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davide470:
I am sure quite a number of you JobLanders will agree with me that it’s about time we had a chat room in this section. The most important reason being the constant derailing of serious threads which may span into pages.

Hence forth, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE: All trivial gists, gossips, discussions, chat-ups, e-toasting etcetera should be done on this thread. Any defaulter to the normal Nairaland rules shall be... well, fill in the Gap. Also, if you have any questions for the Mods, if you want to abuse me / us, please feel free to do it here.

Post whatever you ever wanted or needed to say to your favourite JobLander (whatever that means) outside actual serious Job threads.

You can even hook-up, plan a meeting or a coup, just about anything.

Anyways, enjoy!

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asifawarley:
My brothers and sister you can get free 500mb on your mtn sim that will power all apps without vpn app.



How to activate it
Change your IMEI to this 862565027546507 change the last 3 to another number just send MIFI to 131 immediately you change it.

This IMEI is old but you can still get your 500mb .

Source:http://www.asifawalesblog.com/2016/07/free-500mb-on-mtn.html?m=1

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wheels234:
FACE OF KEN SARO WIWA POLYTECHNIC

The school union Government (SUG) in conjunction with the management of Ken Saro Wiwa Polytechnic Port Harcourt, Nigeria has come up with a remarkable and phenomenal event known as the FACE OF KENPOLY.
A young intelligent, hardworking and beautiful model known as Owhonda Choice Christian is running as a contestant in the glamorous event.

NAME: OWHONDA CHOICE CHRISTIAN

COURSE: BANKING AND FINANCE

SCHOOL: KEN SARO WIWA POLYTECHNIC BORI, RIVERS STATE NIGERIA.

She seeks for vote from the public. Please vote for her through this link written below: voting ends in 6 days time from the day of this post 25th July, 2016
www.nijafrolic.com/2016/017/fok-16-contestant-no-15-owhonda-choice.html
for more info: http://africaeng..com/2016/07/blog-post.html

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bossmeek:
British-born Nigerian actress, Beverly Naya has disclosed her take on premarital sex.
She said despite the abstinence before marriage teaching given almost on a daily basis, she will have sex before marriage to test her man’s sexual capability
.
Speaking with Genevieve magazine, the actress noted that she does not want to end up with someone who cannot satisfy her sexually.
She said, “I understand sex before marriage.
“You don’t want to end up with someone who gives you bad sex. I can respect a guy’s decision to abstain, but why? I get it for religious reasons.
“Ideally, I would love to abstain but I don’t want to be in a situation where the guy is impotent or can’t please me. I will resent him.”
On her kind of man, Naya said, “I can’t stand potbellies and beyond the physical, someone who doesn’t know how to treat me like a lady. I have a fear of settling down with the wrong guy and I won’t deny it and that’s probably why I haven’t found that ideal guy yet. I know he will come.
“I am very ambitious and I know where I am going so anyone I am going to marry has to be successful in some way so that when we do get married. I am not the one doing everything,” she added.

Source: http://bossmeek..com

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jobprovider:
See Sample Application Letter for NUC Recruitment and Other Useful Information You Should Know. A good number of you have been sending me mails and asking me a lot of questions on the ongoing National Universities Commission (NUC) recruitment. If you have nagging questions, you're likely to find this post useful.

Some of the questions include:
1. - " Please I need to know if the handwritten applications is to be on a full scalp sheet or A4 plain paper"
2. - "Please the 10 copies of our CVs, are we sending them in 10 different brown envelopes at the same time or in one brown envelope?"
3. - "Please can you show me a sample application letter to apply for the National Universities Commission job"

Okay let me take it one after the other.

1.) I don't think the type of paper really matters. However, my advice would be for you to use a plain sheet of paper. It looks more professional.

2.) I'd advise you to bundle your CVs and application in one envelope. It's neater and less cumbersome, as a result, makes work easier for whoever will collect it from you….>>>Read more by clicking this link http://www.currentschoolnews.com/job/see-sample-application-letter-nuc-recruitment-useful-information-know/

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bossmeek:
Three girls were taking a bath in the river before they knew it, the wind blow off their towels.
Suddenly a group of boys were passing by.
No 1. The first girl covered her Br*asts with her hands, leaving her face and private part open.
No 2. The second girl covered her private part using her hands leaving her face and bre*sts open.
No 3. The third girl covered her face, leaving her bre*sts and private part open.
Who do you think was the Wisest among the three girls?
Drop you Comments and Reason why you think the one you choosed was the Wisest.
Lets have Fun & Learn.
http://bossmeek..nl/2016/07/question-of-day-who-do-you-think-is_27.html?m=0

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StunchLord:
[b]Fake friends are no different from shadows; they stick with you during your brightest moments but desert you in dark times. I thought this was one of those words. Why bother myself about irrelevancies?

The much anticipated contest was at hand. Anarchy broke out. Aliances were formed. Friends and foes about to clash in war.

I thought I was right to trust. I thought you were a friend. How could you? How could you do this to me? How could you shatter my heart so violently? After all I did for you. I sacrificed my sleep for you. I devoted my time to you. I fought enemies, made new enemies, just to make sure you get to the top. I made a promise to use the last drop of blood in my veins to fight for your cause. I did my all for you

I approached you with genuine intentions of love, of care and of companionship. I trusted you. I laid my self bare before you, you came in, stirred my emotions, tricked me, thou sly snake. Me being the ever loyal friend didn't care to doubt you for once.

I was so blinded by my affection for you that I didn't see the oncoming truck... It hit me with the weight of a thousand ages. You utilised me and others I can't mention as pawns to chase wildly after your selfish ends.

Finally, you got what you have always wanted. And then what did you do? You bade me goodbye in the most cruel of manners. You drew me ever closer. I thougt maybe you had had a change of mind. But even that was part of your grand plan. And then you struck like a stealth viper. Oh.. You ripped a vital organ in my insides and cruelly sent me onto the harsh plains without wishing me well. You couldn't even spare a little kindness. That too would have given me hope when I decided to just fall down right there in the middle of desolation and give up and wait for the end. I could have held on to it fastly for life support. You dumped me! You used me, tore my heart to shreds and dumped me like a worn-out cloth! So painful. It hurts. It really hurts. I try to forget about it all yet it keeps coming back to haunt me.

That I'm alive today to script this piece is nothing short of a miracle...

I was there. You were there. Up till now, how we became friends is still a mystery to me.[/b]

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BOBBYTRICK post=W:
Zenith Bank is offering free wifi connection for their customers just after few days that Ntel rolled out free WiFi browsing in Lagos and Abuja . This kind gesture from Zenith Bank is geared towards enabling its customers to have access to download their mobile app, browse for information, access online banking do researches online and lots more at selected branches.

Although Zenith Free wifi is not the first of its kind in the country as other banks like GTBank gives free Wifi at their UNILAG (University of Lagos) branch, Akoka. So customers can easily use their mobile phones and even laptops to do anything online via the free WiFi connection in the vicinity. https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-IVmn6iXikgs/V5X4fApSssI/AAAAAAAAG70/HgY5XJD3DU0/s320/%25255BUNSET%25255D.png Apart from GTBank, another bank that offers free WiFi is Access Bank offers at their Alausa, Lagos branch. And this service might be available somewhere in other states apart from here in Lagos.

Zenith Bank disclosed that they have also installed an advanced and wide-range free Wi-Fi hotspot serving the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) and its vicinity, to give their customers within the hospital’s environ free internet access via wifi connection.

How Can I Enjoy Zenith Bank Wifi?
To connect and use Zenith free Wifi service anywhere, the customer need to enter his or her Zenith Bank Account number. I remember those days in school, to access school's wifi, we enter our Reg. Number or Matric Number. How Do I Know The Branch With Free WiFi?
To know all the Zenith bank branches that offers this service, Download List Of Zenith Bank Branches With Free Wifi Connection. The file is in PDF format so you just download and read https://www.zenithbank.com/wifi-branches.pdf
Source: Free Browsing

marshborn:
This just happened few minutes ago, why naija girls like to dey form rubbish?

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Ayodun1:
To download any video from YOUTUBE without using any application.
1. Open http://saveutube.tk
2. Search any video name
3. Select Format to download & download with server 2.

*Downloading From Youtube couldn't be more easier..... Enjoy & Share With Friends*

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njuwo:
I was browsing through Nairaland phone section trying to figure out a cheap phone to buy when I bumped into a slot.ng advert. Curious, I clicked on it. As I was going through the website I came across a very cheap Samsung phone called Samsung Galaxy S7 Egde Clear View Case. It goes for 14,500 Naira. I was so happy that I have found a very cheap powerful phone and quickly ordered for it. My people, instead of the phone to be delivered to me, it was the phone case that was delivered to me. I am so pissed off right now as the case is staring at me while I'm staring back at it, what do I do? cc: Lalasticlala Fynestboi do your job plssssss, I need help baderly.

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asifawarley:
My brothers and sister you can get free 500mb on your mtn sim that will power all apps without vpn app.



How to activate it
Change your IMEI to this 862565027546507 change the last 3 to another number .

This IMEI is old but you can still get your 500mb .

Source:http://www.asifawalesblog.com/2016/07/free-500mb-on-mtn.html?m=1

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subseaman:
when will this mail drop self

Soon when you least expect it,it also came to me as a surprise too last year...Just remember to always check your mail

oluwatansho:
pls can someone confirm the authenticity of this mail, just received it



Congratulations ! We are impressed by your education
qualification and we are confident of your potential to be
beneficial for Shell Houston, USA. It is our pleasure to
invite you to attend 2 years International Graduate
Training Program, Shell USA.
Take the following steps now, If you accept the offer.
1. Login to shell website with the details below to create
your new application account. If you created account in
the past, just change the password
Print attached PDF copy of Employment Eligibility
Verification (I-9 Form).
3. Fill the employee section of the I-9 form and send saved
or scanned copy of the I-9 form with scan copy of your
degree certificate through this email. Then we will ask you
to register for WES verification later ( Each applicants will
pay the WES verification fee) http://www.wes.org/
employers/
4. We have limited space for numerous qualified
graduates, so accept our offer that you will attend the
training this Summer/Fall 2016, so that we can start your
H-3 VISA processing immediately.
Shell we process International Passport for all applicants
through our local shell office in Nigeria. So you don’t need
to bother yourself, if you don’t have one. Those that have
international passport can send scanned data page of
their international passport.
Thanks
HR Office
Shell Houston, Texas
1000 Main, 12th Floor
Houston, TX 77002

This is pure scam from the pit of hell.....Guys stop posting your email addresses on this forum,this forum is a public one and can be seen by anyone,be careful guys!

edjenyo:
I applied speculatively in december and earlier this year my application status changed to "in process". It remained this way for some time, but i again checked lately and status is back to 'submitted'.

Please, anyone knows what this mean?

@aegis86

have you received a mail from them lately?...if not just calm down,they'll surely get back to you. Last year when I applied,my application only showed submitted until a month later I was sent a mail inviting me for the aptitude test,so bro I don't think there's a cause for alarm,just hang on,whatever info I get ill always let the house know...but I think you're on track though

gerrardomendes:
why d noise? He comes from a noisy tribe of course...

FOOL!!!...What has tribe got to do with this? People like you are the reason why we have problems in Nigeria,we saying something else nd you mentioning tribe,be careful and be wise,don't bring tribalism into this

karleone:
Hello Aegis86,

Does SBL have a specific period (like month) they recruit annually?
How can one apply?



cc: Deracathy

I think Schlumberger recruits every year,two of my friends work there now ,one got in in 2013,another in 2014 - currently in France and I did the test in 2015,even before then I was told they recruit almost every year and for the fact that they even sent mails that they are interested in our profiles,I strongly think they'll recruit this year too,maybe in May

Got the same message too,clicked YES and application is in process...I wrote the test last year too may 22,2015 but then i didn't have my NYSC cert.......If you received this mail,i think you'll be called for another aptitude test this year,Wishing everybody the best

Application still under review,na wa ooo...am beginning to take my mind off this shell employment thing...God help us sha

davide470:
In the light of the recent happenings and pronouncement by OPEC, the elevated levels of production will continue, and the global oil market will remain oversupplied.

Also, with Iran already getting in the heat of the “market share war”, OPEC is more likely to raise the “current” production ceiling of 30MMbpd in recognition of Iran’s entry, rather than cut. This will pressure crude oil price in 2016, say Q1 - Q2 and hopefully OPEC will meet before its scheduled June 2016 meeting if prices get too low in their views.

In summary, Oil prices ain't going up for a while.

Bro I kinda disagree with you. You see the oil price has been in recovery in recent days. Having hit a post-crisis low of close to $36 a barrel on Monday, it has since rallied and at one point yesterday it was back above $38 a barrel.

But this is still a painfully low price, close to 70 per cent below the September 2014 peak. While unprecedented production efficiency has protected drilling companies in a way few thought possible, in the North Sea, for example, it is still supposed to cost approaching $50 to extract a barrel of oil. This should be significantly higher in US shale oil fields.

The situation is worse for those countries that depend on oil as a source of income. Many Opec members in financial difficulty, such as Venezuela and Nigeria, the de facto cartel leader Saudi Arabia and even non-Opec export giant Russia, all designed budgets around oil prices in excess of $100 a barrel.

As investment is rapidly withdrawn and spending cut, these companies and countries are hoping prices will recover more quickly than markets currently expect. Encouragingly for them, there are experts who see that happening and when it happens I believe the price of oil will rise gradually but steadily.

Guys believe me, SHELL has not contacted anybody for interview,i can tell you that with all confidence, so please relax yourselves and don't be agitated. Again "SHELL HAS NOT CONTACTED ANYONE FOR INTERVIEW" please take note all nairalanders...God bless you all.