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CrazyQuinn:
I disagree

Obasanjo

CrazyQuinn:
I disagree

lie Muhammed

bitchcrafts:
That's if you're say still a late teen or an early adult... So, I can relate; I've been there

thank God you say the truth

slyIsaac:
. !! Everything is in heat tis days...

abi na

An odd photo of a white horse trying to s*xually
molest a male police officer has been trending online
with mixed reactions from social media users.






According to reports, a policeman bent over in
front of a Hot horse that misinterpreted the
action and immediately attempted to hump the
man with an erect reproductive organ.


It took the intervention of another police officer to
restratin the obviously aroused and desperate
animal. Rumours have it that the awful incident
took place in the United States of America.



A top commenter said the horse should be named
after the famous American rapper, late Tupac
Shakur over its attempt to ‘f*ck’ the police
literally.




www.tori.ng/news/39247/end-time-see-the-moment-a-horse-attempted-to-rpe-a.html

YorubaDemon:
FALSE!!!!!! 'shouting'

hnnmmm.... lie Muhammed

ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A
LOVER:


1. You can sleep well.


2. You can save time and money.


3. No worries about how you look.


4. No miss calls in the midnight.


5. No need to recharge more than twice a day.


6. You can talk to all boys/girls.


7. You can eat well


8. No scoldings from parents/
guardians.


9. Can eat in any restaurant.


10. You can visit any body.


11. can pick any call, any time without being
questioned.


12. Don't worry about missed
calls.


13. You will have 100% rest of
mind.


14. you will live a long life.



NOTE:- LOVE is a beautiful things,
fall in love with one who takes
you as a priority not to one that takes you as an
option.




Any man/ woman that doesn't give you LOVE, CARE
and ATTENTION is not worth to be with.






TRUE or FALSE ??...




FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS TOO

Zealous fan has dramatically demonstrated his love
for football star, Lionel Messi during a football
match recently .








Football maestro, Lionel Messi , played in his
national football team on Thursday where he was
spectacular on the pitch.



The Barcelona legend helped 10 - man Argentina defeat
Uruguay 1 -0 in 2018 World Cup qualifying
victory during the match .


Messi scored the winning goal in the 42 nd minute
on his return to the national team .


Though not at their best , Argentina and Messi did
enough to edge the contest against a tough
Uruguay side .



The match also witnessed a crazy incident when a
fan breached security to meet Messi .
The pitch invader fell to his knees and even kissed the
Barcelona star’ s feet . He was then escorted away by
the police .

[size=30pt]WOOOWWWWWWWWWW....... I KNOW THAT GUY "Dikko Chinedu Oladapo" WE WENT TO THE SAME PRIMARY SCHOOL


CONGRATS Chukwuma Adekunle Ciroma ANYWAY [/size]

[size=13pt]this is unbelievable !!!

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This creature looks like OBJ
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ademiD:
.

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the gods are watching you

Blakjewelry:
The gods are angry

Wetin concerns the gods with this issue , edakun ??

OdikwaRisky:
Make I go shït first, I go return with detailed analysis.

Ps: you all ugly.

KAIIIII,,, NAWA OOO, I DIDNT SAY WE AINT UGLY NAH, NAH THE CLOTH I TOLD YOU TO CHECK,

[size=15pt]LERUS WAIT AND OBSERVE IN 3D[/size]

National Space Research and Development Agency (NSRDA) has urged the public not to panic over the Annular Eclipse which will be experienced between the hours of 7:15am and 10:03am on Thursday, September 1 with slight variations in actual timing across the country.


In a press statement by the Head of Media and Corporate Communications, Dr Felix Ale, the Agency appealed to the general public not to panic or adduce any mystical interpretations to this event, urging them not to observe the eclipse with Nakked eyes, as this can cause damage.


According to the statement, in the Federal Capital Territory Abuja, there will be a partial eclipse, with an obscurity of 60 per cent, and the first contact at about 7:17am, with maximum eclipse at 8:32am and end at 10:00am.



Also, Lagos will experience its first contact with the eclipse at 7:15am, with a maximum eclipse occurring at 8:32am and ending at about 10:00am.


The Agency has arranged a viewing centre tomorrow to enable members of the public, pupils and students from various schools to view the eclipse using specially designed viewing instruments provided by the space Agency.



The viewing centre which has been set up by the Agency will be open to the public on Thursday 1st September, 2016 from 6:45am for school pupils and students to observe the annular eclipse as part of its continuous programmes to expose Nigerians and students to matters concerning astronomical environment.




http://www.gltrends.ng/2016/08/not-panic-annular-eclipse-hit-nigeria-tomorrow/


See earlier thread on this here https://www.nairaland.com/3293125/annular-eclipse-occur-nigeria-september

colik:
What happened to Uncle Sam's feet?
Why do they look white?

lolz...... he forgot his shoe at that girl's room

favexx:
Una look hungry sha. The material and style is the same tor...una no rock am well...quote me and receive alert

Yea we were hungry it's true sha, but i did'nt said we rock it well, i said who rocked it most

MORE

B. BOZZMICH

Again !!!!!!!!!!!


Some Nairalanders pose with the same Akanra...



who Rock it Best ??



A. Sam


B. BozzMich


C. KY





Be sincere


Insults Allow....But Not too much oo









though they were hungry sha,

ouzo1:
I get The Rock second hand T shirt for sale

mhen.....

ouzo1:
I get The Rock second hand T shirt for sale

mhen..... how mush

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson elbowed out
reigning top-ranked Robert Downey Jr. to become
the world’s highest-paid actor–and scored his
biggest ever annual paycheck in the process.


Johnson’s $64.5 million payday more than
doubled his 2015 earnings, making him this
year’s biggest dollar gainer.



The erstwhile
wrestler’s millions and millions came from
upfront fees for movies including Central
Intelligence and Fast 8, as well as the
forthcoming Baywatch in which he’s set to play
Mitch Buchannon. A staple of the Fast and
Furious franchise, the stellar box office
performance of his recent films (including 2015’s
hit San Andreas) have seen his quotes skyrocket.




if I'm not mistaking , $64.5m is app. 225Trillions of naira if not more than that




www.forbes.com/sites/natalierobehmed/2016/08/25/the-worlds-highest-paid-actors-2016-the-rock-leads-with-knockout-64-5-million-year/#7b1a55a745da

In almost all Nigerian Institutions, there has been an obnoxious attitude and activities that has been going on both inside and outside the campus which could destroy a student’s academic carreer if care is nnt taken. These unpleasant activities and attitudes are being practised by our students, both the males and the female ones. Such obnoxious activities and attitudes are as follows;


1.CULTISM – These are groups formed mostly by students. These groups are heartless, merciless, unconscionable and undaunted to die.

Cultists are like smokers who could die at anytime. It’s quite unfortunate that in almost all Nigerian Institutions, 85% of the students are cultists. .
On the contrary, most parents/parent are not aware that their children whom they sent to school to go and learn have joined cultism. I had seen and heard so many news about cultists who are being shot dead either on their way to/from lecture by their fellow cultists.

Cultism is now very rampant in our various institutions. The most unfortunate part is that most students’ are being adviced/forced to join cultism by their fellow students’ and friends who belonged. The fact is that if you hesitate to join the group, they would be threatening to kill you,

some would even be calling you Jew Man. My brethren, it’s better for someone to be called a Jew Man and and feel comfortable even when walking alone in the night than to risk his/her life by joining cultism.

2.WOMANIZING – This is the commonest factor that could ruin the carreer of most of our young men in the institutions. This is the situation whereby almost 90% of our young men in the institutions chase/pursue different kinds of women of different sizes.

Womanizing is one of the most dangerous factor because, sexually transmitted diseases could be contacted through sex, whereby risking your young life.

Most women are very cunning and tricky, they would frustrate you and also dump you. The most unpleasant is that some guys spends their school fees on women, why? Just because of pleasure. It’s indeed annoying and provocative. My brethren, bend down concentrate on your studies.

3.STUDYING THE WRONG COURSE – This is in every institutions, it’s common. Sometimes i blame the parents, sometimes i blame the institutions by giving candidates courses that they did not applied for, sometimes i blame the students who chose courses they did not know about.

You wold see acase whereby a candidate is being denied admission and would be asked to select another course or else, you would lose your admission, this had made and is making so many candidates to ignorantly choose courses that is not their ambition, some would even choose courses they have not heard of.


On the other hand, some parents pressurizes their children to study courses that is not their ambition. Students are supposed to be given full privillage to choose courses they like..

Summarily, if you want to succeed during your academics, avoid bad friends, bad gangs, womanizing, avoid being pressurized to study a course that’s not your ambition, avoid choosing a wrong course, and again but not the last, pray to your God.