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EgunMogaji:
Ordinary Ejigbo?

I beg go sidown

lol

Lolzzzzzzzz...........Ahbeg all of you complaining about my phone, twas not my phone, itwas one of my friend's phone and beside the phone is an infinx X507 , i don't know what happen to the guy camera , sha I'm sorry sha, Buh the rain still dey fall oo......may be i will take clear pictures from the flood for una ehn

muller101:
Idi ape for sure.

yea, don't know i have nairalanders from Ejigbo here self

junido501:
Dis shld be along idi ape road.

yea comfirm

Bihari must hear this oo

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After a 2hours Non-Stop Rain Yesterday in Ejigbo , One of the biggest Local Government in Osun State , The Roads were taken Over by Flood which prevents people from moving about .


See Photos below :

Tenkobos:
I have never seen the last kicks of dying horse that lasted for a year+

really ?

HungerBAD:
Following.

let's go

Some group of students of Ladoke
Akintola University of Technology
(LAUTECH), Ogbomoso and Osogbo
campuses, have appealed to Gov. Rauf
Aregbesola of Osun and his Oyo state
counterpart, Abiola Ajimobi, to reopen the
institution.



The convener of the group, Mr Eze
Raymond, made the call on Friday in
Osogbo in statement made available to
newsmen.



He described the closure of the
university due to nonpayment of
salaries of the lecturers as `unfortunate.’
He appealed to stakeholders in the
education sector to prevail on the two
governors to reopen the university
Raymond also appealed to Gov. Aregbesola
to pay the 12 months salary arrears
government owed the lecturers.



He appealed to Gov. Ajimobi to settle the 6
months salary arrears Oyo government
owed the lecturers
He urged the governors to pay the Earned
Academic Allowance of the lecturers,
which they claimed was paid last in
2012
“We urge the two governors to settle our
lecturers to enable our university reopen
for the harmattan semester examination.



“Programme that should ordinarily
complete in five years is being delayed to
seven years due to incessant strike
occasioned by the inability of the
government to pay workers salary.



“We appeal to all stakeholders in the
education sector to intervene.
“We also appeal to the two governors to come
together and find urgent solution to the
issues that led to the closure of the
university” he said.



The university is jointly owned and
financed by Osun and Oyo state
governments.

hisgrace090:
This is handy work of leaders with human brain.

you're rifht

The Nigerian Army on Friday
stated that 19 of its soldiers and three
members of the Civilian JTF who were
returning from a clearance operation of
Boko Haram terrorists camps in a village
in Borno, suffered gunshot injuries after
they ran into an ambush and engaged
in a gunfight with the terrorists.



An unspecified number of the terrorists
which military sources put at 30 and
40 were killed while several others ran into
the bush with their blood stains littering
the escape routes of the terrorists.


Many soldiers and some members of
Civilian JTF are however said to be missing
in action (MIA) following the bloody
battle prompting the Army authorities to
send re-enforcements to go for rescue
operations of those that may still be alive.


A statement from Army headquarters
confirming the development, signed by Col
Sani Usman, Acting Director, Army
Public Relations said, “Today
(Thursday) morning, troops on
clearance patrol at Guro Gongon village
and environs to rout out remnants of Boko
Haram terrorists hibernating therein,
destroyed the terrorists’ makeshift camps
and recovered quite a number of weapons,
equipment and foodstuff in the process.
“The recovered items include 1 Gun truck
mounted with an Anti-Aircraft Gun, a
MOWAG Armoured Personnel Carrier
(APC), 1 Rocket Propelled Grenade Tube, 1
Light Machine Gun, 3 AK-47 rifles and
motorcycles.”


“However, the gallant soldiers basking on
the recorded success, returning to their
defensive locations, ran into an ambush
by a group of Boko Haram terrorists who
came to reinforce their fleeing comrades.
“The troops fought back gallantly killing
several of the insurgents. “Sadly however,
19 soldiers and 3 civilian JTF members were
wounded in action while a few others
were missing in action.




Photos From the Scene Not Yet Posted Online ......






www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/gun-battle-borno-scores-terrorists-killed-19-soldiers-injured/

mankan2k7:
of d greatest ladokite

Great !!

PheezyLee:
Interesting!
Spacebooked

smh

*Finland is ranked No.1 in the world in Education. What’s so great there!*


• A child goes to school there only at the age of 7. The torture does not start at 2 ½ as it is elsewhere.


*• A child learns from each move that it comes across in this early age at home.*


• From the age of 7 to 10 the child spends 50% of it’s time in school and the remaining as vacation.


*• The school timings are also less and equal importance is given to Music, Arts and Sports too*


• The schools there have relaxation rooms for the children to take rest if they feel tired.


*• Until the age of 13 there is no grading and no report cards for students.*


• If their parents are inquisitive of the child’s progress they can apply to know that.


*• Since there is no grading there is no pressure on the student to compete.*


• They are not given homework. Students can do their homework in the subject of their choice.


*• A doctor stationed in each school monitors their health and advices.*


• Only a maximum of 600 students are permitted in a school.


*• There aren’t any private schools. All are Govt. run. There is equality in education for all.*


• 99% of children in Finland get primary education.


*• Students who hail from a country where there aren’t exams excel in competitive exams elsewhere.*


• You may wonder how this is possible. A UN research explains this…..


*• UN does an annual research about the happiest children in the world. Finland stands first.*


• Educationists from other countries flock to Finland to understand their system more.


*• 1500 representatives from 56 countries go there every year.*


• The country’s major foreign exchange comes from education tourism.


*• A teachers job in Finland is highly valued .*


• The teachers there have a major stake in the laws and policies of the country.


*• Every third child there wants to become a teacher. But it’s not so easy.*


• Only students who excel are considered for this post.


*• They are given 5 years of Teacher Training, 6 months of Military training, One year of onsite teacher training, Training in the Laws and Policies, Fire service, Self Defense, First Aid.*












*Thoughts to ponder:*

• Don’t find fault in children. Don’t hesitate to appreciate when they do good.


• No one knows what a child can become. Keep encouraging them.


• Edison was considered dumb and thrown out of school.


• Louis Pasteur was an average student in school.


• Einstein was considered an idiot in school.

• Talk to children daily about their goodness.

• Don’t compare a child with another.

• Talk about successful people to them.

• Instead of telling them how not to be, just tell them about how to be.

• Don’t curb them to the house

• Give them good examples and independence.

• If you talk to them about a bed of flower they’ll understand the path of thorns.

• Tell them about hardwork. They will get to know about laziness.

• When you tell them about successful people they will understand the reasons for failure.




And for all this, we need a good governance.

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einst3in:
Mrpoursandinsidegarri

Bro Come again !!!

Three Students From Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH) Michael. , Fawas And Rauf dodged exam because they did not read. They came up with a plan, got themselves
dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. ”Sir we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see. The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Dean put them in 3 separate classes. There were only 4 QUESTION in the exam paper; 1. Who and who got married? (25 mks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks) Good luck, your answers.. must be the same.!!





Describe the Dean with one word!

Residents in IDP Camp Borno

An alarming report released
on Wednesday by
UNICEF, the United
Nations Children’s Fund,
estimates that at least 250,000
children are at risk of
malnourishment and death in...
Borno State before the end of this
year, and that 50,000 people may
die.


In response to the report, the
Nigerian government said it was
poised to launch a major
intervention.

“We are launching an intervention
and a major, major initiative will
take place soon,” presidential
spokesman Femi Adesina told
SaharaReporters..


The UNICEF report comes in the
wake of numerous press statements
and public events by Borno State
Governor Kashim Shettima
attempting to illustrate to the
public how his government was
addressing the humanitarian
crisis.

According to UNICEF, of the
244,000 children suffering from
severe acute malnutrition in the
state this year, about 49,000
children—that is, about 1 in 5—
will die if they do not receive
treatment.

It describes the scale of the
humanitarian crisis as becoming
more evident “as more areas in the
northeast become accessible to
humanitarian assistance.” The
numbers have been derived from
areas which were formerly being
controlled by the Boko Haram
terrorists..

Specifically asked what the federal
government was doing to address the
humanitarian crisis, Mr.
Adesina, said: “A lot is
happening now and much more
will happen very soon,” and then
alluded to the forthcoming “major”
intervention.

However, he refused to elaborate
what the intervention would entail,
or discuss timetables concerning
when the public would learn the
details of the plan to end the
suffering of the children concerned.
SaharaReporters attempted to contact
Governor Shettima for comment on
the UNICEF report but he was
unavailable when our correspondent
called.





His spokesman, Isa Gusau,
admitted “there is malnutrition,
no doubt about that,” but added,
“there has been no breakdown in
coordination” between State,
Federal, and international
agencies.



Mr. Gusau said that the Borno
State government was “stepping up
its feeding programs and
increasing the presence of medical
staff.” He added that there are 250
camps outside of Maiduguri, the
capital of Borno State.



The spokesman also said that Borno
“is feeding three million people
now and working with others
[national and international
groups]” in doing that.



Mr. Adesina, in turn, also denied
reports that there have been failures
in humanitarian response leading
to the malnourishment.



Manuel Fontaine, the UNICEF
Regional Director for Western and
Central Africa, said “some 134
children on average will die every
day from causes linked to acute
malnutrition if the response is not
scaled up quickly."



Mr. Fontaine, who just returned
from a visit to Borno State, further
stated, "We need all partners and
donors to step forward to prevent any
more children from dying. No one
can take on a crisis of this scale
alone."



One source, speaking
anonymously to SaharaReporters,
expressed skepticism about the
UNICEF figures, speculating, “I
believe they are seeking attention
from donors.”






saharareporters.com/2016/07/20/250000-children-serious-risk-borno-state-unicef-says

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Finally !! See What I Saw After Downloading Whatsapp On My Phone (PHOTO)

It was stated early this year that whatsapp will no longer work on blackberry OS, Nokia, and symbiam phone, i tought twas a joke...

Not until yersterday, One of my friend bought a blackberry phone ,unknowingly he asked me to do monthly subscription for him,...
.
.
After doing the subscription, i decided to surf the mb small by downloading some apps, ...
.

I downloaded whatsapp and decided to register it for him...
.
Loh and behold i saw something like this (Whatsapp is no longer supported on this phone please switch to a supported version!!!
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Oboi that same yerstday i sold my two blackberry phones ..(-_-) ...
Abi whats the essence of a bb phone without whatsapp?

ok....modified

1) A guy asked u for sex
and u asked, "Do u Love
me?". What do u expect
him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?


2) Half naked girls are hot, while well
dressed
girls are beautiful... Hell is
hot, while heaven is
beautiful... the choice is
yours


3) You have been engaged to him for 2
years
and
no wedding is forth
coming. Please kindly
remove
the ring. Is your finger
a key holder?


4)You have slept with
over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to
the barbers shop with
your
personal clipper. What are you
preventing


5) Guys always know who
their heart belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken
in diamond sauce or do monkey style
in bed,
if its not you, It can't
be you


6) In America wen a
couple go to bed dey say
"Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet
dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u
lock d Gate, doors &
windows?


7) You cannot say "I can't
date you, I have a boyfriend" and be
asking
for money from him. Gt-
bank staff cannot receive
salary from UBA bank!


My name is alitra, I used
my friend to set up my girlfriend to c if
she'll
cheat on me. Now
they've sent me wedding
Invitation. What AM I?
A) Learner B) God sent C) Fool


9) No Guy will ever tell a
Lady "i ve a GF" when
asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken
up"



10) Welcome to Nigeria
where the government is responsible and
blamed for every damn
things. if mosquito bite you, you
will blame the
government


11) No guy is single, you
either snatch him from
someone or share him with someone, the
most
important thing is to be
the highest Shareholder.


12) I woke up today,
someone somewhere just
took their last breath. Thank You God for
blessing me more than I
deserve


13) 35yr old first class
graduate without job and
u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS


14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10
years
and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the
years?


15). (a)Sex won't make
him love u (b). A baby won't make him
stay. If
you're doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE...


16) No matter how nice
you are to a goat, it will
still eat your yam


17) You make his 'Dick' hard, u
carry him enter room, he
don off shirt, then u
shout April Fool... My sister, he will
RAPE ur
Destiny!!


18) What shall it profit a girl to have all
the
Brazilian hair in the whole
world and still lose her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut


19) Kill an American citizen
and 1
million policemen will be
deployed to search for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians
U will be invited for amnesty


20) Don't act like you have
it all, even rich men
beg for pen in the bank


21) No matter how big ur
house is, How recent your car
is,or how huge ur bank account is,
Our grave is still gonna
be the same size, stay
humble


22) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your
Face
Might Be,yo
U Will Still Be the
Food For Worms....


Where do you fall..
.
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airprince:
O. P when I was registering for jamb there was a section for O level result.. Remember

there was a section for o'level yes true buh there was no section for Grades ,!!!

Federal Government Monday, cancelled the second test, otherwise known as National Common Entrance screening test conducted by the National Examination Council (NECO) for admission into Federal Government Colleges.

The cancellation is with effect from the 2017/2018 academic year. Minister of Education, Malam Adamu Adamu, announced the cancellation in a statement signed by the Deputy Director, Press and Public Relations, Federal Ministry of Education, Mr Ben Bem Goong. On reasons for the cancellation, Adamu Adamu stated that the second test was an unnecessary additional financial burden on parents/guardians, describing it as unacceptable.



The Minister said the era of multiple examinations attracting prohibitive fees could be accommodated by the President Muhammadu Buhari administration, especially against the backdrop of government’s determination to increase access to education as a platform for breaking the cycle of poverty.


The Minister therefore directed the National Examinations Council (NECO) to strengthen its examination processes with a view to achieving a quality and credible National Common Entrance Examination for admission into unity schools at the first test.





www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/‎fg-cancels-‎-2nd-neco-test-unity-schools/

The Acting Inspector-General of
Police (IGP), Ibrahim Idris,
has claimed that the past IGP,
Solomon Arase went away
with 24 police vehicles upon
retiring from service. In a
statement made to journalists at
a press conference in Abuja on
Sunday, July 17, Mr. Idris
said, “A week before I was
announced IG when you look
through my office window,
you could see so many cars.
But the cars all disappear we
when I came in.”


“When I took over, there were no
vehicles. I discovered that the last IG
went away with 24 vehicles,
including two BMWs. The DIGs
some took seven, others eight. And
they left me with an old vehicle.”
Mr. Idris said that he asked the
former IG to return the excess cars.
“So, I wrote to him and reminded
him of the police rule. When a
policeman retires as IG, DIG,
AIG or CP, he is entitled to some
vehicles. So, he should take his
entitlement and return the extra. I
believe four vehicles are enough for
an average person. What does one
need 24 vehicles for?”



The new head of the Nigerian
Police mentioned that he had
created a special investigative unit
that would look into all vehicles’
purchases in the last three years.
Mr. Idris will also be
investigating irregularities in
promotion in the police force to
ascertain if the Police Service
Commission rules were followed to
the letter.



He was particularly determined to
tackle the issue as he claimed he
had been a victim of the promotion
irregularities, recalling that he
spent five years as Commissioner of
Police, while some of his
colleagues were made Assistant
Inspector Generals (AIGs) with
two years.


“This is a constitutional issue,”
he said.
According to The Vanguard, a
source close to Mr. Arase said the
former IGP is “the embodiment of
a professional officer who will not
stoop so low to confiscate
operational equipment which he
fought for the police to have, into
personal use”
“In this era of anti-corruption
crusade which Arase fought in the
Police force in all ramifications,”
he was quoted as saying, “how
can the same Arase turn around to
soil his integrity built over the
years with operational vehicles.”
At the press conference, Mr. Idris
narrated an exchange which he had
with the President who asked,
“what I was doing with that kind
of vehicle.” Describing the said
vehicle, Mr. Idris said, “The
headlight has changed colour,
which means it was parked for long
under the rain. But the new ones
that were bought, including an
Armoured BMW 7 series, he took
them away.”




Mr. Arase denied the allegation,
describing it as a spiteful
propaganda.
He urged the acting IG to focus
on confronting the security
challenges facing the country
instead of wasting time on “media
propaganda.”’


According to The Punch, the former
head of police was quoted as
saying, “What am I going to do
with 24 cars? Do I want to open a
car shop? This is a malicious
accusation. There are ways of
verifying issues rather than
engaging in media propaganda.”






saharareporters.com/2016/07/18/former-igp-arase-stole-24-cars-idris

Many candidates have been asking
questions on the kind of preparations
they need ahead of their institutions'
admission screening exercise.


Like you already know, the screening as
stipulated by JAMB will involve the
verification of your documents and
physical examination of the candidates.
As we have always done, we would like to
use this medium to bring you up to
speed concerning what is expected of you
in preparation towards the screening
exercise of your institution.


For the sake of clarity and emphasis, I
would like to present them as bullet




1. Get Your O-level Results Ready:
Candidates are expected to present copies
of their O-level Certificates or Statement of
Results obtained in not more than two
sittings.

Another thing you should know is that
if it is up to four years you sat for
your O-level examination, your
institution will likely require you to
present the Original Certificate of the O-
level examination instead of statement of
results because it is expected that your
Original Certificate should be ready
after four years.


Therefore, if you sat for your O-level
examination four years ago and
beyond, it is advisable to go get your O-
level Certificate(s) ready before the
screening exercise of your institution.
For those, whose O-level certificates are not
yet available, they can present their
statement of result. For such candidates,
they may need to provide result checking
scratch card (NECO, WAEC, NABTEB, as
applicable).


For candidates still waiting for the
release of their results, you can go for
the screening with your O-level
registration slip.


Concerning the combination of results,
candidates can combine results even if it
is from different examination bodies e.g
WAEC and NECO. However, your
institution may not allow you to
combine NABTEB results with WAEC or
NECO results.


2. Determine If You Have the Right
Subjects For Your Course of Study:
To study your course of study in
any institution, you are required to
have a minimum of 5 credit passes in the
relevant O-level subjects. Many candidates
are not sure if their O-level subjects tally
with the course they intend to study.
Each course of study has specific
subjects a candidates must credit before
he/she qualifies for admission in that
particular course. Consult Google for that



3. Other documents you need To
present: In addition to your O-level
results, you are to present other
documents which may include;
i. Birth Certificate or Affidavit of Age
Declaration
ii. JAMB Original Result Slip.
iii. Screening Registration Slip (for
those that registered online)
iv. Local Government of Origin (this can be
obtained at your LGA Secretariat)



4. Physical examination: JAMB
disclosed that candidates will equally
be examined based on appearance to know
if they are cultists or "future
cultists". That sounds funny. I wonder
how you can tell who is a cultist or who
would likely be one just by looking at
the person's face unless you are a
fortune teller or a prophet.


Be that as it may, candidates should
ensure they dress formal to the screening
exercise. Do not put on any thing that
will may make you look irresponsible.
If you have tattoos or piercings on your
body, make sure they are removed or well
covered before appearing for the screening.



If you have additional questions
concerning this, you can use the
comment box to ask your questions.


Good Luck Y'all