₦airaland Forum

Datboredberry:
Honestly... I personally wouldn't give a fu** what others think... To be honest, some men go through a lot of stress tryna impress the women they want or they are with...

If I'm hustling and you have a problem with my present condition, you can either upgrade my status or go hug barb wire...

The co-tenant is a very useless creature... He would connect the wire from his pea-size brain to his mouth...

DOTian:
2MW!?!?
Nigeria sef...
"The first of it's kind indeed"!

okoroemeka:
you may feel you are happy but konji has a way of disturbing someone's happyness,if you are fortunate enough to encounter a fairly good reasonable girl you will see your happyness increase,we cannot dispute the fact that women are an integral part of a harmonious functioning of a man,my side chick is my high blood pressure reducer and spare shock absorber,

InoGetJoy:
My girlfriend is the most amazing lady in the world. Beautiful with brains. Babes plenty but she's one in a million

BRATISLAVA:
This your full stop can become a comma at any time. Never say never to the baby making business.

BRATISLAVA:
How old is she now?

How did she manage the relationship for 11 years? Was it top secret? Is it that he proposed early to tie her down?

folake4u:
How do people date for 4years?

elmagnifico411:
Hope you know that if u place 'magun' on your spouse, u too won't be able to climb her? Are u prepared for that? If u cannot climb her, it means you'd have to climb someone else and that in itself is u being unfaithful. Magun na developmental mistake jare..

Perez99:
Good day nairalanders.
I will make it very brief. Please I need your advice.
I've been a nairalander since 2016 but this is my first official post.

My father is a good, noble and humble man. A successful business man. He's very proud of us (his children), we're also proud of him. We're 3. I'm 29 years of age, the eldest and only son. He make sure we don't lack anything. We all went to one of the prestigious Private University in Nigeria. I and my immediate baby sis are graduate, while last born still in 300l.

The problem is that, my father don't know how to dress, he prefer to wear faded and worn out clothes. My dad drive highlander 2014 model. If my Dad comes down from his car, you will think he's a driver to an imaginary Boss because of the way he dressed.
Blessed memories of my beloved mom May her soul R.I.P. She was always complaining and sometimes my Dad won't listen to her.

I'm a good fashion designer, my love for fashion is topnotch. I also own a laundry store and a barbing store. I've been privileged to sew some clothes for comedian Buchi which he loves so much and he promised to patronize me again.

GOD in heaven knows how many lovely, mature and soft dress I've sew and bought for my father with my money. He only wears it once and won't wear it again, there are some he haven't put on at all. He celebrated his birthday August, I bought this nice shirt 18k for him as a gift. Till today he hasn't put it on.

Please note: money is not his problem. The other day he stopped by at my store, I and my boys were working. He noticed nobody was using one of my industrial machines. He asked and I said it was faulty. He said how much? I said 170k but I'll change it soon before January....(because I just wrapped my car from corolla to ES Lexus)....Before I could say Jack... Baba don send me 200k. I ordered the machine instantly.

See what happened this morning, He got an invitation to attend a meeting. The smartest way to dress for a highly regarded man like him is native wear.
So he gave me this faded black trouser turning white to brush for him, that he wanted to wear it for the meeting...See eh, It was so annoying. I went to his room gathered the nice, starched and ironed native I could gather and I told him to select one, that I won't brush that faded trouser. He started saying ... " I'm proving stubborn and all manner things"... I'm sure our tenants could hear our argument.

Please Nairalanders. What can I do to make my Dad dress well. I plan to set fire on those faded and worn out clothes but it will look so disrespectful. I'm sure his friends have accepted his mode of dressing.
My siblings and I are tired of complaining.

Please I need an advice!!!

mrfizy:
On your questions:
Might be through imagery and vivid conjuring of imaginations.
On the second question,I think if one is both deaf and blind,then touch will be the conduit through which he feeds his imaginations.

Disclaimer12:
As much as we can't make hasty conclusion while investigation is still ongoing! My own fear is who buried the man ? Where was he buried ? If it's true that he was exhumed from the hotel compound , then the chairman is not saying the truth ! No worker will have such audacity to dig 6 grave, buried someone there without the knowledge of the owner of the hotel ! All these saying that his body part was complete doesn't mean he still can't he used for ritual purpose ! We've heard many stories where people go to the cemetery to get body part of a long dead human being ! Me just tire die Naija sef! Travelling on the road is a risk, using the rail line is a risk! Flying us a risk! So checking into hotel now should be added to one of the 1000 ways of dying in Nigeria ! Nawa o

Oblongata:
Roberto Carlos that year for Ps1, na striker we dey use am do... Come catch am na

The commentator be like 'Rombentor carloss'