes, but then when it was published, it didn't gain much publicity cos it was in English. It was recently translated to Arabic which gives more people d opportunity to really and fully understand d contents of d movie.

Got d same message. *prep mood activated*. all d best guys

Hey guys! i just got an sms this morning that d function based test will be taking place in lagos on sep. 22. time and venue to be communicated soon. Anybody got this too?

[quote author=tpia@]You don jeunce be that.[/quote]NA BIG LIE!!! If what u said is true, then what's d essence of all dis 'be urself' advice flying around IMO, if a girl likes u, even if u're d quiet type, she'll appreciate d lil efforts u make @ making d date interesting; only make sure u do somtin. @ least u should be able to compliment her n make some little talk like talking 2 a friend

Love is what makes the world go round. The greatest gift that is given on earth is to love and be loved in return

He was castrated last week because of excessive wannking. now he's suffering from hormonal imbalance

bankyblue: That is what am passing through now, i will call my girl, she will never pick and that is what i dislike the more. . . . . Am now thinking of quitting the relationship now. . . . But i luv her so much

Don't call her for like 3days and see if she'll ever attempt to call or flash u. if she doesn't...

kerosine: i cant even remember who did

Seriously!!!

After like 3 times, i aint calling again unless i get a flash or call back. Not cos i suspect anything shady or so, but even if she's busy, she should be able to say "hon, sorry i'm busy, i'll call u back". Anything aside that means she's telling me i'm wasting my time, and that (my time) is precious to me.

Amen... u're welcome. lol

Angelmay: Seriously! Then i av no choice either but to say this too....Adeks started Maiduguri bombing....Adeks Haram.

And how did she know this she's boko haram leader's widow. she coordinates and oversees d operations. *looks to d right and left* #hope i'm safe

Angelmay: Adeks is a woman!

Hmmm! since u've decided 2 expose me, i don't fink i have a choice bt 2 bring dis 2 d open... she's my les partner. (1:1 no cheating)

akraym: Wetin your eyes find go there?

eyes must see and mouth must talk.... sorry.. hand must type