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Evablizin:


This is wonderful and encouraging to all disabled people out there,this shows that they are also important and needed in our society.

God bless the house of representatives,they will never be weary in well doing.

it's an encouragement even to you that's able

Evablizin:


This is wonderful and encouraging to all disabled people out there,this shows that they are also important and needed in our society.

God bless the house of representatives,they will never be weary in well doing.

it's an encouragement even to you that's able

Mztarstrechy:
A Nigerian guy Ese took to Facebook to share photos of a monkey he killed that looks like a human being and wrote....

'I just killed this monkey, it looks like human'.

The photos have been trending with many criticising him for killing the monkey.See how people reacted below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/nigerian-man-kills-monkeysee-what-he.html?m=1

how do they think monkeys look before?
very sweet mammal.

[quote author=RareKind post=62966814]Cute but I'm Speechless![/quotf
from left, dwarfest, dwarf dwarfer

AFONJAPIG:
which kind name be Oluwatobi Ononuga, is he a mix tribe or one useless mod edited the name I yam not understanding

Onanuga not Ononuga
It's an Ijebu name

Herdeybayo1:
It been about two three weeks now when my bestfreind notice there was blood present in he's ejeculation but now sick for any helpful adversed to these problem please.......

Tell him to go for semen analysis in a good hospital or diagnostic laboratory. This may be as a result of gonnorrea or any other bacteria infection.

BeeBeeOoh:
....Negotiates release of $4.92bn Mambilla Plant loan

...FEC approves N27bn for construction of Gombe-Biu Road

Omololu Ogunmade and Chineme Okafor in Abuja



http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/11/16/fg-hires-foreign-experts-for-n458m-to-drive-ergp-implementation/

campaign propaganda

paulpery:
Na 419 be careful.

OK

kengreatleads:
I give this testimony to the glory of God and to the shame of the devil. At the end of my university education; through its ups and downs, bitter and sweet moments, I eventually graduated with a third-class degree in computer science. At that point in my life I was overly disappointed, highly discouraged and even suicidal on my bad days because I knew what was happening in the labour market. Every employer wanted graduates with second class upper and above for the limited and highly coveted employment slots. And here I was, I didn’t even have a 2.2, even if employers wanted to reach out in grace.

I had given my life to Christ on campus, and my thirst for God had intensified during this period. To the glory of God, even with my third-class degree, I did not sit at home as I got a job immediately, which is a whole miracle-story on its own. This job came with great exposure and an intense learning curve for me as a fresh graduate and I embraced the job even though the pay was not fantastic. Those of us who were taken by the company were put through a training programme to initiate us into Business Intelligence and Data Warehousing industry. Time went by and I emerged as one of the brightest trainees through the programme. We were soon staffed and placed on projects for multinational companies. After a while, some of my colleagues started filling out applications and searching for bigger opportunities. They would repeatedly forward job links and vacancies to me as I was considered one of the best among my peers. I did not apply for any of those positions as I was always self-defeated because of my third-class university certificate and the devil held it high up in my face all the time. I continued to do my job diligently and also develop myself in my field.

On Mother’s Day in May 2015, Pastor Nomthi preached about the unmerited grace and favour Moses witnessed in the house of Pharaoh, when there was an order to kill every male child of the Israelites. She said that Moses was not only spared but was raised as a prince. I immediately keyed into this lesson of grace and I was full of faith. I applied for a job someone had recommended me for and I was offered the position on the spot with 100 percent increase with good pension and sumptuous packages.

I thought I had seen all. Before the resumption date I was given, I was invited for another job interview with one of the telecom giants in Nigeria. Through the interview process I had to compete with the best of the best and even more experienced applicants. At the end of the interview and test process which lasted several weeks, I came out top as the preferred candidate of all. Now my problem became choosing between the two offers as they were both fantastic and had good prospects. I sought the face of the Lord who had made all these happen, and eventually I had to turn down the Multi-national Telecom Giant’s offer. Now I am at my new job and I have even been given opportunities to travel to different countries on projects (I had never travelled out of Nigeria before this job).

A month ago, another job offer came through with take-home package closing in on about half a million which I had to turn down after wide consultation and seeking the face of the Lord. I also did not apply for this job; all these opportunities came by recommendation. A third-class graduate now turning down job offers from multinational companies – it can only be God and I am here to give back ALL the praise to HIM alone.

By Yomi Owolabi – Today’s Showers Vol 345 (Fountain of Life Church)

Source: http://amebojoint.com/2016/09/12/third-class-graduate-now-turning-job-offers-multinationals/

congrats as I will also be soon congra'ted through this

Angelanest:
It was all emotional moment earlier today when the Commissioner for Works, Akwa Ibom State, Mr Ephraim Inyang-Eyen, changed the story of one Michael Jacob Etim, a native of Obotim in Nsit Ibom Local Government Area. The 23 year-old Michael, who told the Commissioner that he lost his father when he was still a toddler, was one of the spectators during the demolition exercise of paid structures on the Uyo-Etinan Road.

On how he spotted the 23 year old, the Commissioner said, he noticed "a very young boy on a motorcycle and decided to approach him".

During a conversation, Michael revealed that he started riding the Motorcycle since two years ago to feed his family of five, excluding his mother, and has been making returns of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) weekly to the owner of the 'okada'; one Peter Ubong.

The emotion-soaked Commissioner, who told Michael that it was precarious to ride bike at his age, asked him to request anything that would better his life apart from the "okada business".

"I have always wanted to own a provision shop, Sir. Please, if that would not be too much, kindly do that for me", said Michael.

However, Michael's request was upheld and that is how his dream became reality today through a man he has never met or known before.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/commissioner-ephraim-inyang-helps-23-year-old-okada-rider-in-akwa-ibom.html

He was spiritually led to do so

Angelanest:
The female soldier who died in a fatal accident on October 10 in Rivers state (a day before her birthday), has been laid to rest amid tears at her hometown in Sagbama area of Bayelsa state. Salo Roseline Tamarabrakemi, was killed in a fatal accident involving a vehicle and the motorcycle she was on while going to a market at Elele, Port Harcourt, Rivers state capital - to get things for her birthday which was the next day (Oct 11).

She was buried today amid tears as her colleagues, friends and family were present.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/female-soldier-killed-in-port-harcourt-laid-to-rest.html

See previous thread here >>> https://www.nairaland.com/4110010/salo-roseline-tamarabrakemi-dies-accident#61311908

pathetic! RIP

Udmaster:
Billionaire Businessman and Industralist, Dr Uche Ogah is on the move again.
Just take a look at some of his products in the Master Energy industry Uturu Abia state.
They include. MotorBykes, Noodles, Hangers, Plastic Cups, Fertilizer, bucket and Can, Diesel Oil, Plastic chair etc.

Uturu or Onuaku?

My dear people of Nairaland, pls am looking for a reliable training center where i can undergo six sigma training in Port Harcourt. By a reliable center i mean a place where they are not solely after training fee but will teach the trainees what is required. If there is anybody that has undergone the same training, pls identify.
Thanks in anticipation.

Starieangel:
I got the text first.
Prior 2ur CVs u're considered 4an interview session
By 9am on Fri4.9.15
@ ACR Nig Ltd
@95,ikorodu rd,fadeyi,b4onipanu,lagos
Ref:hr/LAG
Visit ur mail 4more info.


Then the mail seconds later.....
In response to the CV you forwarded to our email
We hereby short-list you for an interview session with the human
resources department of
Ambassador Care Resources Nigeria Limited.
Written and Oral.
Interview Date: Monday 7th September 2015.
Interview Time: 9:00am to 11:20am respectively.

Interview/ Venue: No_95 Ikorodu Express Road, Fadeyi Bus-Stop,
Fadeyi,Shomolu/Mushin LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Its a green building close to oando filling station by the new bridge on
ur way to yaba.

Note:
Come with the sms you received also.
Come with this interview notification message. (hard copy) as a backup.
Come with your credentials (hard copy).
Don't be 5minutes late. because you may not be allowed in for the
interview.

Job Reference code: hr/1011
Regards
Ambassador Care Resources Nigeria Limited
Call for directions
08053839976


PLEASE BE UPDATED, THE INTERVIEW YOU ARE SHORTLISTED FOR IS TOMORROW
FRIDAY 4TH SEPTEMBER 2015 BY 9AM. RESPECTIVELY
WITH AMBASSADOR CARE RESOURCES NIGERIA LIMITED.
ADDRESS : NO:95, IKORODU EXPRESS ROAD, FADEYI BUSTOP, FADEYI, LAGOS
STATE, NIGERIA.
BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY
KIND REGARDS


Pls av googled them and they seem to exist....has anyone been invited for this before?reply pls.tnx

unless you want to sell aporo epaa jebu

dedons:
Oga run for your life.

They have changed their name again.

They no longer put traffic light at the address because they now know that people are aware.

They are big time scammers.

Please run for your life and tell others to avoid them.

Cheers.

Am grateful. Thanks.

I received an invitation for interview from this firm and i tried to find out through google but couldn't get any reasonable detail. This is how the message goes:

PG invites U for an Interview and Opportunity to work with the Executives on Fri.7/04/17 by 9am at 27,Ayodele Ojo, Coker Rd, Ilupeju Lagos. FKBISERVICES/ADMIN

Pls anybody in the house that knows anything about them should pls help before coming to Lag from PH.
Thanks

Geostatistical:
Data analysis is my job:
SPSS,ARCGIS,ILWIS,surfer,Matlab etc....Statistical and surface modelling/Mappin all da way!

where are you based?

brusselred:
A dynamic IT Services company is looking for IT Sales Professionals;

Candidate must have qualities:
- Professional attitude, hard working
- must be well dressed and have a smart appearance
- must be well spoken and good written skills
- friendly and helpful towards customers and colleagues.
- must be a team player

Reporting to the Sales Manager.

Qualifications :
- Good first degree
- additional qualifications an advantage.
- at least 5 years experience in IT Sales

This role is strictly a commission-based position.

How to apply :
Candidates should send their CV to apply@nicodep.com

Location?

kwaso2:
lovely skills. U can identify any of these NGOs and so volunteering for them in their Monitoring and evaluation unit. Try sfh or FHI. It's cool

Thanks for your response. Pls where are these 2 places in PH?

My fellow NLs, pls i need someone that can be my mentor on data entry and analysis. Am a graduate of Statistics, i can use Ms-excel, access and SPSS very well but don't know where to use these skills. So i need someone whose job is data analysis to be my mentor so as to be able to bring these theoretical skills to real life scenarios.
Thanks.
email:ademolu2002@gmail.com
08155170658

Swahili0:
pLs house help me i have feeling for ladies and i dont know what to do

Come to my Church for deliverance

helpforever:
I saw a post about a woman complaining that her sister married an impotent man. I smiled, the man probably knew he had an issue and still went ahead and married. I also have this issue and its really bothering me for over 5 years. Mine is complicated and I think its spiritual.

It all started in 2011 when I was 20 and was ready to have sex. I went to a popular brothel in Lagos with a friend to try it out.
Though I was very nervous because I was a virgin and my heart was beating very fast.

We actually went in and two women approached us. A young woman of about 28 and one of about 40.

I am my other virgin friend had eye on the one of about 28 cause she was very beautiful. My friend immediately held on to her. The other one of 40 now held on to me that I should carry her lets go do it. I angrily said "You be my mama mate na", she got angry and left.

Then the younger one said, if I and my friend wants, we can take turns with her.

We left for her room. I entered first and was very nervous and sluggish even in removing my cloth.

She said, "e be like say u be virgin...so na me go disvrigin" you. She started touching my di*k, but it didn't get hard.

Time started to waste and I got tired and asked her to refund my money. She started shouting that its not possible, that the fact that my dick did not rise is none of her business. I asked that my friend should use the money and attempt, she said no. that he must bring his own money.

We left the building and started the arguments outside. Other prostitutes came to her aid and started asking what was wrong. She explained to them that I tried to have sex with her and my thing did not rise and now I want my money back, they started shouting and said its not possible that we should better get out of her.

At one corner, the older woman of about 40 that I earlier rejected started giving me the "ntoor" look and was saying "You see your life"

I got very scared and left for home immediately.

I tried to watch porn to see if it will get up, I can't really remember if it did.

Long and short, I have not been able to have sex since then. I have not even had sex in my life. I have never tried to have sex with a real girl before, so I won't embarrass myself. I have never had a girlfriend. Though girls keep flocking around me, since I am doing well both academically and business wise, but I never attempt to have sex with them and they keep wondering whats wrong with me. One of the unilag girls that seduced me and I did nothing concluded that I was impotent because she feels no man in the world would have resisted her seduction since she was very hot.

I have tried to have sex 3 more times, with prostitutes, but still same thing happens. No erection

In 2012, I spent the whole year going to church everyday. Nothing happened. I have stopped now and accepted my fate.

Only my best friend knows about this, he keeps saying its not a spiritual condition but medical condition due to the fact that I started
masturbating right since I was 17.

He says I might have had the issue right before the prostitute encounter. Sometimes he says that it is a psychological condition.

But the thing is, how can a young boy of 20 then have Erectile dysfunction due to masturbation.
Many young boys masturbate and nothing happened to them.

I was sad for a while, but now it seems I have accepted my fate. This issue have made me focus on my studies and business and now, at 26. I have finished my BSC, and my MSC

Whenever I am Hot, I masturbate and I think that has worsened my issue. I have been masturbating since 2011 when this happened

Lots of order thing happens in between that confuses me. Like 2 years after the prostitute encounter, when I was in my 3rd year, one beautiful edo girl who really loved me was making out with me and flirting around me and I got a rock solid erection 100%. Very hard. Also, in 2014. A girl who liked me came to my house and she was flirting with me, though she didn't plan on having sex with me. Only the flirting alone made me hard. The erection was 70% hard. But then, those are the only occurrences.

Whenever I watch porn, I get semi erection - say about 60% hard.

Whenever I jerk my joystick, it gets hard - about 80% and within minutes, it deflates again.

Lot of different things have happened along the line which is too much to type. Long and short, I don't get erections when I wakeup again. I used to before all this issues.

Or is it the excess sugar I take, or the belly fat I have gotten due to the way I eat carelessly and spend on myself. (Since I don't have any woman to cater for) that is the cause.

Is it spiritual, medical or psychological?

Is it due to masturbation? Is it an infection?

Because I can remember in late 2012 or early 2013. When I tried to urinate, I had and felt a sharp pain.

I happened for about 2 days and stopped by itself.

I am getting older and my mother is already reminding me about marriage. I don't think I will marry until this issue is resolved. I can't
subject any woman to emotional pain.

At some point, I thought I was gay, but I am in no way attracted to men. But I am attracted to women. I tried watch transgender porn to confirm if I was gay (since I couldn't stand real gay porn). I actually got aroused and had a mild erection. But come on, transgenders are women who just have a joystick.

I have put up my issues on a foreign site (because other people who have put up their problems on nairaland gets abused, mocked, insulted and bullied) and I was advised by the whites to see a doctor and counselor. They didn't even understand what I meant by spiritual issue. But they have been very concerned and helpful

I don't need to see any counselor because my case would confuse who ever I tell.

I have been living in pains. No sex life and no real social life. I keep falling out with female friend because I don't make any move towards them.

I keep falling out with male friends, because they keep wondering "why this their guy no dey nack woman like them". They feel I am weird because they 100% know I am not gay and wonder why a normal guy will be avoiding women like this.

I hope my issue is resolved.

But if its not, I would live the rest of my life like this. Probably keep on masturbating and never get married.

It might actually be my excessive masturbation that might be the cause of this. I don't really know. Only God knows.

I am depressed. But suicide is not an option for me. God forbid.

Well! Whether the problem is medical, spiritual or what have you, all i know is that there's no problem that God cannot solve. Where exactly are you? If you happen to be close to PH, i would love to introduce you to the church i worship in PH. Countless of this type of problem have been solved there. This is a church where nobody collects any money from you. The man of God will just pray for you and the problem will be over by the grace of God. I can give you his contact if you love to have it. Reach me on my whatsapp no: 08155170658. My name is Augustine Adekunle Eegunjobi, verify me on fb and if i have anything hidden on this, let the wrath and calamity of God fall on me.

damilolammm:
Her name is Rahki and she's 192lbs of pure muscle. She says she maxes out at around 500 pounds of squat. Men like huge thighs like this? See photos

http://www.rayonewss..com/2017/03/guys-would-you-want-lady-with-these.html

This is not a woman but ‘’manwo‘’

CeeJay9ja:
Like Seriously?
Nairalanders come and see o

dedicated to mami water

ChangeIsCostant:
Ekiti state Governor Ayodele Fayose's personally led his stomach infrastructure train to distribute bags of rice and other foodstuffs to this Evening at Nova Road, Ado Ekiti. The governor also topped the goodies with N200...See pictures below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/governor-fayose-shares-bags-of-rice-and.html

packet (sachet) of rice, N200. Chai! poverty i reject you.

decency4val:
So many people are Prepared to register for the upcoming JAMB, for Guardians, let's inform and discus the institutions that pay less and Cheap. It might really help many to make choices

Unilorin-better by far
www.unilorin.edu.ng

dafems:
Overview

We are looking for a graduate trainee with a sales background to join our busy team.

The trainee will be given a lot of responsibility and will be expected to learn quickly.

We are looking for somebody with plenty of energy and smarts who fancies getting immersed in digital media advertising with a view to building a sales and marketing career in that industry.

The duties we would require the graduate to help us with are as follows;

· Create leads lists based on who is advertising where

· Create a pipeline of customer targets for our services

· Create sales collateral and contribute ideas towards digital marketing campaigns that will get us noticed and help with appointment getting

· Assist in the production of management information and general admin.

There is a lot more besides as every day throws up something new but that is just for starters.

What will the trainee gain?

· Full immersion in a digital media advertising and marketing company

· First-hand experience of working in a dynamic company at the forefront of this exciting industry

· Direct access to the directors of a fast growing company

· Exposure to customers – publishers, agencies and clients – by attending and participating in presentations, briefings etc.

What are we looking for?

Below is a pen portrait of some of the characteristics we are looking for in our ideal candidate;

· A third level qualification in a relevant discipline.

· Some telesales or face to face sales experience

· Some customer service experience

· Be a good listener and communicator

· Be comfortable using Word & PowerPoint.

· Be a regular user of social media (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn)

Bonus points:

· History of working to sales targets

· Track record of beating sales targets

Prospects

For the right person, our plan is to convert the trainee position into a full-time position by the end of the term. The traineeship typically runs for 6-9 months and we have brought people on staff before the end of the programme in the past.

We will pay travel and subsistence expenses plus a salary (Very Basic Allowances) contribution every month.

If you are interested in joining us please get in touch with fill http://businessplusng.com/career.html

location ?

Azwal:
it was more of less a formal chat today... The comprehensive training will commence tomorrow after which selected candidates for the training will be presenting the following day... So, the selection will now be based on your performance..

So you people will be there till the end of the training?
was also invited but unable to come cos of distance. I am in PH, although i felt bad for not able to come. Wish you guys best all the way.

How was the interview?

[quote author=she234 post=54507616]Hello everyone, I started working in 2013 after completing the compulsory NYSC. I finished with a 2.2 although narrowly missed out on 2.1.

I got a job in a funny industry (logistics and supply chain). I thought the industry was funny because I had hoped to start working in oil and gas and earning good six digits from the first day, lol.
I picked the job earning 5 digits as a contract staff and started learning the rudiments of logistics. Although there were times the salary was very discouraging, I stayed on the job because I wanted to build my experience. I remained a contract staff for over a year but gained good experience. Although I was offered permanent employment with improved pay, I wasn't satisfied because I knew deep down in my heart that I deserved more. I Was very loyal to my bosses and kept fighting on my knees and got some cool certifications.

My job came by referral, A foreigner that has worked with me before headhunted me, I didn't need to undergo any form of interview. My interview was just a chat, briefing me about the new role and the profile of the company I was to join. My new salary is more than 3 times what I earned in the previous company with other mouth-watering benefits attached.

I kept praying for a ''miracle job'' the whole time and also told God I didn't care how he would do it. I got disappointed many times after going for interviews with my experience and wasn't called back/got regret mails. I didn't know God was preparing mine to be a complete miracle.

Thanks for taking the time to read this post and I sincerely hope my story can inspire someone. Ha

Congrats

amicable09:
Pele. People have gotten jobs through this process without two heads. Tell yourself, you can as well. Positivity in the midst of the frustration will go a long way.


What are you trying to say in this part?
I don't understand the boxes you make reference to. Is it psychometric tests?



If they ask for 3-5 years experience, then it's not graduate trainee. Move to the next.


Well, this happens. Still there are some for 26 and 27 year olds. Take advantage of those.


Ehen! This part, you did Use Of English in Uni na despite the fact that you were an Engineering student. Antonyms and Synonyms is something we've been doing since primary school. Don't make it look like Nigerian graduates don't know opposites and nearest/similar in meaning.

When you start working, you'll communicate in English therefore I think the test of English is in order. Engine guys have no complain at all .

In all, like you said, keep pushing. Keep practicing as well.

What abt GMAT

[quote author=press005 post=54371054]It can be frustrating at tyms as regards to online job applications.

They make you send ur CV bt also mandates you to fill some boxes .After about 30mins, you will realize you have repeated all the details on your CV.

A job that is meant for graduate trainees will still be asking you of 3-5yrs experience.

After spending 6 or 7yrs in school plus ASUU strike, some job adverts will require you not to be above 25yrs and must have completed your Nysc.

The one that baffles me the most is that a firm that advertised for an engineering graduate trainee position will invite candidates for a Job test and the next thing, they will give you a CBT on Antonyms and Synonyms as if say na English Language you study for school.

Anyhw sha, no matter what guys, dnt be discour




even current affairs