₦airaland Forum

MrLekan95:
Next time u don't have to quote people like him back... they are only going to drag u into mess...

okay bro

And this one will call himself a leader? A chancellor of a school that has been for more than 8 months without him saying peem

Lord hear my prayer please

aluko360:
if you want quantity, choose lautech.

If you want quality, choose FUTA.


I've been to both climes and i know where the grass is greener.

who will be looking for quantity before going to a university? When we say which one is better, is either we point at their standard academic activities or calendar not quantity of students

it will be so hard to grade this two universities 'cos of their standard academic calendar andd activities....








ok







University of nigeria vs University of lagos , which one is the best

They are both Technology Schools, One is a Federal and the Other is ruled and managed by two Constituted authority,




Yes which one is better between the two? Ladoke akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso? Or Federal University of Technology Akure??....

OP don't go there oo, Uni-lag is better than uni-ilorin, to myy own kastermater, and now weyy dem don bann Uni-ilorin sef

the constituted authority are angry with uni better by far ishh

MrLekan95:
Bleep... If u don't understand am sure other people who have sense will do...
All of this nigga will be forming "i to know" as if everyone are equal intellectually...
just try to get his msg and give ur opinion, instead of blabing and claiming one yeye over sabi...

bro God bless you ooo, i been no wan talk

R2bees:
We just finished our first semester exam for the 2016/2017 session.. Anambra state university (Odimegwu Ojukwu university)


Which school can beat that?


Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Fynestboi

lautech has already finised their second semester exam for 2016/2017 sef, buh just waiting for the constituted authority to announce their resumption date

Ten12:
Ayam not understanding yet

what i mean is that she didn't celebrate the other years', she started celebrating at age 15

Ten12:
First: leap year happens every 4 years which means she is bellow 6yrs cos u said since she started celebrating her b'day. So you are dating an under age and if you ve had conjugal knowledge of her it means you're a pedophiliac..so I will only come to advice you when you are behind bars

can't you just try to understand what i was trying to say? she started celebrating her brithday when she was 15years old, the other years she didn't mark it nor celebrate anything, that's what i mean

DozieInc:
28th is okay cos it's the same month

okay thanks sir, but she said she'll rather skip this year than to celebrate it on 28th, and she said she ain't gonna count it among her age

please nairalanders, i have been wondering of where to get a genuine answer to this question i wanna ask, before my mind pop up that i have some mature people here on nairaland,






i have a girlfriend, she was born on febuary 29th some years back, buh unfortunately this year february is ending on 28th, please she's confused on when to celebrate her birthday....






Please my girl is confused, she said this is the first time it happened like that since she started celebrating her birthday though she's not too old, she's a small bae,




She want to know the actual date she'll be celebrating her birthday 'cos i heard that it's called something leap year and it usually occur four-four years


I'll be very grateful if Bro Mod can help me push this to front page

mayoor15:
Then go find out, kuku tell us oyo takes all the profit now.... Thank God you didn't deny who was funding the school majorly, the way out is let Osun focus on its own university leaving lautech for oyo. Until that is done the crisis will always exist or better still, FG should take over from both states.... BTW am not from oyo or osun but I have friends there but that doesn't cloud my judgement.... BTW nobody seems to be talking about SUG that stopped school first semester exams because of that fraudulent election and how the students resulted to riots that led to school closure for 3 months in the name of semester break?

3months abi wetin i hear?

babdap:
I doubt the authenticity of this news, have they begged the constituted authorities.

the news is comfirmed, the constituted authority bowed for the students, check the nation for full details

Oyo, Osun pay N500m to end
crisis
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The Oyo and Osun state governments have
paid N250 million each to the Ladoke
Akintola University of Technology
(LAUTECH) to end the crisis rocking the
institution.





The Nation confirmed the development
from a very top source in the university
yesterday.
The source said: “Yes, both states have
paid the amount as promised and the sum
is now in the kitty of the university.”
LAUTECH students have been at home for
eight months due to the industrial action
by all categories of workers in the
institution.





The crisis reached a peak last week when
LAUTECH students protested to the Office
of the Governor of Oyo State in Ibadan, the
state capital.




While addressing them, the governor
promised that each owner state would
contribute a sum of N250 million to get
back workers to their duty posts and build
on it afterwards.




Governor Abiola Ajimobi said the sum
would enable the institution to pay some
salaries and reopen for academic activities
before the end of this month.
Reacting, the President of the Students’
Union Government of the institution,
Olatunde Bakare, commended the two
governors, saying it was a way forward.




According to him, the sum, though not up
to exactly what is needed to clear salary
arrears for two months, would help kick-
start the process of implementing the
short term solution to the crisis.
Bakare said once the short term solution is
implemented, it would pave the way for
the
medium and long term solution the
financial problem plaguing LAUTECH. He
promised to confirm the payment.








Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/lautech-oyo-osun-pay-n500m-end-crisis/

EmperorLee:
And you had to spoil everything with No 12, mtcheew.

EmperorLee:
And you had to spoil everything with No 12, mtcheew.

This afonja man

FOOTBALL vs SEX.


1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.


2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.


3. Condom = GOALKEEPER


4. Condom breaks = PENALTY


5. Abortion = RED CARD


6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN


7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL


8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.


9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.


10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP


11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH


12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL


13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.


14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY


15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ


16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN



17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.


18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR


19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification


20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass


21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury


22.You and your girl break up= Game over


23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD


24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play


Which one do occurs to you?









Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

McBrooklyn:
OP means Original poster...

ohhhhhhhhh....thanks oga

McBrooklyn:
I guess the OP is someone you know then...

warris the meaning of OP sef

PabloOmoEscobar:
Blame Ajimobi

the constituted authority that thunder will soon strike

OMG, where are we going in this country? Huhhhh? We are the boko haram of our country ourselves

see wetin lautech strike cause

huhh?Nigeria?

coool ............................I Was sleeping in the Church when the usher woke me up Immediately I Heard the pastor say "STAND UP" I Stood up not knowing why! PASTOR:- Thank you Jesus,Brother #Michael is number 1 person, Any other person who will give us 5Milion naira for our project? I Fainted . . . . . Dats y I stop going to church .

the best thing God can do to Nigeria is just make the world ends . . meanwhile . . . . .
.I Was sleeping in the Church when the usher woke me up Immediately I Heard the pastor say "STAND UP" I Stood up not knowing why! PASTOR:- Thank you Jesus,Brother #Michael is number 1 person, Any other person who will give us 5Milion naira for our project? I Fainted . . . . . Dats y I stop going to church .

eyescue:
Wow, I can't say how happy I am getting an alert of 361,000.00 after investing 200,000.00 prior to the Christmas's break as declared by mavrodi on the 13th of Dec. 2016. Indeed am so happy and I hope my other good fellow mavrodians get their own alert and rejoice with me.

And as for those that can never rest in saying all sort of rubish and negative things about MMM shame. MMM is better than our fake Nigerian governments from the Federal level to thow I can can GH and PH LIKE NEVER BEFORE.

LONG LIVE MMM, LONG LIVE MY FELLOW MAVRODIANS.

MMM is you and I, and in as much as we live PHing and GHing, MMM lives. Be happy for me becos I DON GET ALERT....GODWIN!

If this post enter front page, LAUTECH will resume next week

Judolisco:
Is Dat why u close d university for close to eight months now are ur children farming

don't you know he's is the constituted authority?/

Godprotectigbos:
ofonja people sef

form Ajimbola of oyo state to osun state




let me borrow oyo state daughter's words " generation of manner less people"

afterall he's the constituted authority

Godprotectigbos:
ofonja people sef

form Ajimbola of oyo state to osun state




let me borrow oyo state daughter's words " generation of manner less people"

afterall he's the constituted authority

daretodiffer:
There is Ori on YouTube but it is divided into parts. As for Ile, I have no idea. You probably have to visit one of those stores that sell movies in Lagos especially the one that producedit

okay thanks