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Romance › Re: Some Crude Ways Girls Use To Get Things From Guys by adepiero(op): 7:01pm On Feb 23, 2015

Nneka123:
lol.

well I'm bored. i love saying I'm bored

first female to own up to their crude ways

Politics › Re: I Will Maintain A Modest Lifestyle As President - Buhari by adepiero(op): 11:17pm On Feb 22, 2015

So many diffused brains on NL. clearly people are blinded beyond imagination. Someone with such great intention(GMB) is seen as incapable while a clueless man(GEJ) is seen as a messiah. #SMH

Romance › Re: Top 7 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Are Single by adepiero(op): 11:09pm On Feb 22, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
I just have to agree with all your points...that's for ladies that want to get married. Marriage is definitely not for everyone.

Those girls that keep watching "the Kardashians" (hope I spelt it well...lol) - I pity you, especially those that try to emulate them.

I have this friend, bc of Kim and Co...she said her wedding has to be top notch...
That she would do engagement party / traditional marriage / court & white wedding...I said ahnahn, babe na wetin...na only you waka come. I tried ma best to advise her, she insisted. It's been 4yrs now and she is still sticking on that opinion of hers...recently she said her wedding gown would be Kim-K inspired.

your friend go old

Politics › I Will Maintain A Modest Lifestyle As President - Buhari by adepiero(op): 10:47pm On Feb 22, 2015

*Will Resuscitate Nigerian Airways
*All Presidential Aircrafts Will Be Brought Under
Nigerian Airways
One of the major killer of our economy apart from corruption is Waste. Our scarce resources are being plunder away very carelessly and unnecessarily wasted.
Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that?
Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses.
You may want to ask what a Nigerian President is doing with so much aircraft when a Prime Minister of Britain fly around using the same public aircraft
like an ordinary Briton.
Go and check and compare with that of any developed country in the world, the office of the Nigerian President is a very expensive one in spite our high level of poverty and joblessness.
Despite all these, you still find a Nigerian Minister spending about N10 billion to charter an aircraft for just one year.
Now, for me, when we come into office, all these waste will be blocked and properly channelled into our economy.
We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways.
We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the
presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20.
What is the difference between me and those who elected us to represent them, absolutely nothing. Why should Nigerian President not fly with other Nigerian public?
Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?
"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?
Why do we need to send our children to school abroad if we cannot developed our university to compete with the foreign ones?
Why, and why must our people be servants to the
foreigners in the midst of plenty? I can go on and
on.
I came here in the UK and I chose to trek just to make sure I sent a message back home to some people who wish us dead.
This is not my struggle, it is our collective efforts to save Nigeria from those who have failed us for 16 years.
General Muhammadu Buhari said speaking in London on Saturday, February 21, 2015

Romance › Re: Some Crude Ways Girls Use To Get Things From Guys by adepiero(op): 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2015

eghos12:
am not feeling well pls buy something when coming.....

lol, I forgot to add this one. nice one bro

Romance › Re: Some Crude Ways Girls Use To Get Things From Guys by adepiero(op): 10:10pm On Feb 22, 2015

Samiceman:
Chai.... Nairaland is now ListLand

And this list is the "lamest" of all the lame lists I have come across

Get a brain and come up with your own list... It ain't that hard

Education › Re: OAU Accounting Students Exchange Blows Over Financial Report [Photo] by adepiero: 9:40pm On Feb 22, 2015

Are these students or thugs? PDPiglets soon to be PD-Pigs

Romance › Some Crude Ways Girls Use To Get Things From Guys by adepiero(op): 9:29pm On Feb 22, 2015

We all know that women are soft and tender and should always be treated as such. But today's girls have misused that quality and now its really getting on our nerves.

Below are some of the things girls say to get things from guys.

1) Can you do me a favor? : This request is the first thing a girl tries out on a new guy and once he false for it! e don be for the guy. this words open the door for a guy to be "Maga(ed)"

2) Have not eaten since morning : When I chat with a girl and she tells me this, in my mind am like "Na me say make you fast?" or "I resemble Mr Biggs"

3) Am bored : Have guys now turned to comedians that you girls just call on for your entertainment? una no sabi road to cinema or AY show!

4) I'm hot : Though we guys like to hear this but then I think its lame for girls to still be using this as an excuse to get laid. "Let's have sex" simple!

5) Can I borrow some money from you? : Guys! once you let go off this money, just take it that you've donated to charity. In cases like this I give an amount I won't bother asking for later because girls can put guys on long thing when it comes to money issue. Ladies, its better to tell a guy you need money than to borrow without paying

6) Do you have food? : This is common to school girls. Instead of saying "I am hungry" they'll be asking if you have food. like say food na criteria to visit guys for house.

7) Will you take me out? : I get furious sometimes when girls say this. in my mind am like "Are you handicapped?" if there isn't any man to spend for you, can't you treat yourself to something nice! ladies, ojukokoro will kill some of you.

Guys, feel free to add yours to the list and ladies! don't take it personal just mend your ways

Romance › Re: Phone Call Annoying Questions Dat Guys Ask by adepiero: 8:49pm On Feb 22, 2015

Nneka123:
, but i love it when a guy ask me about number 2 ans 3!

Did you miss me?

Family › Re: Man Caught, Beaten To Pulp For Peeping At Neighbour's Wife by adepiero: 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2015

Konji na bastard. Its high time "Ghana Must Go"

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Politics › Re: GEJ Tackles Obasanjo: ‘Your Utterances Ridiculing Nigeria, Scaring Investors’ by adepiero: 4:12pm On Feb 22, 2015

OBJ and GEJ can kill themselves for all I care, it doesn't move me. All I know is come May 29th, the likes of you would be history when GMB becomes President.

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Jokes Etc › Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse! by adepiero(op): 4:07pm On Feb 22, 2015

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!

4. So now ur drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us.

5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.

6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!

7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over.

9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short? It's OVER.

10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the icecream. U don't care abt me. It's over.

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park ur things!
Happy Sunday peepz

Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Puts Up Notice Warning Intruders That He Shoots To Kill (photo) by adepiero: 12:22pm On Feb 22, 2015

kennygee:
Many are mad, few are roaming.

you got me CTFU with this lines...

Politics › Re: I’m Not In Any London Hospital - Buhari by adepiero: 12:12pm On Feb 22, 2015

Jonadunce Agents be like..

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Christianity Etc › Re: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by adepiero: 12:10pm On Feb 22, 2015

this pastor's next prediction will be about football, then you'll know he is a clown.
T.B.Joshua did more than this before God opened his yansh. keep believing and donating to the "gods of men" till your pocket runs dry then your eyes and leaky brains will gain its sanity #smh

Celebrities › Re: I Took Linda Ikeji For Granted - Ex Boyfriend, Dan Foster by adepiero: 10:09am On Feb 22, 2015

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Phones › Re: Phone Fraud At Computer Village, Ikeja by adepiero: 9:41am On Feb 22, 2015

sekzy99:
Its turning to a comedy contest for u guys abi?

This is Lagos bro and not OYO state!
once you get scammed, move on... if you try to play detective, another scammer will scam you.
You've learnt a lesson, you don't need to carryover the exercise.

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Phones › Re: Phone Fraud At Computer Village, Ikeja by adepiero: 6:40am On Feb 22, 2015

sekzy99:
d fone works just dat its android dats on d fone, will messaage u on watsapp

Msg that guy and you'll get scammed again. you and GEJ be family member? common sense no dey your head

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Phones › Re: Phone Fraud At Computer Village, Ikeja by adepiero: 6:36am On Feb 22, 2015

This is what happens when people believe they are smart, they end up getting played.

After all the shouts that if you must buy anything in Lagos, always get it from a verified source (online/shop) but ur gf went to a street urchin. thank God she got a fake iPhone 5s! back in the day she would have bought FUFU. lol

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by adepiero: 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2015

nairalandist:
What's the welfare package? If I'm gonna risk my life for a country, I need to know what I stand to gain apart from just wearing camo all about and slapping innocent civilians.

Top militaries of the world have the salary packages of army recruits clealy spelled out, nobody should come here & start talking about motivation based on empty stomach cos I know some Nigerians are sufferheads!

May God bless your generation yet unborn for this post.
Why would any citizen of a country pay money to get screened into the military? and with no certainty of being enlisted. some naive Nigerians would have bought the form already not knowing they are in for the kill.
Nothing is transparent in this corruption stricken country, no salary/welfare package! you get enlisted only to end up as a politicians bodyguard or firing range object for boko haram

#EmancipateYourself

Politics › Re: Lagos INEC Yet To Recieve 400,000 PVCs by adepiero: 11:04pm On Feb 20, 2015

tolextony:
HOW TO BE AN APC MEMBER OR
FAN
1. Create lies; 2. Attack and insult
violently when facts are presented;
3.Scream "Sai Buhari" if faced with
superior argument.
4. Lose your sense of rationality and
logic.
5. Insult the president and anyone
that supports him
6. Lie that GEJ stole $49 billion.
7. Disagree with any event or post
that portrays GEJ in a goodlight and
agree with any event or post that
portrays GEJ in a badlight.
8. Disagree with any event or post
that portrays GMB in a badlight and
agree with any post showing him in
a goodlight.
6. Celebrate bokoharam attacks by
shouting "GEJ is Clueless, Our
soldiers are weak and 6weeks is
counting oh"
What surprises me is the ease and
unremorseful impunity at which
Buhari and his supporters tell lies.
You can never see any iota of
morality in them, it's such a shame!
If they tell you they represent
change tell them to refute the
attached picture. Imagine Tinubu
telling you he will fight
corruption..don't be decieved..Vote
wisely.

There is wisdom in silence! even though you are not wise, don't let people remind you. better to read comments than type meaninglessly to a topic.

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Family › Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adepiero: 9:50pm On Feb 20, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pele jarey.
It's good you came around.

It's no longer as fun as it used to be since the mass exodus of my e-generation.
Lol

Yeah that's true! @mass exodus

but the newbies are not that bad, its just that I notice so many e-wars on election topics and you can't really sieve the wise ones.
All well and good, we'll still mingle

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Family › Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adepiero: 4:15am On Feb 19, 2015

MizMyColi:
Hehehehehehehe
Long time

Abi you take vacation ni?
Lol

@Blog.

It gets better.

Hope you back for good?

I didn't take any vacation, na work dey tear me from my people

Family › Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by adepiero: 9:51pm On Feb 18, 2015

MizMyColi:
This question is not for me.
I'm here to read comments.

Adanaya, been a while. how you doing? and I hope ur blog is getting enough traffic!

just wanna say hi

Romance › Re: . by adepiero: 10:30pm On Feb 17, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by adepiero: 11:23pm On Feb 16, 2015

i'll keep saying it, pastors are overrated. This guy just added to the list of clowns we have already #SMH

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Politics › Re: FAYEMI Vs FAYOSE: Jubilation In Ekiti As Appeal Court Confirmed Fayose's Victory by adepiero: 10:57pm On Feb 16, 2015

clevvermind:
We are not expecting anything different before. We've already know the outcome before now. Up pdp, up Jonathan. He who laughs last, laughs best.

clevermind is a far cry. you do not act in line with your moniker #smh

Politics › Re: Is Professor Osibanjo Right With This? (PICS) by adepiero: 10:51pm On Feb 16, 2015

This is "So Damn True!"

You don't need to blow your own trumpet, if you've done a good thing, POSTERITY will speak for you.

wise words from a wise man.

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Romance › Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by adepiero: 10:48pm On Feb 16, 2015

Movesz:
This thread will just lead jjc guys to runs girl trap..

your head is there!

as if you knew what I was thinking, so many boys will be maga(ed) with this.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Attacks Iyanya After Posting New Photo by adepiero: 10:15pm On Feb 16, 2015

LMAO! this is hilarious

Christianity Etc › Re: Cherubim & Seraphim Pastor Arrested With Hard Drugs (Pictured With The Drugs) by adepiero: 10:10pm On Feb 16, 2015

Pastors! the most corrupt and dubious position anybody can hold.
Too overrated!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview Question That Threw Me Off-balance by adepiero: 9:49pm On Feb 16, 2015

From Dictionary meaning:

EFFECTIVE - Having power to produce required effect(s)

EFFICIENT - Making good, thorough, or careful use of resources, not consuming extra. Especially not consuming time and energy

With the above definition, everyone would agree that being an efficient staff covers all areas of effectiveness and more.

This question is very technical, am impressed grin

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