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Na so him want take promote her. Mtchheww

Shebi you snatch him girlfriend? Him go follow you forever!

richesbhc:
Nigeria can never get to this level

AMEN!

kingxsamz:
It's not rocket science.
Certain stories/names in the bible were adapted from somewhere or events that actually happened. Same way the Spider-Man movie is based in a real location, (New York) but we can't conclude that a man who shoots spider webs and flies in the air exists.
But I don't expect much from folks who won't read the article but jump into conclusions that a donkey once talked simply because an inscription which contained a name was found.
It's only a brain dead mofo that'll believe a snake and donkey talked simply because a 2000 year old book said so.
But you'll call these same archeologists liars when they show you 'alleged' bone fossils of Dinosaurs. Who is fooling who?

Some people are narrow-minded, and they don't want to be proved wrong even if they know that there are wrong. They can't stand the shame

.We go hey suffer dey razzle, dey chyke, dey spin,dey spend sef! And one lecturer go dey bang things wey dem no suffer for.

The thunder wey go faya dem dey use 1 finger do press up!

I jus dey imagine how this man take train all of them?
Well if na me get all these children, I go create another settlement, name a Adrianville or Umu-Adrian or Ikot-'adrian.

Sholaco:
Who is ipob? Ipob is a terrorist from the south eastern region of Nigeria..

Who are the Fulani herdsmen then? Angels?

Bulldog of the tribe of Ubima!

Our rat wey dey chase men from office without arm deserve Nobel prize!

Even rat get honor pass the owner!

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder! Na why I fit forgive that statement.

My dick no go gree self, it is a loyal friend!

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He is saying that to make his new girlfriend feel better

Drug wicked o! If you say make you swallow am, e fit burst for your Belle. If you no swallow, e go bust you and put you for prison.

uBuNiT:
Yes their head is flat, and they explore the world and see it as their village while the cone heads only make noise about lagos after eating green soup

Abeg easy! Which one be flat skull again? Abi tanker March the head? Lolz

. Hustle o! You can make it anywhere o! It should not take you to a country that may remind you of where you ran from.

Ugo4hotish:
Mumu can't you read well,
Eastern Nigeria comprises of Awka Ibom, cross rivers, rivers and Bayelsa and the whole of SE.


Delta and Edo are also part of Western Nigeria

Nna I tire o

Why coro want go?
Abi na because of competition from other topnotch killers ( bokoharam,and herdsmen)?

EbukaHades10:
Una go just open mouth waaaaa

E shock me!

Tour de south! Without bicycle.

Which one be abductor? E be like say na motor part

The thunder wey go fire this dog go be Liverpool fan! It will NEVER WALK ALONE!!!
Na so we go dey create monsters!

Beverlyjean:
1milllion ways to die in the west should b remade and called 1million ways to die in nigeria

As in ehhr!
Death dey send send us multiple SMS dey wait for you to open am.

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Lone accident?
We don't test our drivers in this country!
Some can have Weed+Tramadol+alcohol making 40% of their blood volume! And we will be blaming witches.

The f word is prohibited here so we have improvised! Hence the use of bleep.

If Liverpool like make them use their 2nd eleven,their anthem go change from " you will never walk alone " to "itz just me myself and I ,Solo ride until I die!"

These guys are goooddd

Activist001:
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STFU.

So your 'master' is good at killing innocent pilot whales because he's "coming"?

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No mind am! Na so dem go dey attribute evil things to God.
I no know whether dem dey read their bible with one eye closed!

The Thunder wey go fire sevilla today na Liverpool fan wey e be, it will never walk alone!